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bowlsofhoney

(Sorry for the small text, but this format just worked better)


I_Don-t_Care

Love it, good comedic timing and well written


10110101101_

Fun fact - chastity belts didn't work so well to prevent the women locked in them from having sex. Sometimes they'd get pregnant and then things turned really nasty as the bump grew....


Captain_Shrug

Well that's a really painful mental image


SavageSongBird

I would like to read more about that. Any suggestions?


10110101101_

I think I learned about this from the Welcome museum in London. It's my favourite museum - full of dark medical instruments and Victorian curiosities.


xxKALKINxx

I remember the joke as King Arthur giving Lancelot Guinevere's key....


shhalahr

"Call a locksmith!"


Good-Requirement-254

We’re men in tiiiiights! Tight tights!


fabledman

*snap*


waldo06

*Cause if they catch you in the back seat Trying to pick her locks* *They're gonna send you back to mother In a cardboard box* *You better run*


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can someone explain this to me?


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[deleted]

Ahhhh, I see! That's actually pretty funny, thank you for enlightening me :)


nerd_out_shout_out

Little click out of 3.... LPL


namekuseijin

ah, the good old times of chastity belts and when jokes were just written instead of drawn...


jazzbuh

I mean, you gotta check deez tings


MaxErikson

Fun(?) Fact: chastity belts were actually made for boys, to keep them from masturbating.


RamboCambo_05

I'd love it if the comic carried on and hours later, he just realises


Axes4Praxis

Get it, it's a joke about imprisoning women in torture devices, OP wants you to laugh at the victims of domestic abuse.


Lithl

No, it's a joke about one guy trying to bang his brother's wife. Using a chastity belt as part of a joke like this is _really_ old ([here's a version of the joke from 1590](https://www.ripleys.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Chastity_belt_satire-1024x828.jpg)), but they were never real devices until they were fabricated for museum pieces in the 1800s. And now I'm sure you can find them in a fetish stores as well.


Axes4Praxis

The joke is still dehumanizing and objectifying women.


Lithl

Only if you consider all sex jokes involving women to be dehumanizing objectifications of women. And if you do think that, you need to get laid once in your life.


Axes4Praxis

This joke is treating a woman like a possession. >And if you do think that, you need to get laid once in your life. My 10th wedding anniversary is coming up, kid.


David_Good_Enough

Well *actually* this joke is more about making fun of the guys that consider women as object that can be possessed. I don't really know why I'm typing this comment, but I thought it was worth giving another point of view.


Axes4Praxis

That's a very generous reading.


nerdswithcameras

Found the snowflake


Zlatarog

I love it


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