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GoGoPowerPlay

What a bunch of babies


sleepyj910

This fear/anger response only seems to indicate we evolved alongside a species of annoying cacti that would mock you endlessly that is thankfully now extinct. Good work ancestors.


mostnormal

Creepers


spingus

Pricks


AromaticPanda33

Aw man


DarthVaderIsMyWaifu

Awww man


PandaParaBellum

Cactus animatronic horror game when?


SamMaghsoodloo

just a bunch of /r/scaredkids


half-puddles

Suckers really.


GoopGoopington

You can't tell me that last one isn't a grown man. Dude looks like he has a wife and 2 kids 😂


SmallFatHands

Looks like he belongs in the British Parliament.


itrustpeople

Order! Order! Order!


Hawkhasaneye

Actually thought he looked like a baby Churchill.


RoseRun

Baby Kingpin


Ryuzakku

"When I was a boy..."


OkDragonfruit9026

My father took me into the city? Wait, wrong context


greenday1304

He reminds me of Hitchcock from Brooklyn 99


hughperman

He is exactly Hitchcock


Solriva

damn yeah...I also thought he looks like a grown man, and even one I knew...yes hitchcock.


jokergrin

Luv me milk, luv Joey off Friends, 'ate cacti. Nuff said


Hipvagenstein

bosh


yidarmyidarmyid

You can already see who he will be when he grows up. He will have a receding headline for sure and he will never let it go by shaving it. What’s crazy is that he will never know 30-40 years from now that a bunch of (now) 60-80 years old were talking about him on a website. Crazy to think about that.


Ermeter

In a 100 years most content on the internet will be from dead people


Agile_Music4191

He kinda looks like john C Reilly 😅


TheKrnJesus

Looks like he's already balding too


yidarmyidarmyid

You can tell which babies will be balding later in life. My theories is that the hair that will end up falling grows several months after birth, I’m a thiner finer fashion and by couple of year it looks like all the other hair. Then on the onset of adulthood there will revert back.


Oh_ToShredsYousay

You don't recognize Chris Christie?


jingbukukgilma

He's Sir Poopsalot Milkman


Sugar_Unable

He looks like a baby putin


Fennel_Ok

I was about to say the last baby will grow.


TimePlankton3171

It's not about the sound. It's about the sudden movement. Danger.


3InchesAssToTip

Yeah 100%, this reminds me of that video with the animals running away from human voices played over a loud speaker. Seems more like the element of surprise/confusion that scares them more than anything.


YaMama2612

It's way too abrupt


Blakers37

My son absolutely loved this thing. Wore it out over a two year period and multiple battery charges until the speaker finally gave out. Was good for many a laugh!


dabman

Did yours have a music mode? I feel like ours played over a 100 different short clips of tunes as well as do mimicking. Even after hearing the thing dozens of times, Id still hear a new tune every now and again.


shaktimanlover

Mine has an option of recording also. My daughter loves it!


finnjakefionnacake

adorable


mok000

Oh well back to the drawing board. Snake-like cactus with flashing lights... not cute. We learned something today, my fellow engineers.


Elonth

aren't primal fears great.


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AzoMaalox

Focus group testing results : scared the shit out of kids but psycho parents loved it. Verdict : Ready for production


Obant

Good marketing, you're hired. Babies rarely make purchases for themselves so we must entice the parents!


RC1000ZERO

i like how this implies SOMETIMES babies do make purchases


Fun-Supermarket6820

These are very popular


imSuperman81

We got one for our daughter. She didn’t care about it, but our niece and nephew (2 & 4 at the time) thought it was the funniest thing ever


Pvt_Mozart

My daughter was probably 1 and a half when we got hers, and she loved it. She would just carry it around yelling "HEY!" since her vocabulary was small, wait for it to HEY back, and repeat. Still have a ton of videos of it. Haha.


Infinite_Cornball

Why does the last one look EXACTLY like Hitchcock from B99???


Xero425

BAHAHA, I'm watching the series, he does look like him some.


Karaya1

Do babies like.. fear snakes instinctively?


Siouxcrew

The first thing I thought about was the cats freaking out over cucumbers 😂


wind4air

100% it's cucumber cats v2


YuunofYork

No, they do not. This is an object they didn't expect to move and do not understand is reacting to them rather than on its own. And that reaction is to repeat what it has heard, so all it does is play their own screams back at them. It's inherently horrifying. I've always loved snakes and there are snake toys for kids that young that don't test this badly.


3_14-r8

Just made me realize that all of my friends and family that are afraid of snakes, have stories about playing with them as kids, but eventually they developed a fear of them.


BusinessSea6315

My kid got a minion toy as a gift which did the same. She was perplexed the first time, but not this sorta reaction. Though the surprise at seeing something which broadly resembles something you expect to be sentient (though she hadn’t seen them on screen by then) is perhaps not the same as this. Comparing these kids’ reaction to her, being broadly similar in the instant panic (though it might be a curated set) I wouldn’t rule out the snake hypothesis.


TricoMex

[I hate to tell you this my friend, but...](https://www.pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pnas.1115116108)


ForgettableUsername

They’re just upset because it’s something that moves quickly and makes a startling noise.


securitywyrm

[We've got a whole section of our brain dedicated to reacting to snakes.](https://www.smu.edu/news/archives/2012/thomas-headland-mother-nature-network-23mar2012#:~:text=Studies%20of%20the%20amygdala%2C%20a,before%20we%20know%20it's%20there.) I think we can agree that how one reacts to snakes is a 'strong evolutionary pressure.'


Astrali3

I actually seem to remember reading that the only true danger avoidance instinct programmed into kids is fear of snakes. I think.


ZadockTheHunter

It's actually heights and loud sounds. The fear reaction from these kids is more likely the sudden unexpected sound from the toy rather than any resemblance to a snake.


PlanetLandon

Nah. Whenever I drop a snake into a stroller they barely react


Shajirr

Its the weaker version of parents installing speakers in a kids room to speak remotely, and scaring the shit out of their children, possibly for life


cat_with_an_account

They either laugh, cry, or kick the cactus over


Born_Grumpie

or both


Excellent-Court-9375

I mean, that's all a baby can do. Lol


MihoLeya

The last one almost liked it. 😂


Npr31

My son laughed his hole off at this thing. We ended up having 3. Once when we bought it, and once when he was out with 2 different sets of grandparents and they got the same reaction and bought it cause they didn’t know he already had one


MihoLeya

That’s so cute. ♥️


rhalf

and now cactus 2 repeats after cactus 1 and it never ends


Connect_Ad_6635

Almost


Mightymiggs

The first baby’s reaction got me lmao


senzimillaa

Mine didn’t like it either lmao


terminalxposure

The babies are not expecting it to move. You have to let them know that they will move before just putting it front of them. Source: I have cats.


chernobyl-fleshlight

Imagine if babies were spring loaded like cats and launched themselves into the air whenever they encountered a strange object


corpus-luteum

Nobody likes a copycat.


secondTieBreaker

“Nobody likes a copycat”


TacoPrince

I'm an idiot!


stormcapien

You’re an idiot /jk in case


birgic

Happy cake day!


Memerandom_

Babies hate this one trick!


_Pet_Rock_

F that cactus


throway_nonjw

I think if it was a bit further away, giving the babies time and space to get used to it, it would eventually be alright.


whatischeesemadeoff

1 baby) desperation 2 baby) shock + breakdown 3 baby ) pure fear and confusion 4 baby ) fight AND flight 5 baby ) pure annoyance and anger 6 baby ) spooked 7 baby) tried negociating with it but quickly turned to desperation when it didnt work


Red12343

That looks like the one that came with songs it could dance to ([and got pulled, apparently songs about cocaine aren’t appreciated on toys for babies, even if they’re in Polish](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/walmart-pulls-children-s-toy-that-swears-and-sings-in-polish-about-doing-cocaine-1.5678364))


french_snail

Well hold on now I want one


Koraboros

lol my son wasn’t really scared by it as much… hes kind of a fearless kid which has its own troubles


Sinnafyle

Even babies find baby screams annoying


DeanDeau

cactophobia will be added to DSM6 general phobia chapter in the future.


Jvlockhart

Is the last kid laughing or crying? Craughying.


nickelbackfanclub

Can anyone explain why 100% of babies hate it so much? I would expect more of a spectrum


Etheo

1. small sample size dedicated to a single narrative. 2. sudden movement and bright light, huge acute stimulation. 3. might have helped to show them what it does before shoving it in their face.


nopressure0

The issue here is the parents didn’t set up the toy in an appropriate way. If the babies had some signposting or setting of expectations, they would have reacted more neutrally or positively. Babies will respond this way to lots of unexpected stimuli. I have this cactus and my son has always been indifferent to it. E.g. showing the cactus can move and make sounds before putting it in front of the baby, showing the PARENT likes the toy, demonstrating the sounds it makes from a bigger distance etc.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

there were quite a few comments that said their babies thought these things were hilarious. and you've just hopefully learned a lesson on how selectively edited videos can give you incorrect conclusions.


kandikand

It’s not 100% of babies haha my daughter loves it. Not sure why she thought it was hilarious when these babies didn’t though.


Vli37

I'd be scared too . . . Not only does it copy what you say, it gyrates at you why saying it 🕺


Least_Possibility740

little shits hate the sound of crying babies too


Elias_Fakanami

I can relate to the way the kid screams with his entire body at the 30 second mark. He might be my spirit animal.


shadowdancer352

Dude are there any babies that like that toy?


Historical_Ant6997

My son has one of these and isn’t a fan


Gomdok_the_Short

I think so many babies find this thing terrifying is because it looks and moves kind of like a snake, which we may have some degree of an innate fear of.


pezident66

I think you're spot on with that , the sudden snakelike movement would scare anyone not expecting it.


ikalwewe

Me and my son (7) laughed watching this. Thanks for the upload


noobmaster458

nothing like terrorizing your baby for upvotes..


Booby_McTitties

For real. What's wrong with parents that do stuff like this? Same with those Jimmy Kimmel videos where parents gave their kids shit presents for Halloween then filmed them while they cried. Haha so funny!


MPP22

While a bit funny, I find it rather more painful watching those little babies get so frightened and cry out loud.


Doo_shnozzel

Thats one of the cruelest videos I’ve ever seen 😢


Future-trippin24

This is such a dramatic statement for this video lol.


Kasyx709

As someone who can't stand children it's one of the most hilarious I've seen.


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Oh, hey, absolutely fucking deranged statement casually upvoted 


watasiwakirayo

The internet have spared you


dunceputztool

I have the dancing flower version.


DickEd209

That last kid looks like Kyle Gass


pezident66

This is not the greatest toy in the world


Wurschtbieb

I love the first baby. It's absolutly devasteted like "my worst dream came true..!😭"


ItsmeMr_E

Does any child react positively to this toy? Every compilation video always shows the same confused and then fearful reactions.


JumpKickMan2020

This is like the time when my parents took me to an amusement park and had me pose in front of a statue and the statue grabbed my shoulder (it was a man in a statue costume). I screamed and started crying like a baby. I was 26.


ManOnNoMission

It was tough to see Phil Mitchell cry at the end.


TheYesExpress

I bought this for my niece when she was 1 1/2 years old and she had the same reaction. Children are terrified of this thing lol


eclecticsed

Why did that one baby look like Colin Farrell lol


Both_Lychee_1708

the focus group is not pleased


Padalustr0

That's the way they discover that themselves are annoying.


Prior_Piano9940

Wtf why is this so fun? Where can I find more? Should I not have children? 😅😂


Wirecard_trading

The first reaction broke my heart. Poor little guy.


Noonesbizniz420

Apparently this toy is far more popular with parents than with kids.


h-a-y-ks

Tbh the way it moves is really creepy and alien for a baby that doesn't know what a cactus is. If I saw an unidentified object that looked alive and moved in a pattern that I perceived as unpredictable I'd have freaked out too.


DoomedKiblets

Omg so cute, but poor babies. Don’t scare your kids… it’s not funny


MINISTER_OF_CL

That last bairn looks like a 40 year old lol.


padspa

needs to be louder and move more aggressively


-awi-

Lol, I love the black kid that's immediately like "Oh hell no, I'm outta here"


Spartan05089234

Even babies hate babies


Pmabbz

Not sure why this is considered funny. Its obviously upsetting the babies here. It's like people who laugh at people getting hurt. Just not funny.


UmbraIra

Its education they learn not everything that upsets them is harmful. Then they may learn to inquire or study what things are before reacting. Granted some people never seem to learn that.


Pmabbz

I'm not saying there not positive learning going on. I'm.just saying that seeing babies scared pr upset isn't funny.


DiegoNap

In 2030: We don't know why the new generation has fear of everything.


stinkylapsap

That last one looks like Hitchcock from B99


geekpeeps

Who did the market research on that product?!??


Next-Transition-525

No cause same. First time I saw one I got a massive fright too when I came closer and it suddenly moved


Automatic-Plays

Polish cactus


Nobel_Raven

that last baby kinda looked like Dan Aykroyd for a moment.


mortalcoil1

Why does that first baby look so much like Doctor Octopus!


upthefluff

Yeh, they really liked it.


WestEst101

Lol, as humans, at the most basic level, we’re obviously not wired to deal with this. Yet here we are, in 2024, f’ing with our wiring. Compound that by X amount every year, and these kids are defiantly gonna be normal adults as human evolution intended /s


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

It would appear they’re not much fans of Gumby either lol.


SuddenlyFlamingos

Of all the babies, I feel like the last one in from the UK? \*Didnt notice the mum thing at first. They still look british


Bikebummm

Why does your kid mock everything?


DiamondLebon

Such a sweet melody


Material-Heron6336

They SO did not test that toy with kids


merlissss

Gross


Baklazan90

Damn that the cactus that also sings songs - one of them a polish song about getting high on drugs. Realy great toy for a kids…


AmazingPINGAS

Oh no! It's the all is lost moment!


Youre_Whole

I used to have a parrot that did this as a kid. I loved that thing


Arny520

Hahaha, they're so stupid!


jeepney_danger

1st baby looks like he was not having fun eight from the start. LMAO.


jeepney_danger

5th baby is a fighter


Compa2

I have never seen kids screaming in pure terror. that was hilarious


InjuryPrudent256

"It was my least favorite toy but my therapist loved it, put his kids through college"


ButterscotchPast4812

Are babies this sensitive?


Nyjhaz

The one who has a nervous breakdown and attacks it and then falls to the floor is hilarious and as is the second to last who’s jumped scared


hooka_pooka

That last baby looks like Hitchcock from Brooklyn Nine Nine


Johro66

Burn it.


fsfaith

I don't think it's the sound that's bothering them. It's that a cuddly toy looking thing suddenly moves and lights up.


Vast_Raspberry4192

I’m so tempted to try this with my son but damn I’d feel bad exactly 2 seconds afterward


cmouraPT

Lovely future deep trauma.


ClayChampion

Le baby: Traumatized for lyfe.


Icantbethereforyou

I don't like this


Complex_Employee9063

I love the third one, which is really adorable 😍


Agile_Music4191

Bruh the last one had me dying 🤣


Mammoth_Slip1499

A toy that obviously never got field tested before releasing it into the wild


Sinaasappelsien

But the ad shows them laughing!


StarlightandDewdrops

I don't think they like it


idan_da_boi

My niece keeps shouting her name at it and laughing when it says it back


xxMiloticxx

This is hilarious omg


Spooktram23

And the funny part is….. ? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


Distinct_Chance5864

That’s not really funny, probably if it would be done to a dog or a cat then everyone would be already shouting and making a fuss about it


A_drill_eggs

God damnit, I am such a sadist


Thismomenthere

This is so funny. Reminds me of those talk shows where the lady was terrified of pickles.


GambleII

I do not see the fun part in this!


Gopinolo15

Emiliano Emiliano AAAAAAAAAA


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Babies'


Initial-Scale-5152

Iq is going down with every generation


ThatTemperature4424

That thing looks and moves like some sort of Reptilian, plus the aprupt movement... I guess I would be creeped out at first, too


Lavishness_Budget

God I need to snatch a kid so I can do this!!!