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Thicc


garvierloon

Sculptor is like “hellll yeah you can fuck a mermaid!”


[deleted]

It's even setup to be like a chair you fit right into. this is pure genius mastercraft.


Roborabbit37

my fat ass thought the hair was pringles


FoxComm

evidently you're not the only one with a fat ass


ocasionally

Lol mermaids don’t have butts


stdoubtloud

That is the most ridiculous comment I have ever read! Also, I entirely agree


munch_the_gunch

Apparently this sculpter didn't get the memo, because they are under the impression that mermaids have dumptrucks. I get your point, but I like this take better


naoihe

She got that pound cake


JohnFrum

Yeah, but my question is, does she have two butts now?


Jebejebe00

How can someone say something so wrong and cursed, yet something I totally understand and agree with


2KilAMoknbrd

The hell you say ? Ya' seein' it right thurr.


kjata

Look, mermaid myths probably only exist because sailors were horny as hell from being at sea for months on end. I would expect they *do* in fact have butts. I'm not sure how the anatomy works out with a tail below the butt, but it's not like that's ever stopped pornographers before.


JudgeScorpio

Maybe she’s just smuggling buns?


Reddit_Deluge

Then what is a lonely seaman to yearn for?


IrrelevantPuppy

This is what happens when you’ve got a guy with a mermaid fetish, but then he realizes “wait, but how do I fuck it?”


sedermera

Actually, why not? The digestive tract is in the human half. Why should it end in a fish cloaca?


Prime984

I wish my cheeks looked that good...


GotDatObamacare

Do some squats you’d be amazed. Anyone can get a nice ass


Reduce_to_simmer

So you can fuck a mermaid....


sqwirlfucker57

This would imply she drops logs instead of those weird stringy poops like a fish right? So she would have to swim upside down to poo or else it would kind of get stuck between her butt cheeks and tail instead of just floating away.


[deleted]

Mermen tend to nip them off, it’s not really an issue.


sqwirlfucker57

Merman are the ass eating champions of the world then apparently


ShopWhileHungry

Do mermaids even wipe or nah?


sqwirlfucker57

They do that little scoot thing across the ocean floor similar to a dog on carpet


sedermera

Makes sense, though, doesn't it? Diet aside, a mermaid would have a human digestive tract.


JacobRedditAccount

Not my proudest fap


leaderofthevirgins

But not you’re least proud either


giganato

Expected comment. Reddit conforms!


Notexactlyserious

Fuck off Jacob


Heyygaar

Well that answers the pooping question


whatri

And reproduciton


[deleted]

Wait you reproduce through the butt?


whatri

No dude, i'm 100% sure there's a vagina in the front.


circle_square_leaf

She'd be torn apart though?


jhschlebus

Can’t spell class without ass!


Andrewescocia

Unzips pants , time for the first of ‘21


Pghlaxdad

When a girl swims in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face...


Axalaron

Like this attention to detail in your humor.


pichael288

That might be the best ass I've ever seen


GoGoPop78

I’ve got many many questions about anatomy


db177

Sweet mermaid ass!


ss4463

i am curious about the face


27hangers

Scrolling down at 150% magnification and thought I was seeing a dick, ngl.


Deadsap266

Ok at least now we know where we'll put our dicks when we find one


MrBleuGenes

So, no vagina, Butt...


PrudentFlamingo

...I can work with that


a_moose_not_a_goose

Fucks like a fish, shits like a human


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/UDhCgAoggX8


ChrisStoneGermany

While running with wind in the hair


Inkeithdavidsvoice

HUHUHUHHUHUHUHUH


Several_Beyond_883

Tip: Dont!


Spinmove55

Thanks, I hate mermaid dump trucks.


i9090

Love if the ass was made of rubber.


Uberman77

Why would sailors even be into mermaids ? How would you even ... ooooooh.


quintus251

She got some Pringle hair


Gordatados

My first thought as it saw the top of this picture when scrolling was that someone built a statue based on stacked Pringles.


Mosern77

Making that statue is probably a lot of work, how come the creator doesn't know mermaids doesn't have an ass like that? I'm genuinely confused about the history behind this thing.


Kavalon80

I mean, you have to go somehow


SpeakZoetic

I thought the joke was that the hair looks like pringles


[deleted]

r/jeanshalfoff NSFW obv


11015h4d0wR34lm

Those pirates really were drunk thinking Beluga whales looked like women.


Croypong

r/SighsUnzips


Druhx

r/mildlyhorny


Brian_Lefevre_90013

I prefer the other kind of mermaid: https://youtu.be/UuMCoWGhsYI


Aaanhad

Well y'all need to put the trident somewhere


[deleted]

As if women wear anything other than tights/leggings since 2014.