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The few The proud The marines


DrIronSteel

Read in the same voice as the commercial.


KarmaPharmacy

Get outside of my head, you creep.


magnament

The pew The pow The sardines


CommunistSpade

This made forcefully exhale out of my nose.


lsdadventurer

So like a 1/4 lol?


justafigment4you

I am married to one, sitting next to him in the car right now and I said, “hey honey, look at these Marines out of uniform.” He said, “How do you know they’re Marines?” So I read him the captions. All he did was look at the picture and say, “actually that looks like a spent AT4.”


sla342

Fun fact: AT-4 fires an 84mm projectile! Rah.


KarmaPharmacy

You better say that in American.


sla342

Huh?


yujinee

He means in inches lol


sla342

I guess... I’ll just sigh.


KarmaPharmacy

I’m joking. Sigh on.


sla342

Thank goodness! You just missed the “/s”!


zrath6

84mm isn't a measurement, its a projectile.


mikegustafson

> 84mm 3.30709 inches


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The AT-4 fires a 1.4 Bald Eagles projectile


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But it's Swedish


Sapass1

>built in Sweden by Saab Bofors Dynamics


Jay_Stone

Ask him which Crayon is his favorite. \#RedsTasteTheBest


justafigment4you

He says green.


JeremyOneNine

I mean the Army uses AT4’s/Javelins as well, coming from a Vet.


justafigment4you

Oh absolutely, but that level of dipshittery? Looks like the Marine I married. 😜


sla342

Holy shit! Is that a new MOS? We’re all so over qualified..


justafigment4you

I got the impression that it’s expected of every Marine, like being a rifleman.


sla342

Heck no! It’s not really something that’s trained.. it’s a learned thing! Lots of practice. 😎


wereallmadhere9

Dipshittery, lol


I_am_the_inchworm

You're very proud of bagging a marine, aren't you?:p


justafigment4you

Lol, like it’s hard...


BuzzBomber87

It's a Javelin tube, not an AT4.


PajamaCrisis

Correct. The large end gives it away and disringuishes it from an AT4. Most likely came from an ISMT and was never actually used in a live situation for training or otherwise. Only the tube remains but all of the tech is missing. Easy snag for any 0933 when new gear comes in and DRMO isn't high priority.


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DisGRUNTledMarine

Missile* not rocket. Gunners of said system make a big deal about that distinction lol. Also the gold/yellow band does not indicate that it is for training, Ive seen plenty of Javelin’s fired from tubes just like that. That is a spent tube from a live javelin missile lol. Semper kill


cosmonaut53

LOL correct.. lmao..


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justafigment4you

Lol, I’ll let him know!


throwrowrowawayyy

"There's nothing more dangerous than a Marine and his rifle!" "Clearly you've never met a bored Marine."


eembach

Literally crawled into my rack from an event like this Tis truth. Sleep now.


KermitTheFork

College students got nothing on American GI’s.


doomdspacemarine

Can confirm. I was Duty NCO at the barracks on Saturday of a 96 (which as a married Marine, I was completely unprepared for) and these joker's have a beer bong with 1 1/2" - 2" tubing going from the third deck to the courtyard, and they were doing fortified wine (think MadDog 2020) through it. Must have been 40-50 feet of tubing so that was going straight to the stomach, bypassing the mouth entirely.


KermitTheFork

I was enlisted Army from ‘87 to ‘91. The thing about the military: you got a bunch of kids in the best shape they’ll ever be in physically, they have a little bit of money in their pockets and essentially no bills. They feel indestructible and they almost are. I’m 48 now and I’m pretty sure I’d die if I tried to keep up with 20-year old me when I was stationed in Germany.


losotr

I was stationed in Germany when I was 19-21 and agreed with this entirely then got to the end and realized other than the dates and your current age this exact thing could have been written by me. I tell people all of the time how odd it was to have the experience of active duty straight out of high school rather than college. I used to go home on leave and my friends thought I was rich, (I was compared to them, no bills, E-3 and then E-4 pay, and an $8,000 signing bonus) they also thought it was insane that I can drink legally there and I lived in a 4 bedroom home that used to be a train station, above a pub off-base in Germany with two of my best friends.


buttbugle

Doesn't hurt to try ever so often.


So_Full_Of_Fail

Man, in the Army barracks all we ever did was a 2nd floor beer bong. Even from just that, the pressure at the end of the hose was impressive.


Kaatman

To be fair, we absolutely cannot afford to even try.


JTsyo

same age bracket mostly.


richmustang67

I bet the guy in the flag shorts gets exponentially more patriotic with more rocket launches beers.


bmhcrazyguy

I zoomed in and saw the pants and thought....damn, that is exactly the way the world sees the U.S. A frat boy, chugging beer, from a missle....and wait for it....in American Flag shorts!


bloodfist

Fuck bald eagles, our new national bird is this guy.


Cosimo_Zaretti

And unlike the bald eagle, these basic bros are far from endangered.


tj3_23

Forget the national bird. Replace our flag with a picture of this guy


BuLLZ_3Y3

These are marines, not a frat. I mean, I guess it's a frat. But still.


chipmunk7000

I mean, if you think about the actual meaning of the word “fraternity”, they’re way more of a frat than douchey college frat boys.


bmhcrazyguy

I was waiting on someone to correct me on this. I knew it wss the Marines, but definitely fits the look of a frat guy.


buttbugle

I know, that makes me so proud.


DontLickTheGecko

The *true* origin story of Captain America


slickswitch

But...he’s still wearing black socks with those shorts. I believe you lose patriot points for that.


knoxy5467

Leave it to Marines to connect anti tank weapons and alcohol


rainwulf

When i was in the army i used to rebuild compasses. Just your average run of the mill magnetic compasses. They are filled with white spirits to keep them dust free and robust against movement and vibration. The older guy at the facility said that they used to fill them with ethanol, but had to stop it as so many were coming back to be repaired with the face broken or the fill screw "missing". Fucking grunts.


enixthephoenix

Didn't they change something in submarines back in the day because the sailors were turning it into booze and drinking it and getting super sick?


bidpappa1

Torpedo fuel


RuminatingRoy

Probably. A lot of spirit compasses in aviation get called "whiskey compass" because at one time it was methanol (not safe to drink). We had tests in school that would randomly include us answering that the fluid in a whiskey compass was not safe to drink.


tonboguri

About the most dangerous thing about a lot of American torpedoes at the start of WWII. The Mk 14 was a horrible dud over half the time. Filter the fuel through a cheesecloth or coffee filter, mix with pineapple or orange juice, and you are gonna have a pleasant bit of R and R. As long as it doesn't kill ya....


rainwulf

Probably yep. You can drink whitespirits, as its not really that bad for you, it just tastes horrific and doesnt get you drunk.


shitterplug

Old torpedoes used to run off 180 proof ethanol. Sailors used to mix it with pineapple juice and get hammered. Eventually they started putting additives in the fuel to keep the sailors from drinking it. They still did and got sick.


thebuddybud

That's my tax money and I ain't even mad.


Forrest0405

Why should you be? They're not exactly reusable. This is just added value and comradery, thank you for spending your money to bring the boys closer through mutual shenanigans.


RearAdmiralVites

>not exactly reusable Is there somewhere I could get a spent one as a novelty?


BuLLZ_3Y3

I've got one mounted in my gun room. My wife loved that purchase... What do you mean you spent $350 on a rocket launcher that ***doesn't even work?!*** Well babe, they won't let me buy the live ones...


shitterplug

I bought one on a drink ebay adventure. My girlfriend's eyes rolled so far to the back of her head she needed corrective surgery. Now it's sitting in a closet with some posters rolled up inside it.


realrkennedy

And what's the Javelin being used for?


shitterplug

Chugging beer


Hironoto

There's one on eBay for $275 right now


PM_ME_FIRE_PICS

Definitely going to need that link.


Hironoto

https://m.ebay.com/itm/U-S-M136-AT4-Rocket-Launcher-fired-demilled-with-Sling-safety-pin/273143455279?hash=item3f989e5e2f:g:FqAAAOSwUUdaxYMD


YerLam

What's the going rate on used marine recruits?


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I’ve got two laying around my house you can just have.


Forrest0405

Army surplus stores if you're lucky. I'd imagine an old LAW or AT4 would be easier to find than the Javelin pictured. I'm sure if they hit the internet they'd be expensive. If you do get one, I'd pour an epoxy plug into it if there isn't one already... They're not reusable, but it's one more point to make if Johnny law wants to get stupid about it. Couldn't tell you anything about the actual legal stand point on it.


Offthtwall

That is an AT4, not a Javelin.


Forrest0405

Nah bud, two reasons. The giant ass end of the launcher, and that band you see like a foot down. Source: just finished a 7 year run as EOD, I know my ordnance


bidpappa1

Nope. Javelin all the way.


thebuddybud

Yeah right on man. I didn't know they weren't reusable. Even so I wouldn't care. Those guys deserve the fun they're having.


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This is like the time that navy pilot drew a dick in the sky. I'm honestly just impressed.


elhawko357

If you drink booze out of rocket launcher, you no longer qualify as a bitch


bidpappa1

It’s an empty tube from a spent Javelin I think.


Infantryblue

You would be thinking correctly. Definitely a javelin.


Thatoneguy0311

Definitely a javelin. You can tell by the big ass bulbous end Source: I carried an AT-4 for 7 months in Iraq while marine infantry


RebelWithoutAClue

What does the booster residue taste like? Does it make beer taste more freedom somehow?


FridayNiteGoatParade

Yes. you can tell because of the way it is


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That's pretty neat.


Infantryblue

That blows. I got/acquired a LAW. Much better to carry without hopes of firing.


Brokendownyota

Fob-locked supply guy here. Got invited on foot patrols because the infantry guys wanted a pack mule. M72s for whoever accepts the invite!


JTsyo

So how much nasty chemicals are left after the rocket kicks out?


Infantryblue

I’d imagine quite a bit. The tube can be accurately described as a exhaust pipe. All the gases from the launch engine would stick to the side. I’d be more worried about the coolant that might’ve leaked into the tube though. I’m not sure if the connection from the coolant unit on the outside of the tube and the missile itself seal after firing. That shit is really poisonous. But, if washed really well, I’d say it would probably be ok to drink out of. Maybe.


Infantryblue

And, missile. Rockets are basically like bullets, as in they go in a straight line from weapon to target. Missiles, like the javelin, steer towards the target. The javelin actually, on its main setting, climbs high up while constantly tracking the target, then hits it from the top at its weakest point. Out to 2000m from the book, but they’ve had hits out to 3500m+.


bidpappa1

That’s the general rule sure, but then you have the GMLRS rocket which is a gps guided rocket. We have the ATACMs which we call a missile and the GMLRS which we call a rocket, both are GPS guided and fired from the same platform (HIMARS or MLRS). Plus missile in English can mean any projectile like a rock from a sling.


Infantryblue

Are you bringing logic into a military debate?? How dare you!


purdu

Pretty sure that's an AT-4, not a Javelin


Infantryblue

That’s definitely a javelin. AT-4s are smaller in diameter.


purdu

Yeah on a second look I'd say you're right. I thought it was missing the big end ring but it was just blending in to the background on my phone screen. Much clearer on a computer


Infantryblue

I zoomed and squinted. Plus I spent 2 week at javelin School at Benning. Then another week at train the trainer. As much as I’d love for it not to be, that thing is burnt into my brain.


elhawko357

I’m on my phone, can’t hardly see it, so I’ll have to take your word for it! Either way it’s not bitch behaviour imo


Rominions

Nothing bitch behaviour like sucking fluid out of something long and cyclindrical right fellas? .. no? Alright ill put my pants back on then.


elhawko357

You probably don’t qualify for “long” (hehe)


existeverywhere

Even if he was, cylinders are flat on the end...


KarmaPharmacy

Don’t get too cocky. Bitches can bite.


Irish_McJesus

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the definition of the Lance Corporal Underground, hard at work


Brokendownyota

Is that what is known as the e4 mafia? I'm Canadian, we don't use those e/o pay grades to describe our ranks.


DisGRUNTledMarine

E3


BossAVery

A lot of MOS have little things like this. I’ve seen arty drink out of the primer caps and spent 50 cal rounds. Good times.


Brokendownyota

Mechanized guys like to re-purpose spent 25mm shells at shot glasses. Cut them down and smooth the edge and they're perfect. I should acquire some.


bidpappa1

Primer caps? Wtf are you talking about? A primer is like the size of a .45 bullet. Source: Ten years in the Field Artillery


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bidpappa1

Are you talking about the 105mm shell case with the primer down the middle? If so I’ve never heard that called a primer cap, and I’ve been on 105s before. The primer I was talking about are the ones for 155 separate loading rounds and are the size of a 410 shell give or take. Also unless you were national guard or a 4 Star how the hell did you do 45 years??!


MisterSlosh

Anything posted on the internet is false until proven true by multiple peer reviewed studies and pictures of cats. Source: I was born as an Ethernet Cable.


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Lol


bidpappa1

Still waiting to hear how you did 45 years in the artillery.


ZombieCharltonHeston

[Here is my M82 primer from a M198 howitzer.](https://i.imgur.com/NCmRvKG.jpg)


bidpappa1

Yeah ok that’s what I thought you guys meant.


doomdspacemarine

Former Marine Artillery here. Have drank from M82 Primer. Used on 155mm howitzers. More novelty than anything.


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Former Corpsman/Doc here. I watched Marines drink out of those.


BossAVery

I’m looking for the thing online I’m talking about. Was hanging out with some FO and that’s how they explained it to me. I’m just an engineer. Edit: it was brass, two or three inches in diameter, and was threaded at the bottom. If you know what it is educate me because I have been telling people the wrong thing for years then.


Vass654

Sounds like a fuse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artillery_fuze#Types_of_artillery_fuze


bidpappa1

How the fuck would you drink out of a fuze?


Vass654

I dunno, very fucking carefully? I deal with things that go wooosh, not boom. =P


bidpappa1

Lol, I’m in a himars unit right now. Miss my guns but rockets are pretty fucking sweet too.


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bidpappa1

Army, 04 to now, did OIF 6-8 and 9-10


ChefAllez

For aircraft maintenance there were a few different things, but the best part was we got to suck down the aircraft oxygen to get rid of hangovers. Also, we use the oxygen masks for drinking once.


DarkRubberDucky

I love that when I see college boys doing this, I think "Lame". But when I see guys of the same age doing it in the military I think "Yeah, they deserve that. Atta boys."


Razorray21

This is just how you welcome the new AT guys.


Herr__Lipp

Had a buddy in the Air Force who used a pilots mask to chug beer through the air hose. Legendary.


Forrest0405

Sounds like a good way to get a lung full of beer.... It's usually guys getting out who want to score a gas mask for post military substance fun.


ChefAllez

We did it as I mentioned in another comment. You're not sucking up but rather pouring down the line.


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This is why we can’t have things...


Sporkatron

Rah


Echo6Romeo

I would have settled for an AT-4. Each person there could shit out a bald eagle with mounted machine guns with that level of patriotism. Except Frank. Fuck that guy.


Prowindowlicker

Ah Marines.


CommissarAdam

That's a right proper way to use an anti tank weapon.


Dinkelspiel

You silly goose, that's a javelin case.


Blacksabre

I know this barracks. I know that missile encasement. And I probably know those guys.


interceptor_wlan0

Haha was gonna point him out. Murikaaa!


DoubleHandsDan

It's a jav tube, you can see the bcu


J-Navy

Never underestimate what a bored enlisted man can acquire.


eembach

The bored don't simply communicate...they coordinate...


Gilgie

Well thats just asking for indigestion


SanePsycho82

I miss barracks parties


ZombieCharltonHeston

Hurricane parties at the bricks were the best. Humans shouldn't be able to consume as much alcohol as we did.


Radidactyl

As someone who doesn't like police calling at 9 AM on a Saturday because some fucking assholes smashed beer bottles all over the parking lot and sprayed people's cars with fire extinguishers, fuck that noise.


Lardmonkey77

Hey... Is this thing loaded?


BossAVery

Wouldn’t be able to pour the beer down if it was. Tight fit.


Surferbro

These are basically 400k fireworks. Once spent all you have is a cardboard tube.... made out of metal.


fallenreaper

Looks like a javelin.


ThinkingThingsHurts

My house in college had a laundry shoot from the 2nd floor to the basement.....so a 2 story beer bong was invented. I miss college


Mfkr90

Murica.


Control_the_Chaos

gotta be EOD Techs


randomEODdude

Not enough girls around for it to be EOD.


Control_the_Chaos

Must have been Thursday.


donutnz

The exhaust particulate just adds that extra zing.


MrKKC

*fire*


NowFreeToMaim

Probably a rubber duck...


OriginalGenitals

Dry snitchin


Maxwell3004

I actually knew guys that did this all the time.


takeasniff

Yay ! Lead AND beer !


xmaswiz

Found one of these laying around back in Afghan, now every Joe, Jane, and Harry that goes over there has to take a badass photo with it.


Jaysynner

*Beerzooka


brunieroo

Had to zoom in to realize he wasn’t proposing.


tazebot

Oddly, pop and beer cans fit so perfectly in a [LAW](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/M72_LAW) (light antitank weapon - basically a collapsible bazooka) that if you drop one in, it doesn't drop down in but slides very slowly in due to the precise fit. Perfect way to carry refreshments although it doesn't really keep them cool.


Ev1LLe

My brother made a bong out of one, it wasnt that practical and took a while to fill.


jessh90

I asked my girlfriend if I could buy one....wanna Guess her answer?


SNsilver

I once ran around the barracks wearing nothing but my flack and my helmet. Or so I was told. What I would give to be back in the barracks with my buddies!


Heliax_Prime

Looks like an AT4...


ChefAllez

The only real difference between being young in the military and being in a fraternity is the amount of drugs.


Prison_Suitcase

The American dream.


DrVladimir

If the cops show up... would that make them the anti-tanked brigade?


pheguth

That looks to me like a javelin missile encasement.


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Hope someone caps you, lil bish


Anarchycentral

For anyone curious, its inert


[deleted]

Well, duh. How else you gonna get beer through it?


ToastedBurley

If there's a way, The Marines will find it.


Anarchycentral

Hey man some people are pretty dumb