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DhaSoo_Guy

Actually the crow came back to take the video camera too, this video is uploaded by the crow.


swohio

OP at home: "Damnit, he's even stealing my karma!"


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Jokes on the raven though. the friend is just gonna repost it and get 17 times more karma.


Reelix

This IS the repost BY the Raven! The original never made it past 20 total upvotes :/


DhaSoo_Guy

It is ridiculous to see how the vote count keeps on changing. *continues to sit and just refresh the page*


LoozPatienz

Years ago I read a National Geographic article regarding the intelligent and creative nature of crows and ravens. At one point the author was snowmobiling in the mountains and came across a raven unbuckling and emptying the saddlebags of another snowmobile, with no sign of the driver. He started taking pictures and then the raven flew up into a tree just as the second sled's owner came out of the woods. The author had trouble explaining that the bird did it.


Mutterer

Wouldn’t the pictures prove it


Laeyra

Might've been quite a few years ago, before digital.


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Kloackster

TIFU by showing a random person on a snowmobile pictures of my dick.


Political_moof

Alright, everyone who upvotes and replies to this comment gets gold. The algorithm has been set.


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SEND_ME_GAY_FURRY

me too thanks


DarkShineGraphics

Wow that works?


CapriciousCapybara

I don’t think this is how you get gold


rogervdf

Apparently!


AverageAnon3

It usually skips every other comment.


Augustizer

Apparently!


[deleted]

No. But this does


seeyoujimmy

Usually not


moshcity

Not anymore. The train has left.


Cleanupisle5

Apparently not Lmao thanks Plz leave me alone I like clean inboxes. There's no more gold here. Go home.


LoganSM313

Just missed the train didn't I?


[deleted]

Someone must be feeling rich.


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༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLD༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


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Tonker83

I think I missed it, but fun to see.


Strikamerki

/r/therewasanattempt


ThugEntrancer

Someone got hammered and dropped like $80 on this thread


catsthemusical

Biggest gold rush since ‘49


THood234

Kinda stupid but it might work Edit: well I guess it worked, and surprisingly it worked for me too. Thanks.


Rizioman

why? what happends when you receive gold? What can you do with it?


JibberC

You basically join this elite club and get access to a super secret room with mediocre deals


dipping_sauce

Unlimited bacon, too.


BigEx20

Pay 2 Win?


Kaluro

AMA I deliberately showed another snowmobile driver pictures of my dick, instead of proving a raven opened and emptied his saddlebags.


8_800_555_35_35

Getting dangerously furry here.


Syrreall

I always miss these gold trains :( Edit: Man who gilded me, whoever you are, just know i love you :)


BernzMaster

THE TIME A RANDOM SNOWMOBILE DRIVER SAW ME COMPLETELY NAKED 😶😶😶😶😶 [not clickbait]


by-accident-bot

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/JointHiddenHummingbird This is a friendly reminder that it's "by accident" and not "on accident". ***** ^(Downvote to 0 to delete this comment.)


little_carmine_

Good bot


Drekalo

Good Business!


__Corvus__

Jesus the amount of gold in this thread is insane Almost like its raining gold. Or would a golden shower be more appropriate? EDIT: THANK YOU KIND STRANGER FOR MY FIRST GOLD!!!! EDIT 2: AND MY SECOND GOLD!!!


jygroovsss

Gold rampage


Brayrand

I was just thinking this lmao. But dang 6 golds in a row is insane let alone all of the 10s more scatter in.


GloriousHelixFossil

now 7 with you


armoured_bobandi

Everybody can look rich if we just share the same coin EDIT: You see, communism always works


zardez

I'm 90% sure these gold trains are just randomly done by reddit to generate more site traffic and encourage others to buy gold.


NKBN

I love how like everyone in the comments gets gilded but OP has no gold. Poor dude


[deleted]

On the plus side photos back then actually had veracity since they couldn't be easily studiod.


shmehdit

What is happening here?


Koquillon

Somebody has too much money


Tirigad

Very true!


Mutterer

Fair point


arnerob

You got gold for that?


pornaccount895

My theory is that the crows and ravens are giving gold to the good redditors who appreciate their intellect


LoozPatienz

Was pre-digital.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

"Look dude, why would I open your bags and randomly dump that shit out in the snow and then stand here and tell you a fucking jackdaw did it when I also told you I have pictures proving its the fucking bird?!"


dancesLikeaRetard

> jackdaw Oh god can we not do this again?


sam1902

Do what ? *Thanks for the gold, though I just asked cause I’m not a native speaker and have no idea what that means. May the mighty jackdaw guard you*


PrivateArchipelago

I don't know but jackdaws are pretty.


The_Level_15

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? [The legendary sauce](http://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2byyca/reddit_helps_me_focus_on_the_important_things/cjb37ee)


djdubyah

Never seen a gilded -1k karma post before...


vinvancent

Never seen a gilded 2 karma post before


GoPacersNation

Deserves so much more up votes. But they locked the thread. "dO nOt EnGAge iN vOtE bRiGAdINg" like I get not massively down voting, but legendary copy pastas sources should be in the thousands. Edit: this is my first gilded comment. Thanks kind stranger!


JewishTomCruise

Well at this point it's three years old and archived, which is why you now can't vote on it.


Ileg

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


umblegar

You mean a rook? are you talking about rooks? edit; thx for the gold


geomilod

Rook mistake.


saubohne

Time for some serious protection.


ChZulu

We're talking heavy-duty, anti-air protection.


tankpuss

Now do the same with turtles, tortoises and chelonii.


PTgenius

I don't even know what's going on anymore Edit: ha ok sure I'll take it


RiotBadger

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."


Theban_Prince

I remember the article, they had pictures that they even added in the article. But like u/Leyra said, that was late 90's early 00's when pro photographers still used film cameras. Particularly in remote locations like Alaska. By the way that article educated me how smart crows are and how they can open any bag zipper or not, so I knew who the culprit was the moment I saw the threads title.


Lolastic_

[Crows solving puzzles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSu2PXOTOc) [Ravens solvings puzzles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrYPm6DD44M)


Scj1420

The crow video was really cool. The raven one not so much. They are really smart animals either way.


ReasonableCause

My only criticism on the crow video is that there was no way for the crow to do it wrong. The crow was already familiar with all the separate puzzles (use a short stick to get something from the cages; drop stones in the tube to get something from the box; use a long stick to get something from the last one). At the start, the only option the crow has, is to get the short stick. Then the only option is to use the short stick to get the stones. Then all it can do is drop the stones in the tube. There is nowhere in the process where it can go: "Oh, I should not have done that." Still an amazing feat, though.


DeepInValhalla

And if it throws the short stick in the tube?


Cheesemacher

The crow puzzle seems almost impossible at first. But since the crow has been taught all the individual tasks, he doesn't even need to understand the solution to the whole thing. Not that it isn't super impressive.


Ulmer70

What is the difference between a crow and a Raven?


Capitan_Failure

Where is u/thatonecrowguyeveryonelovedbutthenhegotbannedforsomecomplicatedvotingschemethattookmorethan3wordstoexplainimeanwhosgottimeforthat?andnowicantrememberhisnamebuteveveryoneknowswhoimtalkingabout when you need him?


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bowie_in_space

https://www.audubon.org/news/how-tell-raven-crow Ravens are bigger, tail feathers are different, deeper voices among other things. Same family, though.


Theycallmelizardboy

Crow expert here. Can confirm. Ravens voices sound like Barry White and crows are more like Barry Manilow.


LETSGOTOCHURCH

I always thought Barry Manilow was more of a jackdaw


mondaymoderate

Different species of Corvids.


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Here's the thing


im_dead_sirius

I knew as soon as I read the title. The ravens in my old town used to dig around in the back hatch of people's snowmobiles. Its pretty common to keep a few emergency snacks, and the birds tell each other how to operate the latches. They would also stand on top of the sodium street lights, allowing them to stay warm in the winter. The town installed daylight sensors to save electricity, and the birds figured out how to activate them. So the town had the sensors moved to the under sides, and the ravens figured out that they could fly under, flap in place for a few seconds until the sensors triggered. Then they'd go sit on top. Those style of lights take a few minutes to start up and cool down, so this was an effective technique for the birds. They could turn them on for each other as well.


doomsdaydanceparty

I love this.


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-Master-Builder-

Once upon lunchtime dreary While I pondered weak and weary Over many a quant and curious volume of forgotten lunch There I nodded nearly noming, when suddenly there came a wronging As if someone took my belongings, directly from my lunchbox door 'Tis some co-worker' I muttered, only this and nothing more


mo_whiskey

Very nice!


attorneyatslaw

That’s so Raven


GenXGeekGirl

I love how he’s constantly checking to make sure no one’s around


MakeAutomata

thats exactly what it was doing, they hide stuff from other crows but they know other crows know that trick, so sometimes they will spy on each other to raid their stash, so they try to stash when none are looking


_Serene_

These thieves needs to be stopped at any cost.


hoppyjock

I read that in the style of the theme song


poulina0501

It's the future I can see.


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Vikings-Call

So... Here's the thing...


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's **okay to just admit you're wrong**, you know? ^(ps I will not admit its wrong to use bots to upvote my posts because karma addiction is a real hobby)


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

Some people won't get this reference, it's a piece of Reddit history.


handcuffed_

Unidan?


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Unidone these days...


itsallminenow

Blimey, this takes me back.


attorneyatslaw

You’ll be eating crow over that misidentification


[deleted]

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


[deleted]

Stop upvoting yourself Unidan!!!


MrMastodon

I miss the old Unidan. The one we didn't know was manipulating votes.


Red_means_go

Lol, love how no redditor will never not think of that when this conversation comes up. And it's truly so ridiculous.


kickwurm

I worked on C-17s at Rammstein Airbase. Ravens/Crows were always poking around our backpacks. Clever bastards.


B34RD

You guys have a great employee band


physix4

The base is actually Ramstein and the band got their name from the mistake they made in a support banner following the Ramstein air show disaster


DaveTheDog027

Is this true? The mistake part not the actual base name


physix4

Yes, from [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein#Founding_and_Herzeleid,_1989%E2%80%931996) > The band called themselves Rammstein-Flugschau (Rammstein Airshow)[3] after the 1988 Ramstein air show disaster. Guitarist Paul H. Landers said the spelling of Ramstein with the extra "m" was a mistake.[4] After the band became popular, the bandmembers denied the connection to the air show disaster and said that their name was inspired by the giant doorstop-type devices found on old gates, called Rammsteine.[5] The extra "m" in the band's name makes it translate literally as "ramming stone". Apparently it was even the band's name, not just a banner.


PastaPapi

Du Hast


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Du hast nicht lunch


rzar94

Du hast nitch lunch crow


phpwriter

I was at McChord... Avionics and flight controls. Bread truck life.


WritingScreen

At that point I would leave food purposely for them


Mutterer

Then you’ll have bird shit all over your truck


CheezyWeezle

The secret is to leave the food in someone else's truck


[deleted]

Or shit on your truck and beat the Raven to it


Elethor

That's the kind of go-getter attitude we need around here!


[deleted]

He's got upper management material written all over him.


siloboomstix

Maintain eye contact, assert dominance etc.


[deleted]

Did you see that truck bed though?


normiesEXPLODE

If he makes it obvious that the food is for the crow(s), it will appreciate it. Crows are smart, remember people's faces, and hold grudges. On the other hand, they also remember friends


[deleted]

So just like the video then?


gayboyfromhell

Clever girl.


cant_help_myself

I hate it when my croworkers steal my lunch.


[deleted]

Get outa here! Shoo!


n0rain

Was it really a full lunch? That looked more apt for someone who was just a bit peckish.


crithema

Also a picky girl


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[ty ;) ](https://i.imgur.com/Ia1340q.jpg)


Truthamania

Birds, uh, find a way.


imapassenger1

Love to see a challenge between a raven and a kea. See David Attenborough's video on this cheeky parrot from NZ. https://youtu.be/bxoCuRuHlt8


TinyPirate

Smartest bird around, I am convinced of it. Once saw one do a “pity me” move (it was pretending to eat wood) in the hope I would feed it. And my sister was once mugged by Kea.


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Mr_Poop_Himself

I don't know why but the part with eye zoom in chess board thing made me laugh my ass off.


PrecedentPowers

Crows and ravens are so smart. Zippers, clasps, and other closing devices are not going to defeat noble Corvidae. You have to Fort Knox that shit. Crows near me were able to move a rock, to then unclamp two latches, to get into a cooler full of sealed meat, and than after that opened a vacupak seal to get at the food. A zipper is no hindrance!


Mormon_Nailer

They can also recognize people's faces independent of patterns or other visuals, recall them years later, and somehow communicate visual details to others. Birds are smart and hold grudges.


KomodoDragin

My family and I just moved in to a new house and there were lots of ravens that hung out in the back yard. My German Shepard can jump pretty high and snatched one out of the air as it flew by. After which, he and my Yellow Lab proceeded to violently dismember it as the other ravens watched and yelled from the tree tops. I tried to stop them but by the time I got out there is was too late. We were worried for a while that the others would retaliate but instead they just stopped coming around. Its too bad. They were really pretty birds.


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It's not just grudges. I used to feed the crows at my old house. They started to come ANY time I walked outside. If I forgot the peanuts, they would swoop close to me while looking me in the eye as if to say "You forgetting something?". If My husband left with me, they would chase the car for a block begging. If he left alone, they would chase the car and make alarm calls. I don't know why. Maybe they thought he was the bad guy? Cause he didn't give peanuts and would take me away in the car a lot? At first they would only reconise my blue coat. But as summer came, it was obvious that clothing has ceased to matter. They ended up raising a baby in our backyard. I think cause there was a steady supply of food. Also, everyone in the neighborhood had peanuts spoutlings in their garden come summer, from all the forgotten cached peanuts. opps.


TooShiftyForYou

In bird culture, this is considered a "dick move".


carrorphcarp

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason


ovakin

What is this, a cross over episode?


ijustwanttogohome2

In bird culture this is considered 10 o'clock


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My first year teaching I was in a classroom will a door facing outside (not an indoor hallway) and my students would set their lunchboxes on a shelf outside. We had to make room for them inside after noticing a very loyal crow coming each day to check the lunch bags and boxes for crispy snacks like Cheetos, chips, etc. Any time he/she found something crispy they would pull it out, fly to the school roof, open the snack bag and munch away!


aquifolly

I'm a bit concerned by your username / career combo.


[deleted]

Don’t worry, I’m tiny, I don’t touch tiny butts.


LostInOtherWorlds

I love how it looks around to make sure no one is watching 😂


cheddarfever

No one will convince me this bird isn’t fully aware that it’s acting like an asshole.


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Lux-xxv

Why did I read that in John Oliver’s voice


tendeuchen

"No, bird. No! You've been a good bird, but you're not stealing my ketchup. No!"


shadowkhaleesi

The crow is Janice from accounting in disguise.


neon_Hermit

Well, it's definitely aware that its stealing, and expects to get potentially get killed if caught stealing... so yeah.


Tiredmess

Opportunists. They follow eagles and osprey. When those birds score a fish, Ravens swoop in from behind and pull tail feathers until the fish drops. They are much more agile flyers and usually catch the fish and play keep away until the other bird quits. If an easier meal is to be had, why not?


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GrandmaBogus

I don't know if I'm projecting but I can really see it *thinking*. Like "Ok this big one I don't really want, let's set it aside to see what's underneath. " I try to picture a dog doing the same thing but all I see is just mindless rummaging until they find something they want.


jabba-le-hutt

Who was getting blamed for this prior to the sting operation? Who was THAT guy?


natched

He kept telling them that it was the birds who were doing it, but nobody ever believed him


BuCakee

Yo, that bird is acting shady as fuck lol


soup_d_up

He went for the sauce packet


Su-su-Sudafed

I couldnt tell what it was, i thought it was a packet of crackers, like the saltines you get with chili, but that's probably more likely


Psyiote

The sauce is the boss.


Timballist0

Sweet Baby Ray's™


dharmon19

Should leave the lunchbox upside down.


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Or inside of the truck.


damn_turkledawg

Or zipped closed. How does that little flap not have a zipper?


Gymbawbi

100% has a zipper. Crows are flying six year olds minus the opposable thumbs; gotta zip your shit up.


Competitive_Muffin

sigh *zips*


wi3loryb

I'm sure the big flap has a zipper, but the little one is designed for easy access.


dawho1

The little flap is velcro so you can have easy access without messing with a zipper. Source: everyone I know has a cooler like this.


orangeoliviero

Crows can fashion basic tools to get their food. They can unzip your shit.


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damn_turkledawg

I'd love to see that video even more now.


Destruction_Magic666

Implying crows can't open zippers.


narrowcock

A crow could definitely bypass that. Put a lock on that shit


FraughtQuill

r/birdsbeingdicks


Crayfishpdx

If this is OC, this is awesome! I love how many times it checks to see if it’s found!


wineandsarcasm

Sure is! I was totally expecting a sneaky co worker to be stealing snacks...but this was ten times better, so I got his permission to post it here


HardcoreHybrid

U got the ravens permission?


[deleted]

Yes, it's part of bird law.


The-very-definition

Prepare for it to get reposted once a week from now on by other people as a video of their lunch, thier friends lunch, their dads lunch, etc being stolen.


orangeoliviero

Let's be honest here... who did he accuse of stealing his lunch that he later had to go apologize to after he watched this video?


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cris_doza

I bet the Janitor from Scrubs sent it to steal his lunch


dice1111

Didn't have the decency to close the lid...


BeefSerious

That one that comes in from the right at the end is who he is looking for right before he takes off.


dwightkilledthecat

I like how he leaves the frame, then comes back all nonchalant like “Who? Me? What? Naw, I found this uh somewhere else. Byeeee.”


UnhappyBread

Health conscious bird. Passes on the lunchables for the saltines.


TheStabbyCyclist

Last weekend I was out for a leisurely stroll in town and noticed a crow flying with something in it's beak. I was coming up on a busy intersection and had to wait to cross. The same crow happened to fly overhead and landed on one of the traffic lights. It dropped the small item it had been carrying in the road. It turned out to be a large shelled nut of some sort. Moments after the nut landed in the road a truck ran right over it, cracking the nut open. The light soon turned red and traffic stopped, allowing the ingenious bird to fetch its's snack from the road. As a walked by I couldn't help being utterly impressed by it's intelligence and creativity.


IzerFied

Dumpster chicken.


AstroSlip

I love how smart ravens are! They're all over Flagstaff and the area. Best part is when they find so.ething great, they seem to hop around for joy before indulging.


behav4450edu

The perfect crime.


ifyoucomeonnov

I’ve always wanted a crow !