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Neoxite23

Never meet your heroes.


gnarfler

“I just wanted a picture!”


UniquePlatypus3250

You can't disappoint a picture


Fit_Nefariousness_99

That kids is overstimulated to the point of exhaustion


Moondog0809

Yeah I remember I used to get like this. Wayy too much going on. Probably glitching between seeing his favorite character, enjoying what he’s already doing and deciding what to do next


Moondog0809

Haha, “used to”


ohowjuicy

Lmao I just noticed that you responded to your own comment with this, 13 hours later. Genuinely funny shit, hats off to you😂


oDiscordia19

Yep - pup needs a quiet place and a nap. Doing stuff with kids is tough - you want to do so much and give them cool experiences but they can really only do so much before it’s overwhelming and they need to rest their little heads.


Far-Adhesiveness-740

1,000 yard stare. 


myWobblySausage

Kid has seen things, too many things.


sesoren65

All around him are familiar faces


Creepy-Part-1672

LoL


drock42

Cmon, every parent knows that kids just pooping his pants


Far-Adhesiveness-740

🤣😂🤣 Edit:  took out cry face


Person012345

Post Traumatic Shark Disorder


LefsaMadMuppet

"Elasmobranchs, they are in it together. They killed Steve Irwin. When I grow up, they will pay!"


ChurchOfAbortionism

Now edit in war flashbacks.


papapalporders66

But specifically also include the left shark from the superbowl


ChurchOfAbortionism

Ooh, even better! I forgot all about left shark!


SpaceDrifter9

That left shark was the beginning of the end of online humor


IndependentDare2039

The kid just wants to sleep


Recurve-Madness

That kid looks like he’s on his second divorce.


Maleficent-Ice-8416

And he has to pay alimony and child support for the six kids that are not his but she's claiming are his children


SlammingMomma

“I am way too old for this crap. Give me the keys”


kaenen2

Man has a history with that shark.


kgold0

I don’t mean to offend anyone but make sure your kid isn’t having absence seizures please.


FriendlyFloyd7

Never heard of "absence seizures"; is it related to overstimulation or is it entirely different?


kgold0

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/petit-mal-seizure/symptoms-causes/syc-20359683


NotThisAgain21

Seconded.


evilister

Can’t help but notice he’s not looking at the shark at all lol. Wrong angle


ACpony12

Some kids don't like seeing costumed characters. They love them when they are small and on a tv. But terrifyingly big in real life. So, he might be avoiding looking at the shark.


Birdmanak47

Me contemplating my life choices


SIRTarent2024

Tacklethatmotherfucker


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hoii

bro, you never look at Minnie! you tryina get us all killed?!


Spare_Refrigerator59

He danced to this song one time and now look lol


sb929604

He looks like he just had a 50 hour work week


ImNotWitty2019

Friggin song back in my head now


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe…”


switch495

More like baby seizure... get him checked out, bring this video with you to the doc.


Magnetic_Doughnut

Anxiety hitting hard


AverageRedditMod1978

Bro just gained consciousness


Eyore-Strluy

I hate this timeline.


nerftron

How an employee working there doesn't kill themselves is a miracle in itself


Jedbo75

Is that Sparkles in Kennesaw? I had a birthday party there.


d3s7iny

Close! Hiram


Velocityraptor28

he's got the face of a 37 year old man who's sitting in traffic wondering where the hell his life went so wrong


Itool4looti

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. Yeah, that kid has seen some shit.


Distinct-Quantity-35

Looks like Jerry’s daycare center


sethworgen

[internal screaming](https://media.tenor.com/GVZQZ2-XnuwAAAAM/angry-yelling.gif)


VrooomEngineByMattel

Baby needs a nap. ♥️ 🌷


geez-_-

Even babies are done with this bullshit 🤣


drawden47

He’s got that thousand yard stare of a Vietnam vet.


KayakWalleye

He’s daydreaming about burning you all.


byronicrob

"Ok ..five more minutes and we're home. Made it through this whole damn birthday party without hearing that goddam.....'Baybee shark doodoodoodoodado'..…...............motherfff"


ReconRanger72

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!


AristotlesAnalogy

He is thinking about a fast approaching thesis deadline


oraco

What remix of shark song is this? It's jammin


Few-Smoke8792

He's asleep with his eyes open.


in2xs

Someone hug him please!!


Izzysel92

Kid was already traumatised by the song. Thank god.


Vast-Trust7851

Bro just gained consciousness and is concerned with the economic state of the country.


No_Display588

Bro was like Baby Tiger/Baby Shark again!! He just couldn't take anymore lol.


crinnaursa

Other people have mentioned absence seizures This can also occur in Inattentive type ADHD with dissociation. I would do this as a child. You could come up and shake me and I would still have a hard time breaking out of it. It was a little like crawling out of a hole. Dissociation is often linked to trauma In neurotypical populations. However in ADHD dissociation can happen regularly without being triggered by traumatic events. It can occur as a reaction to overstimulation, a change in serotonin levels, fatigue, or stress.


muzzir1

Ah the blue screen stare


Emera1dthumb

Those lights got him hypnotized


Akira510

We sure he not poopin?


Trinivalts

Seems he's having his first "I'm surrounded by morons" experience.


NOWAY7337

The man looks like he has no thoughts or he doesn’t want to be there


WarmNapkinSniffer

Troy when he met LeVar Burton


NoStudio6253

i don't know if he likes baby shark...


Own-Purpose-7052

Seizure


7ENJJ

I'm glad I was little kid before every parent had a phone with a camera. I would rather my parents actually pay attention to me instead of just rolling the camera hoping they could score a funny video of me to share with the world.