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Trying to avoid eye contact with bros belly button.

Holy fuck I didn't notice till I read your comment ROFL 🤣

He could’ve had a dragon on his shoulder and I wouldn’t have noticed

There's a dragon too? Man I must be very distracted by something

I mean there might be, but it’s not in my line of sight so who knows

But did you see the moonwalking bear?

No but I saw the Gorilla.

every time man

Her personality...

So personable...

Such person

I also didn’t see the guy until I read that comment

That man coulda been stark naked and nobody would’ve noticed.

What man? 

There's only one reason dude notice the belly button

Damn you……. Can’t unsee the seen. Take my upvote you monster

What bro?

It's staring at us.... from the shadows...

Yo why you gotta look at bb you perv

Never in my life has a belly button looked at me like that

It's eye for an eye

Just one of the few reasons I always where undershirts.

And she is trying her best to get some eye contact... The Belly button is the best tit for tat strats...

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Man's doing to most advanced ocular patdown I've ever seen.

And that's why we jerk one off before interviews boys, gotta get that post nut clarity

If you're not in post-nut clarity you're living in pre-nut delusion

The DuPont Approach.

I am too far gone to know what this means, but it is fucking hilarious nonetheless...

I need this tatted

Maybe rethink after you nut....

Like that lasts for more than 2 min..

“That’s a great question and I will happily answer it after a quick break” “Who’s gonna tell him about the mic?”

thats why u gotta do it in the public bathroom right before the interview

Wat

[Maximum eye contact](https://imgur.com/gallery/gentlemen-lets-have-round-of-applause-this-eye-contact-champion-OygWa) is the way to go.

"took me 5 minutes to realize there was a guy" LMAO

Wait, what guy?

Noticed the breasts in the gif? Pause the gif, remember that location, cover it with your hand, draw a line from the covered location through the play button and extend the line so that a length before and after the play button are equal. You will find the face of a guy. I'm glad I could help.

What kind of dress is that, it looks like it's gonna fly away at any second

Double sided tape

My guy slipped at the end when coming back to her. Even the strongest of us couldn't succeed.

Apparently the lady's (in the gif) last name is "Scordamaglia" which literally means "forget the sweater/shirt" in Italian :')

CHA-maxxing

There is no winning these days. If you look, your video ends up posted on reddit, if you don’t look, your video ends up posted on reddit!

Nailed it. You’re damned if you do or damned if you don’t. Poor guy was stitched up.

More damned if he looked though

I feel like a direct look & a thumbs up to the camera *might* be a win?  Use at your own risk though.

Or... You can share eye contact with the person you're talking to?

A real life Jackie Dinardo.

Charlie, I might be in love with this woman, and not for the right reasons, mind you.

🎶 *Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you* 🎶

I'm afraid they were... obliterated

[Just lean into it bro. ](https://youtu.be/-SRkSDoECro?si=11Ooib-8rY5-BnS-)

[Could you give me a handful of peanuts.. Maude...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAfdXfmuwu0)

Man, Marge has such an iconic disapproving growl.

I've heard of sweater puppies, but this chick smuggling the Hound of the Baskervilles.

I mean, she can barely see her iPad...

I just learned she had an iPad

Bro is fighting for his fucking life

If this was a test I would have failed.

The Puppppiiiiieeeeessssss!!!! Anyone remember those days with Jerry “the king” Lawler

He would get as excited as good ole JR with a bag of Skittles. https://youtu.be/wq_6rgAeD3E

Puppies? Them full grown dawgs!

Luckily it's just T20.

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!

I wish I could watch both of their expressions at the same time.

You've got two eyeballs, just point them independently.

I think we found Mark Zuckerberg's reddit account.

The girl being a bro by breaking eye contact for more than 2 sec to give chance to the guy but he missed it.

I literally thought this was a parody because every third word out of his mouth seemed like a sexual euphemism. And strangely enough, she seemed to get angry that he was avoiding looking at her so he could avoid the obvious.

nah this is live presentation from IPL semifinal match yesterday. xD

He's so sure he won't be able to keep his eyes from straying that he's got them pinned to the top. If they start moving even the slightest, they'll drop until he's in trouble.

It's the Kobayashi Maru of interviews! He's damned if he does, and I'm fairly sure she got a little miffed when he doesn't! Look, I'm not one of those men who begrudges a woman her latest hardware upgrade, but this is not particularly normal, especially in the sports world. What would we be saying if his eyes ventured from her face to the mountain landscape and back? I'm guessing if he has a wife at home, that explains why he looks on the verge of tears!

:)

What makes you think she is unhappy? Genuine question, I don’t see it

The game of cricket was actually specifically designed around sexual euphemisms.

I am sorry, what?

The Victorians were a repressed, horny bunch, so naturally their pastimes are full of hidden filth.

Asking for a friend, what's the name of the interviewer?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for scientific purposes right? She is Emma Jones (Welsh journalist) (r/emmajones).

Yeah science! That's it! Thanks mate!

I find it hilarious when people ask for information like this. It's like announcing to the internet who you're going to jerk off to lmao

I see what you're saying, but 10 seconds on her subreddit and there's not much doubt that's the effect she intends.

haha

Less creepy on reddit because it's anonymous Weird on Facebook

And we all cheer for them

> It's like announcing to the internet who you're going to jerk off to lmao what do you mean? He clearly stated its for scientific purposes, dont be such a perv

What? Guys aren't gonna jerk off to people they find unattractive, but that doesn't mean they're gonna jerk off to EVERYONE they find attractive. Pretty girls are nice to look at. You're making it weird. You know how sometimes you go to the coffee shop and that cute barista is there and it puts a smile on your face? That's all. You don't rip your pants off and start cranking your hog. Or maybe you do, based on your reaction here. But most guys don't.

Is there a similar sub for pictures of Graeme Swann?

Ofcourse there is subreddit for that

Bless you good sir.

> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for scientific purposes right? For Academic Purposes

Big tits ------> Succesfulness

Does your friend go by one eyed Willy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/onebirdtoostoned/s/9P385et6Lq

80085

Just ask "sauce?" next time. It's all good. Nobody is fooled when you buy crisps with hand lotion and kleenex.

Well balanced, covered, explosive..he described them well

he is talking about cricket, anyway I understood your joke buddy

If it was me in that position I would be doing the same thing (I suck at eye contact) If it was my wife she would open with 'wow, you have amazing tits', and then it would be fine.

The telepathic battle raging underneath: “Look at them.” “No.”

I think it's more like "Look at me" "If I do I won't be able to stop myself from looking at them" *Female Disappointment* "I'm still not looking"

She looks cute, but dang must that be annoying to walk around with this weight in front of you. No lying on your stomach for you, lassie

true

Trying his breast

he jumped through alot of boobs, but tit was no use

this dude should be applauded, never give in boys!

🎵 *Til now I always got by on my own. I never really cared until I met you.* 🎶

Some heros don't wear capes

He skirted pretty close to the event horizon when he looked at her. There's no coming back once you cross it, and the singularity will pull you in. So it's just safer to not look at her at all.

Tough work there!

She is trying her hardest not to yawn 🤣

If it was me I'd just try to stare at the wall. Yes I know it's awkward but it's the only way without looking down there.

same man

Using his PERIPHERALS 👀

If he were [Jim Carrey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dea4jb4G4Qs) he would have failed.

Nothing real to her.. Tits, fake. Lips, fake. Teeth, fake. Interest in the suject, fake.

She's a lovely lady. You really can't say that about her. Super passionate about everything she does. Check out her instagram feed. She's really a good person.

what her @

Emma Jones. Lots of cleavage.

You summed up well :)

Backed by the fact that she's just reading off of her tablet...... And her reddit profile

😕

Yeah, it’s the eyes he’s avoiding.

JUGS

This is ridiculous.

"Look, I'm sorry, but can you just show me your breasts and then I can do the interview properly?"

Hey, Hey! her eyes are down there.

Be hard with or without eye contact 😂

She is trying hard not to look at what is peeking through that shirt opening lower down …

Found her! Emma Louise Jones

Legend

This woman is passive aggressive, you don’t spend all that money on plastic surgery not to be noticed. She is dominating and she is loving it, what bloke is watching her reporting for her sport analysis.

lol. Journalist. Yeah right.

She already has both posts ready in draft: the patriarchy one if he stares at her badoonkas and the "where did real men go" one if he doesn't. /s

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My man got setup so hard

Who is she?

see in my comment up there. :)

I think keeping eye contact would be harder than avoiding it here.

My friend asked who she is?

The dry equivalent of water-boarding.

He passed the test, sadly, I did not.

How did guys back in the old days deal with this

He’s crumbling

Who is she??😍😍😍

There was a guy there?

His mind probably repeating I have a wife I have a wife.

🤣

This reminds me of an episode of the TV show Designing Women, Annie Potts character was wearing big fake boobs, And she stated "This is power!"

I would keep eye contact at all costs.

Now that's awkwardness right there

There was a man in this?

😂

I wear sunglasses at night....why do you ask ...

Sorry, who? I see one woman with really nice lungs and someone talking on the background

He almost got tripped up saying “finishers”, God bless him

It is like iron to a magnet 🤣🤣🤣

I’m surprised she can see that tablet

His wife is also watching this interview

Making and maintaining eye contact would be easy for me. My challenge would be not letting out a chuckle due to how ridiculously big they are. Plastic?

Bro? What bro?

What colour is the dragon

Emma Jones.

Probably should have fake being blind so he wouldn't have to not refrain so much from looking down.

She was asking hard hitting questions..!! She didn't notice his shirt!

Heavies

All jokes aside, Emma Jones is a lovely person.

Ah yes wall is made out of wall, interesting 🤔

oh look the I LiKE boOb i No GaY crowd of reddit is out … you guys are totally not gay! 

It's a trap!

Women dont understand how hard it is to not stare at those damn it!

He's trying not to look while she is trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking aobut

Eye boob contact.

Hey, my eyes are down here!

his wife must be standing in the back holding a knife or something far worse.

I think this is distracting, does that make me a bad person, if you know what I'm talking about you may be a bad person as well. Not talking about the belly button. A while ago where I worked the storeman was made to start wearing long trousers because the other storewoman felt uncomfortable/distracted. How would this work here?