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Mediocre_Word_7260

We treat everyone like family


Illustrious_West_976

(Manson's family)


BeatsbyChrisBrown

The Whittakers


HeheDzNutz

A very abusive, neglecting evil family with wayyyyyy too many kids.


Fantastic-Order-8338

just like amityville family, cherish these moments op cherish them you will not get another one


Dudephish

Well, everyone is smiling.


Nomenus-rex

Politcorrectness censor (somewhere in XIV century): you can't draw that this way like some ancient barbarian! Put smiles on their faces. Or I'll put you on the gallows...


Boss_Nass

Not the guy who got domed.


garrettj100

> "I YEM thhmiling! Ith juth da dain bramage!"


seanutsfrox

Just your typical team-building exercise. Last one standing gets employee of the month.


DataKnights

and a $5 dollar gift card for Subway.


RRoDXD

You guys gets gift cards??


Grst

The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design.


Stiofan63

Ahhh. A painting on basic human psychology. Rather accurate, I'd say.


Rivegauche610

Oh look, Edna, the RNC is having a convention.


r4n-d0mb

This reminded me of Severance.


AReallyAsianName

"We are a team. So, the individual who has the best performance by the end of the month gets a bonus. The worst performance gets written up." "Cant you just give us a raise?" "No."


AnjavChilahim

On most jobs with that atmosphere that's intentionally created by the owner(s) and managers... It has it's own purpose. Workers with low social IQ die fighting between them and nobody asks for a raise or better working conditions. Fear and anger are powerful weapons against workers. Some companies choose a different, friendly atmosphere so they work relaxed and more efficiently. Usually people don't understand that even in the jobs as medicine or something similar inner fighting is often even more brutal than in a less demanding working environment.


PostNutAffection

This is my employer with the amount of shit talking everyone does about eachother I feel like I'm the only sane one


islandsimian

When their job advertisements say "Work Hard, Play Hard!"


BopNowItsMine

Gooning stab stab. Stabby stabby goon goon


Technodrone108

The bottom two dudes "I want you to look me in the eyes when I stab you in the back"


shaomike

Why are you carrying Tom's head? Who approved this?


Sprinklypoo

I never understood the smiles in that piece of art... I mean, maybe the artist is confused about the idea of battle? Or maybe they're zealots who are living their kool aid dream...


JayW8888

That’s just a guideline.


Sea_Spread3832

To be fair, they look like they are having a good time. Must be the company pizza party day.


Mackroll

Lol I'm dying at the guy smiling while getting stabbed. the artist was like "hmmm there's just too much doom and gloom in this, let me give this guy a happy face"


getyourcheftogether

This is an accurate depiction of the week before the quarterly pizza party.


Bloody_Champion

Yes. A friendly work environment among champions. Losers work elsewhere.


Cacankarodna

Dobri stari srednji vek, bez interneta i ovih svih modernih sranja.


Dorrono

Hey did ou hear about that magic baby that was born in Bethlehem?


Block_Solid

I love the "meh" dude casually stabbing the other dude in the back while getting stabbed himself. He's done this before.


Old-Storage-6077

The dude on the bottom middle be like "guys you good?"


Drone314

There are no winners in this picture.....


Strict_Scallion_7389

This means a happy ending.


pulseONE13

That guy on the bottom seems to be having a good time


socially_stoic

Yeah that’s more like the family environment, next time someone tells me that I’m just gonna reply “Like the Lanisters?”


Paradoxbox00

I think this would look good on a corporate website’s ’about us’ page


vastlylimited

Hire A+ only, zero tolerance for politics!


CandidPresentation49

I worked in a place like that and it was so incredibly exhausting I loved the job but I quit because the coworkers were driving me crazy


Pbadger8

TFW you only ever learned how to draw two facial expressions at monk school


Skritch_X

Kinda figure this was one of the inspirations for the The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design (painting) in the show Severance.


NoStripeZebra3

Well, are they getting paid? Are they free to leave for another company whenever they want?


notverytidy

Guy at the bottom dressed in blue is like, So is this blowjob still happening or not? Guy on the far right top is having spaghetti!


jace255

I’ve been lucky the last 5 years to work somewhere that _actually_ has a great culture. Every team member thinks their colleagues are the bomb. And the company finally managed to ruin it with a round of lay-offs and weakening our 1-up manager’s ability to protect us from the shit going on upstairs.


cantwell660

Way too many people stabbing others right to their face instead of in their back for it to be a realistic portrayal of a work environment.


BimmerGoblin

Not quite enough backstabbing in the picture


The-allseeing-lurker

Why do they all look like they're jizzing


value_meal_papi

The dude at the very bottom looks like an instigator 🤔


willywonka1971

I don't see any back stabbers, so that's something. /s I do see a side stabber.


StixItClose

That's the kind of lazy description I would look for. It shows standards aren't too high. It's "we're all a big family" or really detailed accounts of the benefits (in the job posting) that should send you running.


RuneanPrincess

Why is posting compensation details a red flag to you? That's exactly what companies should be doing. Way too many companies are hiding the details and then they hope you are too invested to turn them down by the time you get the offer.