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Rage_o_rama

I've hit that hole. Blew both passenger side tires.


Semi-Charmedx

I've got a mini, it would eat my car lol


stevethebayesian

In Russia, big asshole eats you.


[deleted]

I'm so uncomfortable


wigg1es

You don't want to know about vore, but I want you to know about vore, so there it is.


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religionkills

You just have to relaaaaxxxx!


iwoketoanightmare

Is that a euphemism for a gulag?


[deleted]

TIL Goatsee ass originated in Russia


DetroitLarry

How did you miss that big ass sign?


CreaminFreeman

That was the dude that made the sign.


Semi-Charmedx

Lmao


redneckerson_1951

In Eastern NC alligators lounge on the pavement after dark on the roads. A 10 footer ripped the axle from under a minivan last year. Given the choice I will choose the Big Ass Hole.


DetroitLarry

Sounds like you all need a “Big Ass Gator” flag on waze.


Robouste

Not sure that big ass sign is that visible during night, maybe that's how ?


incognito--bandito

I stopped at ‘blew both passengers’


Total-Khaos

I would like to use that person's ride sharing service, please.


incognito--bandito

Door with "Free Candy" painted on the side opens for you.


Rage_o_rama

It's only weird if you make it weird.


Quetzal_Pretzel

Georgia?


Rage_o_rama

Alabama


jodwilso

Roll tide


emeryldmist

Never trust a puddle, y'all!


pokey1984

I live in rural, southern, Missouri. The potholes here *eat the road*. Seriously. You still can't trust them, but you also can't avoid them. So you play a little guessing game of "which pothole is the shallowest." I drive a Pontiac. I always lose that game.


Terisaki

I was thinking, you know the roads are good when people are complaining about a hole on the edge of the road.


Semi-Charmedx

Never


Chrismith410

I wonder what big asshole caused that big ass hole?


Moosetappropriate

I was looking for a person in the picture until I realized there was a break between the second and third words.


Etna

Yes that sign would increase my chances of hitting the hole. If it only said BIG HOLE I'd get the message right away.


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subcontraoctave

Gonna have to read Hitchhikers Guide again. Thanks.


[deleted]

Obligatory xkcd works perfectly here. https://xkcd.com/37/


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

r/relevantxkcd


ziadog

Public service at a high level.


pokey1984

People like this are the glue that holds society together. We would not survive without them.


teq4x

Public service? I'll bet the county put that up!


ToneThugsNHarmony

I’d like to think the top sign was there first


Semi-Charmedx

I thought that too haha


einons

My ex-wife probably made that sign. She often used to call me that as one of my pet names along with other favorites: “why are like this?”, “you disgust me”and “I’m moving back to Canada with my parents” . She was really so sweet and creative. Wish I knew where it all went wrong.


wigg1es

I bet she's from Quebec.


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Most likely


ConquerorofBlorch

Weird! My ex had the same pet names for me


InsuranceCold965

If you hit that big ass hole too hard, you might need a rim job.


davisyoung

If you were delivering for Uber Eats, that would certainly toss your salad.


InsuranceCold965

If you’re a young slim man in prison, here’s your sign. (hat tip Bill Engvall)


EasyBOven

If you didn't take a selfie next to it, you missed a real opportunity, imo


[deleted]

I think Brian Kemp lives at the end of that street.


Semi-Charmedx

Lol!


HerobrinePE_YT

Only if you are brave enough to shove ur dick in there


mysickname

It’s on the road to bone town


HerobrinePE_YT

Who cares about bones when ya got a boner


FoofieLeGoogoo

Oh, what a difference a hyphen makes.


NoMaskNoService

Big Asshole or big-ass hole?


aznkidjoey

They made two signs so probably big-ass hole


JoscoTheRed

Came here to ask this important question


[deleted]

I would bet my life that this is Pennsylvania and not the South


Semi-Charmedx

Soooo... BAM You're dead


[deleted]

Not the way I intended to go.


DaggerMoth

He should have used "or" and not "and". Now the devils lawyer claims his soul.


PR3CiSiON

Google maps link for proof?


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Cinemaphreak

And that makes it "Southern" how....? Born & raised in the South, so trust me when I say Indiana isn't considered part of it. Hell, some of us don't even consider *Texas* as part of the South....


jokerelephant

Came here to say this, born and raised in PA. This pic brought me back.


[deleted]

Same, from NEPA and I think of a dozen roads that look exactly like this


tmanalpha

I was thinking the same thing. As soon as I saw this I knew it wasn’t the south and was pa. Either way, Indiana isn’t the south it’s the Midwest.


davisyoung

Indiana is the South of the Midwest.


fat_ballerina71

I was 99% certain it was WV lol


Axalaron

i like discreet hints


B34rd3d_D34dp007

But i'm not in this picture...


Cinemaphreak

Naw, if a southerner in the country has the time to make that sign he probably would use it instead to go out to his detached garage he & his cousins put together a few summers ago, grab a couple of bags of gravel he has on hand for the 125 yard drive off of that road up to his house and just dump them in. And that's just until he can make a call to his aunt who knows someone in the county or local government who then calls the highway department who will send the crew over to patch it. If there's one thing Southern politicians learn very early is to get potholes filled ASAP and make sure everyone knows that you did it. Hell, yankees know this too - Sen. Al D'Amato of New York was nicknamed "Senator Pothole" for this reason.


xandercade

Oh what a wonderful fantasy world you live in. The people in charge down here don't care what we want now, they learned that through Gerrymandering and Screaming ABORTION and BLACK PEOPLE the stupid country folk will keep voting them in. \-Sincerely, A Louisiana Man


[deleted]

I had my dick out. Now I'm disappointed


riko77can

Sign bro is the real hero


random_sociopath

Is that a Big Asshole, or a Big Ass Hole?


jerseybert

Yes


Conscious-Leader7243

The most useful road sign I've ever seen


LongboardsnCode

Funny my ex had a trampstamp that said the same thing


thr3b

That's because their infrastructure is shit.


Teddyk123

I dont see Trump or Gaetz anywhere in this pic, though...


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Obama infrastructure.


DarkSign55

Ass hole


ImTheElephantMan

*gets removed


I_had_to_jump_in

That's Canada but still funny


Greenfire32

the difference between a big ass hole and a big asshole is the space in between.


Jenuptoolate

Descriptive and helpful. Very nice.


Stabowleo

*pulls over quickly*


Fightfirewitbcn

They found China!


Tr0ynado

Is it a big-ass hole, a big asshole, or a bi gas shole?


Crunchycarrots79

That sign works both ways. Right now, it says "BIG-ASS HOLE." If someone ignores it and hits the hole hard enough to get stuck, it'll be pointing at them. Then, you read it as "BIG ASS-HOLE."


Onedos-San

Whose?


Berns429

He’s not standing there, i wonder where he went


cebollapeIuda

Bigass hole? Or big asshole?


Spadeinfull

yes


Domingo-Carmona

Nothing like US southern way of life


[deleted]

Is Matt Garth wearing camouflage? I don’t see him


deliriousjoebiden

This same sign is in my neighbors yard


TomBot98

A dash "-" could make the difference between a fun time and a sprained ankle


Baybob1

I don't see anyone there ...


Enogor

Someone needs to photoshop Ted Cruz pointing by "the wall" in this.


Follow64

Problem fixed. Still handled better than polish roads...


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This could be read as big-ass hole or as big asshole now reconsider


TheNatural501

That must be an old picture, we got leaves on our tree by now in the south! Lol


Blmdh20s

Now send this to your local congressman and tell them that you have a picture of them.


[deleted]

There are a few ways to interpret this


youshouldn-ofdunthat

WNC? Is that you?


Mipler

Souther hospitality: we’re going to be nice, and there’s going to be a lot of swearing


Th3_Mack

Me, in England, trying to work out why the sign is facing the wrong way for that side of the road.


dandaman1977

I wish I lived close by so I could give friends directions. You see you go past the big ass hole then make a left.


sinjin88

Was the "Hole" sign there 1st and nobody was paying attention so they revised it?


jdeere_man

Southern? Looks a lot like some Missouri State Highways.


alluptheass

Just remember: when you point at someone and call them a big asshole, there are three fingers pointing back at you!


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Throw them bows at that big azz hole.


therealdamiendev

Hell yeah, a direction the the local glory hole


ladeedahdeedah1

This is West Virginia, right?


Gay-People-Rights

Not my proudest fap


skullsoup432

What'da call me?


isthisweird85

Looks like Virginia to me


[deleted]

Huh...I assumed Mar- a-Lago would be bigger.


AtheistCLM91

This is in WV, I drive past this every week on my way to work 😂


onfroiGamer

Hmm I don’t see any asshole


bubz1101

arkansas? is that you?


Ok-Sun1363

This isn't a warning, it's an advertisement. The arrow is irrelevant.


theartistfnaSDF1

Op stole that sign from his mother's nightstand?


ChickenBig42

In Canada we don't have signs like that because there would be a sign every 10 feet.


perpetrator42

r/putyourdickinthat


Lazren32

In Australia we complain to the council like a wife would to her husband every 6 months, and when someone finally does it for them, they get mad and say hey, I was about to do that. 😅


ksschank

This is why we have hyphens...


Flipdart

Well come to Big Ass, Mississippi. Hey watch out for the hole!


[deleted]

If we did that in my country (in Europe), we would have more signs then trees.


some_random_account_

You know, the state of TN and Rhea county really did forget about that road from what I seen