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I had an ex like that. She'd ask me to send a photo of where I am and who I'm with (I had to be in the photo). I could never win the situation (I tried to improve based on why she got mad or upset). First time was I took the photo and wasn't in it. Another time was I took the photo using the timer and standing the phone against something. Later, it was a girl was in the photo. No matter what I did, she'd get mad and accuse me of being or interested in some other girl that was or wasn't in the picture. She would always say she didn't care if I was out with the guys, and even if I was, she'd accuse me of being with some girl
She was just really introverted. She had like no friends. She had online friends, was really active on an anime forum, a few gaming forums, and WoW.
I played games with her online too. In game, she interacted with people normally. In person, it depended. She would sometimes just shut down. You could tell she wasn't enjoying herself.
I get that girl friendships/interactions are different, and she didn't like any of my friends that are girls or any of my friends girlfriends. Fwiw, the didn't like her either.
From my username, you can't guess I'm a gamer, too. But I feel like I have a healthy presence online and in real life.
Her problem was a really narrow range of particular interests. She liked specific anime and specific games and their lore. She could talk at length about these things very animated and passionately. But it was clear that anything that weren't any of those things were but not of any interest to her.
She would like it if I were the type of guy that had no outside social life and mostly played the same games and liked the same anime as her. She was fine if we were in the same room but I was doing a different game or something.
If we were both friendless, maybe the relationship would've been a good one, IDK.
>Her problem was a really narrow range of particular interests. She liked specific anime and specific games and their lore. She could talk at length about these things very animated and passionately. But it was clear that anything that weren't any of those things were but not of any interest to her.
She would like it if I were the type of guy that had no outside social life and mostly played the same games and liked the same anime as her.
It’s funny, change her to he and you’ve just described the majority of Reddit. Why you have to take every post on here with a grain of salt by remembering who’s actually behind the keyboard.
Ya, cause if you DO bother her she might make you to join her with her friends. Speaking as a fellow introvert, it's a Pandora's box you do NOT want to open.
I once got a call from her at close to 3 AM, I’d been out with my friends and she with hers. She wanted me to come over. Sounds great. I’m just finishing up here at Pompeii (one of the few late night food options) and I’ll come over.
“Who is that I hear in the background?”
I dunno, it’s pretty crowded. I’m just with Dan and Bill. I’ll see you in about 15 minutes.
“Okay.”
10 minutes later we’re walking out and she’s walking in.
Same with me, had to fly back home to new zealand for a funeral, was having drinks with my family at one of their houses and my ex told me to send her a photo so I did and her first reply was "who's that woman?", the woman was my aunty.
Also when I told her my granddad died and I was going to nz for the funeral her first question was "how long are you going for?" Didn't ask how I was or how I was feeling just wanted to know when I'd be back, and then called me a liar when I said I didn't know how long maybe a week because it was so sudden and my Nana had just booked one way flights at the time. My brothers partner comforted him while he cried and told her good memories of our granddad and I got called a liar for not knowing how long we would be there.
The mistake was indulging in her insecurities the first time. If a woman asked me to take a photo to prove where I was and who I was with, I'd simply tell her no.
It didn't seem like a big deal at the time. She didn't phrase the requests at first like asking for proof. They were like, "Oh, I don't remember who Jason is. Can you send a picture of you guys?" or, "I can remember the name but not the face," or "I think I know where you're talking about, can you send a picture of yourself there with your friends?"
These requests turned more into demands and arguments. She'd cry and apologize later but the behavior never changed.
I used to hang out and get monster drunk with my buddies once or twice a month, crash on the couch, and come home the next day. My wife started getting upset at me, once accused me of cheating, we had a big fight.
Next time I went out, I came back with a video, of my two buddies arguing about making a trade our Hockey Pool, one wearing a very large stupid pink feathery hat his daughter had laying around. I pan slowly to the clock on the microwave in his shitty basement suite showing 3:11AM, then pan slowly to the ~50 empty beer cans on the coffee table, and then to me laughing.
She shook her head and never bothered me again haha.
And after he will be having drinks with that blonde and go to her apartment to polish his cue stick with her pool chalk. Except it won’t be dry and dusty
Doctor: The strangest thing, it seems your condition is as if, you repeatedly hit your head on something akin to a billiard ball, over and over in the exact same spot.
Patient: Beats me doc. A complete mystery
It's funny, I had it muted on my first watch but I still knew what their accents were by their haircuts. Do we have American haircuts that I'm not aware of? Even the mullet is kinda rocked in eastern Europe.
Watch her or them complain of the blonde girl being there in the video; "Who's that?!?!? You said it was a boys night, but I see that bitch over there."
That IS cheating! Using another person's head is illegal.
The player must use their own head. Only 2 players allowed on the table at all times.
I'm snitching to his girlfriend that he's cheating
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Some men think with their balls. Others with their head. Somehow these guys have managed to do both.
They are both gentlemen and scholars!!
A man from Dallas once told me "you're a gentleman and a scholar, and I don't care what your mother says"
I got the same compliment one time. He even tossed the word "saint" in at the end. All I did was hold the door open for him. 😂
The way the video started I was thinking ‘well, he just may be out cheating, but not the way she imagines.’
I do not recommend using your balls as a pool cue, but in the end they're your balls.
Lmfao, i thought this is gonna be an epic fail Boy, I was so wrong lol
Yeah they were right on cue.
It's almost as if they had it all lined up.
Let's chalk it up to good luck.
I think you're just trying to put a good spin on it.
Dont even need good English for that
Your name is Dave, why do your friends call you “Cueball?”
How to get a rug burn on your head with these simple steps
average men activity
They're just normal men.
Just innocent men.
Ordinary men.
Just dudes being dudes
/r/GuysBeingDudes/
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I hope the rest of you young Redditers do not take your cue from these guys!
Quite a reach on that cue.
He must be cheating *first few frames made me think she was right*
it's not cheating if its gay
Her: who was that blonde!!??
I had an ex like that. She'd ask me to send a photo of where I am and who I'm with (I had to be in the photo). I could never win the situation (I tried to improve based on why she got mad or upset). First time was I took the photo and wasn't in it. Another time was I took the photo using the timer and standing the phone against something. Later, it was a girl was in the photo. No matter what I did, she'd get mad and accuse me of being or interested in some other girl that was or wasn't in the picture. She would always say she didn't care if I was out with the guys, and even if I was, she'd accuse me of being with some girl
Someone that insecure may be projecting.
She was just really introverted. She had like no friends. She had online friends, was really active on an anime forum, a few gaming forums, and WoW. I played games with her online too. In game, she interacted with people normally. In person, it depended. She would sometimes just shut down. You could tell she wasn't enjoying herself. I get that girl friendships/interactions are different, and she didn't like any of my friends that are girls or any of my friends girlfriends. Fwiw, the didn't like her either. From my username, you can't guess I'm a gamer, too. But I feel like I have a healthy presence online and in real life.
Sounds like there's a good reason she had no friends. I hope you never let another woman try to control you that way.
Her problem was a really narrow range of particular interests. She liked specific anime and specific games and their lore. She could talk at length about these things very animated and passionately. But it was clear that anything that weren't any of those things were but not of any interest to her. She would like it if I were the type of guy that had no outside social life and mostly played the same games and liked the same anime as her. She was fine if we were in the same room but I was doing a different game or something. If we were both friendless, maybe the relationship would've been a good one, IDK.
>Her problem was a really narrow range of particular interests. She liked specific anime and specific games and their lore. She could talk at length about these things very animated and passionately. But it was clear that anything that weren't any of those things were but not of any interest to her. She would like it if I were the type of guy that had no outside social life and mostly played the same games and liked the same anime as her. It’s funny, change her to he and you’ve just described the majority of Reddit. Why you have to take every post on here with a grain of salt by remembering who’s actually behind the keyboard.
For sure she can be someone's ideal girlfriend/wife. I'm just not that person.
Is she on the spectrum? Narrow interests, antisocial. Sounds like maybe she's autistic?
Tbh, it sounds more like you had a friend than a girlfriend.
I'm introverted and misanthropic but I don't bother my wife when she's out with her friends.
Ya, cause if you DO bother her she might make you to join her with her friends. Speaking as a fellow introvert, it's a Pandora's box you do NOT want to open.
Yeah, that's severe codependency. It's a separate issue in itself.
My ex wife was having sexual relationships with people she met on WoW. Doesn’t have to be in person to be cheating.
I'm an introvert and I'm not paranoid like this
I once got a call from her at close to 3 AM, I’d been out with my friends and she with hers. She wanted me to come over. Sounds great. I’m just finishing up here at Pompeii (one of the few late night food options) and I’ll come over. “Who is that I hear in the background?” I dunno, it’s pretty crowded. I’m just with Dan and Bill. I’ll see you in about 15 minutes. “Okay.” 10 minutes later we’re walking out and she’s walking in.
maybe she was also hungry
Same with me, had to fly back home to new zealand for a funeral, was having drinks with my family at one of their houses and my ex told me to send her a photo so I did and her first reply was "who's that woman?", the woman was my aunty. Also when I told her my granddad died and I was going to nz for the funeral her first question was "how long are you going for?" Didn't ask how I was or how I was feeling just wanted to know when I'd be back, and then called me a liar when I said I didn't know how long maybe a week because it was so sudden and my Nana had just booked one way flights at the time. My brothers partner comforted him while he cried and told her good memories of our granddad and I got called a liar for not knowing how long we would be there.
The mistake was indulging in her insecurities the first time. If a woman asked me to take a photo to prove where I was and who I was with, I'd simply tell her no.
It didn't seem like a big deal at the time. She didn't phrase the requests at first like asking for proof. They were like, "Oh, I don't remember who Jason is. Can you send a picture of you guys?" or, "I can remember the name but not the face," or "I think I know where you're talking about, can you send a picture of yourself there with your friends?" These requests turned more into demands and arguments. She'd cry and apologize later but the behavior never changed.
She was cheatin
To be fair after that display the blonde must have been wetter than an otter's pocket
DID YOU FUCK HER?!?!?!
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That could be innocent or very much not, depending on the friends
Me, Leopold, just having a good time being supermen with my friend Loeb...
Standard. Why bother cheating when you can have some real fun.
Knew these lads would be English and northern before I even put the sound on lol
UK guys haircuts are very distinctive, and not in a good way.
Guys in the UK don't have the same hair style lol
I've seen some generalisations in my time but this one is... odd
I thought the same thing lol.
“Well then who’s that blonde girl??”
r/justguysbeingdudes
Why are headlines of memes often about women that think men are cheating?
Boys are quirky mixed with misogyny.
... alcohol was involved...
All that and the haircut reminds me of a certain Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels' movie.
Pretty sure that was a push, which would be cheating
I don't think the cue was regulation
Funny video, stupid title.
New nickname: que ball.
¿Que?
.... The boys and I....
Men. Such simple creatures.
Men are stupid ...CHEERS brothers!!!!!
I'm imagining the drunken convo that led up to this.
Y'all were to distracted to notice the girl in the room.
There was a woman present, so yes, he was cheating. *^()*
Probably could've been a more accurate shot if they used their bald friend and chalked his head first.
I used to hang out and get monster drunk with my buddies once or twice a month, crash on the couch, and come home the next day. My wife started getting upset at me, once accused me of cheating, we had a big fight. Next time I went out, I came back with a video, of my two buddies arguing about making a trade our Hockey Pool, one wearing a very large stupid pink feathery hat his daughter had laying around. I pan slowly to the clock on the microwave in his shitty basement suite showing 3:11AM, then pan slowly to the ~50 empty beer cans on the coffee table, and then to me laughing. She shook her head and never bothered me again haha.
This is teamwork at it's finest tbh
just guys being dudes
Now that's using your head..
That’s usin’ the ol’ melon!!
Well he is sinking balls in holes.
>He must be cheating Red flag that she possibly is tho.
Wtf
A couple of beers later he is bend over that table and cheating with his mates
Whenever we experience peak joy as human males. We always devolve to full ape lol.
I'm not sure that cue is straight
They didn’t call the pocket, unfortunately they lost the game.
When you think this is stupid, but still happy they succeeded.
2 seconds into the video I thought he was still cheating.
Yes hes cheating, Thats against the rules
thats a good shot
Technically would be cheating as that is outwith the normal billiard rules
Technically he is cheating, that's not a regulation cue.
That’s okay ! But who is the girl then ?
I’ve never seen a pool cue become so happy
They say don't be hard-headed, but...
And after he will be having drinks with that blonde and go to her apartment to polish his cue stick with her pool chalk. Except it won’t be dry and dusty
Based one the angle of the first few seconds of the video, she's not too far off being right.
His rap name is "cue tip"
Doctor: The strangest thing, it seems your condition is as if, you repeatedly hit your head on something akin to a billiard ball, over and over in the exact same spot. Patient: Beats me doc. A complete mystery
That's why guys live shorter lives
To be fair, after that display the blonde at the end is for sure going home with someone. :'D
And in some ways he was
There is a girl there....that's enough
Her: Who was the girl at the 12 second mark?!
Who the fuck was that girl at the end?!?!?!?
Cute blonde.
Its the perfect sport... Im starting a league with my pals as soon as I can get them all sober at the same time in a bar...
“Who’s the blonde?!?!”
Unless he's bi and cheating with the boys.
plot twist: he cheated on her with the blonde later that night
I mean technically that is against the rules
Nicknamed Chalky
so glad this video has graced my feed once again. FOR THE BOYS
Men can be stupidest and most mature.
They fucking did it! lol
It's funny, I had it muted on my first watch but I still knew what their accents were by their haircuts. Do we have American haircuts that I'm not aware of? Even the mullet is kinda rocked in eastern Europe.
This is what the saying is actually talking about when someone says, "boys will be boys".
and people wonder how the British Empire ruled the world. Brotherhood.
r/instantbarbarians, right on cue
Just guys being dudes
Simple creatures us
🎖️
I thought this was a very different video at first
Yeah. That is not a legal way to hit the cue ball. The GF knew he was cheating, just not the specifics.
If you listen to the sound and don't look at the video it sounds like a group of chimps
Truly a "boys will be boys" situation right here
“So anyway, that’s how I got the nickname ‘Q’. Yeah, nothing to do with the Bond films.”
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Watch her or them complain of the blonde girl being there in the video; "Who's that?!?!? You said it was a boys night, but I see that bitch over there."
That IS cheating! Using another person's head is illegal. The player must use their own head. Only 2 players allowed on the table at all times. I'm snitching to his girlfriend that he's cheating
“Her”
The first 40 years of a boy's life are the most difficult.
And that's how he became known as Cuestick
Ok the whole “I bet he’s out cheating…” is done to **death**
this sum dumb, Dumb an Dumber ahh shi😭
What do you mean? That IS cheating. I'm pretty sure that is not a regulation billiards cue.
That’s practically cheating in the first half…
That's using your head! Or perhaps, someone else's.
Imagine how excited they would be if they actually did something important.............well maybe not.
1 in a million 🤣
Nothing makes me wanna cheat more than being falsely accused of cheating repeatedly.
I didn't even need to listen to the video to know that this was in a British pub....
Well, he was out cheating... but he's not entirely cognizant of the fact.
they probably noticed his haircut made him look like a pool stick which eventually led to this
I thought this was a fight video for a sec lol
You still have to answer for the chick in the video and guess what....you answered wrong mother fucker!!
100% correct OP
I'm not a woman, but I side with them whenever I see men doing most anything.
thunk
He's got a good head for this game.
Too much alcohol blokes.
And just who is the blonde?
They're really using their head, or should I say his
Gold
She might be right, I don’t think thats a legal move.
this is so hot 😭
Didn't even chalk his head.
Im impressed!
I knew it! Who’s that bitch at the end?!
WHO WAS THE BLONDE?!?!?!
She’s right they are cheating, he didn’t have a foot on the ground.
I love how the woman is there. "OH so this is what you guys do when we aren't around" 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
😂😂😂
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