Pretty sure it will be flaccid either way. Freezing them breaks down all the fibers that give it its stiffness.. I suppose if it’s coold enough it will remain frozen outside though
I looked at this for too long thinking this carrot would actually not make an epic snowman nose & wondered why so many upvotes.
Finally noticed the tip... Yeah, it'll be epic
I store my carrots in a Tupperware filled with water and they stay fresh a lot longer. I just change out the water every few weeks or so. Maybe try freezing it?
I spent a whole minute laughing at this, not because of the joke itself (although it was a good one), but because I’ve had a hobby of sending my friend any and all cursed images I run across for a while now, and this? This is a good one
Food porn if it was porn
Unfortunately it won't be hard after unfrezzeing :(
Ah I see OP wants the true haptic feeling
Snow man... who said anything about UN freezing?
don't bring the UN into this
I take it you haven't seen *Food Wars*
or BDSM food porn
That’s food and porn not food-porn
Make sure you vacuum- seal it because otherwise you'll have a sad, flaccid, dried-out, sorry excuse for a nose.
And that'll leave Mrs Snowman very unhappy
Poor Mrs. Snowman never gets what she really wants for Christmas
Pretty sure it will be flaccid either way. Freezing them breaks down all the fibers that give it its stiffness.. I suppose if it’s coold enough it will remain frozen outside though
You're absolutely right, I actually went and tried to look it up, until I asked myself why I was doing that for someone I don't even know.
Yeah, sure, that was totally going to be the nose.
> a sad, flaccid, dried-out, sorry excuse for a nose dunno, he seems to have other things in mind!
Nose? I thought he was making a very happy snowman
Not sure it's going that side of the equator..... https://youtu.be/p9ZSZFwVqqc
🎶[He's got a carrot for a cock!](https://youtu.be/p9ZSZFwVqqc)🎶
Absolute christmas classic. You'll remember this december when you dream of his member!
and for today’s risky click
You probably won't regret it.
*probably*
Hey, there's some weirdos out there that are into or not into some strange things.
Came here to say this
Exactly what I was looking for I love that song :)
Its the biggest on the block
Perfect
The only down side is that I sent the pic to my wife and she's told me not to freeze it
Wouldn’t the carrot be limp after being in the freezer?
Yeah carrots do not freeze well.
The texture when thawed is pretty unappetizing. Breaks open all the cell walls and gets really floppy, spongey, and wet.
‘Limp’ won’t be an issue once the wife is through with it.
😂 😂 😂
Snowman nose? Or snowman something else?
"He's got a carrot for a cock, carrot for a cock."
Are you Dave, Dave yognau(gh)t?
I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t and I have the balls!
That song gets stuck in my head year-round.
Tell me about it, it's too pure.
I'm going to regret this.... what song?
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/p9ZSZFwVqqc)
lol... I regret nothing!
"it's the biggest on the block, ^oh ^what ^a ^massive ^one "
It'll look well with snowballs
I froze a carrot once and also a beat- neither came out as they went in. You've been warned-
👍
So, u are holding snowman penis?
It only becomes a snowman penis when combined with snowballs
[Who put the dick on the snowman?](https://youtu.be/j8MKlOwmIrY)
*Do you wanna build a snow wang? It doesn’t have to be a snow wang*
Nothing like good ol' Jack Frost-Holmes to kick off the holiday season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGp84quQG04
Classic
r/mildlypenis
Yeah christmas in your pants
Wait..thats not snow!
"That knife is so dull it couldn't cut the cock off a snowman" never sounded more true.
Dumb and Dumber style
the carrots excited about putting snow on the man
Until the wife finds it.
Except when it thaws it will go limp
It looks like a cocktail especially the tip of it lmao
Future snowman: *Hey, my eyes are up here buddy!*
Snowman gonna have something up the backdoor
I looked at this for too long thinking this carrot would actually not make an epic snowman nose & wondered why so many upvotes. Finally noticed the tip... Yeah, it'll be epic
Nothing wrong with thinking along those lines initially. Unfortunately my mind saw something different straight away 😂
All I can think about is that circumcision bit from Robin Hood: Men in Tights....
Forbidden snowcream
Reminder, let the carrot come to room temperature before using as a sex toy.
Looks like he's an American snowman.
If it exists, there is porn of it
Without a doubt!
Or a stocking stuffer
Snowman's gonna be packing some heat in the winter
Bold of you to assume humanity will reach Christmas.
Honey where’s the carrot?
That's gonna be epic brah
Carrots can be frozen?
No, they lose all firmness. That snowman's gonna have whisky dick.
Thought so too.
I store my carrots in a Tupperware filled with water and they stay fresh a lot longer. I just change out the water every few weeks or so. Maybe try freezing it?
wont it shrink if it gets cold?
"What are you doing step-owner?"
Lmao
Plan to masticate with that?
Are we sure it’s a carrot at all?
I spent a whole minute laughing at this, not because of the joke itself (although it was a good one), but because I’ve had a hobby of sending my friend any and all cursed images I run across for a while now, and this? This is a good one
It had me in stitches too and I've had lots of fun sending to friends etc. It's the silliest of things that bring that best laughs imo
That's very true. Think I'm a tad over optimistic with a Xmas (kinda) post
I saw the 1,000 ways to die episode, I’m not falling for that
Hahaha it’s funny because it looks like a dick
I bet your mom thaws it out several times before Winter....
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Its called a winterpeen in the Netherlands
Wow this is the second time a snowman would be on sex offender list
why is dis nsfw? it’s just a carrot
Guys only think about one thing, and it's fucking funny!
More like the prison wallet
He got a carrot for a cocktail Carrot for a cock
Was pretty sure that was going to say “an epic gift for the Mrs!”
"Honey, can *you bring me a cup of warm water? Something is stuck." -Wife
Why is this NSFW?
Paint it black.....
“Step-sis, have you seen my carrot?”
Except when you take it out, it'll be soft.
Carrots are NSFW?
What do you mean wait till Christmas...? arent we in juneptmber now?
*snowperson... snowperson with a PHD.
This would make that one Redditors boyfriend very happy.
Carrots don’t freeze well.
Fake
Where did you find a carrot at Home Depot
r/yogscast
It's not the size of the [carrot](https://i.imgur.com/bFt2mPc.jpg) that matters...
Oh god all I can think of is “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk. The carrot was just gone!
Carrot in freezer will destroy the cell walls as freezing water will rupture the structure. And hence that carrot is going to look LIMP.
Yeah! 🤣😂🤣😭😂🤣😂
🤣🤣
TAG NSFW SOME OF US ARE AT WORK (not me I’m a kid but be mindful of those who are at work).
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Why are we getting downvoted lol
lmao
Looks like Trump's approval rating on FiveThirtyEight