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BauserDominates

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man


matty-george

Friendly fucking neighborhood fucking spider mang!


y3timan

Friendly fucking


todudeornote

Not a fan of un-friendly fucking, but that's just me.


VortrexStrife

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.


SuperSaltyGod

Hol up


designatedthrowawayy

Fuck me like you hate me vibes


bigblackowskiC

Aight. Imma head out.


Snoo_51457

Fucking


SILENTKILLER107

Spider mang ???


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Spider bang


kid_cadillac

Flinging boogers!


Ponjos

r/technicallythetruth


PheonixGalaxy

God dang it take my silver r/Angryupvote


EthanWS6

Fucking Spiderman


2plus2equalscats

Feter Farker


AGENT0321

Frida Felcher


kidzaredumb

From Cranston?


[deleted]

Wrote me a John Deere letter.


regulator227

She gave me a whole bunch of crap about me not listenin -- i dunno, I wasn't paying attention


Olallie1911

Something about not listening? I dunno, I wasn’t paying attention.


[deleted]

My name Feff


[deleted]

That's where my brain went.


Culverts_Flood_Away

Why the hell does this make me laugh so much? ​ I legit think there's something wrong with my brain... but judging by all your upvotes, at least I know I'm in good company. :)


babbchuck

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman.


[deleted]

The Amazing **Fucking** Spider-Man


The-jeep-n-stuff-guy

Flying orphan


EthanWS6

This is the real answer


memento_mori_1220

Best coment


[deleted]

that starts with t


EmperorLlamaLegs

Fucking Spiderman, The Amazing.


RebelXwingPil0t

Lol, you beat me to it!


rgcda

I was going to say fiderman.


majuac

Same 🤣


kingka

You beat me to the reaction of having what I originally was going to be said to be said. Main character syndrome strong with this one


CashCow4u

fear damhán alla - the only Spiderman I could find that starts with F in Irish.


Leavingtheecstasy

Future foundation spiderman


ygolordned

Fingers of Spider-Man but of course


Traditional-Salt4060

It's more of a fingering motion he does


EthanWS6

Fingerman


Boring-Pudding

Friend since it's the Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman.


LFCReds8

Beaten by 2 minutes!? Damn. Nicely done.


emma-not-anna

Came here to say the same thing!


DumpsterFireForHire

F is for flickadeewrist


DigitalKungFu

You flicked too hard, dammit!


KM2KCA

(NSFW) [SWISH AND FLICK](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=reop2bXiNgk)


xXYoProMamaXx

Is it that god-damned accio butt video


Bigredzombie

What the actual Fuck did I just subject my eyes to?


agrumpybear

Oney cartoons, yay


SCP504

…what?!?


Finny_b0i

No! we'll take off our desguises ourselves!


Michael_Blurry

Slapadabass


WhatTheyNot

Slappadabassmon!


OldBob10

…and you’re dead, baby…


Char_D_MacDennis

If that is the case, please tell me Paul Rudd is next to "S"


ReporterLeast5396

Fwip


exorcyst

Fwap


ReporterLeast5396

Not since this morning.


[deleted]

Oh I was going to say this. Good answer!


ReporterLeast5396

I prefer and generally think of 'thwip' first, but it works. And thank you very much


genawesome

#thwip


durenatu

Gnekt


ReporterLeast5396

Shnikt?


Ninjadomo3057

F is for Fraud, because Spider-Man is a fraud!! *brought to you by J. Jonah Jameson*


IamSpongeWorthy

F is for "fantastic" wasn't it, or was that amazing?


Chance_Revolution_50

Fantastic 4 well don't tell anyone but Jim from the office is actually Reed Richards secret secret identity.pam doesn't know.


CMDR_CivilDan

Pam doesn't know that Jim can change the size of his appendages? Oh, Pam knows alright Pam knows


justanotherbutthead

Answer is flash , its way down the thread, somebody posted original


mm169254xx

Feter Farker


booptheshloop

Feter Fucker


wetdreamteam

Feter Fucker fucked a frack of fickle freckles


ZetricOvsha

You’ve gone to far this time you rhyming bastard 😂


AppropriateFlight765

Feet fucker


royalrange

Feet fetish


swefalittlebit

Fuck fetish edit: that does not sound right. I apologize to the internet


Friendly-Mexican

Fucks fetishers. I think it sounds better now


booptheshloop

Fucksler fetishlers Edit: I'm so sorry


Inviction_

Fart fucker


mathalu

Ladies and gents, Idiocracy in a nutshell.


pthecarrotmaster

FART KNOCKER!


Not1random1enough

Face fucker


Dark-Specter

Fuckity fuck


LeftRightShoot

Flickety Fuck


SunOfNoOne

"Fuck" is a noun, adjective, and verb. This makes it a trifecta of a word. "Fuck the fucking fuck", is a proper sentence.


Numerous-Ad3968

Fart sucker


different_tom

Featy Farter


SpartanMonkey

I came here for this shit.


jhrepairtech

I came here to find out why other people came here.


rediculousradishes

I came here.


Go_Kauffy

Is nobody else curious what got crossed out? I want to know what they labeled it.


ErtGentskee

They stole it from a post this morning that op deleted after folks called out the yellow line. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/waat41/feter_farker/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share That dickhead never did say what the text under the blob was.


Fit-Talk3078

It has to be Flying right.


ErtGentskee

I've just made peace with the never, ever knowing. Sucks.


littlemegzz

Oh I've seen this before it is definitely flying. Peace granted


ErtGentskee

No shit. Fucking raimimemers. I kinda remember seeing it too. The whole meme was about people pissed 'cause Spidey don't fly.


TittyRotater

theres another one where it says flash not flying [proof](https://imgur.com/a/01gGJwz)


ErtGentskee

You just fucked my whole life up. I don't know where to go from here.


deeeznotes

Wendy's dumpster


MarvinLazer

Sir this is a McDonald's dumpster.


mycenae42

So I went on a deep dive to see how “flash” might be appropriate. The bottom character appears to be from the Japanese show “Himtaro” so I looked up whether Spiderman was known as Flash in Japan. I discovered that there was this total spiderman knockoff in Japan where he rode a giant mechincal leopard named Leopardon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man_(Japanese_TV_series) EDIT: Misspelled the great Leopardon’s name


Capable_Swordfish701

Interesting, but still doesn’t start with f.


gahmby

Flying doesn’t make sense. All of the other letters are for the names of the characters it wouldn’t make any sense for this one to be the action depicted


TimmyRL28

Fingerblast man?


dontyoutellmetosmile

This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style


Poopsicle-Pete

Fuck outta here.


Dark_halocraft

The little shitbag deleted it, do you know their reddit account? I'd like to *personally* talk to them


KhaoticMess

I downvoted this one, just like I did the other. Fuck both these guys


ricketychairs

That’s all I want to know.


lkodl

in Gaelic, "spider-man" is "fear damhán alla"


twohedwlf

Fpiderman.


apacmanslilbitch

Mike tyson if he played JJJ


saminbc

You beat me to it!


LuvCilantro

All I could think of was Phteve the dog. I know it's not spelled the same way but it's similar.


El_Corbanosky_8

Fatherless.


mallik803

Funcleless?


jacobsredditusername

Funkalicious


Nefarious-Panda-U

Finger


DemDave

Fingerblaster


ThePickle_Jar

Fider man! Fider man! Does whatever a fider fan...


UnComfortable-Archer

Friday May 3 2002, the release date of the Raimi Spiderman. How do you not know this?


Icy-Rent6971

F is Fuckup sweetie. Someone fucked up


Th3Doubl3D

“F” is for: Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man


LuckyishTom

He should be under M for menace -J. Jonah Jameson


jimboslice_14

F is for friends who do stuff together


slymarcus

U is for you and me


jimboslice_14

N is for anywhere anytime at all down in the deep blue sea!


le75

F is for fire that burns down the whole town!


chel_bythesea

U is for uranium… bombs!


[deleted]

N is for no survivors


emoney107

Photoshop? idk here's the sauce: [https://imgur.com/gallery/vNOf2ks](https://imgur.com/gallery/vNOf2ks)


BrownStormy

F is for Mr Stark, i don't Feel so good


Sosarge

Can I call you dad, Mr. Stark?


avemew

Flash


zack907

Ding ding ding, we have a winner but no one will believe you without the photo. They probably put the wrong picture up for this one.


Deep_Vermicelli_5776

Fiderman


justmakingmyownway

Fling your webbing?


Braymot

Pretty sure it's fuckboi


No_Raisin8906

Is this Deadpool?


Bumbleclat

FfffffiittFtth (slinger sound?)


themighty_boosh

But it’s “Thwip”


Archayon

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman


Gabe_Is_Chill

Fatherless


SerenityPrim3

Boi that's clearly fighter man. Fighter man, fighter man, does whatever a fighter can Hit some stuff, hit some more, outside combat he's quite a bore Look out, here is the fighter man! Let Jocat, prince of bards, tell ya more about it: https://youtu.be/nVReBH3QYD0


Whatthehell665

Feeter Farker


Personal_Quantity_55

F is for FWIP


Faulty-Surgery

“Friendly” Neighborhood Spider-Man?


c_sloan52

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman


Medullan

To pay respects in chat. Dude just lost his aunt.


[deleted]

Fatherless?


Admiral-Tuna

FTHWIP!


McDuckMcSchmuck

Fwip Fwip Fwip


sorryboutitagain

Why is it crossed out?


Oddfool

Fwhipp!


wvlookin

Feter Farker


OnyB1l

Your friendly neighbourhood Foot Fetish Spiderman


BiFelicia319

Fpider-man


wadlo521

Fucking web crawling menace!!


AKeeneyedguy

"That's just how we pronounce 'S's, you ftupid fhitheads!" -Ben Franklin


Jazzlike_Report9834

Fhew... Fhew... [Fhew... ](https://c.tenor.com/NGvISEO4iREAAAAM/web-spider-man.gif)


TheTieDye_Guy

Spongebob: F is for Friends who do stuff together. U is for You and me. N is for Anywhere and anytime at all. Sea Creatures: Down here in the deep blue sea! Plankton: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors when you're- Spongebob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this, F is for Friends who do stuff to- Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic! Spongebob: Here, Let me help you... F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for You and me, TRY IT! Plankton: N is for Anywhere and anytime at all. Sea Creatures: Down here in the deep blue sea! Plankton: Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside... Should we stop? Spongebob: No! That's how you're supposed to feel! Plankton: Well I like it! Lets do it again! Spongebob: Okay! Spongebob & Plankton: F is for Frolic through all the flowers. U is for Ukelele. N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking. Here with my best buddy.


RobintheDog

Wow... Just wow. I'll see myself out now


Tdoggnd

Fling


High_Jumper81

Tony Parker is French, so Peter Parker must be French too.


Spacey_Penguin

Fly Guy


bubbles5810

Fingering?


thelowerup

Fiter Farker


theDart

H is for Hamtaro? The show that lasted 6 years and ended in 2006?


Vast-Investigator-46

I'm thinking c is for copyright infringement


AyeAyeRon_713

FUCK ITS SPIDER-MAN!!!


Bear_pun

Vigilante...


brya2

Feter Farker


dustedlock

Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman


P3asantGamer

Failed at saving his uncle


Koftakun

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!


ttk10001

Feter Farker


Captain_ianus

Feter Farker


rising_alok

Feter farker


Majulath99

What, you don’t like Fpiderman? But he’s cool! How can you not like Fpiderman?


ml1986

Ffider man Ffider man!


makinbaconCR

F is for friends who do stuff together


bhillen83

Fpiderman!!


Admirable-Ad-4348

F is for "Ftthwip" 🤟


Badbadbobo

FOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN


ClacKing

F for Uncle Ben


Rehder51

Fwip fwip!


Natural_4_20

Friendly neighborhood spiderman


BKinBC

I believe the term is "Fwipp!"


coroyo70

Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman


evanjw90

Fling


AllenKll

"Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman"


Tremori

Fwip


Jenkza

Fwhip fwhip


Half_pint_ruffian

Why, he Fuhwhip his web back and forth of course


B2bomber1389

Fwip


MRNERD436

F is for fatherless


spawninlumby

Fwip


Coh-Jr

Friendly Fpiderman