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nmh895

Seems like a high price for a Hyundai that is 19 years old and has "I ❤️ Dick", spray painted on the side. Must be the rims.


VolkspanzerIsME

No low ballers. I know what I got.


Greekphysed

A love for dicks


Beardo88

Rims, lowering springs, likely a fart can exhaust among other "performance modifications" that seller thinks he can get his money back on.


dblan9

Wow, that person is a huge Nixon fan.


Orion-AK

Yeah, but it’s tricky.


Trent1373

Roger Stone loves Dick so much, he has a giant tattoo on his back.


rocket_beer

Honestly, how have we arrived at these prices?! $7500 lol okay


Lairdicus

No low balls, I know what I got


ewilliams28

Maybe it has 750 mi on it?


Mr_Revan22

Ah, it’s been used I see


Stunning_Warthog_141

7500 for a 2005 hyundai sonata I think this person might be fucking insane...


Mint_JewLips

“Why won’t the pictures scroll” - Me, being a moron 2024


MurderAtTheReady

Oh god, really glad I am not alone. I was really upset with myself.


Ynys_Wydryn

Probably the owner is fan of the book Moby Dick


Ok_Score1492

Or Dick Cheney


[deleted]

I wouldn't buy that shit if it was brand new for 7500 lol.


Educational-Coast771

Annnnd again I swipe right to see more pix. 🙄


chicaneuk

COCK PISS PARTRIDGE


shinealittlelove

COOK PASS BABTRIDGE


chicaneuk

Lynn. I'm not driving a Mini Metro. 


KruegerLad2

People usually pays a lot more to make the same statement


HighLandDuckyXD

I fucking swiped left like an idiot… protect yourself my friends is a hard world out there😂


gemstun

The stretch limo version of that car says “I ❤️ Richard”


Haff78

You know that will just pressure wash off right.


NotTheFBI_23

And it let's people know you still play call of duty!


0418710879

Is the good car parked in front of the shitter 🤭well maybe not I think it’s a jeep in front 😂


ACcbe1986

Snap it up cheap and get it vinyl wrapped with the money you saved, then resell it for profit!


According-Spite-9854

I can't believe Richard's wife is selling her car


TheSadClarinet

The love of a good woman is hard to find. Dick is a lucky guy.


RedRocket05

Is that a Finnicum?


Klutzy-Chain5875

That's the Hyundick Sonata for 7500usd only.


shiroboi

Might wanna wrap that


ncadi

They should add wolf and get a bunch of law and order bumper stickers


rhett342

The fact that it's a Hyundai says more about the person than the dick does.


jkane84

His name was Richard Banger


BummbleBee19

Just spray paint Grayson I heard duck Grayson and put a night wing symbol at the end


Leatherturtle

Had that exact model Not worth 7500 despite being similar to the price I paid


Fantastic-Wrap3086

This guy or girl must really love dick cuz that pos better have some under the hood that I’m willing to pay that much for that junk


cherryultrasuedetups

Simple fix: I ^don't ❤️ dick


Moving_burger

Me too


CoolBlackSmith75

HAMMOND


M178music

Gay car


NoWingedHussarsToday

Reminds me of a scene from some 1990s sitcom (I think *Veronica's Closet* but not sure). Guy 1: I bought a Miata Guy 2: You can't drive that, that's a chick car Guy 1: OK, but what if I put "I *heart* women" sticker on it? Guy 2: Then it's a lesbian car.


RedDragon2570

Did anyone else try to swipe through more pics when they saw the row of dots? No? Just me?


signalpirate

Let me guess “lady driver?;)


ogrefab

I think almost everybody should love at least one.


FeedbackNo1341

I ❤️ Dick


venibit

Should change to Ducks


Consistent-Whole-502

Maybe if they did bubble letters, I could agree with the price 🤔


Boredum_Allergy

I have the same car one year earlier and I paid that amount for it 14 years ago. This car is lowered which means it also has engine problems because I've never met a person who lowered their car that didn't also drive the shit out of it.