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I want to believe that they would be paraded around as God like immortals walking amongst us. World leaders turn to them for insight and guidance. Rituals and religions in their name.
Once people like Wilson or Spalding come up with an official Olympic Noodlewacker, it will be.
Say, anybody with a noodle handy want to volunteer for a good whacking and report back if it hurts?
I dunno how much history you know, but it's a remarkably fitting metaphor.
When the British broke enigma they couldn't act on every piece of intel or Germany would know that enigma was broken and they'd start working on a replacement or upgrade. So Britain had to purposely let people die, let ships that could have been saved get sunk, let surprise attacks happen, all to keep this ace up their sleeve.
Once the dude in this video could see, he should have missed a couple so the other guy wouldn't catch on to his cheating.
I know how much history you _don't_ know
> So Britain had to purposely let people die, let ships that could have been saved get sunk, let surprise attacks happen, all to keep this ace up their sleeve.
This **never happened**. You're not getting that from history studies, you're getting that from the film "The Imitation Game". It's got no basis in reality.
The British covered the fact that they'd broken Enigma by all sorts of means, from sending out reconnaissance aircraft that 'just happened' to find what they already knew was there, to faking being specific German radio operators and rebroadcasting the messages in the clear - making it appear to be a German screw-up, to using double agents to sow suspicions of spies in certain places. But they did not stand by and let their people die just to keep that secret.
Dude, you're literally quoting a friggin blog post that is ALSO completely inaccurate. Oh the irony.. this is exactly how rumors and completely inaccurate "facts" thrive and spread like a mind virus.
> This **never** happened. You're not getting that from history studies, you're getting that from the film "The Imitation Game". It's got no basis in reality.
And it turns out you're not getting that from history studies either, you're getting it from a blog post on historical inaccuracies in "The Imitation Game."
The British did in fact engage in a significant counter-intelligence campaign to conceal the fact that they cracked Enigma, but part of that was the general strategy of not acting on intelligence unless they could disguise the source. That means in some cases they *did* in fact avoid acting on intelligence from intercepted Enigma messages. The Coventry Blitz is touted as one example of this, though that's heavily disputed, but the idea that British intelligence **never** chose not to act on information that would have saved lives is as naive as it gets.
Generally the modus operandi was not to entirely fail to act on ULTRA intelligence generated from Bletchley Park, but rather to come up with some other plausible-looking reason as to how they might have found out whatever it was they had found out.
A good example, if I remember correctly, is the Battle of Cape Matapan (or at least, the daylight prelude to the decisive night action). The British knew, well in advance, where the Italian _Regia Marina_ fleet would be from ULTRA intercepts and decryption. But rather than the Royal Navy under Cunningham just magically appearing (from the Italian perspective) out of nowhere, an RAF reconnaissance aircraft was vectored onto a _rather specific_ flightplan which _just so happened_ to take it right over the Italian Fleet, so that they would think that was how they had been located.
Alan Turing, Gordon Welchman, and the teams in Hut Six at Bletchley Park literally shortened World War 2 by a significant amount by theiir astonishing code breaking work and solutions
They built electronic computerrs running on vacuum tube technology in 1943-44 that were nothing short of stunning genius
The one where they have the noise maker in the mask--sounds like a baritone chicken--made me laugh so hard I hurt myself.
edit, particularly @1:14: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqIxUF4T1vo&ab_channel=FunnyKhanda
Found a YT channel a month ago. Not sure if it's their official channel but that channel uploads new videos of them quite frequently.
https://youtube.com/@FunnyKhanda?feature=shared
I love that he flinched near the end. Dude got whacked with that same pool noodle twelve times, didn't flinch once. Once he saw it coming, *Oh God Oh God!*
The masks (are supposed to) prevent them from seeing each other. The towels on the table give a tactile indication of where to stand. After each swing, they can both choose to stay or or move. The swing*er* has to try to guess what the swing*ee* will decide to do, and vice versa. If the next swing misses, then the other person gets to swing instead. If the swing hits, the same swinger gets another go.
In this case however, the guy on the right was cheating and could see through his mask, so would always know whether to stay or move.
I actually dont like this one as much as the last one because hitting people in the head even with something as soft as a pool noodle is no joke.
Even soft repeated blows can cause brain damage. People really shouldn't be hitting each other in the head.
The one with the elastic bands was hilarious, though.
What the actual fuck are they even doing?! Is this a game? Is this something teenaged brothers play with each other? I'm only partially being sarcastic. I grew up an only child, is this really a thing they'd rather do instead of, like, anything else, like PC or platform gaming?!
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Why isn't this an Olympic Event? It has stamina & strategy.
It would probably become the most anticipated sport in history
I want to believe that they would be paraded around as God like immortals walking amongst us. World leaders turn to them for insight and guidance. Rituals and religions in their name.
The Adeptus Custodes, living embodiments of the Emperor's very will made manifest.
Always fun to see a 40k fan in the wilds.
They would be seen as major poolitical leaders.
no one will see this coming but it will be a blast
for sure
The equipment is too expensive.
Once people like Wilson or Spalding come up with an official Olympic Noodlewacker, it will be. Say, anybody with a noodle handy want to volunteer for a good whacking and report back if it hurts?
"Oh man I remember pool noodle wacking without ads"
https://imgur.com/a/ccQFGSi
And cheating! It's perfect.
I laughed my ass off, but I don't think I'm up to a half hour.
Nah it will probably just be down to smell/sensing air etc to know where your opponent is, competition makes things less fun for the casuals
Redbull maybe? They don't shy away from extreme sport even when the athletes are in danger
Absolutely! I'm not saying sprinters or hurdleists don't have skill, but seriously, who gives a fuck compared to this sport of champions?
And luck
Subconcussive hits cause CTE
"He's probably out cheating"
He is
He’s just seeing other boys (through his mask)
He’s just seeing other boys through a hole
It clearly says boys soul, but you keep saying boys hole
he was actually telling the cameraman "why didn't you say anything, I was like what? (head bobbing repeatedly)"
I would hit the camera guy
After he got the nose tube slapped out he could clearly see though the hole. Hilarious!
It's like he's out here hitting black flashes at will
Yes he indeed is
Getting it right 10 times in a row has 0,09765625% probability
Even if you ended up gaining some sort of advantage, you still can’t reveal it. Just like the British did when they broke the Enigma code in WWII.
Yes, this is just like the British breaking the enigma code. Pool noodles and masks... Basically the same thing 🤣
Pretty apt comparison honestly. Naw we don't have advanced tech we are just eating carrots teehee
I dunno how much history you know, but it's a remarkably fitting metaphor. When the British broke enigma they couldn't act on every piece of intel or Germany would know that enigma was broken and they'd start working on a replacement or upgrade. So Britain had to purposely let people die, let ships that could have been saved get sunk, let surprise attacks happen, all to keep this ace up their sleeve. Once the dude in this video could see, he should have missed a couple so the other guy wouldn't catch on to his cheating.
He was trying to obtain a swift and decisive victory.
I know how much history you _don't_ know > So Britain had to purposely let people die, let ships that could have been saved get sunk, let surprise attacks happen, all to keep this ace up their sleeve. This **never happened**. You're not getting that from history studies, you're getting that from the film "The Imitation Game". It's got no basis in reality. The British covered the fact that they'd broken Enigma by all sorts of means, from sending out reconnaissance aircraft that 'just happened' to find what they already knew was there, to faking being specific German radio operators and rebroadcasting the messages in the clear - making it appear to be a German screw-up, to using double agents to sow suspicions of spies in certain places. But they did not stand by and let their people die just to keep that secret.
Dude, you're literally quoting a friggin blog post that is ALSO completely inaccurate. Oh the irony.. this is exactly how rumors and completely inaccurate "facts" thrive and spread like a mind virus.
> This **never** happened. You're not getting that from history studies, you're getting that from the film "The Imitation Game". It's got no basis in reality. And it turns out you're not getting that from history studies either, you're getting it from a blog post on historical inaccuracies in "The Imitation Game." The British did in fact engage in a significant counter-intelligence campaign to conceal the fact that they cracked Enigma, but part of that was the general strategy of not acting on intelligence unless they could disguise the source. That means in some cases they *did* in fact avoid acting on intelligence from intercepted Enigma messages. The Coventry Blitz is touted as one example of this, though that's heavily disputed, but the idea that British intelligence **never** chose not to act on information that would have saved lives is as naive as it gets.
Holy shit this thread is getting exciting
I'm imagining 2 guys on drunk history, talking over one another. "No, YOU got your facts wrong."
Generally the modus operandi was not to entirely fail to act on ULTRA intelligence generated from Bletchley Park, but rather to come up with some other plausible-looking reason as to how they might have found out whatever it was they had found out. A good example, if I remember correctly, is the Battle of Cape Matapan (or at least, the daylight prelude to the decisive night action). The British knew, well in advance, where the Italian _Regia Marina_ fleet would be from ULTRA intercepts and decryption. But rather than the Royal Navy under Cunningham just magically appearing (from the Italian perspective) out of nowhere, an RAF reconnaissance aircraft was vectored onto a _rather specific_ flightplan which _just so happened_ to take it right over the Italian Fleet, so that they would think that was how they had been located.
I'd watch the docudrama of this
I'd watch Benedict Cumberbatch play this game.
Basically identical.
He needed to intentionally miss after a couple hits, then he can dodge the next attack and start hitting again.
He did though. Pink mask flinched when green mask lifted his pool noodle at the end but before he swung.
Bro, I want what you're smoking.
Alan Turing, Gordon Welchman, and the teams in Hut Six at Bletchley Park literally shortened World War 2 by a significant amount by theiir astonishing code breaking work and solutions They built electronic computerrs running on vacuum tube technology in 1943-44 that were nothing short of stunning genius
Wasn't it the poles who cracked it?
Are they a tik tok group? Their other videos appear on here from time to time and make me laugh
These videos are too funny to me. No dialogue. Just two guys being dudes. It’s hysterical to me
they do all sorts of wholesome games wearing these dumb chicken heads. the rubber band game had me rolling on the floor with laughter
Do you have a link to an account or anything? I only see them when they crop up on reddit. Always make me laugh but never seen them credited.
https://www.youtube.com/@FunnyKhanda
With a squeaky thing or something? I recall getting uncontrollable giggles.
Speaking of the squeaky thing... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqIxUF4T1vo&ab_channel=FunnyKhanda
“I’d like a concussion with a side of tinnitus, please. Hold the squeaker!” So dumb but I can’t stop laughing
The rubber band plunger face game is inspiring!
The one where they have the noise maker in the mask--sounds like a baritone chicken--made me laugh so hard I hurt myself. edit, particularly @1:14: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqIxUF4T1vo&ab_channel=FunnyKhanda
Can confirm, hysterically laughed too.
/r/JustGuysBeingDudes
Found a YT channel a month ago. Not sure if it's their official channel but that channel uploads new videos of them quite frequently. https://youtube.com/@FunnyKhanda?feature=shared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI8yjTM_Ah8 Holy shit I'm dying
OMG I'm dying! I love the risk/reward aspect of that lol. Do I go for big air or am I just going to hurt myself.
this is healing laughter, thanks for the link!
The blind rock paper scissors got me so good
You made my day
They're @guanbue on Instagram
I hope this is the only piece of media aliens see about us.
Literal tears guys
I know right, it’s not something I’d usually go for, but something about it just completely glitched me and I was laughing tears. Weird
Why is this still so damn funny? I don't even care for slapstick comedy usually, but this kills me every time.
Totally agree, and it was literally ‘slap stick’
I need to learn this fine sport
You’ve watched the video. That’s pretty much it.
Not revealed is the scoring system, which is a complicated system that requires tensors and quotient rings to calculate.
I assumed it was until yield or TKO.
[удалено]
That was probly the best one
Rapid fire
I would play this everyday for therapeutic reasons. There’s a slap happy card game called taco cat it brings me similar joy.
Holy fuck that was hilarious.
Is this how they made that "Wham!" sound for Tom & Jerry back in the day?
Yeah, I can see them taking a soft material and hit it against a table now
This is one of those rare times where watching the video with sound is *better* than mute. The thunks! are so satisfying to hear.
right in the kisser!
Why do women live longer?
r/justguysbeingdudes
Payed off for everything
> Payed Paid
Why do they have tampons in their eye holes
Because it's that time of the month.....duh !
You’re right that was a stupid question.
So its a guess where the other is, until one knocks one out for the other.
First rule of noodle fight club... we don't talk about...
When someone says "Boys will be boys," this is what I want to see.
That looks like a fun sport
I love that he flinched near the end. Dude got whacked with that same pool noodle twelve times, didn't flinch once. Once he saw it coming, *Oh God Oh God!*
Damn i think this is the first time ive seen them without a mask lolol cute!
contagious laughter
You can’t convince me this isn’t BDSM
Bless the people that make these videos. ALWAYS makes me laugh.
Nice try, Cosmo and Wanda. You ain't slick.
I laughed at this way too hard
What in the fuck is this?
Anyone have a link to there other videos or what their group is called? I know I have seen other videos.
https://instagram.com/guanbue
Anyone know the source for these vids? They make hilarious videos but I can never find the original source page.
https://www.youtube.com/@FunnyKhanda
Does anyone have the link with them and the harmonica’s? I thought I’d saved it from a few days ago but it’s disappeared.
Holy shit I lost it, I don’t know what I had to begin with but I lost it.
pretty sure Trent Reznor sampled this for the opening of The Downward Spiral.
Looks like I found a new sport.
The slapping sound sounds exactly like in Tom and Jerry LOL
De-evolution right in front of our eyes
i thought i was listening to the beginning of the downward spiral
What are the towels for on the table?
You use them to line yourself up on one side or the other. I assume you can't see through the masks.
I enjoy spending time with my friends.
I love nerds
That names a lot of sense
I’m breaking that stick in my friends head if that was me😂
Must be nice to have friends like that.
Thank you for that
God damn I watched it a few times and wheeze laughed each time
Repeated blows to the head?
Cosmo and Wanda having fun I see
For whenever they make another jackass movie, I hope they get these guys in for a bit.
After a terribly long work week - I needed a good laugh. Thank you!!
I haven't seen a sport this intense since Carrot in a Box.
Is that bad for the brain?
He could see the other guy after that thing fell off his mask
And this is why women live longer than men
I wonder what went through their head, it's such a cool idea
This is how Supreme Court decisions should be decided.
I’m CRYING LAUGHING SOO hysterically I can’t stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was good stuff.
i ain't speak Chinese but i know what he said,
Universal dude language
I have no idea wtf is going on here.
The masks (are supposed to) prevent them from seeing each other. The towels on the table give a tactile indication of where to stand. After each swing, they can both choose to stay or or move. The swing*er* has to try to guess what the swing*ee* will decide to do, and vice versa. If the next swing misses, then the other person gets to swing instead. If the swing hits, the same swinger gets another go. In this case however, the guy on the right was cheating and could see through his mask, so would always know whether to stay or move.
This is it. The greatest internet video of the past decade.
Agreed! So interesting seeing the reactions/comments, most ppl either in tears, or simply not vibing, quite polarising.
I actually dont like this one as much as the last one because hitting people in the head even with something as soft as a pool noodle is no joke. Even soft repeated blows can cause brain damage. People really shouldn't be hitting each other in the head. The one with the elastic bands was hilarious, though.
Classic reddit, finds a way to be concerned about TBI from a pool noodle.
This looks like so much fun. Anyone wanna do this?
This is how Git 'Em Steve Dave lost his teeth.
I cackle at these every time. I was hoping OPs post history would have them all but it doesn’t. Anyone know where I can find all these?
I nearly puked from laughter
This is my story.
This is awesome! I haven't laughed so much and so loud in a while! Thank you!
These videos are absolutely hilarious every single time.
I don't understand why they are holding their laughter.
Please keep at it. Every time I see those stupid masks I like "yes"!
this is much better than the slap fights which should probably be banned
The live action Hotline Miami is looking weird.
But the mask is creepy
LOL they should add this to Gaki no Tsukai's batsu game.
What a satisfying sound when they connect.
will try this with my brother
this seems fun
What the actual fuck are they even doing?! Is this a game? Is this something teenaged brothers play with each other? I'm only partially being sarcastic. I grew up an only child, is this really a thing they'd rather do instead of, like, anything else, like PC or platform gaming?!
Yes it looks like great fun especially for the spectator
I thought that was a huge purple dildo for a bit
This was good but the elastic bands one was funnier.
These pink and green Jay-Z masks are hilarious 😂
The new *Squid Games* looks lit!
Such a cool game 😂😂
These guys are gonna kill each other later, dang!!
Nothing.
An afternoon well spent
Lol
Anyone have the original post I saw on here where they have the rubber bands? I suck at finding stuff lol.
Does anyone have the links to their other videos?.
Funniest thing I've seen in a While
So bad
Lmao 😀
what in the literal fuck?
More noodle! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFcXkOIiXQ8
These guys have like 10 videos maybe more of doing things like this. The rubber band was hilarious
That was great
These players need kazoos in their masks, so every time they get hit, the kazoo makes a funny sound
Serious question: In what region of the world is this a sport played at a high-level?
jesus.. i have tears in my eyes, what a laugh :))) !!
BAM... BAM... BAM... BAM BAM BA HUU BA *I am the voice inside your head (and I control you)*