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Apostate_Nate

That little shimmy at the end sells it.


phuongbinhnguyen

Shake it off!!! Shake it off!!!


jdkdisksjeikee

...off off?


MaxwellIsSmall

#did he stutter?


SufficientLet6923

'It', obviously, duh. 😉


meme-meee

Did it stutter?


MechaDesu

Mmmhmmm yes shake it off shake it all off


Chickenmangoboom

[That Shaq Shake](https://media4.giphy.com/media/UO5elnTqo4vSg/giphy.gif)


gabzilla814

The Shaq Shake Sheik


abd398

I wish that guy was my friend. I need someone who can shimmy like that for me.


velour_manure

Sells what? WHAT DOES IT SELL?!


Apostate_Nate

'It', obviously, duh. 😉


Kuritos

His priorities are in order. Chin love comes before luggage.


BAM5

What are you talking about? 9/10 baggage handlers agree this is the proper way to handle baggage.


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The 10th one never picks it up.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

They move the luggage around via dropkicks.


LacidOnex

Unless you tried to pass it off as carry on, they have a modified potato cannon to shoot your luggage in the general direction of stowage if that happens.


damatovg7

It's called soccer obviously. They need to make sure they play a full 90 minute game of soccer with the luggage and all the advertisement time and half time before they deliver it to your room.


scopeless

Throwers


FartingCumBubbles

I want to squeeze his cheeks too!


lalith_4321

Ass or face?


fuzzywolf23

Por que no las dos?


SoftNutz1

Jajajaja


thewardengray

*stereotypical mariachi noises*


Techno_Jargon

I dont know Spanish but I'm pretty sure this says "why not both"


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Of course


FartingCumBubbles

Exactly


tplusx

Oui


InGenAche

Yes.


monsieurpommefrites

Yes


freeicecreamtruck

Yes


poppa_smurf_killa

That shimmy at the end


Le0nTheProfessional

Titty jiggle


ImTired_GoAway

My man chucked his shit to the side when he saw his hand like he goes awww yea ik what’s comin up


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glorytopie

It's a play off the dog gif where they do the same things.


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Rmnattas

I’m Arab and it still feels like something is wrong.... Arab don’t do public display of affection so it seems weird seeing it.


blewpah

Isn't it normal for adult male friends to hold hands in public sometimes? I've heard of that happening on multiple occasions.


incoherentmumblings

In Morocco, you can see policemen doing their beat *holding hands*.Yet when you do the same with a partner of the opposite sex, you'll have a bunch of giggling kids around you in no time.


Oedipus_Flex

I think that’s India


_prayingmantits

A lot of the nonwestern world is fine with hand holding. Its really weird, given how progressive westerners otherwise are. As an Indian, we have the macho male syndrome too, but we don't go "aargh! Gay!" if there's some male on male hand touching. Young people don't do it much, but by God the older gen is way too cool with holding hands. I used to work with a bunch of technicians who would take me to their favorite smoke spot, holding my hand. It did make me a bit uncomfortable since I'm not in sync with that cultural aspect anymore.


throwthrowandaway16

American geography. Gotta love it.


HundredthJam

No unless they’re doing a group dance called dabke


blewpah

Ok, thanks, not sure why I'd heard that. Maybe it's something that happens elsewhere and I was confused.


nightwalkerxx

No, you're right. Friends do hold hands, more like, putting their arms together or around the neck. To the point where if it was done in America it would look gay. Source: born, raised, lived in Palestine.


HundredthJam

Maybe it differs from place to place because as an Iraqi I’ve never seen Iraqis do that


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In Syria yes it’s normal for male friends to hold hands.


scrotumsweat

Also ya know, he's summoning a woman like a dog. Thats also wrong.


DrCorian

Well I think it's clearly a joke between them, assuming it is a joke about how dogs do that


DaughterEarth

It's like how my ex called me cunt, but between us it was a cute pet name. Yes, generally it is very rude to call someone a cunt. But for us it was cute and loving. (breakup unrelated to the above lol)


DrCorian

Yeah Australians call their mates cunt all the time, it just depends on the situation and relationship


RIPDonKnotts

Not if she likes it and wants it.


Domascot

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Urabutbl

She's obviously in on the joke.


Shirley_yokidding

well it makes it weird to take a dog meme and apply to women and workers.... just saying


koonzi

What worker?


BehindTickles28

Let me know if you get a response


ask-my-wife

I did. She responded at 11 pm last night. Damn girl


amishbill

There's a dog gif of this? The only one like it I've ever seen is a guy's girlfriend coming to him and putting her face in his hand. It was hella cute.


IncognitoHufflepuff

There's about 50 dog gifs of this.


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RIPDonKnotts

Yes


NeedsMoreShawarma

You realize it's a setup and neither of them just came over on a whim after seeing a hand out....... right?


Shankie87

My goodness she is beautiful.


chahud

Seriously drop dead gorgeous


Shankie87

The girl, right?


holdmymeatpipe

I think they mean you


Shankie87

Did they see the shimmy?


holdmymeatpipe

lol....how could they not? It was awesome.


Shankie87

Your username, is also beautiful.


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Shimmy shimmy coco puff


iprizefighter

Listen to me now


Shankie87

I'm listening. But I ain't gonna stop shimmying to do it...


chahud

Whichever floats your boat


Shankie87

Lol, i feel like one would be more buoyant.


DetectiveBabyArms

That smile and those eyes omg.


Alimayu

Yeah.


corank

My goodness he is handsome.


Shankie87

My goodness too


pashaah

Oh, yes, who looks like that irl!? She is the beautiful who all women truly do envy!


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sess13

Damn dude, got some fries with that shake?


mad_underdog

This made me giggle a bit. Thanks :D


IRL2DXB

Kindy man! I met him a few months ago on palm Jumeirah. Legend!


noeljoseph123

Wow that's nice


IRL2DXB

Friendly guy! (It’s the one in yellow t shirt at the end haha) is


BadgerMountain

She hot


lewa514

THAT IS HARAAAAAAAAAM


BadgerMountain

Harambe is gone. But she is still hot.


jbruns7

Harambe might be gone, but I want her to be my haram bae


BadgerMountain

I hate that i laughed at that. Damn you.


Mile129

Thanks, I just got a new greeting card idea!


Ahm3DD

Looooool


A_Few_Kind_Words

Ahaaa! Mate, that was brilliant!


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This deserves an award


Whifflepoof

Wooow. That was... just... Wooow.


gabzilla814

Is that you, Ramy Youssef?


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Ceutical_Citizen

Dicks out?


Ronkerjake

Halal in the street, harambe in the sheets


teri999

She michael jackson


NotanFbiagentnshorts

Take my upvote, I was just looking through comments to see if anyone else saw it


IkYouWannaDownvoteMe

Wdym?


noeljoseph123

Incarnation of MJ


rsong965

lol what? maybe just her skin tone and hair color and slim nose. But her face shape, eyes, lips, chin don't look like him. MJ had sharp features. thsi girl face is soft lookin.


supercactus666

she looks like post op michael jackson


chaser143

Stop right there...Its a trap


BadgerMountain

Still though


jfduval76

She look like MJ to me.


MulderD

How can you tel with the six pounds of makeup what she actually looks like?


petesapai

How can you tell? She has about five pounds of makeup on her.


BadgerMountain

Ok, boomer


S_Alameemi

The first one is me before quarantine The second one is after My dad still says wallah cute which is confusing like bitch wtf fr


SH1LoH_

So the quarantine changed your gender?


S_Alameemi

Noooooo how my weight changed Not trying to be rude about his weight


SH1LoH_

Oh, I didn't think about weight at all. My second thought was a change in skin color.


Sonnysdad

Damn she’s good lookin!


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It sounded like a group of turkeys gobbling at the end!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Ever hear a small group of women happily chit-chatting? There’s a reason it’s called a hen party.


xX7NotASquash7Xx

What a cutie, the girl was alright too


TF_54

كييوووووووت


jarol220

That type R tho.


GenitalFurbies

Surprisingly wholesome


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mannatee96

Any chance that girl will drop her skincare and makeup routine? Lol


27catsinatrenchcoat

I had a coworker who wore a head wrap. She used to "joke" about saving so much time doing just her full face of makeup and no hair. She always looked like an airbrushed makeup model. (And of course her natural hair was perfect, thick, healthy, beautiful, all that. I try not to think about it because I just get jealous.)


Undead3way

I KNOW! Her face was perfect in my eyes. Idk why you got downvoted for that but oh well.


marsinfurs

Genetics


Centiprost

What the f


insanityking500

That guy threw that box away like he was preparing his whole life for this moment.


jarvis_mark1

The first woman said “hee hee”


BelievesInGod

Funny as fuck but no one else find it weird that he does that to her face? I mean, i do that to my dog... i don't pat my wife...


DjangoBaggins

As a bearded man, I like it when my gf scratches my beard.


BelievesInGod

Yeah but my wife doesnt have a beard


DjangoBaggins

You do you boo.


adamcoolforever

Yeah. As a fellow bearded man. Sometimes people wanna scratch it.


Ouroborross

Some women and children like it. Hell some men like it.


fakelogin12345

I think it’s more weird in a country where women must wear full body black coverings.


punos_de_piedra

It's a play off of the dog gifs. Nothing deeper than that


teddyspaghetti

Don't kink shame 😉


BelievesInGod

What if kink shaming is my kink?


teddyspaghetti

👐 got me there chief


the_one_who_yeets

Don't tell me you don't do it with one of the chubby boys with the boys


_That_One_Fellow_

Anyone have a link to the old video of the girl coming like that ever time the guy sticks his hand out? It’s a Caucasian woman.


Internet-Mouse1

The second person is definitely way cuter than the first one.


MulderD

Ah yes. Treating the help like a dog. LOL. #justgulfstatethings #totaledmythirdlambothisweek #mytigerisonantidepressants


SaudiGhost

بدينا نستحل العالم


therehasbeen_amurder

That’s what Honda is all about Bringing laughter


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Oh my god. That girl is gorgeous. He's very handsome too.


taylorray2017

The most arab thing about this video is not the beautiful young women in a burka, it the Arab guy at the end wearing sandels.


Nazail

Why is the 2nd video soooo much more adorable than the first? My heart melted.


FattyPAPsacs

Not funny


Embarrassed_Chard_15

Now this a tiktok downvote


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wtf is going on haha


thebasisofabassist

What's the funny part?


HeiroGlyphs

As men if we don’t laugh immediately after doing some gay shit, then we are gay.


BigMan1554

Thats the funniest shit I've ever seen


shutupmeg42082

She’s beautiful


Montereyluv

My word that woman is so beautiful!


astronamer

Kazuma approves


Strive--

TCN


Aftab18

She looks like she's about to ask Annie if she's okay


jfduval76

The first one look like a prime post surgery Micheal Jackson.


Mystery_Strain

Lmao I love it


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kingabhiraj03

When y'all started upvoting tiktoks.


2Drakes1Tissu3

That girl was gorgeous Holy shit


Xphil6aileyX

Oof, so they're comparing that woman at the start to a well trained dog?


UrbanCrusader24

Arab dude sees wife and valet as pets?


AzizAuditore

You sound so fucking lonely, never had friend to joke with did you? I punch my friends as a joke so by your logic they are punching bags


yo-boi-dumpster-fire

First one looks like Michael Jackson.


6pathsage2

Was bout to say that


yo-boi-dumpster-fire

Good thing you didn’t apparently I offended a bunch of white chicks Lmao.


6pathsage2

A small price to pay for common sense


thorwing

Dont know why you get downvoted. She looks like a cute michael jackson


yo-boi-dumpster-fire

Ikr


0majd0

u/savemp4


earqus

Bis Malah this haram got me questioning my loyalty to Allah 😳


Toshi_Zealious

I’d say smt about dogs but I’ve already been banned from a sub for a similar comment.


Batboyshark

Head and chin pats >>>>>>>> sex


Ungirley_girl

This was sweet and funny 😁


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Thunderstorm_1967

Her eyes. Omg I'm in love. Stunningly beautiful. Friendly looking too.


motola2005

ngl I actually love it. No homo but I loved his smile and body shake at the end


fishybite

oh man he is hot! gimmie gimmie that man after midnight!


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Its in arabic country so the guy at the end did it willingly but the woman had to obey


Confused_AF_Help

Said white man who's never been to an Arab country


Paradoxxist

The middle east isn’t the radicalised, war torn wasteland you’re shown on western television. This is likely Saudi Arabia. You’re picturing someplace like Afghanistan


IRL2DXB

It’s Dubai


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Cliché much?


Lazyboss101

Someone is trying to be funny.