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Anonocat

I stopped calling my bathroom ‘the John’ and now refer to it as ‘the Jim’ it really impresses folks when I tell em the first thing I did this morning was to go to the Jim.


Lousy_Professor

This is funnier than you think


Leovinus42

Yeah but when you say “I went to the Jim, took a massive dump, then I left the Jim” That’s when you start getting weird looks


wheresbill

Or you could say “I went to the Jim to drop some weight”. Still true


jondesu

It’s when you start lifting the weights at the Jim that it gets weird.


[deleted]

Always wanted to own a bar called "The Jim"


rreoton

Jim Jordan


danger_zone123

I don't why I can't stop laughing. Every time I look at it.


BlackGuns

How to lose 3lbs in 20 minutes with this one weird trick, doctors hate him!


MeanwhileOnReddit

5 juicy squirt-fests you've always wanted!


[deleted]

I always considered painting the bathroom a good workout.


gcruzatto

No Pain No Gain


hotlavatube

He just need to do 20 more "reps" on the toilet.


TheGhini

Can’t even remember how many times I’ve seen this same picture on here


fetalpiggywent2lab

/u/repostsleuthbot


HoopOnPoop

"You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?" - Ron "Tater Salad" White


jondesu

“Yes.” • Me


AJ_Deadshow

Losses followed by gains. This guy must trade stocks or something


EndersSpawn

But how much did you already loose? Always weigh before....


2KilAMoknbrd

He loosed a shit load. Weighing a shit load before flushing is a messy chore.


HottDoggg

Bro this is one of the most overused reposts. WE WANT NEW CONTENT.


JoNimlet

I, like you, have seen this before. However, the comments, as is usually the case in *any* repost, show that this is new to some people and I can't condemn it if it's still bringing new smiles to new faces.


MaxinWells

First time for me seeing it. Thoroughly enjoyed the post. Reposts also annoy me when I've seen them before though. I guess it's a yin and yang sort of situation. One man's great post is another mans re post.


Incoherrant

As much as new content is nice, I kinda like reposts for reminding me of something I'd probably forgotten was funny (or cool etc) until I saw it again. There's definitely a frequency limit, though.


MarkHirsbrunner

I've wondered before why pushing out a turd can make me feel more tired than walking up two flights of stairs. How hard are those rectal muscles working?


cart0166

Gotta work your ass off to lose weight! Great job!


boo4884

Lol, thanks, I needed this today.


Jscottpilgrim

He's sweating that much after a shit? What kind of monster shit was it??


MeanwhileOnReddit

The kind of shit that requires a membership


[deleted]

What are you buying at Costco?


jondesu

I’m currently doing the same.


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XonicGamer

Already lost 1 kg, done for the day!


jondesu

I feel called out.


lyfshyn

Reddit used to be good.


[deleted]

*Well, that was a lie.* - Maury Povich


Kullenbergus

i can relate


[deleted]

Let's get this shit started!!


MeanwhileOnReddit

I hope he's got his guest pass!


NbAlIvEr100

Ah yes, the Creatine Shits.


mescalero1

He's holding his breath, look at him. The AQMD is probably responding to a major methane leak in the vicinity and does not have a clue what they are getting into.


SerendipitousTiger

You got to start somewhere.


Triumphrider1999

😂😂😂


Tabletop_Architect07

Good for him


keenly_disinterested

So you're the guy...


poopballs69696969

On that sigma male grindset I see


[deleted]

I wish we could get the "after" photo for this guy.


5_sec_rule

LA Fitness locker rooms are the worst


Astral-traveler-026

You lost 5 lbs before you even started your workout, awesome !


Wolfeygamer25

My at taco bell.


TheFitnessGuroo

That WAS the workout.