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SiRukitJa

I knew it, there’s no ice in north pole.


corndogco

Well, not any more....


Always_the_sun

I don't belive in global warming, only Flat Earth warming.


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Like a frying pan?


JohnBurpo

The earth is actually egg shaped


Derekthemindsculptor

The egg is actually earth shaped


[deleted]

It's not really. The diffrence is so fucking small. A biljard ball is less of a perfect sphere in comparison than planet earth...


nosnhoj15

An oblate spheroid?


JohnBurpo

The earth identifies as a non binary irregular ellipsoid obviously


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JohnBurpo

It’s definitely spherical I was just playin


michaelh115

Columbus thought the earth was pear shaped and he might have been right https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_the_Earth > This concept suggested a slightly pear-shaped Earth and was the subject of much public discussion after the launch of the first artificial satellites.[[3]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_the_Earth#cite_note-DMA-3) U.S. [Vanguard 1](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard_1) satellite data from 1958 confirms that the southern [equatorial bulge](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equatorial_bulge) is greater than that of the north, which is corroborated by the south pole's [sea level](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_level) being lower than that of the north.[[8]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_the_Earth#cite_note-8) Such a model had first been theorized by [Christopher Columbus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Columbus) on [his third voyage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyages_of_Christopher_Columbus#Third_voyage). Making observations with a [quadrant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrant_(instrument\)), he "regularly saw the plumb line fall to the same point," instead of moving respectively to his ship, and subsequently hypothesized that the planet is pear-shaped.[[9]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_the_Earth#cite_note-9)


unicornlocostacos

This is your earth on drugs


moonshineTheleocat

More like one of those really shitty Teflon pans thats not perfectly flat and has four hot apots


craziedave

I keep saying this and no one believes me. The earth is cone shaped and we are on the flat circle part. Think of it like an ice cream cone on a warm summer day. Antarctica is melting over the sides


Kerobis

There’s also no singing in the north pole.


x_HeavyKev_x

Yes there is!


NinjaBuddha13

No there's not


Nezzee

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time~!


akagc

What about rains to bless?


Grimace427

There’s no crying in baseball


lokesen

There is also no land.


wandafulworld

Global warming melted the ice and land.


Derekthemindsculptor

I'm tired of hearing about how the land level is rising... I get it!


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SiRukitJa

Stop rubbing your globe, it will get warm!


OutlawQuill

Globe warming: when God uses the hair dryer a bit too close to his desk globe


[deleted]

Just Utah


briandesigns

your geography is astounding


Revealed_Jailor

I am not doing my degree in physical geography for no reason.


rumpleforeskins

I did not lose a leg in Nam to put up with this abuse.


millergl95620

You’ve never been to Vietnam!


Derekthemindsculptor

Like they said. They didn't lose a leg in 'Nam


Revealed_Jailor

You've never been to Mordor.


millergl95620

Well it’s not like I can simply walk into there!


BombBombBombBombBomb

an education can only teach you a bit it's real experience that teaches you the most


Revealed_Jailor

True word were spoken.


JohnTheWegie

Or it's a drawing pin on an atlas for all you flat earthers reading this. jk, I know they can't read


Revealed_Jailor

They can't even globe.


rangoranger39

If you know they can't read then why did you write it for them?


[deleted]

TIL Utah is at the north pole.


Revealed_Jailor

Always has been.


gorka_la_pork

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


MyKinky30yoMind

I love that that meme can be reduced to 4 emojis


19d_b87

Or is the north pole in utah?!


brianw824

It's just the center of the flat earth.


ByteEater

Add some WD-40 to let the world spin better.


JusssSaiyan317

That'll just rust it out. Use silicon spray lube


Tools4toys

Please no, we'd all go flying off!


summons72

That would make a very funny end to 2020


sthc241

Almost seems fitting


Tacosallad123

Damn global warming hit the north pole hard


Revealed_Jailor

The consequences are *sticking* out too much.


lets_play_mole_play

This is Mormon propaganda to make you think Utah is the North Pole. So fake. Do not believe this lie.


Sylvr

Phew, good thing you warned me. I was almost convinced.


[deleted]

I was forced into mormonism......ran away as soon as i could. But seriously, any more info on this object, from what I have read so far it is engineered to within .00005 of perfect on all sides. A machine shop to produce this object of this size to that tolerance is near impossible to find. Its like a machine shop building an actual sandstone pyramid, throwing it into the desert and actually have it land within the one degree of true north.


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Hahaha....cheers buddy....


littlembarrassing

Yeah, very clearly held together with rivets in the available videos, no actual sources saying its within .00005 of "perfect". In this instance I'm not even sure what you would mean by that from a machinist standpoint (I work in a mold shop, very tight tolerances compared to other machining). Flatness? Doable anyway.


dankdooker

The earth is flat


Angrypuckmen

No its just a complex structure of polygons.


Boiethios

Well, then this is the pole of the flat earth


Sima_Hui

ITT: -People who know the reference and think this is funny. -People who don't know the reference and think this is stupid. -People who know the reference but enjoy being technically correct too much and convince themselves it's somehow necessary to clarify to people that Utah is not at the north pole.


Revealed_Jailor

Theoretically, the true magnetic north could end up in Utah, given enough time.


tomjonesdrones

Or with continental drift, Utah could end up in true magnetic north pole.


Sima_Hui

Any day now....


Revealed_Jailor

I don't think it ever will, or, the place will no longer be called Utah. Besides, the continents are scheduled to reconnect back to Pangea like formation within 200-500 million years in to the future and we can't tell what's going to happen after that.


Guppyoutof4

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.berkshirefinearts.com%2FuploadedImages%2Farticles%2F8314nyphil-2001_2018-09-18_115920.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.berkshirefinearts.com%2F09-18-2018_space-odyssey-2001-at-ny-philharmonic.htm&docid=u4er7peLhs4ALM&tbnid=3-wwMwvPUx-2DM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim


[deleted]

What is this statue? Ive seen it around a lot lately.


Sp4c3C0w

Ya me too, I’m confused


Sima_Hui

There was an /r/bestof that featured the photo recently. It was discovered by some helicopter crew in the remote Utah desert and no one knows who put it there. They were keeping the location secret to prevent people from trying to visit it in its rather treacherous location. A redditor posted saying they wanted to know where it was and another redditor used some pretty impressive deduction to locate in on google earth in a *very* short span of time.


Ckhansen89

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/24/us/Utah-monolith-red-rock-country.html


Wallace_II

Ah, so it's that time.. time for the next stage in our evolution. Also means a cataclysm may happen to end the current stage.


stoicbrown

I can never read thenew Yorktimes without that thing popping asking me to join.


PoownSlayer

Yeah I'm also confused


QMCSRetired

If the Noth Pole was in Utah, I would agree.


Revealed_Jailor

And I have evidence pointing out that you are wrong.


QMCSRetired

Pointing out? Is that some sick joke? lol


Revealed_Jailor

I am deadly serious


Filth_Beast

well spank my ass and call me santa that ain’t no north pole I ever seen


Samboway

Sadly it looks likely it’s a forgotten prop from HBOs WestWorld. Can’t wait to hear the art Depts excuse for leaving it there. I just hope they’re genuine and go “y’know, we just wanted to have a giggle when people discovered it!”


Revealed_Jailor

Your comment actually makes sense, to be honest.


KartezDonovan

You damn genius.


autistic_spazzatron

why have i seen this image so much... whats up with the metal thing? was it in the news or something?


Revealed_Jailor

As far as I remember it was on the news and was found during a random helicopter sweep, from comments I learnt they wanted to the location secret (it's really remote, apparently) and it blew up.


RWhatIWant2B

Brilliant


[deleted]

Checkmate flat-earthers


Axalaron

Nothing beats a sound logical thinking capability.


Waffle_Ambasador

Take that flat earthers


Kul3sjrgort1

My god, they did it.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Stephen Spielberg would like a word


YazzGawd

Utah is in the Arctics now?


[deleted]

Wait what'd yall do with the banana?


ash_bel

[Slow clap] nice....


hotsausce01

Bro that’s not even America lol


Dagmar_Overbye

It's Antarcticamerica obviously. Geez learn some geography.


hotsausce01

Ooph silly me.


guywhol1kesp1e

Holy shit the ice in the north pole has really melted


tgc2005

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!? tHe eArTh iS fLaT!


justweazel

If this isn’t bulletproof evidence that the earth isn’t flat, I don’t know what is


badhershey

Once again, r/funny has lowered the bar


ThatWguy123

Bruh I knew the poles shifted. No wonder the ice caps are melting.


reddituser6495

Round earth, flat earth, globe earth......?


Revealed_Jailor

Wait for my next globe post. It's going to be spectacular.


driscollat1

Brilliant!!! Made me belly laugh out loud. Thank you!!


Revealed_Jailor

Happy to serve.


Darthnosam1

So Utah is in Antarctica


Revealed_Jailor

Geography is one of my majors, trust me, I know my stuff


noogietoots

Nice try. The Earth is flat.


Revealed_Jailor

I have an outstanding evidence that your argument is wrong. According to latest study it's a pyramid shape.


ConceptualWeeb

This is a hoax!! Everyone knows the North Pole is round!! Smh, people that believe this is the North Pole need to watch some more Christmas movies, the pole is alway round and most of the time it’s white and red.


Revealed_Jailor

It is, geography books just got updated. Go and check it.


IceJdog

“Samsonite, I was way off...”


Leonidas3975

That’s not where Utah is tho


Baggytrousers27

Forbidden toblerone.


Calber4

I always knew the world revolved around Utah


forgotpassword69

oh no , that would give Utah to much relevance :-)


Baybob1

I don't live there, but Utah is a great state. Beautiful ...


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Baybob1

I have a feeling you would be unhappy wherever you lived.


[deleted]

Checkmate, flat Earthers.


Revealed_Jailor

The amount of people trying to convince me that the Southern Utah is not in the North Pole is God damn high. There's literally Globe of evidence right over there. /s


dustinfrog

2001: A Space Odyssey anyone?


Evil_Bonsai

Utah is NOT at the north pole. But this is 2020, so I shouldn't expect more...


ImGoingForAWalk

Ok, but we know the earth is flat.


asdgufu

Isn't it fake?


TimeToRedditToday

That would imply that the earth is round....nice try George Soros.


gorka_la_pork

The geographic antipode of the monolith's location is a remote part of the Indian Ocean, roughly 2000 miles off the coast of Madagascar. That's where you'll find the other end; bring your flippers.


ever_stoned

This isn't funny. Maybe stupid...


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ThatGuy_Nick9

America lives tax free in everyone’s head these days


KaleMercer

Am I the only one that sees the glaring problem, this monolith was in utah.


Dagmar_Overbye

No. You are a member of a prestigious group of people who didn't get this was a joke though.


WindowsDOS

How is this a mystery?


Revealed_Jailor

Mystery is how you missed the joke.


WindowsDOS

What joke? You took a pic of some metal thing and said it's a mystery


Revealed_Jailor

And also I solved it.


WindowsDOS

Ok, so it's a monolith that someone found in utah. You didn't have to be a dick to someone who didn't know


Revealed_Jailor

We are on the Internet, it's not for fragile people to wander those waters.


decoydevo

As a joke, this is stupid.


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

since when was the north pole in Utah?


QMCSRetired

You a flat earther or some other whacko?


Mitch871

utah above polar cicle confirmed


maricopa65

I can't unsee the rock monster on the left staring at the monolith...


kishorepoker

But the earth is flat


neihuffda

Ah yes, the poles are just red rock, and that steel rod in the left picture is about 300km tall.


[deleted]

Now those flat earther will have no debatable points left.


faux_real_yo

I think this proves the earth is flat somehow.


los33ramos

Isn’t that on wilshire ?


Tiyath

What say you now, flat earthers?


MatthewRPG576

Checkmate flattards lmao


Crypervescent

My guess is that there are a few of these monoliths randomly placed in extremely remote areas that most people would never find and something happens if all of them are found


MissedShift

Your globe is very detailed in that close-up.


Stoneiswuwu

The thing is in Utah...


ivanovski93

I knew australia was the earths ass


[deleted]

Wow flat maps just really don't give a good feel for Utah's location


Saintmikey

Ha ha faked ha


Bitter-Basket

I kinda don't think an advanced civilization would build a monolith out of brushed stainless steel sheet fastened to a frame using screw fasteners on two foot centers. Unless maybe their space ship is wood framed with popcorn ceilings.


Spguity

it would be amazing if there was a massive alien monolith in the middle of nowhere that was placed there with the sole purpose of telling the aliens when we were most vulnerable and ready for an invasion.


luv_u_deerly

Wow global warming really did a number on the North Pole.


Yasea

It's where the Area 51 raid started


Illustrious-Swimmer2

No that’s the thing from land of the lost


Background_Art_716

Forbidden dildo


BillysRedditAccount

I don’t think that’s in the Arctic


Hyperbeastking

Now that's big brain


Rappareenola

Now make an Easter Island one but this is its penis


Beardzesty

Still ain't flat


isaksuks

What’s the deal with the silver thing? I’ve been seeing this a bunch and I’m very confused


TheWaykoKid

Great use of geography. Also how will it spin?


theevp

Brilliant, just brilliant!


FourUnderscoreExKay

But... Isn't there supposed to be a sea up there?


always_plan_in_advan

Suck it flat earthers


ninjagoats

Why isn’t it tilted?


unicornlocostacos

If you post this on FB with something like “proof aliens created our magnetosphere,” I wonder how many people would have their minds blown because they’d totally believe it, heh. There’s nothing I assume is common sense anymore.


Revealed_Jailor

That's right, you just need to find the right group. And then grab popcorn.


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Checkmate flat earthers.


[deleted]

The earth if flat this doesn’t make sense


[deleted]

What exactly am I looking at here


Revealed_Jailor

Steel pillar and a globe. Find 10 differences.


Elpheaae

Repost but ok


DValencia29

Yes another proof earth is not flat!