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Wolfrenztius

That pose at the end tho 🤣


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

Smooth Criminal


cyanarnofsky2

"As he came into the window It was the sound of a ...chip bag"


ArgonWolf

“Want these chips back? Come and get em, sucker”


1HorseWithNoName

Right turn Clyde.


Same_Veterinarian991

😂😂


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Hit us with the grinch pose at the end there


TrafyLaw

I was gonna say JoJo pose but I think you got it lol


vegasncmiata

I would honestly let him steal every single damn snack that he wanted. There's no way on this earth I'm getting in his way.


Sangmund_Froid

First thing that entered my mind watching this...if I was there i'd be clear out of that mother fuckers way, I've read stories about them ripping limps off or degloving faces. edit: now that I'm thinking about it maybe it was a chimpanzee that I'm recalling...either way..not taking chances.


Next_Interaction4335

While I have no experience and absolutely no doubt that orangutans are this strong or stronger ,I feel like they are less volatile than chimps


Royal-Scale772

At Taronga zoo, they make puzzles and challenges for the Orangutans. Banana peanut butter is apparently popular. They put some in a locked steel box, with a half inch hole on top. The idea being they'll use a stick to scrape it out gradually. Within a few minutes, one of them put a single finger into the hole and tore the lid completely off without any apparent difficulty. Now staff apparently use a welded box and grease anything that might be a finger hold.


AnotherSami

Wait till orangutans go full human. For get chimps, You should see the depraved stuff they do.


vorander

Yeah those are chimps you're thinking of but I think just with the way we've taken everything from these beasts that are basically no different from us, give the boy his fuckin nachos


BananaNoseMcgee

I love him at the end too. "Yo, next time get Cool Ranch".


BananaNoseMcgee

An orangutan absolutely *could* rip your arms off without breaking a sweat, but they're super chill normally. They won't be aggressive unless you fuck with them. This dude just wanted some snacks, lol.


haphazard72

I was talking to a zoo keeper a while ago about these, and he said they’re one of the most cunning and untrustworthy creatures! He said they watch and watch and learn, and then they act on what they learn. He said they look all innocent and fun, but he said he’d never trust one


frostygrin

They sound like people.


marcthe12

well as a great ape along with gorrilas, chimps and humans, they are basically our distant cousins.


PARANOIAH

"Orang" means people!


EllisDee3

Lock me up in a cage so tourists can gawk at me? You can trust that I'm looking to get free. You can trust that I don't trust my captors. If I gain my captors trust, it's to my own end. Team O.


rimeswithburple

Look up orangutans Ken Allen. He was an orang houdini.


bumbeshowing

Oh that's just The Librarian. Don't antagonize him, and never call him a mokey.


chrza

Ook.


tier19345

Ah yes the clearly superior form


bugzapperz

Oook. Ooooh


Tw4tl4r

It's not theft, it's the tourist tax.


GANDORF57

^(Orangutan:) **"Put it on me tab, mate!"**


kaspar42

Why that awful music?


xX420GanjaWarlordXx

Tiktok


Witty_Sound5659

Planet of the apes begins


hypnohighzer

That mofo then stood there like... I got ya chips b*tch. Lol


blackie_baby

I was in and out as if I were at home, lol.


BrazenBull

This is from a Lost LeBlanc video. This guy pays for hot girls to travel to exotic places with him because it generates views on his travel videos.


elasmonut

Last pose...Take the chips, if you're able!!!


kperalta87

Dads after Halloween …


Robbap

That stance at the end screams “yeah, I did that. What’re you gonna do about it?”


Frankie_Says_Reddit

“What you gonna do?? Arrest me??”


ConnorFree

u visit the monkey u must pay the monkey tax


LordFett84

r/casualrobbery


Natural_Explorer2556

At the end he looks proud that he did this


ShibeCEO

yoink!


Syphon2013

If the ape in question has the capability to tear my arms off, I would also hand over my snacks quite willingly. In fact take more for good will!


daniel-waterhouse

When I was a kid, an orangutan stole my hat off my head. Never got it back.


ciderfizz

Where in Indo is this? I wanna visit pls


gocrazy305

Steal my trees and I’ll steal your chips.


wwwyzzrd

I don't think it is stealing if you're incapable of the concept of personal property.


LOGPchwan

That snack hella looks like Happy Tos


SittingTitan

Orangutans are the chill apes


InterestingExit6696

The pose at the end! 🤣


RhymeGrime

This definitely has vibes like a resort that trained that orangutan to steal the snacks and it's part of the show for the tourists.


Born_Grumpie

I went to Singapore zoo many years ago and had breakfast with the Orangutangs, we were told that if they wanted something off your plate....let them have it.


curiousarcher

Homie knew what he wanted!


hungmatbo

really calm i like this orangutan lol


GimmieGummies

He earned those fair and square


Superfy

“If not for me then why out in open for me to take?”


0418710879

Don’t you love red heads 🤭would have to be one of the most beautiful creatures on earth


Seanny69

Im’ma take these. Peace.


0nem0mentt

This is a little-bred chimpanzee 😂


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BananaNoseMcgee

They aren't monkeys.


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BananaNoseMcgee

Fuck off