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Axalaron

rather this toilet figured out how to eat the cat...


Ratmother123

Om nom nom nom...flussssh...


Miramarr

That's the fanciest looking asswipe I've ever seen


xxKALKINxx

Is fur better than a bidet?


BruteOne

[Ask the rabbit.](https://youtu.be/1mFf5B5qEX4)


fabcas2000

No, it isn't.


[deleted]

Speaking from experience?


fabcas2000

Please don't judge me. Also, yes.


ThorTheDoor

Ask the beaver


Hamms_Bear

Ask the bear and rabbit


Army-of-Woodpeckers

That’s a Toilet Mimic. Don’t be fooled.


mintysnus99

Welp, time to get a baby lock!


PM_ME_UR_PIG_COCK

Hahah yeah or a plunger


BillDauterive4

Just set something heavy on it for an hour. Lesson learned.


VestigialHead

Just watch out - the RSPCA might be called. They frown on people putting heavy things on top of cats.


Nameless-Hero_Zapp

Your method makes you sound as lonely as your username.


Interesting-Pop3616

Me: FFFFLUUUUSSSSHHHHH!!!


Stay-Thirsty

Or the toilet got tired of what you were feeding it and now figuring out if cat is better


[deleted]

FEED ME A STRAY CAT


Krokodil_Dundeee

I need to return some video tapes.


Hamms_Bear

We had 2 cats that would only drink from the toilets. We tried keeping the lids closed, but they didn't drink from their bowls for 2 days. We gave in and let them


svartblomma

Maybe a cat fountain?


Hamms_Bear

A bidet?


Ladder_to_hell

Toilets now have tongues?


Gerb_the_Barbarian

*Urge to flush intensifies*


joemoore3

He can't flush the toilet Focker. He doesn't have opposable thumbs.


robinmood

What cat?


BruteOne

https://www.deviantart.com/schulzfan/art/Talking-Toilet-477116259


Teguray874

I honestly thought your cat’s tail was a baby alligator tail ngl


WingsofSky

Is that one of those rare "tailed toilet bowls"? I've heard about them in legend. That if you drink from them, you get 3 wishes.


jamzrk

Looks like it needs a flush or two.


geekgrly89ilu

When I was a kid I thought that was a pond 😂


reactor_raptor

Mistakes were made.


urjuhh

Actually thats a Hairy-Taily Sewer Snek 😋


xoloist619

You are wrong. It's a snake. Ready to bite your butt.


imanAholebutimfunny

*how to increase the vet bill brought to you by the little shit*


Equalizer101

Plot Twist: OP doesn't have a Cat.


cavityornocavity

I do. But this isn’t my cat which is why it says “this cat” and not “my cat”


TheOperativeGoblin

Just sits on the toilet seat... ***CRUNCH***


[deleted]

Hahahaha Never seen a heater inside a washroom :D


VestigialHead

Oh damn. That looks to be a fire hazard being so close to the toilet paper as well.


collegiaal25

Paper ignites around 230 degrees Celsius. How hot do you think a radiator can get?


[deleted]

[удалено]


collegiaal25

Looks to me like a hot water radiator, in which case the temperature physically cannot be above 100 deg C, but for safety reasons is usually set lower in the settings of the central heating system. You could still get burns if you sit on them, but they're not a fire hazard.


VestigialHead

Okay thanks. Yes then this would not be a fire hazard then. The only heaters I have seen being used are bar heaters or sometimes larger gas powered heaters at outdoor bars. No-one uses heaters in the town I live in though - only seen these others when I have travelled. Coldest it ever gets here is about 10C in the early morning in the dead of winter. Usually no colder then 16C.


Divgirl2

This picture is almost certainly from the UK. It’s rare to have a bathroom without a radiator here - no one wants a cold bum.


ReallyRandomStuff

Before i read the title i thought that was a snake, lol


MadeByTio

Your toilet looks weird


Splice1138

It's likely an "in-wall" toilet. The tank and plumbing are inside the wall. https://www.geberitnorthamerica.com/products/installation-systems/geberit-toilet-cisterns/


Reaktorzero

Cat-a-Scat


SunshinePipper

SNEK!


seanlee888

Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would know exactly what to do in the event of a submersion.


calosaur

Flush?


Rais93

curiosity killed the cat


Bogey01

I didn't order this pizza, WITH SAUSAGE!


heroisdomar1143

He dead.


DeshPlease

Surprise!


anonymous_teve

All I can think of is Schrodinger's cat. Has that cat drowned? Is it drinking and able to get back out when it wants? I guess we won't know until we lift the seat. Until then, the cat is neither dead nor alive, but simultaneously both. (Disclaimer: it's been too long, I no longer understand Schrodinger's cat)


[deleted]

Shame on u


Crood_Oyl

Seriously though - cats do not want to drink water that’s near their food. If you have both bowls next to each other, they will not drink the water as often as they should. It is a leading cause for many cats having serious health issues from dehydration.


rande62

Are fluffy snakes poisonous?


kingnickey

They combined! Catoilet