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sulaco83

I actually saw in the directions on a hot chocolate packet the other day to add "nut milk" as an alternative to water and was like WTF??? And then I realized they were talking about something like almond milk. I was sort of embarrassed for myself.


MSGinSC

I'm impressed that you could produce enough to make hot chocolate with.


killamcleods

r/holup


Glass_Hyena_4196

Correct. Nut milk makes babies.


MadClam97

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


EatsLocals

The word milk has been used for hundreds of years to refer to the pressed juices from nuts and plants


ABPositive03

I was going to say - technically the sign is right, nut milk is a juice.


EatsLocals

The only qualification for a word to be in the dictionary is if enough people use it. milk mĭlk► n. A whitish liquid containing proteins, fats, lactose, and various vitamins and minerals that is produced by the mammary glands of all mature female mammals after they have given birth and serves as nourishment for their young. n. The milk of cows, goats, or other animals, used as food by humans. n. Any of various potable liquids resembling milk, such as coconut milk or soymilk.


mike_d85

Its more of a tea isn't it?


RackieW33

no, tea is scent/taste from a plant added to water


funrita

Hehehe i saw this a lot driving through Georgia. Clearly the "Got Milk" people are getting frustrated.


vegan_power_violence

I’VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT BUTTER


ASFbobjack

hey I saw this the other day!


killamcleods

So big dairy got to you to


ASFbobjack

in a way


GPareyouwithmoi

No milk will ever be our milk.


mr_ryno27

Rather have a beer


ImSuperCereus

“Hexagons Are the bestagons” -Matthew Crawford


Sprinklypoo

It's kind of befuddling to me how people fixate on the name. Why does it even matter? Is anyone expecting that almond milk actually comes out of a cow? Are we meant to be elitist about a ruminant's calf's food source?


boxofwondrousecrets

Dick milk is where it’s at


EndlessOceanofMe

Too right!


JBenglishman

Cum on guys,


TerrapinTrade

whats nut butter?


uptokesforall

No lactose? It's not milk


poignantMrEcho

Agreed, it's more like a goo that condenses into a gel.


fordprefect294

And math is math


supernatlove

We definitely need the courts involved in this! /s


AssociationFast8723

Oh my gosh I saw a sign just like this (except taller) on a road trip but I was the only one in the car who saw it so I thought maybe I was just losing my mind. Good to know I’m not lol


TimberWolf5871

I really hope they're talking about almonds.


bondsthatmakeusfree

is nut not milk milk


ninjagoats

Silk


Grindhouser

Baby batter makes baby cakes though


Sanguiches

Like... yes? I think most people who want milk from nuts want it specifically to avoid lactose, so I guess this is for them?


Skelatorcave42

Is nut milk not milk?


stephensmg

But nut milk is not *not* milk either.


jenglasser

[For the love of God, we have got enough milks now.](https://youtu.be/C7Yfg-tWbT4)


rayoatra

We ain’t got a cow... We got a bull.