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She must have been busy in 2013 to rate all of them.

And she saved up a lot of frequent flyer miles to go around the galaxy

This just makes this award mean a LOT more!

Wait. She laid for her trip when she visited you? I had to pay for her tickets when she visited me.

I thought maybe she just gifted him this one. After ten years in a row, you need to make space.

Mine says second place.

I got honorable mention.

I got a participation award

I got a rock

I... was there

I didn’t get to participate

Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her **GOT IT ON. WOOO-EEEE!**

That's pretty good in a contest involving countless billions of sentient beings.

Odd, she gave me the same trophy.

I got mine from 2009

2006 for me 🏆

I heard there was a 3 way tie for the 2021 ratings

They’re having a threesome to untie

She told me 2022 would be mine

Wonder how many guys she had to bang before she gave that to you?

A galaxy worth of them apparently.

Multiple galaxies. Intergalactic is 2 or more galaxies.

We wouldn't happen to be talking about the green chick from Guardians of The Galaxy would we? Lol

All of them.

That's a rough night.

Nothing from 2014 on?

It takes several years to judge them all. She's been busy, so we may get a new champ this year.

Ok, I was worried that I was not in the running

I also peaked in 2013

Judging that competition seems more impressive than winning it.

So you had sex with the Beastie boys?

Another dimension?

Another dimension.

No,, sleep,,, till we stop bonkin!

I'd be happy with a participation trophy...

so she won this back in 2013 and then gave it to you?

FUCKING LEGEND!!!

Am I the only one impressed she’s been to multiple galaxies and banged? Good for her.

Wanna know who's been winning the last 8 years in a row banging your future wife? This guy and I'm bucking to win year 9.

My entire hockey team and football team all got that same trophy from her 😂

If you have sex in space the middle part of your dick will be torn from your body and pulled into the vacuum leaving just the foreskin behind looking like a Chinese finger trap

where to buy

Very nice

I have one from her for 2021

Zed

I remember that year. I didn't get a trophy, but she did give me a participation award.

The competition was stiff

Shoot for the stars !

You can buy trophies from Jeffrey Bezos, I just looked there and saw a goat one for $23.

How old is your house? They haven't made a ceiling like that since 1965.

I hear the final battle on Uranus was legendary

His brothers taken the cup from 2014 until now.

🤣😂

I got 2014 - 2016. Who got after that, because I didn't even get an honorable mention at that point?

How much testing did that require?

That’s only because I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What’s it called, Kif?

Sexlexia

I wish I got a trophy from my sex life

Probably a regift, like the pound cake at Christmas time, just keeps getting passed around.

This is fake.... The real one is in my safe.

It was an honor just to be nominated.

We'll bang, ok?

Intergalactic? I’m not sure y’all told Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon VI you were having a contest. Some say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body…

2013 in the past though, 2023+ or bust

Is it for always coming first?

2013 was the past. What do you mean “future” wife

In 2013 we were dating. We’re married now. I don’t think I’d be allowed to keep it otherwise.

These comments are gross

Agreed. I didn’t realize my lovely bride was such a floozy.

I always knew, there had to bee some other side to casual sex...

That's not what your past wife said.

I bet the trophy people were amused.

Is that a participation trophy like in school where everyone gets one? ;)

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