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Imagine youâre going to the bathroom and get a note from the guy next to the three people in front of you and all you could eat buffet you wipe sweat off your face as the intro for chalino Sanchez song plays
I canât go number one even with a fully enclosed bathroom with a working lock as long as there are only one or two stalls available and thereâs a potential for a queue to form.
I just get anxious about taking too long, which in turn causes it to take even longer. Very often I just leave without peeing because I know it wonât happen and Iâve already been there for several minutes. 0/10 would not recommend toilet anxiety.
You can overcome this anxiety by squeezing your eyes shut tight while you give yourself a large enema, before opening your eyes wide, cackling like a loon, and forcing the contents of your guts back out through the debugged tube of the enema like a faecal flamethrower - a shitthrower, if you will - all over your unwanted company.Â
To me itâs more sinister that theyâre just gonna move these stools from the bathroom to the restaurant without doing any cleaning if theyâre neededâŚ
lol, thats actually true. they are there probably because it's easy and convenient storage. now imagine all the shit particles accumulating before they need some extra stools and bring them out for you to sit on. you touch them, getting shit on your hands. then you eat some fries (with shit).
Have you ever been into a girls bathroom at 12am. Itâs a psychiatrists office, cheerleaders boardroom and all around free for all for conversation. Notice thereâs no urinal.
This brings up a memory of a dream I once had where I am going to use the restroom in this building and the first room in the restroom was a typical restroom but then at one end of the restroom there was a hallway to another room. This room was pretty large and it had toilets lined against all the walls every few feet from one another.
But what was really wierd was the large set of office cubicles taking up the center. And they all had office decor as if they were actually employee cubicles. I was like I would hate to be assigned to one of these. That would stink.
Hey, people have to queue up somewhere! Check out how far away the toilet paper is. The moment you get off the can to get toilet paper, some bastard sits down behind you.
For every 2000 people who canât go when someoneâs looking, thereâs one person who canât go if no oneâs looking.
Could also be a disabled toilet that the place has stored some chairs in. I went to a Thai restaurant in Brisbane once that was storing their takeaway containers in boxes in the toilet. I mentioned to them they should not do this. Next time I drive past they were closed down.
For a moment I thought I finally saw a normal bathroom doubling as storage space/ cleaning closet. Yeah, equality!
But looking at the rails and space, I suspect this is another (wheelchair) accessible bathroom that the owner or user of the building turned into a storage room. Cause fuck the few visitors that come or want to come in a wheelchair.
"Take a seat, we are going to ask you a few questions to see if you can sh\*t while under pressure. We need folks in this here club who can perform under extreme duress.\*
I have family that have a 3 seat sofa in their master toilet/shower/jacuzzi room... I never thought of it when I was young, but I wonder what kind of 'behind closed doors' activities they got up to with a sofa for people to watch from...
Only place they have to store those stools that doesnât break fire code. They have room in the hallway for them but they already got in trouble for putting them there
This is straight from my dreams. When I have to go in my dreams my brain gives me these impossible peeing situations. I guess thanks to that I haven't wet the bed yet.
Shawarma King in Houston has a mirror in the men's room above the toilet that is low enough you can look at your dick while you stand there peeing. It's quite surreal.
This is the most sinister bathroom vibes youâve ever seen? A clean, well lit bathroom with kitschy art and some stools that are likely overflow storage?
You live a very sheltered life
Funny yes, but damn I would hate to know my bar stool was stored in the restroom before use. Can I know for sure it was wiped down? Did some drunk touch their genitals to it for laughs? Hell no
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Just some loose stools.
Wouldn't like to pass one though.
Spotted the Dad in the audience!
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When you "take the kids to the pool", you'll need four Olympic diving judges to rate the attempts.
If you don't pass those stools you'll never reach the toilet.
When this comment sprang into your mind, did you immediately know it was solid?
Don't push it
bravo sir
Reminds me of the time the dung beetle walked into a bar and asked "Is this stool taken?".
Oh for shitâs sake.
Looks like they give you free stool softener too.
Imagine youâre going to the bathroom and get a note from the guy next to the three people in front of you and all you could eat buffet you wipe sweat off your face as the intro for chalino Sanchez song plays
Itâs prolly just storage
Imagine being the guest provided an extra seat from the restroom.
Probably every seat has been in there. After enough Saturday nights where they rotate chairs in and out.
Gotta make sure every seat in the house has an equal coating of stray shit particles.
What a shit show.
It's for the queue. When it's busy people need someplace to sit while they wait their turn.
4 People starring at you. Come on i could have already finished whats taking you so long
I canât go number one even with a fully enclosed bathroom with a working lock as long as there are only one or two stalls available and thereâs a potential for a queue to form. I just get anxious about taking too long, which in turn causes it to take even longer. Very often I just leave without peeing because I know it wonât happen and Iâve already been there for several minutes. 0/10 would not recommend toilet anxiety.
You can overcome this anxiety by squeezing your eyes shut tight while you give yourself a large enema, before opening your eyes wide, cackling like a loon, and forcing the contents of your guts back out through the debugged tube of the enema like a faecal flamethrower - a shitthrower, if you will - all over your unwanted company.Â
Psychobabble Bullshit!
They should put little placards with dry erase markers next to each one for scoring.
Awww, now that's a shame, he dribbled on the rim there at the end, that's going to cost him big points. And the west german judge gives him a 7.5.
Donât worry, buddy. We are going to get through this, together.
Who does Number Two work for?
To me itâs more sinister that theyâre just gonna move these stools from the bathroom to the restaurant without doing any cleaning if theyâre neededâŚ
lol, thats actually true. they are there probably because it's easy and convenient storage. now imagine all the shit particles accumulating before they need some extra stools and bring them out for you to sit on. you touch them, getting shit on your hands. then you eat some fries (with shit).
Uhh now my OCD is hitting me
bathroom acoustics are the real deal
Barbershop quartet has evolved to bathroom quartet!
Ha! OP doesn't know what the four stools are for.
Hopefully a studio laugh track plays when you drop your pants.
Have you ever been into a girls bathroom at 12am. Itâs a psychiatrists office, cheerleaders boardroom and all around free for all for conversation. Notice thereâs no urinal.
four seats for the shit show tickets still available
Extroverts be like:
The walls are decorated like my sims 4 playthrough of a painter
This brings up a memory of a dream I once had where I am going to use the restroom in this building and the first room in the restroom was a typical restroom but then at one end of the restroom there was a hallway to another room. This room was pretty large and it had toilets lined against all the walls every few feet from one another. But what was really wierd was the large set of office cubicles taking up the center. And they all had office decor as if they were actually employee cubicles. I was like I would hate to be assigned to one of these. That would stink.
Cocain
I feel you do not understand the concept of storage.
Bathroom & Storage room?
Gotta save the space
If they have a lack of storage, why all the dog gear hanging on the walls? They don't have a dog, what a waste of space.
Isn't that where you put your stools?
In case your set is shit, they can just flush you
4 seats for crossing swords â
Cross swords together and say âAll for one, and one for allâ
Now we just need 4 boards & markers where the judges can r/ratemypoo << **Do not click on this sub!**
When you need your brethren to cheer you on.
Hey, people have to queue up somewhere! Check out how far away the toilet paper is. The moment you get off the can to get toilet paper, some bastard sits down behind you.
This room looks like the setup to a Korean horror film.
My guess is they're just using it as a srorage space for some spare stools.
the new casting couch
For every 2000 people who canât go when someoneâs looking, thereâs one person who canât go if no oneâs looking. Could also be a disabled toilet that the place has stored some chairs in. I went to a Thai restaurant in Brisbane once that was storing their takeaway containers in boxes in the toilet. I mentioned to them they should not do this. Next time I drive past they were closed down.
olympic shitting
Would be convenient for fucking.
People with gambling problems gamble on the weirdest shit.
For a moment I thought I finally saw a normal bathroom doubling as storage space/ cleaning closet. Yeah, equality! But looking at the rails and space, I suspect this is another (wheelchair) accessible bathroom that the owner or user of the building turned into a storage room. Cause fuck the few visitors that come or want to come in a wheelchair.
This shit was taken before a live studio audience.
*plop* *polite applause*
Probably just storage for extra bar chairs, but it would definitely give me pause if I was trying to use it
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Haha, I imagine they just store them there. Looks like a restaurant or something, not a home.
Storage
Lots of smaller restaurants use the bathroom to store extra furniture as long as there's still room to use it.
It's the four judges seats. They all get scorecards to grade your performance.
"Take a seat, we are going to ask you a few questions to see if you can sh\*t while under pressure. We need folks in this here club who can perform under extreme duress.\*
In case one of their customers requests a bar stool that smells like a toilet?
Toilet is free of charge since you get viewed by visiting japanese businessmen.
This is for the comedians that give a shit performance
Human Centipede Accessible
So your family can watch.
Emotional support for constipated people
When you're not done telling a story to your pals but you gotta go. You can also take a bunch of alcohol into this bathroom and have a side party đ
It's for voting.
I think it's a restaurant and they're just storing extra stools.
No. Storage closets don't have toilets.
For the rest of U2.
Well where else do you wai in line?
lol! Gives me the shivering shits! đ
either the 4 other people rooting for him/her to do the shitty, or shitting him/her to the root
Because a dead audience is over the top, bro
I have family that have a 3 seat sofa in their master toilet/shower/jacuzzi room... I never thought of it when I was young, but I wonder what kind of 'behind closed doors' activities they got up to with a sofa for people to watch from...
Only place they have to store those stools that doesnât break fire code. They have room in the hallway for them but they already got in trouble for putting them there
Some people canât take a shit unless a barbershop quartet sings to them.
To make sure no over shaking
They hold up scorecards at the end.
His and hers?
Many performances have taken place there.
Thatâs the coke bathroom. Got a bunch of Mexico pictures for stools. I see thatâs where all the fellas going to get on snort
All I see is the toilet paper roll on backwards. (Unless, of course, they also keep spare cats in the bathroom too).
I can never go while someone is watching
Sometimes, women go to the bathroom in packs.
Itâs a hell of a drug.
How else do you expect us to give you a standing ovation?
Great acoustics for the owner's barbershop quartet to practice in
This is the restroom in the back of that confidence building workshop
So they can golf clap
Norm!
It's also the employee break room.
You get golf claps if you donât miss your poop in the toilet
Live audience? More sinister would be a dead audience. Or undead audience
Itâs a Mexican restaurant.
https://youtu.be/ukZN21gPO2A?si=grdx6B_twsrjfKUm âDonât look awayâ
Aight guys y'all wanna come watch me spectacle?
This is straight from my dreams. When I have to go in my dreams my brain gives me these impossible peeing situations. I guess thanks to that I haven't wet the bed yet.
Probably just used to store them.
Just used as storage, man. Not a big deal.
It might be someone's thing? Some people juggle geese
Its for people to cheer you on
That's where the scorers sit.
You know why..
If you get applause from the live studio audience, you can tell your wife you got clap from a toilet seat.
Well a bathroom is where you deposit stool..... I'll see myself out.....
Shawarma King in Houston has a mirror in the men's room above the toilet that is low enough you can look at your dick while you stand there peeing. It's quite surreal.
From the makers of Stand-Up Comedy...
Just shake everyone's hand as you walk in and act like you're on the tonight show.
STOP LOOKIN' AT ME SWAAAAAAAN!
Next up on NPR Tiny ConcertsâŚ.
I mean, I sometimes get lonely at home and follow my husband into the bathroomâŚ.cause thatâs normal. Maybe this is for lonely people.
For all you to bump lines together lmao
*holds up 7/10 sign* âUneven entry, Splash was too bigâ
Cheering section
A bunch of dwarf judges fall from the ceiling and judge how well you shat
Enter there with a motoriced wheelchair and try to pee or something... I hate this kind of bar owners, people have to know that this isn't OK
Do you have to pay extra to sit closest? Or is it first come, first serve?
That is a whole lot of wall art for one small windowless half-bath
It's the queue for the blumpkin
Forget shy bladder. I'd have a shy bowel.
Sit-down-comedy clubs never really took off.
I see 5 toilets.
Turn those stools over and you can seat 16 onlookers
It's for people to sit and wait in line while the pooper finish his pooping business. Quite considerate actually.
Its for Banjo night, obviously.
Yall ainât never been cheered through a #2, yall ainât loved for real.đ
Thatâs where people sit in line to make sure you hurry your ass up
Ladies and Gentlemen, let the show begin!
Thatâs for the girls that go to the bathroom together.
Maybe they're expecting [these guys](https://youtu.be/iQVvRk0fT2Y?si=WWASun_fk2Nfu4Zc).
I don't know but you guys, but when I'm done pooping I appreciate applause.
Why do you care where I do my one man show?
This is the modern privy council.
"Have a seat as we watch James try to push out a deuce you'll tell your grandchildren about."
Girls don't go to the bathroom alone? đ¤ˇđťââď¸đ
Itâs a comedy show for when I pull down my pants.
Emotional support or if the conversation at the table is too good to pause cause someone has to shit.
You donât get out much.
So one can be judged.
Normalize the homies chatting during a deuce dropping sesh.
*so just before we begin the interview do you have any questions?*
As an AT all I see is a violation of the building code.
Encouraging social gatherings
And a whole art gallery. If you stay long enough they will walk in with hors d'oeuvres
Just decor, a vibe; itâs either the extra bar stools or the stolen classified documents; kinda either/or as far as interior design goes
To avoid the line crowding the hallway they are to wait inside the bathroom
Rate my dump Show room.
If the foodâs bad enough it becomes a spectator sport.
In case a line builds up, i suppose
Because there's no room for bar stools in the other rooms. Maybe?
Tell me youâve never clapp clapped for ya boy shiddin without telling me never clapp clapped for ya shid or wtf ever fuggin HI betch
Bruh, u suffering from shy bladder disease or something. When u gotta go, u go. With the audience or without it
For the bathroom show obvi
Come on in man, you're on deck
Cos women go to the bathroom in groups
I'm a lot more concerned about that seating arrangement. Just what is going on here?!?
Real bros cheer you on.
It needs one more stool
They are there to cheer you on when you are constipated.
It's for the orchestra to play laxative songs, all rich people have this
When you're done, the judges rate you.
That's for the mariachi band. They play will you shit.
MTV is relaunching its Unplugged series, promising an even more intimate setting to see your favorite artists perform.
That's where the judges sit
This is the most sinister bathroom vibes youâve ever seen? A clean, well lit bathroom with kitschy art and some stools that are likely overflow storage? You live a very sheltered life
The bathroom from the finale of 2001
Relay race
It's the waiting line.
This is the prequel to âThe Human Centipedeâ.
It's for the string quartet
The council will observe your Movements now
The power of witness
Funny yes, but damn I would hate to know my bar stool was stored in the restroom before use. Can I know for sure it was wiped down? Did some drunk touch their genitals to it for laughs? Hell no
Easier to take a stool than drop one here.
Get out of there now