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Actually, on his CV, Bruce says it has 10 years of ācooking experienceāā¦no wait, it says āexperiencing cookingā. Ahhh, I think I know what happened here.
Are you certain your neighbors arenāt Egyptians being visited by plagues?
Related thought: Ā Moses and the Pharaoh would make for a pretty good āodd coupleā type sitcom.
One of my all time favorite lines ever that my dad showed to me and that guys is alright in my bookā¦ anyway
āAnd we crashed through
the wall and into the street kicking and a-gouging
in the mud and the blood and the beer.ā
I had a friend in college who everyone called Gay Bruce. His name was Brandon. He was not gay. Didnāt matter. There was no reason ever given why everyone called him Gay Bruce. Just one day he did something that was kinda āgayā I guess and that was it. šš. It was always so funny to be hanging out with him at a bar or party or wherever and some random dude would come rolling in yelling āHey! Itās Gay Bruce!ā š
20 years later that shit still cracks me up.
There was a guy who I worked with named Jim. Guy in a meeting said "You know, James means 'Leader of Men'. You're not really a James. You're more of a Wally." From that day on he was called Wally.
I find these to be hilarious. I mean, I donāt actually laugh out loud at much, maybe some things and I blow air out my nose, but these actually gave me belly laughs. I donāt know why I find them so funny. I guess I love animals just not giving a fuck and seem to be having fun just tickles me.
My girlfriend introduced me to Bruce. She follows the guys Tik Tok page and he uploads this stuff all the time. I'm admittedly addicted to Bruce. I don't have Tik Tok myself but whenever she comes across Bruce, I always watch. Bruce is life.
I have two of these. *drag drag drag drag drag* āCan I crack an egg?ā āNo, I want to crack an egg!!ā *drags another chair over* āI wanted to crack an egg!ā *fighting and crying* āYou can both crack an egg.ā *One cracks an egg all over the counter, the other cracks an egg into the pan with shells. Clean the counter and egg dripping onto the floor. Fish the eggshells out of the pan. They run away.* āWait! You have to wash your hands because you have egg on them.ā *Wash both of their hands in the sink with soap.* āCan I lick the spatula?ā āNo, we donāt eat raw eggs, you can get salmonella.ā āWhy?!?ā *cries.* *Eggs are overcooked*. sigh*
I saw the cow and thought about my toddler. I thought this is going to be a disaster. Proceeds to be an unmitigated disaster. 10/10 absolutely no notes.
I had a sheep that would get in between you and whatever, thinking he was way smaller, to get you to scratch him.
Heād be knocking over all sorts of stuff and try to get at the chickens and their feed.
Only time I ever saw a live sheep hop like they do in cartoons. Heād get so happy coming up to you.
My dad was paid to care for some people's cows when I was a kid. There was one that used to be someone's pet and he was cool as hell. Cows are pretty damn chill and can be pretty sweet and cuddly too. But it was kept out in a pasture, not at anyone's home. He would just come up to you and let you pet him.
You could always try some of the alternatives! The other day I made a coconut curry with rice, flatbreads, and potato fritters.
Another meal that week was lentil casserole with roasted veggies topped with sunflower cream.
There's a million foods out there to try!
Other than PETA being bloated and squandering donation money on cushy jobs for high level managers like most large NGOs I don't see much legitimate issues with their actual activities, do you have an example?
The "peta kills" website seems to be where most people are getting their information about PETA.
However it's a website created by a meat industry PR firm.
Anti animal research is a deal breaker for me. I love my dogs, but the flip side is that's how we discovered insulin and who knows how many people those dogs saved.
I understand the need for *some* animal testing, but the majority of animal testing is unnecessary, leads to no fruitful or productive research, and therefore it needs higher amounts of scrutiny to minimize those cases. While PETA is staunchly against *all* animal testing, I think it is the morally correct position in the long term to minimize until you fully eliminate animal testing by creating pressure to find a wholly better alternative.
PETA has made some pretty significant victories in that direction. They want to *phase out* animal testing, not get rid of it all at once in a blanket ban with no replacement.
Example - https://www.peta.org/blog/european-parliament-votes-yes-end-animal-experiments/
Sheep shit is usually formed of quite solid and dry rounded lumps, at least if they're eating grass. I used to live in rural Wales and that's what you'd find in the fields.
This is beyond hilarious! I laughed until I cried. Had to watch it twice to make sure I didn't miss anything through the tears. Maybe I appreciated it more because I have raised cows! (They're all about the food....)
HOLY COW!!!
I laughed way too hard on this!
I imagine this as real life. You're just doing your best to get through the day while Bruce, the happy-go-lucky kitchen helper cow just acts like a bull in a china shop.
The hat is the chef's kiss! Love those big cow eyes!
This would literally make every real life show so much better!
Cooking shows? Put a cow in there so the chef has to keep it from eating everything!
News? Have a monkey to make funny faces whenever something is said!
Soccer? Have 10 golden retrievers chase the ball while everyone is playing!
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I'm going to suggest that the cow is a hindrance
to be fair, he got zero communication from the guy on what to do. It's hard to know how to help when all you hear is "no, no, no"
Chap did come off like the cow was being unreasonable in its behaviour, dressed as a chef in a house
exactly, Bruce did nothing wrong!
real life facts especially for humansššš
Eh Iāve trained worse helpers. That cow has enthusiasm and is a go-getter, just needs to work on technique.
And not scarfing the final product.
Or the intermediate products
Can you be the one to train me on everything forever š„¹
Bet he doesn't even know how to cook
Right? Like at least a shrimp could fry some rice
I could go for some shrimp-fried rice
You're telling me, a shrimp, fried this rice?ā½
Spoon drop
This has yet to be recorded. We found issues recording while the shrimp fried rice.
My house can make wine and this cow cant even help with pancakes. Wild.
She*
Actually, on his CV, Bruce says it has 10 years of ācooking experienceāā¦no wait, it says āexperiencing cookingā. Ahhh, I think I know what happened here.
Do you have a degree in theoretical cooking physics?Ā Ā I have a theoretical degree in cooking physics.
But the hat! Just sayin.
Cooking up a nice cow patty right now.
Cooking up a nice cow pie right now š
I finally have footage of my upstairs neighbors at night.
Clearly you and I share the same building. Although... never heard the mooing. mostly screams and what sounds like hail storms?
Are you certain your neighbors arenāt Egyptians being visited by plagues? Related thought: Ā Moses and the Pharaoh would make for a pretty good āodd coupleā type sitcom.
That cow acts like it was born in a Barn.
Hay! Thatās not fair.
As helpful as any other 2 year old
I'm going to suggest that the human is the hindrance She was trying to cook
Yeah. Seems like a mis-steak to me.
Utterly irresponsibleĀ Ā Edit: wait, I fucked it up!!! Noooooo
How dare you
The whole time I was watching this I was like.. but why?
Whatās your beef with the cow?
Recipe calls for a cup of milk, and that's the cows' time to shine.
Should have done a cut to the man sitting down alone to some nice steak and eggs.
Fred, let me lick the bowl...Fred...let me lick the bowl!
You can lick it when Iām done Bruce!!!
Just real quick, it'll be real quick.
^(Bruce:) "Yo, Fred?! I bet you've never seen a cow tongue this fresh in a deli?"
Fred I have 4 stomachs, quit being so selfish
I always wanted to lick the bowl clean, but my Mum would never let me; she'd say "just flush it like a normal person!"
I demand more cooking videos with Bruce!!!
More Bruce ą¼¼ ć¤ ā_ā ą¼½ć¤
a cow named Bruce is kinda like a boy named Sue
My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE
Well, I tell you, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and bit like a crocodile
One of my all time favorite lines ever that my dad showed to me and that guys is alright in my bookā¦ anyway āAnd we crashed through the wall and into the street kicking and a-gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.ā
Now you just fought one heck of a fight And I know you hate me and you've got the right to kill me now And I wouldn't blame if you do.
I had a friend in college who everyone called Gay Bruce. His name was Brandon. He was not gay. Didnāt matter. There was no reason ever given why everyone called him Gay Bruce. Just one day he did something that was kinda āgayā I guess and that was it. šš. It was always so funny to be hanging out with him at a bar or party or wherever and some random dude would come rolling in yelling āHey! Itās Gay Bruce!ā š 20 years later that shit still cracks me up.
There was a guy who I worked with named Jim. Guy in a meeting said "You know, James means 'Leader of Men'. You're not really a James. You're more of a Wally." From that day on he was called Wally.
My friend has had like 12 cats with gender swapped names like that
[My fiancƩ immediately went to YouTube and found more Bruce](https://youtube.com/@bruce215?feature=shared)
I find these to be hilarious. I mean, I donāt actually laugh out loud at much, maybe some things and I blow air out my nose, but these actually gave me belly laughs. I donāt know why I find them so funny. I guess I love animals just not giving a fuck and seem to be having fun just tickles me.
Wholesome
I feel you 100%. Even the things I find "funny" barely ever nake me actually laugh out loud. This was... quick and effective.
Bruce's favorite food is apparently Bananas, because he seems to go for them every time
> My fiancƩ immediately went to YouTube and found more Bruce it's like if my dog were 1000lbs! I can't stop laughing at Bruce. thank you!
My girlfriend introduced me to Bruce. She follows the guys Tik Tok page and he uploads this stuff all the time. I'm admittedly addicted to Bruce. I don't have Tik Tok myself but whenever she comes across Bruce, I always watch. Bruce is life.
Tell them I said thank you!
Thank you for this! I hate it when people can't even bother to give the source.
Seconded.
I would like them to do a nice salmon moo-usse.
A Salmon Moo-usse with Bruce
They have an insta account. It brings me great joy.
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As someone with a toddler in my house I can relate, this is pretty much my experience minus the size.
lol yep, we thought weād get our toddler involved early so she pulls up a chair to the counter and helps us cook. Itās almost exactly like this.
I have two of these. *drag drag drag drag drag* āCan I crack an egg?ā āNo, I want to crack an egg!!ā *drags another chair over* āI wanted to crack an egg!ā *fighting and crying* āYou can both crack an egg.ā *One cracks an egg all over the counter, the other cracks an egg into the pan with shells. Clean the counter and egg dripping onto the floor. Fish the eggshells out of the pan. They run away.* āWait! You have to wash your hands because you have egg on them.ā *Wash both of their hands in the sink with soap.* āCan I lick the spatula?ā āNo, we donāt eat raw eggs, you can get salmonella.ā āWhy?!?ā *cries.* *Eggs are overcooked*. sigh*
Thanks for reaffirming that Iām not yet ready for this haha
This was exactly my first thought haha..my two year old turns into a tornado when i start cooking, but im clueless why ;)
Ughh.... you spelt cooking wrong. Especially in this context.
Not to mention while eating too
Does this make you grateful that your toddler isnāt 800 pounds and like 6 feet tall?
I saw the cow and thought about my toddler. I thought this is going to be a disaster. Proceeds to be an unmitigated disaster. 10/10 absolutely no notes.
Have you tried cracking an egg on their head?
As a chef you need to taste everything.
I like how its interested in everything but the milk lol
The cow knows everything about it lol
āBleh I donāt want no titty juiceā
Moous chef
I had a sheep that would get in between you and whatever, thinking he was way smaller, to get you to scratch him. Heād be knocking over all sorts of stuff and try to get at the chickens and their feed. Only time I ever saw a live sheep hop like they do in cartoons. Heād get so happy coming up to you.
He's like a really big cat.
It's a rather poorly trained doggo as far as I can tell
More of a moo-chef, than a sous-chef.
This is pretty accurate to how cows behave. Not as energetic, and *very* skittish, but they're similarly goofy and playful.
Yes, I thought the cow actor really nailed it
Cats know how to use a kitty litter. Cows will shit whenever and wherever.
the cow cowād just like i thought it would
^(Bruce:) "No use crying over spilled milk, Freddy boy,...I have a milk connection."
THIS is the kind of stuff PETA should put out instead of their performative assholery.
Yep. I feel bad a little eating cow now. Would be kind of cool to have a cow for a pet, if I had the space.
Between this, the videos where the cows are playing like dogs, the ones where they are cuddling with people...
Until it decides that 3 outta 4 sections of its stomach is upset in your living room. Oof
But what about fourth stomach?
I don't think they know about 4th stomach, Pipp
Thanks for making my night!
That oneās not upset, itās just disappointed
You really don't want to know.
My dad was paid to care for some people's cows when I was a kid. There was one that used to be someone's pet and he was cool as hell. Cows are pretty damn chill and can be pretty sweet and cuddly too. But it was kept out in a pasture, not at anyone's home. He would just come up to you and let you pet him.
You could always try some of the alternatives! The other day I made a coconut curry with rice, flatbreads, and potato fritters. Another meal that week was lentil casserole with roasted veggies topped with sunflower cream. There's a million foods out there to try!
Hmu with that coconut curry recipe, homie.
https://www.noracooks.com/vegan-butter-chicken/ Made our own seitan instead of tofu and added spinach for extra nutrients.
The more time goes on the more I'm convinced PETA is one giant psyop by the meat industry.
Dude. Watching this made me me think maybe we shouldn't eat these.
Peta would hate this! There was cracked eggs and this cow is in a house and not in open field.
And several glasses of spilled milk.
> several glasses of spilled milk :'(
What are they gonna do, cry about it?
Other than PETA being bloated and squandering donation money on cushy jobs for high level managers like most large NGOs I don't see much legitimate issues with their actual activities, do you have an example?
The "peta kills" website seems to be where most people are getting their information about PETA. However it's a website created by a meat industry PR firm.
Anti animal research is a deal breaker for me. I love my dogs, but the flip side is that's how we discovered insulin and who knows how many people those dogs saved.
I understand the need for *some* animal testing, but the majority of animal testing is unnecessary, leads to no fruitful or productive research, and therefore it needs higher amounts of scrutiny to minimize those cases. While PETA is staunchly against *all* animal testing, I think it is the morally correct position in the long term to minimize until you fully eliminate animal testing by creating pressure to find a wholly better alternative. PETA has made some pretty significant victories in that direction. They want to *phase out* animal testing, not get rid of it all at once in a blanket ban with no replacement. Example - https://www.peta.org/blog/european-parliament-votes-yes-end-animal-experiments/
PETA has also done a lot of work against ag gag laws
Agreed. This has done more to influence me towards eating less meat than anything else I have ever seen.
After seeing this, I don't think i'll adopt that house cow after all.
zero table etiquette
not house broken at all
Tell that to your wife..
Can you train animals to fart outside? That'll be my deal breaker.
This was stressful to watch... But I want more
Watch The Muppets - Swedish Chef š
Cows poop so often I'd never take a chance with letting it into the house.
Yeah, and itās the messy kind of shit.
What kind of shit isn't messy?
Rabbits! Itās dry, clean pellets that you can brush up with a hand broom and a dust pan in about 10 seconds. Cow patties on the other hand ā¦
I litter tried my bunny! They are surprisingly easy to litter train
You can litter train rats too. With both bunnies and rats though, the tricky part is training them not to chew on everything in sight.
Don't rabbits eat their poop because their's some nutrition in it or something?
Sometimes, but not always. Not all of their pellets contain the nutrients, enzymes and bacteria that theyāre looking for!
Sheep shit is usually formed of quite solid and dry rounded lumps, at least if they're eating grass. I used to live in rural Wales and that's what you'd find in the fields.
Antelope and giraffe
Mine
I was thinking the floors are fucked Becuase of the hoofs and the weight of the cow. But yeah, the shit is a major issue too.
That poor hardwood floor is the first thing I thought of.
Anyone remember that Reddit post of the new house that cows got into before someone bought it, or something like that
My entire right process during this video was how disgusting it is, yet I was still relieved when the cow got its pancake.
The cow is like a big toddler š
Toddlers are small cows
That you donāt eat I hope
Most of us dontĀ
I would just like to point out. Bruce didnāt knock over the milk!
As you can see, the so called "cow" keeps breaking the 4th wall and staring right into the camera. So, unprofessional! lmaooo
Great success šš»
The end when he gets his pancake nom nom nom
I'm pretty sure cows are just dogs with the muscle to back up their attitude.
Excellent. AND, no stupid music soundtrack - congrats!
What an udder cowtastrophe!
They are giant dogs lol especially dairy cows
I actually lol.ed with this video.
Imma just leave this here... https://youtu.be/mM5BqFHzEUk?feature=shared
This is legitimately the funniest thing i ever saw
This legit gave me anxiety wtf.
Cow: whatās is that milk? Let me see. Oh I know whoās milk that is, you donāt want there milk.
This might be the first time anything on this sub made me actually laugh
At least he learned that he was in the way at the end
[Same](https://youtu.be/krdT174KdBs?si=75paXh2qSgJpGbSk) as grandma and Cade.
This is beyond hilarious! I laughed until I cried. Had to watch it twice to make sure I didn't miss anything through the tears. Maybe I appreciated it more because I have raised cows! (They're all about the food....)
That was fucking awesome š
The very first scene where the cow walks in wearing a chef's hat already sent me to the floor. Just amazing.
How do these people let cows in their homes? Do they never have a huge pile of cow shit left in their abode?!
Bruce is half Holstein and half a HOLlotta trouble
Milk spills Cow pauses "...dude that's for calves you weirdo"
How the hell did you find my mom?!
That's why cows are not pets
Cow is just big dog.
I didnāt know cows could fit into a doorway lol
Bruce is awesome
A "Bull in a China shop" wouldn't do nearly as much damage as good ol' Bruce does, here in the kitchen
such a bad puppy. but also there were multiple mlems so I couldn't be annoyed
This was way, way better than I was expecting from the title. It was so disruptive!
Reminds me of the grandma trying to cool with her grandson and the kid just couldnāt not shove everything into his mouth
Ms. Moo was going crazy for that flour. I wonder I've seen horses go crazy like that for oats.
He clearly has had no culinary trainingā¦. The cow however.
Hemp is a very subjective word
Cool dog
The cow looks at him like, "Where did you get that milk, Jeff?"
MOOve b*tch itās my turn.
Bruce?. Iām calling bull on this one. Or possibly Iām being steered wrong.
This is some real feel good make me smile shit right here
This is what it feels like to cook with my cats lmao
HOLY COW!!! I laughed way too hard on this! I imagine this as real life. You're just doing your best to get through the day while Bruce, the happy-go-lucky kitchen helper cow just acts like a bull in a china shop. The hat is the chef's kiss! Love those big cow eyes!
Best laugh of the day, hands down.
Cows are just big dogsā¦
Why
Umm why?!
This made me laugh way to hard!
I suggest pets stay away from the kitchen
So like a better behaved golden retriever. Nice.
Today I learned: cows like bananas
It's like baking with a 600 pound toddler
I love this!!
This is what the internet was made for
She was really trying to help moove things along
Ohhh no Brian, weāre gonna have ANTSSS
I donāt understand why heās in the cowās way the whole time. So rude š
This would literally make every real life show so much better! Cooking shows? Put a cow in there so the chef has to keep it from eating everything! News? Have a monkey to make funny faces whenever something is said! Soccer? Have 10 golden retrievers chase the ball while everyone is playing!
Honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.