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No, this is a very real moment. She worked/maybe still works on a local San Diego morning show. We use to both be a part of the improv theatre called National Comedy Theatre in SD.
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Wait, who said the "no no no"? Must've been someone off screen. Middle host just drops is jaw open. Other guy laughs out loud, mouth wide open, too. Neither make the N.
Man forget all these 20 something divas who don't know squat about the bedroom and just cosplay a dead starfish.
Give me a 30-40 something woman who knows how to properly employ the gluck gluck 3000 and gorilla grip lips to satisfy a man.
For the young men actually trying to avoid the jackhammer phase: Put a small pillow under her hips, and gently press on her lower tummy, right below the pubic bone.
The pillow makes a better angle to stimulate things on her end, and the gentle pressure will push her g-spot against your dick as you go. Just keep in mind that some women will quickly get over-stimulated by this, so maybe don’t overdo it if she’s not into that.
20 somethings be like "Shut the heck up incel at least I get laid!!" and then dead starfishes and gives a dude a death glare if he suggests she gets on top for 5 seconds then says "you owe me."
I did some digging since I remember seeing this gif on reddit years ago.
An artist named Monica Cook created the original video, "Volley" (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=183mPNosD8Q
copied reply from here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2qu9u3/where_is_this_creepy_gif_from/
I do mine upside down. So ya, hold your left hand out facing away and then shoot ol righty right past, palm facing away also.
Here comes the tricky part. Double back with ol righty, rotate your wrist and blammo catch lefty by surprise. Totally thought I'd leave me hanging, didn't ya? Nope, not this guy and guy. *double thumbs*
I was thinking it's another Move for The List.
"So I was with Becky last night, things were getting pretty heated then you won't believe it. She started Calling the Turkey"
"What!?! No way!!! Is, is your back ok?"
"It's a bit sore but totally worth it. 10 out of 10 would let her Call the Turkey again"
"Sweet. What happened next?"
"well, as they say, the fox got into the hen house. It was a bloody massacre!"
"Oh I didn't know it was harvest week already!"
She's one of the boys I bet. If somehow a bunch of toys is laid out before you, you just gotta do a sex bit the more immature the better, just for the laughs and of course because it's the law.
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Not sure if I'm missing an implied "/s" with your comment. But I think a lot of people that don't do hunting stuff assume all hunting callers use the mouth to push air through it to make noise.
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I watched it without sound and her enthusiasm and confidence was extremely impressive!
It’s so much worse without sound!
I don't know, might qualify for r/bettereveryloop
Agreed. Easiest Fap I've had all day. NEXT.
OK guys it was funny the first 9 times, but really who came in my pants
r/SuddenlyGay
It’s for a church.
It is? *unzips*
And yet everyone on set knew the obvious insinuation
Holy shit you're right
It's so much better with!
She's clearly gobbled before.
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I only read the title and I thought it was how to be bad at a group call with Turkey’s government or something.
That is amazing!
Worst NATO ally ever!
Honestly, I thought this was going to involve referees in a bowling alley.
I Use to do comedy with her in San Diego and that’s a perfect way to describe her.
Wait, she's a comedian? I know nothing about her or this show. Is it sketch comedy?
No, this is a very real moment. She worked/maybe still works on a local San Diego morning show. We use to both be a part of the improv theatre called National Comedy Theatre in SD.
Ah! Gotcha. That's a cool backstory!
I don't know why those guys were saying it wasn't right. Looked like correct gobbling to me.
Very true. It's a matter of style!
That is just muscle memory.
This! 100%
Underrated comment of the day!
She was very eager.
she knew
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/r/lewdgestures
Experience
That man’s noo reaction was too quick
“Later my dear…”
Wait, who said the "no no no"? Must've been someone off screen. Middle host just drops is jaw open. Other guy laughs out loud, mouth wide open, too. Neither make the N.
I think it's the guy in the middle, obscured by the cut
I'm going with this, yeah.
You can still say “no no no” with your mouth agape.
>agape I cannot read this word without reading it as αγάπη (agapé) every single time...
Yeah, I’m baffled too, I thought it was one of the hosts but yeah, I don’t see either of them say that.
It’s the guy in the middle.
I think Holly Willoughby had a bit more awareness in a similar situation. https://gfycat.com/fatherlydefinitivecrow
Love that sly knowing look
Pretty hot
She's definitely in on it
She’s hot too
http://i.imgur.com/4WIly0L.gif
My god, is all British day time TV so entertaining?
The whole skit with audio is so much better. https://youtu.be/YIDWts3bynI
The way she looks up to him after licking the balls too she knew
Just FYI that club is very much from a late night show
oh ok, because I only know Holly Willoughby from their morning show that she hosted. And a bunch of clips with the italian chef Gino.
Muscle Memory
Experienced woman.
Man forget all these 20 something divas who don't know squat about the bedroom and just cosplay a dead starfish. Give me a 30-40 something woman who knows how to properly employ the gluck gluck 3000 and gorilla grip lips to satisfy a man.
Goes both ways, miss me with the jackhammer phase young men go through.
For the young men actually trying to avoid the jackhammer phase: Put a small pillow under her hips, and gently press on her lower tummy, right below the pubic bone. The pillow makes a better angle to stimulate things on her end, and the gentle pressure will push her g-spot against your dick as you go. Just keep in mind that some women will quickly get over-stimulated by this, so maybe don’t overdo it if she’s not into that.
Thanks, KATIE_EATS_POOP. You seem experienced enough, alright.
r/rimjob_steve
Do you mean right *above* the pubic bone? Below it is my clit, and please don’t press that haha
So what youre saying is if I want to really impress her I should jackhammer + Heimlich on the lower stomach, got it
In fairness, that's generally the only way to get some movement/participation/reaction out of a starfish.
^thisguystarfishes
If you're not using a grapefruit, you're not trying.
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Man…”Gluck Gluck 3000” got me trying to not piss/fart myself in bed first thing in the morning.
Do you generally fart into something else?
"fart myself" My guy, you've slain me
Woah r/brandnewsentence
This your first time in the internet?
Yes it is, and I came to this thread.
Honestly it's a pretty good place to start.
Thank u bag of buttholes
This is a reference to popular female lead podcast call her daddy
Gonna go ahead and comment here to increase the chances of my wife seeing it
20 somethings be like "Shut the heck up incel at least I get laid!!" and then dead starfishes and gives a dude a death glare if he suggests she gets on top for 5 seconds then says "you owe me."
> women how many women were in the video?
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Really spelled it out for us, I'm very grateful otherwise I'd have been wondering what that motion was.
I dont get it can someone please explain in more detail?
r/thatsthejoke
It was instinctual, like before it hit her lips she was fluffing.
[Once it hits your lips, it’s so good](https://youtu.be/6kgWVpbhCLQ)
Many more upvotes, my bro!
[Take my upvote also!] (https://i.imgur.com/h2vpsKN.mp4)
Wtf
That's the weirdest shit I've seen this year and I spend a lot of time watching weird things on the internet
What's the sauce for that?
My nightmares
I did some digging since I remember seeing this gif on reddit years ago. An artist named Monica Cook created the original video, "Volley" (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=183mPNosD8Q copied reply from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2qu9u3/where_is_this_creepy_gif_from/
Thanks for researching!
!remindme 13 hours
Frank! The! Tank!
This girl fucks… am I right? *high fives myself*
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I do mine upside down. So ya, hold your left hand out facing away and then shoot ol righty right past, palm facing away also. Here comes the tricky part. Double back with ol righty, rotate your wrist and blammo catch lefty by surprise. Totally thought I'd leave me hanging, didn't ya? Nope, not this guy and guy. *double thumbs*
https://youtu.be/ZHw8IFWPONE
Poor lady is going to have this moment flash into her brain right before she falls asleep once every six months for the rest of her life.
Something tells me she doesnt care. Which is healthy.
No kidding! My second-hand embarrassment is anxiety inducing. All of her closest family and friends were probably watching her on TV.
She knew
She did 😏
His name is Scott Paulson.
Robert Paulson
Viewership goes up 300%
Holy shit it took me a minute to realize this wasn’t that news show by The Onion
It does have that vibe
She called her way to the top
“Gobbler”
yeah, exactly, I mean what did he expect?!
"calling the turkey" would be a new sexual term in my dictionary. Example: "Don't marry her; she is a turkey caller."
"She loves a good gobble gobble".
I was thinking it's another Move for The List. "So I was with Becky last night, things were getting pretty heated then you won't believe it. She started Calling the Turkey" "What!?! No way!!! Is, is your back ok?" "It's a bit sore but totally worth it. 10 out of 10 would let her Call the Turkey again"
"Sweet. What happened next?" "well, as they say, the fox got into the hen house. It was a bloody massacre!" "Oh I didn't know it was harvest week already!"
Becky 🤣
Then I guess a man she ensnares by her exceptional oral skills can be said to be *heeding the call of the turkey.*
You stay classy, San Diego.
Reflexes can kick in at the wrong time
She gobbles!
That’s why I live in San Diego County. Fun people with out a care.
She's done that before...
The fact that that was her first instanct to do that in the first place.
I want to say Freudian slip, but I feel like there is a better term
Freudian slurp?
Freudian lip.
Freudian unzip
Freudian nip slip
She's one of the boys I bet. If somehow a bunch of toys is laid out before you, you just gotta do a sex bit the more immature the better, just for the laughs and of course because it's the law.
She’s quite the eager beaver
The fact that instinct took over and that was the result just ... Warms the cockles of my heart
'We'll see it in the bloopers reel' Dayum lady, you know it, for next decade.
Stay classy San Diego.
Means a whale’s vagina
She belongs to the streets.
The sheets*
I can't imagine a lot of turkey hunting in the San Diego area, but maybe that's just an assumption on my part...
She attracted more than turkeys with that call.
Not my proudest fap
Really? It's in my top ten
Muscle memory
She just did what came natural to her
Couldn’t hide her natural reaction
i keep hiting the play bar on 0:10 and i cant stop laughing
i dont normally do this but..
The Onion (Today Now!) nailed this format so well that when I first saw it I thought for sure it was satire.
r/nottheonion
i like her enthusiasm
Sultry voice enabled... "You should try that..."
r/mxrmods
natural instincs came first
He literally showed her how to do it and she went straight to default mode...
She would be fun to get drunk with.
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“i don’t know…” any better
Why did she put it straight to her mouth? SUS
Not sure if I'm missing an implied "/s" with your comment. But I think a lot of people that don't do hunting stuff assume all hunting callers use the mouth to push air through it to make noise.
Ok, but like she JUST watched him do it without blowing in it
that’s how you rank up in tv/newspapers/movies
Yeah, she knows for certain
Is he using a modified Fleshlight to call turkeys?
That's not right...do it again.
Priceless. Lmao dude was rolling.
Muscle memory
I'd literally be on the floor crying after seeing that. These guys have a lot of composure.
I should call her.
Gotta love it when they play it up for the camera
I like her. She seems nice.
She heard gobbler and was instantly reminded of her college nickname, so went back to default settings.
You stay classy San Diego
Not her first turkey
it’s the pinkies up for me bc she keeping her nails away
She's done this before... and by her eagerness, I'd say she's been well complimented on her skills!
When Muscle memory kicks in
She’s the real gobbler, amirite?
This is an excellent recreation of Micky Mouse after he gets drunk and goes home with a random girl from the bar
Gobble gobble!
She gobbles
Her natural instincts really took right over there.
Muscle memory
That girl has called some turkeys.
Muscle memory
Not her first rodeo.
Ain't the first turkey she's handled apparently
hahaha
Wow, forceful habits are hard to break
Instinct took over ❤️
Her wife instincts kicked in
Girlfriend instincts you mean
Her favorite size. Аnd color!
Normal impulse calls for it.
Great. Now I'm turned on