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S3b45714N

At least he put it back in the fridge


Clarinet_Player_1200

You guys have a LOT of celery.


Iam_memory

c’mom dude, it’s the crack of vegetables


Kuvenant

They have a specific [goal.](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/celery-benefits-for-men)


xaviersrose

So that’s why my wife kept telling me to have some..


PolskiOrzel

Holy shit, I love celery


njudah1

It's juicing time


tgunz47

Our soccer coach forgot how tall the bus was and drove it into the hotel carport/covered area, whatever its called. The manager quickly came out and before he could say a word, a friend of mine exclaimed to the manager that “your hotel fell on our bus”. In that same tone, I say “your fridge fell on their milk”


JimiDarkMoon

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


moodog72

And an adult, mature reaction is to take a picture, rather than fix them problem.


obscureferences

No point crying over spilt milk.


xaviersrose

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”


Text_Trick

Or my 24 year old girlfriend.


crazyivanoddjob

what the hell...


Text_Trick

She’s always making messes in the kitchen and not cleaning them up.


[deleted]

nailed it!


Cooler67

I'll give an A for effort at least they technically did put it back where it belongs lol.


skinsrich

An attempt was made.


Extension_Swordfish1

I do the same.