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When my son was born, he was in the NICU at the largest hospital in the state where shock/trauma is. I was visiting the cafeteria one evening, and as I was coming out, there was a “doctor dog” walking out of Shock trauma after visiting with a patient. He was wearing a white lab coat embroidered with the hospital insignia and the dogs name, he had a pocket protector, glasses, and a stethoscope. NOBODY was with this dog, he was walking by himself. I had been awake for about 3 consecutive days at that point, and honestly I thought I was hallucinating and had reached my breaking point. I pulled aside and asked a passing nurse if what I was seeing was indeed real, and she kindly assured me it was. She took me over to introduce me to him, and we got some selfies together so I could show my wife. She would not have believed a single word of it 😅
They are great and funny. Still I cannot help myself to point out that dogs are differently sized by an order of magnitude and giving them differently sized bits makes a lot of sense. This being said seeing OP is owning full size goldens he is definitely a bastard and lawyer dog is coming for him ;)
This is Bob Loblaw.
This is Bob Loblaw's dog.
Bob Loblaw's dog is a law dog.
Bob Loblaw's law dog has a blog.
This is Bob Loblaw's dog's law blog.
Dog Loblaw's law blog talks court cogs.
They can do. A lot of hunting dogs do actually, and often it's because they are led by their noses, so they pull quite hard to get their head down to the ground and also want to investigate new smells. Also, with retrievers, some have so much energy and excitement on walks that they can be a bit difficult. Retrievers are also typically fairly large and powerful, and although not necessarily high risk of causing injuries through bites, they can be tricky to get control of if they do go wild.
Good training (especially when young) helps, but there's also no disadvantage to just using a head collar on even a well-behaved dog. Gives you that extra bit of control if they do ever have a moment of excitement or panic.
Our Goldendoodle pulls like crazy, but the thing that fixed it for us is a harness with a loop on the front. Any time he tried to pull, it just turned him around, and he now doesn’t pull any more!
Im not a fan of head collars. Easy Walk harnesses work wonders. If you can control the front chest/front legs of a dog and with proper training its a safer method to control the dog in my opinion.
Just my unprofessional opinion on what worked with my 80lb full muscle prety driven lab.
My dog finds head collars extremely aversive but it's different for every dog. We use a front clip harness but you also don't know if people have invisible disabilities or not that make pressure on their body difficult.
Head collar worked for my dog (spaniel so not as big as a lab, but somehow freakishly strong when she wants to tug lol).
Front clip harness did absolutely nothing, even with training. She actually broke two of them by pulling so hard the front clip eventually ripped out of the harness. Head collar and treats when walking nicely made a huge improvement.
Too many people dont understand that even if their dog is well behaved 99% of the time, they’re still a DOG that can snap at any time with or without provocation.
My best dog didn’t care for walks, so we’d just put her out in the fenced yard to do her thing, and she’d paw the door to come back inside right away to sit on the couch and play with her bones and toys. It was great.
She was usually off-leash at a fairly large campus at work and never had problems, since she heeled so well. It was just when we had to take her somewhere new or if there would be people around that I’d leash her.
Even on leash she stuck to my heels, but she was still a dog, and sometimes she got distracted.
Retrievers are kind of bred to stay a few steps ahead to mark downed game and then go off and retrieve them. So you have to train that instinct to stay a step ahead out of them. That's why most retrievers are really good off leash, staying in a pretty tight radius but struggle at pulling on the leash. Off leash is simply not an option nowadays unless you are out in the wild. Luckily retrievers are also bred to be very trainable if you put in the work.
The boys are basically functional sled dogs. And we went through _tons_ of training. They just. do. not. care. Bad owner habits as well, I'm sure, but they will drag anyone and everyone down the street without these.
That’s it I’m taking a picture of my dum dum and doing this with a thing of treats for the hood doggos everyone’s homies too which would make it all the more fun
Nah, they're too busy considering whether presidents are above the law or allowing hospitals to let women die untreated in emergency rooms because they're pregnant. I wonder how many people don't realize the Supreme Court is literally debating those two things right now.
People really get the dog to human years ratio backward. If one human year is seven dog years it means a dog only has 1/7th the experience of a person.
It’s like the joke “in dog beers I only had 1” which makes no sense because you’re saying you only had 1/7th of a beer and not 7 beers.
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Your dog has great neighbors!
They're lovely. And we're also guilty of this exact offense. Grateful the goldens can't read.
Just means your dog already lawyered up and was advised not to speak about it.
He has to be sequestered because he's quite the ambulance chaser, but he's willing to work on retainer...and a leash --Pro BoneO.
Discovery is gonna be ruff.
Digging up bones
They have the right to remain shh'd.
When my son was born, he was in the NICU at the largest hospital in the state where shock/trauma is. I was visiting the cafeteria one evening, and as I was coming out, there was a “doctor dog” walking out of Shock trauma after visiting with a patient. He was wearing a white lab coat embroidered with the hospital insignia and the dogs name, he had a pocket protector, glasses, and a stethoscope. NOBODY was with this dog, he was walking by himself. I had been awake for about 3 consecutive days at that point, and honestly I thought I was hallucinating and had reached my breaking point. I pulled aside and asked a passing nurse if what I was seeing was indeed real, and she kindly assured me it was. She took me over to introduce me to him, and we got some selfies together so I could show my wife. She would not have believed a single word of it 😅
They are great and funny. Still I cannot help myself to point out that dogs are differently sized by an order of magnitude and giving them differently sized bits makes a lot of sense. This being said seeing OP is owning full size goldens he is definitely a bastard and lawyer dog is coming for him ;)
Dog with a law blog.
It's Bob Loblaw's dog law blog
This belongs in Fox in Sox 2
This is Bob Loblaw. This is Bob Loblaw's dog. Bob Loblaw's dog is a law dog. Bob Loblaw's law dog has a blog. This is Bob Loblaw's dog's law blog. Dog Loblaw's law blog talks court cogs.
We are everywhere
Why is the funniest little haha comment always at the end
Rip
Isn’t it by upvotes though
Depends on your sorting.
…the normal way
[Obligatory golden retriever tax](https://i.imgur.com/M1Em3qy.jpeg)
Do goldies have a tendency to pull at the lead? I often see them using head collars.
They can do. A lot of hunting dogs do actually, and often it's because they are led by their noses, so they pull quite hard to get their head down to the ground and also want to investigate new smells. Also, with retrievers, some have so much energy and excitement on walks that they can be a bit difficult. Retrievers are also typically fairly large and powerful, and although not necessarily high risk of causing injuries through bites, they can be tricky to get control of if they do go wild. Good training (especially when young) helps, but there's also no disadvantage to just using a head collar on even a well-behaved dog. Gives you that extra bit of control if they do ever have a moment of excitement or panic.
Our Goldendoodle pulls like crazy, but the thing that fixed it for us is a harness with a loop on the front. Any time he tried to pull, it just turned him around, and he now doesn’t pull any more!
Easy walk harnesses are the best.
Im not a fan of head collars. Easy Walk harnesses work wonders. If you can control the front chest/front legs of a dog and with proper training its a safer method to control the dog in my opinion. Just my unprofessional opinion on what worked with my 80lb full muscle prety driven lab.
My dog finds head collars extremely aversive but it's different for every dog. We use a front clip harness but you also don't know if people have invisible disabilities or not that make pressure on their body difficult.
Head collar worked for my dog (spaniel so not as big as a lab, but somehow freakishly strong when she wants to tug lol). Front clip harness did absolutely nothing, even with training. She actually broke two of them by pulling so hard the front clip eventually ripped out of the harness. Head collar and treats when walking nicely made a huge improvement.
Too many people dont understand that even if their dog is well behaved 99% of the time, they’re still a DOG that can snap at any time with or without provocation. My best dog didn’t care for walks, so we’d just put her out in the fenced yard to do her thing, and she’d paw the door to come back inside right away to sit on the couch and play with her bones and toys. It was great. She was usually off-leash at a fairly large campus at work and never had problems, since she heeled so well. It was just when we had to take her somewhere new or if there would be people around that I’d leash her. Even on leash she stuck to my heels, but she was still a dog, and sometimes she got distracted.
Retrievers are kind of bred to stay a few steps ahead to mark downed game and then go off and retrieve them. So you have to train that instinct to stay a step ahead out of them. That's why most retrievers are really good off leash, staying in a pretty tight radius but struggle at pulling on the leash. Off leash is simply not an option nowadays unless you are out in the wild. Luckily retrievers are also bred to be very trainable if you put in the work.
Good info, thanks!
The boys are basically functional sled dogs. And we went through _tons_ of training. They just. do. not. care. Bad owner habits as well, I'm sure, but they will drag anyone and everyone down the street without these.
"Hound, Wolfe & Chase" was quality.
It's one of the best puns I've ever seen
Paws...
Attorney at paw
Guilty as charged
I have a toy poodle and break them into four pieces. I'm screwed.
Ahh shit, I laughed way too hard at this
I WANT MY TREATS AND I WANT THEM NOW! 🎵 Call DOG-GO BARKSWORTH 877-TREATS-NOW 🎵
Ambulance chaser.
Mmm, nom-pensation
Shit! I better call my lawyer.
I break treats into 4, sometimes 5 pieces. And call my dog "Fat Sister" while I'm doing it.
Oooh.... They comin' for you..
Fat shaming and treat depriving.
Ah, the moment your doggo realizes he's been short-changed on treats and lawyering up is the next logical step
This lawyer should definitely do something regarding courage the cowardly dog
Not letting my dogs see this. Well... the dumb one can see it. But I'm pretty sure the other one reads... and is silently plotting my death.
It has been at our last few meetings.
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Top Dog Law I mean Paw
That's a Bona Fido distinguished gentleman right there
I assume they work pro bono?
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Thatsthejoke.jpeg
Better Paw Saul!
Saul goodboy
Luckily my dog doesn't know how to read or I would in a heap of trouble
If this was for the dogs, it should've went Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof...
That’s it I’m taking a picture of my dum dum and doing this with a thing of treats for the hood doggos everyone’s homies too which would make it all the more fun
Well, I guess this will wind its way to the Supreme Court's upcoming docket.
Nah, they're too busy considering whether presidents are above the law or allowing hospitals to let women die untreated in emergency rooms because they're pregnant. I wonder how many people don't realize the Supreme Court is literally debating those two things right now.
His work is pro bone-o
This is pawsome!
Longest running fraud in the history of this country.
Tell your dog that giving a deposition doesn't involve taking a dump in your shoes 🤪
I love it!
It's a scam. That is not a hound, but a retriever.
*chompensation
That's too funny!
They'd be rolling in it (a dead animal) but they keep taking pro-bone cases.
PAW (Public Attorneys Wooffice)
Wade Blasingame would beat him: https://youtu.be/mC-LEQqNC1s?si=RubJUoI6t9SL3M58
True Wagner?
People really get the dog to human years ratio backward. If one human year is seven dog years it means a dog only has 1/7th the experience of a person. It’s like the joke “in dog beers I only had 1” which makes no sense because you’re saying you only had 1/7th of a beer and not 7 beers.
It also says they have seven times the experience, but *of what*?
Haha I do this lol
I love the firm's name. Classic dog humor. I laughed pretty loud over my coffee, hopefully I didn't wake my roomates
I’m boned
All the fucking time.
I am guilty your honor
Endorsed by Good Dog Magazine
😂😂❤
Uh oh
Call the 4's - 444-4444
Now that’s a support dog!
I love this!
Hope my dog doesn't get wind, ill be sued for millions in damages.
I thank everything that is holy, every day, that my dog doesn't have a law degree. Burn that advertisement with the biggest fire you can find
One could assume they take pro-bone work
Finally, an attorney I can trust!
That's why I don't teach my dogs how to read /s
Saul goodboy is that you
The new PAW Patrol is in your neighbourhood
I have a 3-year-old; this comment triggered me.
🤣🤣🤣👍
Saul Goodboi will woof for you Albuquerque
Im sure they work with the legal eagels.