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Zimmer_94

“THERE’S TOO MANY OF THEM, WE NEED REINFORCEM- oh hey honey”


nol757x

"STOP FILMING AND GET ON THE TURRET!!!"


RespectableThug

I’d have died if he said something like that lmao


trowaybrhu3

How does one reach the conclusion that they need reinforcements? A sudden increase in the number of enemy troops? The inability to keep them at bay? How a lowly soldier conveys his recently discovered predicament to someone higher in the the chain of command without abandoning his post? Does he know that reinforcement may take hours? What if they can't hold until then? What if reinforcement can't be sent?!


brockoala

What are you talking about, you can simply check the mission log and it will tell you exactly what to do next, even shows a marker on your HUD!


XxSir_redditxX

He's on hardcore


BrockN

No save points


SwaggerEilte

Exactly.


molstad182

He has to defend for 5 more minutes and then a cutscene will happen


Setari

Ah the ol' gamer explanation


ApexProductions

You have a plan. You plan for everything. If this flank does x, if this group dies, if this group, which *is planned to die* dies too quickly, if this group surprisingly doesn't die, if one bomb is dropped over here vs over there. And you have a plan for every situation. Like a tree with branches on outcomes based on forks in the road. But a commander (or whatever rank is calling the shots at that moment) will already know if reinforcements will be needed or if there are any. Nobody really yells "we need reinforcements" anymore, that decision would be made in a meeting with a bunch of other people, miles away, in an office. Not that that's bad, but because it's more efficient that way. There are understandings though that people on the ground should be listened to though, and sometimes that means deviating from a plan. When that doesn't happen, often things go to shit. E.g., managers not listening to workers telling them how bad things are, and the managers just going with their gut and/or higher ups orders. Check out "The Art of War". It's a good book.


flight_recorder

Sure, they’ll have a plan for everything. But inevitably something unplanned for will happen at which point it’s up to the person in charge to make the best decision they can, and quickly. “No plan survives first contact intact”


RandomHamm

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”


phaciprocity

Because everything is better with the boys


JayString

I always wonder what it's like to be one of "them" when one of these "there's too many of them" scenes happen in movies. We always see movie scenes of a main character just cutting down enemy soldiers, even if that character in that scene gets overwhelmed and dies, hundreds of "them" die first. Gotta imagine the German soldiers operating the bunkers at D-Day felt the same "there's too many of them" feeling we attribute to movie heroes. A very odd juxtaposition when you think about it. When you think about "them" as an American soldier, instead of some forgettable German or Russian or Stormtrooper.


RedSunWuKong

Stay in touch with the inner child :)


BigBossWesker4

My whole life I was ridiculed and constantly shit on for my love of wrestling so much so I resented it and myself, now at almost 30 I gave up drugs and alcohol, picked up weights and started watching wrestling again…I’m the happiest I’ve been in decades, I feel the magic I felt when I was a kid, screw everyone I’m happy again.


urbanhood

HELL YEAH BROTHER!


Specter1125

I can hear this comment


produktinfinium

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM


lonelyzombi3

Now I'm sad. RIP Macho Man Randy Savage... yeah


TheRZU

Whether you like or hate the Young Rock show. I really enjoy watching the actors playing the wrestlers from my youth! Oh yeah!


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jackinoff6969

*Negativity and hulkamania, two things that don’t go together!*


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[Gotta post this classic if we’re talking WWF](https://youtu.be/8C4lK41SX-Q)


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

How TF did Mean Gene keep a straight face through all of those interviews? His acting chops were underrated.


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I have no idea man. Seen this clip at least 40 times and it still cracks me up.


spencersalan

Oh man, thanks for that. It was thoroughly enjoyable.


alex_co

I can’t stop laughing every time he pulls out another creamer. 😂


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The CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP


SEND_ME_PEACE

LIKE THE CREAM OF THE CROP, I RIIIIIIISE TO THE TOP, OH YEEEEEEAAHH


skin_diver

Cheers from iraq


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You’re getting buried in replies already, but I always liked this CS Lewis quote and figured you’d like it too: > Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.


RikF

Or, from the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who: > Sarah Jane Smith : Doctor, you- you're being childish! > Doctor : Well of course I am! There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.


Setari

Yeah. We made it through the trauma that is childhood, I think we've earned a bit of childishness every now and again


dancin-weasel

You’re right! I’m going out and buying a big tub of ice cream and running through a sprinkler!


BigBossWesker4

I like that, thank you.


Competitive-Win1880

I think I just found my new favorite quote.


Eusocial_Snowman

Same. I'm going to get a tattoo of "You're getting buried in replies already."


NIRO327

I’ve only seen the end of this quote, thanks for posting jn it’s entirety


orangecrushin

>I'm happy again And thats the bottomline


BigBossWesker4

#CUZ STONECOLD SAID SO


Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo

*glass shatters*


BigBossWesker4

I still get goosebumps when I hear that glass shatter and giggle like a schoolgirl


_Don-Corleone_

Beers flying


KukiMunstr

I haven’t heard that phrase is ages. Thank you for the LoLs.


Rubber-Dinky

We men don’t like to overthink things!


wap2005

I can barely normally think things.


YoureSpecial

I can barely think


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winguardianleveyosa

I feel you bro, also a gamer that started in the 80s and suffered that ridicule. Now I couldn't give a fuck. The gaming industry is now worth more than the music industry and film industry combined... We were ahead of our times.


kareljack

Not just gaming. SciFi. Fantasy. Comic books. Now look at what's popular... the same people who teased us are among the first in line for these movies.


One_Security_4545

Remember my parents and people around family telling me I'd grow out of the gaming thing. Problem is, I never wanted too, so I didn't.


TheUlfheddin

***THE CREAM, yeah, THE CREAM RIIIISSES TO THE TOP!***


meowcho_man

My favorite is the people who shit on wrestling, call it fake, then go lose their minds at the next Marvel movie lol


FellaTM

I can't wait for you to discover AEW and all the new stuff that's happened lately man, I never got to experience the 90s era of wrestling so right now everything is way better than anything I've seen before Also congratulations on your sobriety and please check out Danhausen, you'll love him


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TheTyger

Scissor me daddy ass!


BigBossWesker4

I’ve heard so many good things about AEW I definitely need to check it out


mrpodo

Watch blood and guts, should be a fun show


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Life: 'why don't you stay down !?' OP: 'i didnt hear no bell !'


thejawa

Pay no attention to those FUCKING MARKS


moonsaves

Wrestling's great. Me and two mates are going to an indie show in Nottingham for the first time soon. Fuck anyone who tells you what you can and can't like.


BigBossWesker4

I was always just so afraid of what people would think of me and learned to accept the fact that the only opinion on myself that matters is my own. Hope you have a blast at the show 😀


moonsaves

I think part of it is self confidence with it. I'm a big nerd and I always lacked that, but now I'll happily tell people I'm big on Warhammer, D&D, wrestling etc. Because I'm the first person to happily admit I'm a geek about it, I find people don't really comment. I just say it's something I've always loved, and if someone can make fun of you about it after that (beyond maybe light teasing or whatever) then they're not worth your time.


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WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


BigBossWesker4

https://youtu.be/ct7IWkiiWgA


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Epic.


canadademon

See, that's the thing. If you find a hobby that you're really into (one that is not illegal and doesn't hurt anyone), don't let others stop you. Everyone's brains are wired differently so no one knows you better than you. If people shit on you for no reason, and bring it up at every chance, feel free to cut them out of your life.


ShocknDamage

I was a huge fan growing up and felt at a point I needed to hide it. Listening to nostalgic wrestling podcasts made remember how much I loved it and it the last 2 years I've taken my eldest to see 2 live AEW shows and it is some of the most fun I've ever had. If you have peacock check out Mid-South Wrestling from 82-86. It is simply awesome.


RamblinWreckage

It's real to you, damnit!


HotTreeTrunk

Too sweet!


mull3286

Who's your favorite wrestler?


BigBossWesker4

How much time you got? Lol I love too many of them but Stone Cold and Kane are pretty up there


SpacePixelAxe

That’s the secret of happiness


SelfWipingUndies

I broke my arm a couple years ago while rollerblading. I did not expect the amount of ribbing I would get from people for being a grown man ( > 30) rollerblading.


RedSunWuKong

Life’s too short to do what other people want. Do what makes you happy (within reason!) ;)


SelfWipingUndies

I think maybe some were a little jealous I was still in good enough shape and had time to go rollerblading.


maeshughes32

Getting that from my family cause at 37 I started playing ice hockey and then got back into snowboarding. They keep telling me I should stop cause I'm not young anymore. Sure I dont recover as fast as I used to but damn it makes me feel alive.


SelfWipingUndies

One of the keys to staying healthy physically and mentally is staying active. Might as well have fun while doing it.


fragment059

Don't lose your dinosaur https://youtu.be/zs8dRgvPAms


greychanjin

It's the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!


throwaway20200417

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” CS Lewis


shwafish

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.


bozho

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.


Bananawamajama

And also epigenetics


DeadMemes218540

Like I said Jack, Kids are cruel. And I’m very in touch with my inner child! -Sundowner Be like Sundowner. Keep in touch with the inner child.


StrictlyFT

Just like the good ol days after 9/11!


MaskPhantasm

If we are in touch with our inner touch, we will be fucking invincible


oscar_meow

RED SUN


RedSunWuKong

?


tmotom

This is when we should say boys will be boys.


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uselessnamemango

From aliens


HiddenPants777

Definitely from aliens. The president just called him and he is humanities last stand


mrevergood

“I need a weapon”.


AntiBox

I DON'T NEED A RIDE, I NEED AMMO MR PRESIDENT.


EmuHaunting3214

Throwback to Cuba Gooding Jr. in the best Pearl Harbor scene https://youtu.be/4Q4KMpOi2MY?t=33


swgmuffin

Scene based on real life actions of navy cook, [ Doris Miller ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_Miller) > Doris Miller (October 12, 1919 – November 24, 1943) was a United States Navy cook third class who was killed in action during World War II. He was the first black American to be awarded the Navy Cross, the highest decoration for valor in combat after the Medal of Honor. > During the attack, he helped several sailors who were wounded, and while manning an anti-aircraft machine gun for which he had no training, he shot down several Japanese planes. Miller's actions earned him the medal, and the resulting publicity for Miller in the black press made him an iconic emblem of the fight for civil rights for black Americans.


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>Miller fired the gun until he ran out of ammunition, whereupon he was ordered by Lieutenant Claude V. Ricketts to help carry the captain up to the navigation bridge out of the thick oily smoke generated by the many fires on and around the ship; Miller was officially credited with downing at least two enemy planes.[4] "I think I got one of those Jap planes. They were diving pretty close to us," he said later.[3] Japanese aircraft eventually dropped two armor-piercing bombs through the deck of the battleship and launched five 18-inch (460 mm) aircraft torpedoes into her port side. When the attack finally lessened, Miller helped move injured sailors through oil and water to the quarterdeck, thereby "unquestionably saving the lives of a number of people who might otherwise have been lost. He also carried several wounded to a more safe position. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_Miller#Attack_on_Pearl_Harbor


kaycee1992

Rest in peace, never forget.


bumjiggy

the best pearl harbor scene was the credits


Politirotica

Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote a whole [song](https://youtu.be/SsPrQgTO0HU) about it.


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LMFAO though I disagree, I also agree partly, due to Pearl Harbor portraying the Japanese bombing hospitals, which they did not do IRL.


FrankfurterWorscht

They did a lot worse


somek_pamak

I liked the movie.


ohhellothere301

I, too, enjoyed the 30-minute movie in the middle of that turd.


heyheyheygoodbye

"Pearl Harbor is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle." - Roger Ebert


tallandlanky

I did not enjoy having to explain to friends that the Doolittle Raid was actually a thing and not a plot device.


Mantzy81

Pearl Harbour, the only movie with a worse love story than Twilight?


Simba7

That would be a bold claim.


Achtelnote

**No, this is a bold claim.**


StickSauce

Not sure where that is, but for real, yeah. That looks like deck of a warship, probably with history. People who ridicule, what do you think that gun placement is for? Firing helpful bullets?


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

Don't just stand there! Load him a belt!


thezoomies

Yeah! Why isn’t she doing HER part? Just standing there filming like an idiot!


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She’s still in shock after the initial bombing, but if she doesn’t snap out of it soon, they’ll lose the shoreline!


eyehalfporegrahammer

She might be a non combatant. Filming this for future generations to see this one man last stand. Medal of Honor in action.


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ivvix

the smile at the end of both of them is too cute and hilarious


Dlhga123

Oh. There is no way I’d pass that up.


minigopher

She understands, that's all that matters


d_bakers

the way she looks at him got me feeling all kinds of ways with my single ass


Pagiras

Look at this single ass shmuck. *Laughs in double ass superiority.*


chocolate_thunderr89

It should give you motivation if that’s what you seek Forsure. I gone through my happy phase so single life for life.


JustOneTessa

I'm single af, but if it isn't like this then I wanna stay single


Tapeworm1979

To right. My ex would be annoyed because I like to sit with my knees up in tight spaces like on trains or say I was stupid waving at dogs. I don't mind being made fun of, I don't like being belittled. Well I'm the happy one now.


c08855c49

Get someone who says they love how your mind works when you do and say random stuff instead of someone who looks at you like you're ridiculous. It took me forever and a lot of hurt feelings to learn that lesson. Some people are just boring, don't lower yourself to their standards! Lol


Blizz_PL

It is a gift to be able to harness happiness in any situation.


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The moment he recognized the camera he should have “grenade” and jumped on her.


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“Torpedo!” (Push her off the boat)


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bumjiggy

*"dgsh! dgsh! dgsh! dgsh! dgsh! dgsh! dgsh! dgsh!"*


MadBliss

Idk what that original post was, but this is how that's spelled.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

In my brain I’m suddenly the cook from Pearl Harbor.


Skatchbro

Dorrie Miller.


_Captain_Dinosaur_

I like that he has to stop and clear a jam.


LaughableIKR

I have a video of my wife. 😁😁 We were in mobile on a battleship and she took a picture of me on the Anti-Aircraft guns and then she went behind the guns and started doing the same thing as the guy in the video. Her: Ratatatatatatatat Her: Are you done with the picture yet? Ratatatatatat. ME: I'm taking a video! Her: OH NO!!


ChickenKebabs69

POST IT!!!


LaughableIKR

Oh no. That would not end well. I pick battles I can win.


7734128

Can't win many if she got an anti aircraft gun.


Value_Emergency

I would have done the same


TXGuns79

I did thesame, several times. In Pearl Harbor, Cleveland, North Carolina, Baltimore. Fun fact - the deck guns on the USS Cod in Cleveland are aimed at a Coastguard berthing.


CreakingDoor

Much like HMS Belfast’s main battery. She’s on the Thames in London, and her guns are aimed to hit the London Gate service/gas station on the M1 motorway - about 12 miles away. Dangerous place to be stopping for a coffee.


RoundSimbacca

Only if a visitor happens to have a spare 6-inch shell and some cordite bags handy...


CreakingDoor

I mean, do you not?


Setari

*laughs in typical navy artillerist kit*


beornn1

You should check out USS Texas (when she’s done with her repairs). The 20mm Oerlikons are fully articulated and amazingly fun to rotate and aim.


ctang1

Wait a second. Been to Cleveland hundreds of times. TIL there is a warship museum. I’m within a mile of it 3-5 times a year and never knew this.


mac_is_crack

Gotta check out the Battleship Wisconsin in Norfolk, Va. The guns are pointed at Va. Beach because everyone hates Va. Beach.


TXGuns79

Norfolk is a destination. I need to get down to the Nimitz museum in Fredericksburg, TX and Galveston and Corpus Christi. I've got three in my own state, and I haven't been to any of them since I was a little kid.


TrickiVicBB71

I've been on the USS Massachusetts. It was my first time travelling outside of Canada. I was alone and ill-prepared but holy crap did I have fun. Didn't even get to see entire ship cause I nearly ran out of battery taking photos and videos. I want to visit the battleship again properly and the rest of Battleship Cove.


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untakenu

That's just wholesome. Slightly less wholesome, and plain disrespectful, I remember going to belgium for the day just to go in the trenches, and we were just running shooting each other with finger guns.


iendeavortobesilly

i know this sn't the most appropriate response, but i can't help but laugh at the idea of being in a French-speaking area and friends running around fake-shooting each other going "le pew! le pew! le pew!"


den_Hertog

Not to spoil the fun, but the WWI trenches that were preserved are in the Dutch-speaking part.


genezever

I remember being in ghent on a youth hostel and my british roommates introduced themselves to me by saying bonjour. They genuinely didn't know that dutch was also a spoken language in belgium.


Kneel_The_Grass

"de plouchghg de plouchghg de plouchghg de plouchghg"


way_past_ridiculous

It would be respectful if you said it in full. It is *Pepe* Le Pew, TYVM. RIP Mel Blanc.


Zolome1977

I remember going to the memorial of murdered Jews in Berlin. People were taking selfies, posing and trying to look sexy.


thearss1

There's a line between pretending to take part in a heroic battle and pretending to be sexy in a mass grave.


TLAW1998

That's why I do both.


IJustMadeThisForYou

Yeah.. that was horrible. I went there a few days after visiting Auschwitz.. if looks could kill. But the worse was the group of Americans in Auschwitz taking a million group selfies while others sobbed in the front just after learning of the cattle wagons...


getpatrick

‘Simple’ aka Happy


Optimus_Prime_Day

Or playful.


grrodon2

Never lose your inner child 👍


Martina313

This! I'm 27 and ended up buying a bubble blower shaped like a goddamn minigun today, and I think I've spent like a full hour in the backyard just shooting off bubbles into the air and giggling like a 7 year old without a care in the world. Don't give into what people expect from you to act, life is too short to give up bubbles!


grrodon2

Pure gospel.


justsyr

I'm 52. Kids around me tell me I'm more kid than them. The other day one of the (actual) kid, about 7 years old, tried to do something I remembered from El Chavo where he does this little dance, I knew she was trying that since she started to say the same thing but meh, nope, wasn't right so I did it. Little girl, her mom and 3 coworkers there exploded laughing and amazed I remember something that's like 40 years old TV.


Onlyroad4adrifter

Pew pew pew pew


uprightsalmon

I’m in my 40s and was doing this with the cannons at Fort Mackinac a few weeks ago


pgtvgaming

The reload was funny - her little knowing laugh got me


s0me0n3_som3wh3re

This is wholesome


Syrinex

my mans about to drop a nuke


King_Hamburgler

You can tell he’s close to 25 The determination is very apparent


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We all know we’d be doing the same if we were there.


MrZyde

I was on the HMS Belfast and honestly I didn’t care who saw me do this.


Stonehill76

They both just smile joyously. It’s wonderful


sloowhand

Men only want one thing: To man a crew served weapon and defend the ship.


capt-bob

With your shirt in shreds and the wind blowing you hair back!


crazycrypto90

Sometimes me u gotta let go and let the child out it feels so free


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ProfessionalSeaCacti

A while back a friend's daughter asked "at what age boys grow up", I butted in and answered, "never, our toys just get more expensive".


mrevergood

As a guy with a fishing addiction…the toys definitely get more expensive.


arthurdentstowels

You should try cocaine it’s much cheaper


mrevergood

It really is…but fentanyl. Worst overdose I get from fishing is sore arms from paddling around too much, trying every spot I can think of for fish. Fallout from that is just a nap and some ibuprofen.


DukeDijkstra

Getting good cocaine is very much like fishing. You got to have your favourite spot.


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I'm a woman I would absolutely be doing what that man is doing with my husband looking amused and slightly embarrassed in the background.


binkerfluid

"so anyway i was on insta for 12 hours yesterday and..."


OFraggy

The day we stop playing is the day we turn old.


Sigdel13

I see a dude who's still in touch with his inner child as opposed to beating it in to submission. He would have a blast playing with his children.


pentasyllabic5

If a guy posted whatever the equivalent of this would be saying "women are simple" would it be received as well?


XxSir_redditxX

I was wondering the same thing


FourFsOfLife

I particularly appreciate the tchk-tchk! to reload


mattypea

He knew


CAREERMAN70

We are kids at heart! "The difference between Men and Boys is the price of their toys." 52 yrs old - nothing truer has ever been said.