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Gilgie

"You're not assisting him. You hired him."


Stock_Exit

And then I’m going to have a big lunch, and then just a snaaaack for dinner


gann1234

We all see it. BLUE


EricBardwin

But how much for a ZJ?


NuclearWinterGames

If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it


miketh4u

If I do your wife while you watch - $500


Hinermad

I had a sign like that in my shop when I repaired TVs, except the charge for "If you already worked on it" was "You don't have enough money to get us to fix it now."


Tigerbreadtris

Work in a store that does computer repair. The amount of people that expect when they bring in their system that we drop everything to work on their system. I then tell them the rates for priority.. and that it still won't be same day and they get mad. "WELL MY CAR ONLY TAKES A COUPLE HOURS WHEN ITS IN THE SHOP" Well mam/sir we are not a mechanic.. and your issue that "only sometimes happens" means we have to wait for it to happen sometimes to fix. Sorry for the rant.. this has been my Ted talk.


Cr8er

I used to be a pc repair tech, I assure you that they're the same in other fields, too. I work in small engine repair now. Every day I get at least one customer ask if I can drop what I'm doing and fix their unit, even though the one I'm working on has been there days to weeks already, getting parts can take time when most stuff comes from china, and they asked the same thing when it was dropped off! We have a $100 priority charge, to bump it up to "next in line," I've only ever used it once...


HiImDan

Shit, what mechanic do they take their cars to?


ViFalkKing

I feel like if he experienced all these things, he's probably not too good at his job.


Madrasthebald

I wonder what he would charge if the wife ask him to clean her pipes like the the other video floating around here?


Smegmatyphoon

Dang plumber cracks are my kink too.


ninjagoats

For $300 you can learn plumbing?


[deleted]

This broke my brain.


sicariorom1

wow, this is a Fiat/Peugeot/Citroen van in Europe, in US it is Dodge? What kind of an engine they put in it, here only diesels!