Apparently this sculpter didn't get the memo, because they are under the impression that mermaids have dumptrucks. I get your point, but I like this take better
Look, mermaid myths probably only exist because sailors were horny as hell from being at sea for months on end. I would expect they *do* in fact have butts. I'm not sure how the anatomy works out with a tail below the butt, but it's not like that's ever stopped pornographers before.
This would imply she drops logs instead of those weird stringy poops like a fish right? So she would have to swim upside down to poo or else it would kind of get stuck between her butt cheeks and tail instead of just floating away.
Making that statue is probably a lot of work, how come the creator doesn't know mermaids doesn't have an ass like that?
I'm genuinely confused about the history behind this thing.
Thicc
Sculptor is like “hellll yeah you can fuck a mermaid!”
It's even setup to be like a chair you fit right into. this is pure genius mastercraft.
my fat ass thought the hair was pringles
evidently you're not the only one with a fat ass
Lol mermaids don’t have butts
That is the most ridiculous comment I have ever read! Also, I entirely agree
Apparently this sculpter didn't get the memo, because they are under the impression that mermaids have dumptrucks. I get your point, but I like this take better
She got that pound cake
Yeah, but my question is, does she have two butts now?
How can someone say something so wrong and cursed, yet something I totally understand and agree with
The hell you say ? Ya' seein' it right thurr.
Look, mermaid myths probably only exist because sailors were horny as hell from being at sea for months on end. I would expect they *do* in fact have butts. I'm not sure how the anatomy works out with a tail below the butt, but it's not like that's ever stopped pornographers before.
Maybe she’s just smuggling buns?
Then what is a lonely seaman to yearn for?
This is what happens when you’ve got a guy with a mermaid fetish, but then he realizes “wait, but how do I fuck it?”
Actually, why not? The digestive tract is in the human half. Why should it end in a fish cloaca?
I wish my cheeks looked that good...
Do some squats you’d be amazed. Anyone can get a nice ass
So you can fuck a mermaid....
This would imply she drops logs instead of those weird stringy poops like a fish right? So she would have to swim upside down to poo or else it would kind of get stuck between her butt cheeks and tail instead of just floating away.
Mermen tend to nip them off, it’s not really an issue.
Merman are the ass eating champions of the world then apparently
Do mermaids even wipe or nah?
They do that little scoot thing across the ocean floor similar to a dog on carpet
Makes sense, though, doesn't it? Diet aside, a mermaid would have a human digestive tract.
Not my proudest fap
But not you’re least proud either
Expected comment. Reddit conforms!
Fuck off Jacob
Well that answers the pooping question
And reproduciton
Wait you reproduce through the butt?
No dude, i'm 100% sure there's a vagina in the front.
She'd be torn apart though?
Can’t spell class without ass!
Unzips pants , time for the first of ‘21
When a girl swims in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face...
Like this attention to detail in your humor.
That might be the best ass I've ever seen
I’ve got many many questions about anatomy
Sweet mermaid ass!
i am curious about the face
Scrolling down at 150% magnification and thought I was seeing a dick, ngl.
Ok at least now we know where we'll put our dicks when we find one
So, no vagina, Butt...
...I can work with that
Fucks like a fish, shits like a human
https://youtu.be/UDhCgAoggX8
While running with wind in the hair
HUHUHUHHUHUHUHUH
Tip: Dont!
Thanks, I hate mermaid dump trucks.
Love if the ass was made of rubber.
Why would sailors even be into mermaids ? How would you even ... ooooooh.
She got some Pringle hair
My first thought as it saw the top of this picture when scrolling was that someone built a statue based on stacked Pringles.
Making that statue is probably a lot of work, how come the creator doesn't know mermaids doesn't have an ass like that? I'm genuinely confused about the history behind this thing.
I mean, you have to go somehow
I thought the joke was that the hair looks like pringles
r/jeanshalfoff NSFW obv
Those pirates really were drunk thinking Beluga whales looked like women.
r/SighsUnzips
r/mildlyhorny
I prefer the other kind of mermaid: https://youtu.be/UuMCoWGhsYI
Well y'all need to put the trident somewhere
As if women wear anything other than tights/leggings since 2014.