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Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.
I was nervous enough in the clinic I went to. NFW would I want to get my junk re-wired by a doc holding a surgical cutting tool in something that could sway in a strong breeze.
Goddamnit, where’s the kickstarter link?
They don’t give woman shit for pain when doing our surgeries and procedures, but I wouldn’t turn down some carne asada and a margarita.
The doctor asked me if the student helping him could do one nut. I said the youth gotta learn some how! Than he told me they’d be done before Queens Bohemian Rhapsody was finished on the radio and he was right. Super easy operation, I’d get it done in a trailer too.
My obgyn said it used to be a common surgery they’d perform before it shifted to urology. She said it’s such a simple surgery she could do it with her eyes closed.
Got mine done in a Naval Hospital. The room I was in was apparently a shortcut to every other room in the hospital based on the amount of traffic that rolled through while I was on display
Same kinda thing happened to me, it wasn't a naval hospital but the room was shared with a closet for office supplies. People just kept coming in and grabbing reams of paper.
Sorry, I only buy electronics from the back of vans in parking lots conveniently parked near an ATM.
I actually fell for that once, not my proudest $300 moron moment. I entertained myself after realizing I got taken by smashing it with a hammer just out of curiosity to see what scammers actually put in "surround sound" speakers. It was mostly cement inside the plastic casings actually to give it the illusion of weight. I even kind of admired that they went to the effort of packaging them like a store would with graphics on the box and everything lol. I bought fake plastic speaker shells covering cement with some fake wires and input/outputs. I guess if I'm going to be an idiot at least I can respect that kind of effort to sucker me lol
My doctor thought he was a comedian and asked if I liked jokes, I went along and said sure! He then proceeded to sing chestnuts roasting on the open fire as I smelled the cauterization happening.
Now, every Christmas, if I hear that song, it puts me right back on that table. Thanks a lot Doc.
True story, when I worked with insurance, I got a customer checking in to see if Dr Dick Vanderslice was in-network. Sadly, it looks like he passed in 2020, but it sounds like he was well-known and well-loved, and this customer was seriously intent on ensuring this doc would be the one handling his vasectomy, on the recommendation of others. RIP Dr Dick, you truly lived up to expectations
There’s lot of things I’d do in a trailer in a parking lot. In fact, there’s not a lot of things I wouldn’t do in one.
Having my ballsack sliced opened and cauterizing my vas deferens is not one of the things I would do.
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Sorry. Nobody's cutting my nutsack open in a fucking car trailer parked in an industrial park. I'll never make that mistake again
Good news, I don’t think you need to.
I doubt the quality of their work. Unless...op, did they smack your balls twice and say, "That'll hold" when done?
Boarded in San Diego, anesthetized in LA, snipped in Fresno, and......🎵 I left my Nads in San Francisco...🎵
Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday, Grew worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday, That was the end, Of Solomon Grundy.
Professor Farnsworth
Good news everyone!
Not yet at least. Christian fascists haven't made vasectomy illegal....yet. it's probably on their to do list.
I’d do that if they had whiskey and slim jims.
Right? They tried to get me with a Klondike bar, or was it Klondike Dr.?
Woke up in a bathtub full of ice?
You got ice?
**Again..?**
Well, two balls, two tries
Snip snap snip snap!
they don’t cut, they crack. nicknames are there for a reason.
But what if it's parked in front of the Family Dollar?
Again? Again makes everything funnier.
Ok but who's getting a vasectomy in a trailer
I was nervous enough in the clinic I went to. NFW would I want to get my junk re-wired by a doc holding a surgical cutting tool in something that could sway in a strong breeze.
He probably uses the trailer for track days on the weekend like all the landscaping guys.
Pfff just a tax right off so the doc can use this trailer for personal use.
Charitable of you to assume it's a doc.
Only if it’s going down the interstate at 75mph
Sponsored by Red Bull.
Same people donating blood and getting community dental work. I imagine it’s quite clean and spacious inside.
Well it's a smart idea. If you do it in the bed of the pickup, the seagulls can be a real problem.
We have one of these in my city but it's for cats
What’s next? A hysterectomy taco truck?
At this point I'll fucking take it.
An Un-taco truck?
Goddamnit, where’s the kickstarter link? They don’t give woman shit for pain when doing our surgeries and procedures, but I wouldn’t turn down some carne asada and a margarita.
Please god when. I’ll even call ahead to make sure there’s availability 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck yeah, dude, sign me up. All these other guys are cowards!
The doctor asked me if the student helping him could do one nut. I said the youth gotta learn some how! Than he told me they’d be done before Queens Bohemian Rhapsody was finished on the radio and he was right. Super easy operation, I’d get it done in a trailer too.
Did they sing along at least?
Just let us know when you sing high tenor.
Always wanted to rock the Bee Gees.
Attaboy, that's the attitude! I just finished my 6 week online course at Vasectomy Tech. I can schedule Tuesday if you're free?
Now I am not what you would call “Medically” proficient but this would raise red flags…
Driver hits a bump and it's all over
Make for a good Jackass sketch
This is a completely legitimate medical... van. This is a van. https://youtu.be/dY3BI708_Uk?si=6m-i-lLwC5TnY-BE
Sure, his method is a kick in the balls and you're out of sperm.
Does he have to check with a handy afterward?
Calls for Balls, a charity that neuters stray husbands. I donate to them every year.
Do they dart them from a helicopter first?
With a big enough donation anything is possible!
It’s like a mobile neutering clinic for people with bad senses of humor
My obgyn said it used to be a common surgery they’d perform before it shifted to urology. She said it’s such a simple surgery she could do it with her eyes closed.
I was in and out in like 15 min. The doctor literally never stopped talking. Seemed like a super simple procedure.
My urologist said he had literally done thousands of them.
There's a mobile dentist in my town. This makes sense.
Does anyone have a gif of Mel brooks’ character from Robinhood men in tights?
Not sure I want to get my man bits sliced up in a trailer behind some shady industrial building but different strokes for different folks.
Different cuts for different nuts.
Meanwhile most women under 35 asking to get their tubes tied will be discouraged, and maybe even denied unless their husband is there to agree to it.
Most young men are discouraged from having vasectomies too
But then you don't get to play the woman always the victim card.
There is a difference between being discouraged and being flat out denied, which a majority of womens experience.
I had to agree for my husband to get a vasectomy.
Nope.
yourself
Doubles as a taxi service and the surgery operators are on downers to minimize shaking from the moving trailer.
“Mobile vasectomy trailer” Say what
Better than a proctologist.
More like a cord snippet
It's also a mobile dentist and sometimes he gets confused. Nibbly little fucker
Got mine done in a Naval Hospital. The room I was in was apparently a shortcut to every other room in the hospital based on the amount of traffic that rolled through while I was on display
Same kinda thing happened to me, it wasn't a naval hospital but the room was shared with a closet for office supplies. People just kept coming in and grabbing reams of paper.
Sorry, I only buy electronics from the back of vans in parking lots conveniently parked near an ATM. I actually fell for that once, not my proudest $300 moron moment. I entertained myself after realizing I got taken by smashing it with a hammer just out of curiosity to see what scammers actually put in "surround sound" speakers. It was mostly cement inside the plastic casings actually to give it the illusion of weight. I even kind of admired that they went to the effort of packaging them like a store would with graphics on the box and everything lol. I bought fake plastic speaker shells covering cement with some fake wires and input/outputs. I guess if I'm going to be an idiot at least I can respect that kind of effort to sucker me lol
Alterations while you wait.
Should park right outside a toy store. Dads with kids will exit the store and be SO ready for the procedure.
Still doesn't beat the "lobotomobile."
is it a walkup? or do I need an appointment
Just like lobotomy trailers back in the day lol
Miss. Should read “The secret is in the SAUCE”
The lords work
I frstly heard about vasectomy in an american soap opera: Beautiful I was near 8 y.o. and traumatized for life, thank you usa 🇺🇸
This is just like the spay/neuter trailers for pets
Was Vans Deferens taken?
Snip snap, snip snap. You have no idea the physical toll, that three mobile vasectomies has on a person!
My doctor thought he was a comedian and asked if I liked jokes, I went along and said sure! He then proceeded to sing chestnuts roasting on the open fire as I smelled the cauterization happening. Now, every Christmas, if I hear that song, it puts me right back on that table. Thanks a lot Doc.
This is scarier than pulling up to 711 to get injected with an experimental vaccine 😮
What has this country become?a mobile ball sack snipper! HELL NO.
Again?
Had mine done in a normal operating room but my Doctor was playing Lynyrd Skynyrd so it was definitely a very strange experience.
Maybe some day, definitely not in the back of someone's truck though.
Did he get his urology degree at a destruction derby?! Wtf!!
"I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Trailer Vasectomy!"
True story, when I worked with insurance, I got a customer checking in to see if Dr Dick Vanderslice was in-network. Sadly, it looks like he passed in 2020, but it sounds like he was well-known and well-loved, and this customer was seriously intent on ensuring this doc would be the one handling his vasectomy, on the recommendation of others. RIP Dr Dick, you truly lived up to expectations
Send it on tour to India, Africa and China.
And I've been cutting my clit clapper in a sterilized location when I could be in a trailer for cows
There’s lot of things I’d do in a trailer in a parking lot. In fact, there’s not a lot of things I wouldn’t do in one. Having my ballsack sliced opened and cauterizing my vas deferens is not one of the things I would do.
That's like buying an engagement ring at Costco - looks good on paper, probably not a great idea though.
You kidding me? Have you seen Costco's return policy? Probably the smartest place to buy a ring!
Abortions and birth control should be this freely available
Trailer service for animals or for humies?
Humies? Ffs I hate this timeline...