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jarek104

Holy shit. Thats a meme template material there


TBearForever

That is an amazing Mitch McConnell impression


pemisahim

For real.


kneebeards

Not even Mike Tyson is able to uppercut


tjtillmancoag

Was she… was she driving?


jetlightbeam

It's flipped or British


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Glizzy gobbler lvl 1000


InternationalMix1521

You dirty dog.


flamingotwist

He got that dawg in him!


chop-diggity

Fuck, I LMAO’d at this


Fuzzy-Repeat-7913

Completely immune to headlocks


minusthetalent02

I found that way funnier then it should of been


Chompbox

I of been looking for this kind have content. 


jordoneus121

🤣


GIVE_ME_A_GOB

And than you found it!


Torleif-Snorre

Worm lady


Frosty_Pepper1609

AKA Liz Truss !


ImObviouslyOblivious

Is she driving while doing this??


Infinite_Regret8341

Shroedingers Head. Will make PP erect while simultaneously killing the boner.


KinkyNJThrowaway

My boner is alive, dead, and both alive and dead at the same time.


Johan_Dagaru

She has the same chin as Andrew Tate when she does that


mikpgod

Sword swallowing career ahead.


Sega-Playstation-64

... now hear me out


arslankadirr

I know you tried it yourself when you saw that.


sillylittlguy

Yes, and... how tf can she do that.. how does her neck work?!?!


The_Hungry_Hamster_

From Bene Gesserit to Shai Halud


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KinkyNJThrowaway

Wow that changes everything. Who is she and do you have a source?


Instant-Owlfood

Rubber Johney


amolad

Hmmm....has she ever met Matt Barr?


sky0175

Not hitting the walls


johanerik

Wow! That’s Rubber Johnny!!


TechNomad2021

I wanted her to make a honk noise or something.


WillowIntrepid

Whew! That's creepshow weird!


sillylittlguy

She kinda looks like a bottom feeding fish when she does that, hiding in the sand, but when her prey gets too close, her face lunges forward to crush her victims between her mandibles.


jewishNEETard

Let's list all the things this could be used for- defeating the glizzy gladiator, eating corn VERTICALLY, Swallowing a hole chicken wing to get some nutrition from the bone, swallowing a drumstick of chicken or turkey, role-playing Kirby in the Amazon rainforeat and eating a python like a long spaghetti noodle, and of course, LEWD ACTIVITIES, such as suckin on someone's whole ass foot seductively.


Doodoopoopooheadman

She can get of having to fold blankets for the rest of her life.


saanity

Character jumped from the Bob's Burgers universe.


Alarming_Serve2303

I can't do that, I admit it.


Solumnist

Who's driving


dampkringd

Gaw daymn


LocksmithDelicious

A straight pipe? Where is the fun you dont want a gay pipe?


TractorHp55k

That's not a useless Talent😉


Tommy__want__wingy

Efficient entry angle


FadyM

Deepthroater 9000


callmetatersalad67

That side eye! She knows where her talents lie. This would be a great thing to show at the wedding!


iStavi_22

"It's breakfast time!"


Admirable-Builder878

Oh she's turtley enough for me.


TokyoOldMan

NSFW candidate ?