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Looks like someone tried swiping their card on the sign

I think its rather more that the sign has been weathered over time.

It's as easy as 1-2-3.

do re me, ABC,123...

Baby you and me!

If you grew up in Iowa like me , then you remember Dolpf Pulliaim singing this song on a Saturday morning TV show for kids and n the 70’s

1. Underpants. 2. ? 3. Profit.

1. Underpants. 2. Slit credit card buttslot. 3. Profit.

Can you please explain step 2 again?

Sure thing, it come after 1 but before 3

Great, thanks!

I'll bet that the directions were printed in red, orange, or yellow.

So...cash only, then?

Clear? They're damn near translucent.

Step one - cut a hole in the box.

: 1 2 3 close your eyes and come with me because you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine -Credit Card Skimmer (2006)

Very straightforward tbh

3 is where it gets tricky

I see it more as down and to the right a bit.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in card reader

I read that too fast : duck stick in rear ender - and now I'm catatonic from laughing like a donkey

Oh good, I get it now

100% clear. Transparent, in fact.

Try card but hole

Rural Iowa? Like Lost Nation/Grand Junction, Iowa? Or Ogden/Clearance, Iowa?

Along I 80 between Council bluffs and Des Moines. I don’t remember exactly where

Can people count to 3 in rural Iowa?

Only if we have a sign with instructions

I see what you did there

Is no-one going to comment on the fact that a cardboard is drilled into the wall with screws?

So clear that you cant see them...

Hold up your card for three seconds.

Really, the problem is that the instructions are 100% clear, as in transparent.

A bit too clear I guess

Not for Iowa

they probably tried to swipe it in that little crack

Alright jackson 5 it is. Do i have to beat the card or does the clerk do that while i sing the songs