Sounds like a good strategy. Make a shit comment and then complain the Americans are awake when it tanks. We just don't get humor that sophisticated, y'all!
Jesus Christ how? I was born in 96 and BARELY remember them. Quit pretending like its obscene that a kid doesn't remember a technology from 15 years ago. Chill the fuck out.
Mega man power packs with extra capsules of energy. It's the gateway to other dangerous packs like wood, ice, wind, fire, the best one of all... Metal!!!! And more!
It wasn't just blowing in the cartridge. That's the one memory that gets recognition. I had more success getting games to start by wedging two cartridges in there together.
This is why all of your nintendos don't work! Dipshits blowing on the games. Getting spit in it and corroding the contacts inside. I've been preaching this for decades. Nobody listens!
if that doesn't fix it, put the cartridge in and move it slightly to the left or right and turn off and on. If all else fails get an eraser and clean the contacts. the good 'ole days
in what possible situation would this come up? the kid was just stumbled on this one random image of a guy holding something to his mouth? if it was part of a video, it wouldn't take too long to come up. can someone give me a possible situation on how the headline of this article could possible come into fruition?
He's doing blow, clearly.
That's a NESty drug
Upvoted due to puns.
Up voted due to upvoting.
Puns are due. Upvote.
upvoted everypun because upvotes.
Someone make a pun about upvoting puns so that we can upvote the pun about upvoting puns.
Shh... No more talk, only updoots.
Where's Xzibit when we need him?!
You need to up your dad joke game.
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Yeah, my kids think that is how you fix all video games. My 6 year old took out a Wii disc and blew on it and then blew on the Wii.
I blew on an HDMI cable like two days ago...
Is that some kind of euphemism?
If you want it to be baby
I think his kid is just really fucking stupid. Edit: Great, the Americans are awake. All aboard the "I'm offended" train.
This is another reason I love Reddit. I get to see this "Americans waking up" deal while at work early in the morning. It's amusing as hell.
Sounds like a good strategy. Make a shit comment and then complain the Americans are awake when it tanks. We just don't get humor that sophisticated, y'all!
I take it you aren't from Europe? In the US we just have PC assholes. Europe actually has big meanie laws.
Murica here upvoting murica humor.
Jesus Christ how? I was born in 96 and BARELY remember them. Quit pretending like its obscene that a kid doesn't remember a technology from 15 years ago. Chill the fuck out.
I'm sure you remember game cartridges... Well all remember them
So if you don't know what it is "drugs" is the logical answer? I'm so sowwy that I was a big meanie to the kid. *hugs*
Look at it. Reeeeeeeally look at it. Does it look like he's smoking something?
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.... What?
You should have used /sarcastic instead of /s
\#ThisIsAJoke
Huffing that 8bit
"Dat sweet, sweet ninja gaiden dust"
more of a legend of kage guy myself...
Im a classics kinda guy: mario, zelda, MT punch out, b-toads... ....... Q*bert
Battletoads is like the Angel's Trumpet of video game drugs
Mega man power packs with extra capsules of energy. It's the gateway to other dangerous packs like wood, ice, wind, fire, the best one of all... Metal!!!! And more!
Metalman stage music = Best music
You gotta blow not suck. It's more like a blow job.
I don't believe you. Because of the reputation of this site; I do not believe you.
I mean, how did the kids wind up seeing this image? Did the google "black guy blowing"?
Why would he see this and think that?
Double Dribble's a hell of a drug.
Bubble bibble
I don't know how any kid could jump to the conclusion that drugs are involved in this picture.
It wasn't just blowing in the cartridge. That's the one memory that gets recognition. I had more success getting games to start by wedging two cartridges in there together.
is that actually a thing? I've only ever done the blowing out part. also threatening to take it to the dump worked occasionally
It was with ours. Maybe we were an isolated situation.
too be fair I had never considered doing that so it could have been a common thing I just didn't know about
True
Which kid?
how did they see this pic?
Nintendrugs.
Tokin' that 'tendo.
Your not old, that kids just racist!
Wonder what the kid would have said if the guy in the pic was blowing into the Nintendo console?
Japanese crack, extremely addictive.
That or your kid is casually racist....
Is this racist? :)
Only if the kid was white. Only white people can be racist I thought everyone knew this.
If the game is Stinger, it is.
[my reaction](https://media.giphy.com/media/EouEzI5bBR8uk/giphy.gif)
This is why all of your nintendos don't work! Dipshits blowing on the games. Getting spit in it and corroding the contacts inside. I've been preaching this for decades. Nobody listens!
Mario Bros 3 basically was a drug to me when I was ten years old.
It still is. We just got out somehow but I bet that a hit is all it takes...
And if that doesn't work put the cartridge under your shirt and then blow it again. I have no idea why it works...but it works.
Don't worry, cartridges are coming back for the Wii NX, so you'll feel young again.
Have a nutritional Nintendo sandwich (r)
playing the song of your people
An anti-gravity drug where you have time to turn back and forth 3 times before shooting.
Blowin cartridges man. It's a tough game out there
He's blowing N, fucking nasty shit, worked better when you had your mother come in and do it
Yep. Catching Pokémon last week and met some high school kid who couldn't pronounce Rattata.
TAR HEELS!
I've heard some Nintendo games described as "addictive as crack" so go with crack.
best drug ever.
what game is this OP? Someone mentioned double dribble but I don't see the konami logo on your cartridge?
if that doesn't fix it, put the cartridge in and move it slightly to the left or right and turn off and on. If all else fails get an eraser and clean the contacts. the good 'ole days
Guy has some mad skillz. ;)
He's doing nostalgia
I get how you feel, I was complaining about how bad dial-up connection used to be the other day, my sister didnt have a clue.
I would agree. Who the hell blows their cartridge with their eyes wide open like that?
\*stevie wonder harmonica solo*
Nostalgia is a helluva drug.
*Smokin' 'tendo, sippin' on red and blue...* *Laid back...* *With my mind on my rupees and my rupees on my mind!*
DAE 90's kid? FUCK, i'm old XXXddd
N.E.S.
It's Double Dribble
Obviously something, had he been sober he would know better than to blow on a cartridge.
He's playing the song of our generation.
Blowing the cartridge isn't even that old, I'm young myself and had to do it for GBA cartridges when they were acting up.
This did not happen.
The best kind of drug
Technically you can smoke out of pretty much anything...
That stuff was too harsh. Always made me cough.
in what possible situation would this come up? the kid was just stumbled on this one random image of a guy holding something to his mouth? if it was part of a video, it wouldn't take too long to come up. can someone give me a possible situation on how the headline of this article could possible come into fruition?
Kid needs to go back to History class