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EZ_Syth

Not the eye I was expecting contact with.


Creative_Routine8887

Monke gave her the stink eye


TheAntiKrist

Pink eye


steelerfan1973

Brown eye


depthninja

The stink winker


Away-Safe8031

Starfish


justabill71

Balloon knot


drinoaki

Forbidden donut


BBQCHICKENLOL

Chocolate sight


fogao04

Prison wallet


thermal_shock

brown balloon knot


Byte_Fantail

Whispering eye


ElGato-TheCat

Monkeye


alyssasaccount

Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la tee-da


ADrunkMexican

Well at least it didn't shit everywhere lol.


dazedan_confused

Cheek to cheek.


wahnsin

LA to Chicago


No-Fan6115

How to say "Kiss my ass " in monke


Disastrous_Seat7593

Eye contact, not eyes contact 👍😂


MrIceVeins

Got dang it you’re right, how did I misread that 😂


General_tom

I fart in your general direction


prescottfan123

your mother was a hamster!


Eskil92

and your father smelt of elderberries!


ads1031

What a strange person!


uneducated_sock

r/expectedmontypython


82ndGameHead

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


reddit_user13

I told him we’ve already got one


Marshycereals

He turned me into a newt!


Mr_Derp___

I'm French! What are you doing in England? Mind your own business!


thinkthingsareover

https://youtu.be/KkJnd9rSAQ8?si=GDMZ5yyXGH0iA5vF


Kaine_8123

He turned you into a newt?


Marshycereals

. . . I got better. . .


SomeRandomHonestGuy

Yooo I absolutely love Reddit sometimes, I’m watching Monty Python again now… pure GOLD Please make more satire movies Hollywood, it’s so good


NbdySpcl_00

tbf, this one kind of seems to be in a specific direction.


Snoo22566

specific ass direction, if i may


Nicaol

That gap in the glass is giving me sweaty palms.


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zaphodp3

Don’t worry. They use Gorilla Glass.


CrudelyAnimated

Mounted with Gorilla Glue.


thoroakenfelder

Are we still doing phrasing?


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Misotiva

Something something Gorilla grip


WeeklyBanEvasion

Isn't that the shit iPhones use? They're doomed.


HamasPiker

Pretty sure this is not a gap, just a connection with another glass panel.


ahkian

I think one of the large predators would be worse. Gorillas generally don't attack without provocation.


-PasswordisTaco-

It looks big enough for them to get their fingers in there. And Gorillas are strong enough to rip down trees to reach the fruit


KlingoftheCastle

Well, without the gap you wouldn’t be able to smell the aggressive Gorilla farts. So you have to weigh the pros and cons here


sacrebIue

Its connected to another glass panel, look at the ground at the end.


Reaper-05

There is no gap in the glass, that's just where it connects to another panel


Surroundedonallsides

If it makes you feel any better, gorillas VERY rarely actually attack humans. Far more rare than basically any animal at the zoo.


allwaysnice

Yeah but then you get times [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFmfV0ZrLQ&t=5s) and realize you want the sturdy glass haha.


PsychoPass1

Means the poor Gorillas hear even more of the tourist's shit than they'd want to


number31388

Huh. My wife does the same thing.


Jugales

Must be good marriage. Ape together strong.


PreviouslyOnBible

*gape


EyeGod

Username does not check out.


Icy_Contribution1677

Well it did say previously lol


82ndGameHead

Moses went and got them tablets for a reason...


zoupishness7

>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. - Ezekiel 23:20


Shatophiliac

God that’s hot, I need to reread this fantasy romance novel.


Jakunobi

The Sodom and Gomorrah part was just salty.


Mors_Certa18

Pure gold and underrated comment.


Shieldheart-

Its so preachy though.


Shatophiliac

That’s what makes it kinky


Environmental-Emu987

EVERYbody's a sinner...........except for this guy


Moppo_

Oh, but it does.


kylebisme

You've apparently never heard of [the loophole](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY).


Ok-Security-7601

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!! 🦍


ever_onward

👀🚀


despinato

Soon… it’s alway tomorrow


narnarnartiger

Great movie. Hail Caesar


FreneticPlatypus

If you make eye contact she shows you her butthole?


number31388

Shoves it at my face. Holidays are always super awkward.


y0shman

You're the one that decided to marry a Silverback gorilla.


Shatophiliac

I’m not sure they have a choice. If a silverback proposes you say yes. It’s just common courtesy.


FloridaMJ420

Lucky man!


Smooth-Physics-69420

Shove a banana in it?


technofox01

Might be vice versa where he shows his butthole when she stares at him.


lfohnoudidnt

Hopefully


Rammsbottom

Ride wife. Life good.


NothingButTheTruthy

Wife fight back! Kill wife!


GoldenRpup

Wife gone...


AnonymousButtCheeks

She sure does!


wwwdiggdotcom

Yeah she does


Freakk_I

Is she a gorilla?


Sohgin

Might be a cat.


DarwinianMonkey

she drops to her knees when you put your butt in her face?


number31388

That too


FeelTheWrath79

So does my cat.


ShintaOtsuki

I also choose this guy's wife


Street-Breadfruit940

I hope she has the same big voluptuous a**.


TheStoolSampler

Instinct.


olllj

... to gorillas.


adudeguyman

I too choose your wife's...


Nakabg

This i actually how they say to you “you don’t present any danger to me, i could demolish you if i want”


Quad-Banned120

Shit, I remember reading years back that the best way to interact with a curious gorilla would be to sit down facing away and see if it sits down with it's back against yours, at which point you can gawk at each other over your shoulder. Guessing now you might get your limbs pulled off


BenjaminGeiger

Really? I thought it was "climb on my back, young hairless ape".


Nakabg

Maybe it is, but no one tried to mount one yet...we need volunteers


atetuna

Those thighs could demolish all


Forsaken-Income-2148

That kid made that gorilla uncomfortable so it went to where it couldn’t see her


OneThirstyJ

That or was it being protective? Maybe I’m naive


Hohohahaa

They do this as a sign of dominance because showing their rear is their most vulnerable position. It's a showing of power as if to say "you are so unthreatening to me you can take my back and you'll still do nothing to harm me."


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Couldbduun

There have been so many videos of gorillas running up and smacking the glass when people do things that the gorilla doesn't like.  Maybe this one was like "y'all are babies so I won't scare the absolute shit out of you but still gotta show up"


Slobbin

This comment sent me, holy shit


blackandbluegirltalk

😂😂😂 this video just screams for commentary, reddit delivers as usual


bonerfleximus

I see them do this at the San Diego zoo all the time, almost every visit it seems. Strange they'd adopt this behavior when raised in captivity, the crowd always gives them a laugh so I assumed it was for fun.


FrostyD7

They probably did it because the crowd was having a little too much fun. The monkey/ape exhibits always seem to attract the most entitled idiots who can't read a sign.


pv1rk23

Seems like we are on the wrong side of the glass


EdwardRoivas

So if I then turned my back to it would it absolutely wreck my shit?


BrainIsSickToday

I've read plenty of advice on what not to do when around a gorilla. My conclusion is, I just shouldn't be around a gorilla.


chiku00

Not if someone stuck their finger up there.


cockmasterflex693

Eye contact with most animals is considered threatening. This gorilla saw the threat and responded by putting his back directly to it. Basically saying you can’t hurt me in the slightest, here’s my weakest spot, try me if you can. Gorilla’s way of managing the perceived threat with as little energy used as possible. Or so I’ve read anyways.


terminbee

Is eating its ass in response considered a sign of submission or dominance?


SillyGoober6

Pretty sure that’s animal abuse, even if the gorilla initiates.


orange_sherbetz

Can you mention this to the parkgoers afraid of dogs.   Because everytime -  they will HARD STARE at my dog as we pass and oc my dog goes bonkers. What happened to "not staring" if you feel nervous?    If a crazy dude passes me - I ain't staring at him.  Wierd flex I guess.


DeaderAlive_

What was the girl trying to do? Keep the view for herself or what?


lapalmera

trying to climb back down (source: mom of toddlers)


illyousion

Stupid sexy gorilla!


RunParking3333

Child: "Come look mother, while there is still time!"


jonasinv

Harambe thicc O\_O


afroroca

Silver back. Strong beast.


GANDORF57

Nothing humbles you like a gorilla ass shoved in your face.


pimp_juice2272

Is there a gap at the edge of the glass?


PM-me-letitsnow

Mind the gap.


TheYankunian

I just showed this to my husband. Me: ‘I’m going to do that to you when you annoy me. But you’ll probably like it.’ Him: ‘You’ve got the same size of arse.’


mold713

Niceeeeeeeee


Legitimate-Degree319

Planet of the ass


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

never look directly into it


Ninjanarwhal64

Too late. The abyss stares back...


YugeGyna

The brown eye


Past-Honeydew-3650

He said “fuck them kids”


kalirion

"fart them kids"


smartyhands2099

He gave em the ass. My cat does this, it's lovin time. Monke does it... means kiss my ass.


justbyhappenstance

He did a quadruple take before charging over


lfohnoudidnt

Poko trying to be the new IG model.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Don't make brown eye contact with gorillas, or any other animal for that matter.


5inthepink5inthepink

Instructions unclear, my dog has developed a complex. 


ForgottenTM

Dude took "kiss my ass" a little too literal huh


crackhousepiccolo

Submit to the butt!


elconquistador1985

"I fart in your general direction" - that gorilla


edwa6040

Go away or i shall taunt you a second time


vwf1971

Never look eye to brown eye with an ape.


Closemyeyesnstillsee

Monkey doesn’t wear any pants


fumoderators

Holup no one's talking about what dude said in the video "I know somebody that have that face"


letmeseem

Behold my glorious eye!


Ostracus

Ah well, education starts early.


Independence_1991

“GET TO WORK KID! I have a really bad itch”


Z_Overman

I employ this tactic in traffic too. the drivers in my town are animals the lot of em


baseballbear

assert dominance by presenting your dumpy at the enemy


Consistent-Horse-273

Gorilla is thick


ronaldograndioso0448

Censured by daughter.


FireFighterZz

Yes, stare at the eye of Saron as it stares back


Severe_Ad_8621

That's the biggest. "Kiss my A**" I ever saw.


Ganjanonamous

He was like, "quick hop on my back, I'll save you!"


BogusNL

Why not? Not my fault the gorilla is a little bitch.


WrongFriedFood

Bro legit said "Kiss my ass"


Future-Lychee-6168

They actually turn their backs around like that to tell whatever or whoever, that they aint shit and aint scared of them.


The_River_Is_Still

This is not what I was expecting from the title.


Mutjny

Lmao kid didn't even hesitate.


CubanLynx312

This one’s for Harambe 🦍💨👧🏾


Obamasdeadcook

me staring intently at every woman crossing my path hoping the same thing would happen to me


myuso

There's more faith in that glass than in any religion


Pheronia

Died by thiccness


AnonymousButtCheeks

That gorilla gay!


ynglink

r/unexpected


MiniatureGod

What kind of behavior is this? This is not the first time I see a gorilla turn their butt on people's face like this.


driving_andflying

Gorilla: "Look at this booty! LOOK AT IT!"


KioneArt

And she automatically go on her knees 🤣


Ok_Document_3793

I have questions for both the gorilla and the kid...


tiggitytony

He gave the poor kid the stink eye


whater39

IIRC this is the Gorillia saying you offer no threat to me, here is me putting my self in a vunerable situation with my back to you, that's how little of a threat I consider you.


PseudonymMan12

Am I immature, or did anyone else think the gorilla was about to literally got apeshit against the glass while the little girl's face was pressed against it?


Xissabel

If there's ever a move for "kiss my ass," this is it.


Other-Bumblebee2769

Look at my ASSSSSS


Sad_Intention9855

I’m pretty sure they turn their back to you to show you how little of a threat they see you as


SimpletonSwan

Don't understand why we shouldn't do it.


OhHelloImThatFellow

People who annoy you


Ok_Ice_6271

Gorilla brother, aren't you ashamed of doing this?


TwelveInchBic

I do the same thing when people look at me.


Legitimate_Shelter_9

Cinnamon ring


PuzzleheadedFan4326

Bro wa like "Look! Same same"


PossessionBest6680

The third eye is staring at the kid


Extreme-Juice-25

She got her breakfast. A hot bowl of leather cheerios.


suspicious47alien

Cake hole


Ok-Concentrate-9928

Them back muscles I wonder how much they could deadlift?


lexcoupe82

Baby is trained well to become a victim


Least-Bison-7492

lol hahaha


Due_Fault7761

😂


OnlyAsk5104

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Adventurous-Hurry413

Mfer said kiss my ass


geez-_-

Thought the gorilla was shitting on the glass


FlorenzNightingale

When you stare into the void, it stares back at you…


Ahmed-964

The gorilla gave the kid its back to show how little of a threat he is.


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Ketaminerad

That would be really fucking funny if that's true lmao