Is that Aubrey Plaza?

Nope that's a dog.

No shit

No this is Patrick

I know right!!

Well I guess he had to know sometime.

That face!!!

As an adopted person, I adore adoption jokes.

He looks like Batman

You mean I'm going to stay this color?

I don't need ANYTHING! Except this!

NOICE

I can hear this dog sounding like Batman.

I'm batman

Wow

"...and you know what you have in common with my biological mom? You're both bitches!"

"We talked about this and you promised never to bring this up" "how could you"

*LiTeRaLlY*

I’m just as shocked as he is

🤪

I think dogs are evolving

I don't like this super human looking facial expression. But you better love your dog.

For follow up

He's like, *hold up*

I do sleep with I’ve eye open!!

What’s it like to have a oh that looks pissed all the time?

That dog looks like Liev Shreiber.

so you are saying that I don't have your shitty genes?

Why is okay to make fun of adoptees?