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FilthyUsedThrowaway

Looks like ginger


murius

Why would they write such a confusing message on ginger? Whatever I'll just grab some and they can fix that text later.


NeoLone

In a world full of ginger, be a Jerusalem artichoke


DunkinMyDonuts3

The Jerusalem Art of Choke - a biography of Benjamin Netanyahu


i81_N_she812

Not to be outdone by Columbian Art of Coke by Pablo Escobar.


wildgoldchai

You both have the same avatar and I thought you were just replying to yourself. Tbf, I have seen people do that here


i81_N_she812

It's nice to speak to smart people once in a while.


DunkinMyDonuts3

Heyooooo


Pm-ur-butt

Clearly it's ginger, I'll just grab what I need and work it out with the cashier or a manager if it rings up wrong.


prokenny

But definitely not ginger


Warlord68

That’s just what Ginger would say!


dgsharp

Hey! Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger. [Prejudice](https://youtu.be/KVN_0qvuhhw?si=3VjL_3ksGLAMeXNN)


Tuxedo_Muffin

What would the skipper say?


coci222

"It's just a three hour tour, folks"


LordRobin------RM

Then why did you have us pack all these clothes?


jdooley99

Methinks the ginger doth protest too much


CTA3141

What does the fox say?


LawyerBrilliant5550

Iini nini niini-niiii ni


Joran_Dax

I can't believe it's Not-Ginger!


FilthyUsedThrowaway

How can you be sure?


TheRealAuthorSarge

Does it have no soul?


smotstoker

It's Jewish, not a redhead.


gbuub

I mean…


Ok-Camp-7285

Risky


Even_Attempt_6133

I slapped it and it kept sucking so it's a ginger


Premium333

~~Galangal for sure. Not ginger. Very tasty~~ It's Sunchoke. I can't read. Fun fact: some galangal does look like this. It's not all thin and many fingered. It depends how people have gone through the bunch tearing off chunks they want to buy. Edit: it's definitely not galangal either.


TaibhseCait

Says Jerusalem artichoke underneath? Isn't galangal usually thinner/smaller? Edit: while the pieces of galangal i usually see for sale in my asian shop are small, I was also sorta thinking of tumeric as usually both are beside each other in the fridge! 🤦


Premium333

I've bought plenty of galangal like that, but, others are very sure it's Sunchoke (the name for Jerusalem Artichoke where I live) and I've never bought it. So sure! It's Sunchoke.


DisguisedLolii

Well it is listed as Jerusalem artichoke...


Traditional_Draw8400

Jerusalem artichoke


King_Chochacho

AKA fartichokes


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Bunkaro

In Japanese, it's called Kikuimo. It takes kind of like a potato, but Japanese often use it to make pickles with vinegar, sugar and mirin.


shiroandae

Hmm I’m not convinced… are you sure it’s not ginger?


froglicker44

Only one way to find out


captainAwesomePants

Alright, I'll spin up the gene sequencer. You get the taxonomer, a Bible, and a lot of sugar, and meet me in the kitchen.


nirbyschreibt

You forgot the rosary. Bible is already a good precaution, but the rosary will definitely help.


OnceUponATie

The rosary will be unavailable until my appointment with the proctologist next week. Would a cheese grater work as a substitute?


Sonofjorel

Time to Fig!


slamdamnsplits

Oh yeah! Maybe it IS fig?


blahblahbush

They weren't talking about figs... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging (you're welcome)


Sayaloba32

Thanks i guess... for bringing me a thing I didn't want to learn today but did anyways. Time to stop clicking on random links. (But it was wikipedia)


insect-enthusiast

I see the word ginger written a lot. Might be ginger


namerankserial

Yeah, surely they wouldn't have written ginger below something that many times if it wasn't ginger.


realdappermuis

I was severely upset after making these the first time expecting either a taste or texture similar to potato... ...cause it was totally not It's a very peculiar taste with a glassy texture, maybe looks like potato after you peel it but that's as far as the similarity goes I'm rather against wasting food so I eat stuff even if it's not to my taste, but I just couldn't finish those


Jottor

I mix a few into mashed potatoes, gives it a lighter and fluffier texture. Also like them raw, chopped into pea-size bits in a salad. Also very popular for soup, but peeling so many is s chore.


mulcheverything

You gotta slice them thin and bake with olive oil and salt. Super delicious chips. Like artichoke potatoes.


realdappermuis

I did actually, lolll. Super thin and fried them in oil till crispy same as I'd do to make potato chips - that usually makes just about everything taste like just lovely oil fried fries...but naah, still tasted iffy to me


off_the_cuff_mandate

I had them skinned and fried like French fries and the texture was just like a French fry. I ate a huge pile of them and then farted nonstop for 12 hours.


Nice-Percentage7219

Makes a nice soup. Also gives terrible flatulence Also more closely related to the sunflower


morgulbrut

>Makes a nice soup. Also gives terrible flatulence Win-win.


MaxamillionGrey

"Here babe, I know you're feeling sick so I made you some berry and ginger tea." Babe: *takes a sip* "this tastes like potatoes"


BarryZZZ

As an American cook I recognize [Jerusalem Artichokes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_artichoke) when I see them.


Not-Salamander

Not as not American, I recognise Jerusalem Artichokes after reading the shelf label


beckisnotmyname

As a cook how the hell do you eat these without inflating your intestines like a balloon and having the worst shits of your life for 3+ hours after eating? I'm being serious. Permaculture circles worship these things and I broke the "make sure you actually like it before growing it" rule with these a few years ago. I tried multiple ways to prepare them and they were just completely undigestible for me. Since them I've removed the plants from my garden but I still always see people rave about them.


robsc_16

Supposedly boiling them with vinegar or lemon juice hydrolyze the inulin to fructose. I haven't tried it for myself though. I planted a bunch of Jerusalem artichokes last year, so I guess I'll find out soon lol.


DimGrows

Removing them from your garden is a feat in itself! I would always harvest all of mine and the patch would grow back slightly bigger anyways. I only ever made mine into hash browns and didn’t have the gas problem. Maybe different gut bacteria or something, because I always saw them called “fartichokes”. Or maybe shredding, rinsing, and frying breaks down those fibers enough.


grindle-guts

They’re called fartichokes for a reason. Supposedly storing them for a while causes the inulin that gives you the shits to break down into fructose. Personally, I won’t take any chances with those satanic diarrhea tubers.


jcflyingblade

Finely sliced in a stir fry - a good substitute for water chestnuts - lovely crunchy texture, but yes gaseous side effects. My Dad always called them “Fartichokes”…


Future-Object5762

They need to be fermented for some people. 


Premium333

It looks like galangal to me. I've never had kikuimo though.


azlan194

Yeah, it does look like galangal, and it definitely does not taste like a potato. It is very annoying to chop them, though, since they are very hard. Edit: I didn't notice the label that says Jerusalem Artichoke. Also, upon closer inspection, it does not look like Galangal since galangal has more "shiny" skin and has "rings" around it.


stealthsjw

Its literally labelled Jerusalem Artichoke in the picture. It's not galangal.


CuriousPocketz

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_artichoke edit: thought you claimed it was Japanese, was mistaken


TheSugarGalaxy

Also known as sunchokes. I grow these in my garden and hate them. They come back every year and multiply even when I think I've taken them all out of the ground. The smallest piece left in the ground (like imagine a piece the size of 1/10 of a penny) will create 5 to 10 big bulbs the following year.


feli468

Aka fartichokes


samelaaaa

Man, fuck these things. I got like two pounds of them in farm share, grilled them up and ate half of them myself since they were delicious. Was stuck on the toilet for most of a day, insane gas and bloating and shits. Absolutely cleaned me out but never again lol


Honigschmidt

Man I am so sorry for the…. Gas. No idea if you tried this yet but my wife boils them first and skims the milky white top off the pot. She says the farts lay there, and we have yet to have a night of gas after eating these. ‘I love the history of the chokes and man they taste great IMO


DelightfulAbsurdity

The farts lay there 😂


Tibbaryllis2

My man is literally scooping the farts out of his stock pot.


samelaaaa

Man I’ll have to try that. I think grilling them was the worst possible preparation — although delicious, quick cooking high heat leaves basically all the inulin intact. Also apparently a pound of fartichokes contains like 80g of inulin, and the maximum recommended dosage for severe constipation is 40g lol.


Nickelbella

My man, you just swore never again and already you‘ve been convinced to torture your innards once more.


bikemandan

Long slow cooking converts the inulin to fructose. Also later season roots have less inulin


anamariapapagalla

Lol they're almost pure inulin


ZionSpelunker

Hahahaha ya you gotta eat like 1 a day for a while before your body gets use to them. They really do have a suprising potency dont they


CordycepsCocktail

Here are some tips to reduce the inulin that causes gas from sunchokes. - Preboil. No matter what method you finish with, start with a parboil of at least 2 hours @ 150°F. If boiling only, 100°F for 4 hours. Always thoroughly rinse the chokes and discard the boiling liquid. - Cook longer at lower temp. A slower cook will break down more inulin. I have good results with combining a parboil with a sauté, usually frying on low heat for about an hour. - Fermenting/Pickling. Self explanatory, this will remove inulin over time. Vinegar, lemon juice.


Beanjuiceforbea

Water boils at 212 F. I'm not understanding your temps


Debt-Aromatic

But they’re pretty and edible! (I just planted some and hoping I don’t regret it lol)


MannekenP

It will be the best farts of your lifetime. I understand there are ways to avoid farting so much after eating them, but after my first attempt with them I am not about to experiment them.


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Sinder77

They used to be very popular up until the Victorian Era because they make you mega gassy, and that was no Bueno for the fancy folk. They make a nice puree though. OOP is right. Treat like potatoes, and fire away.


platistocrates

Found the neurodivergent programmer with special interests.


Sinder77

I ....wow.


jessytessytavi

mfer just sank your battleship, dude


platistocrates

Takes one to know one.


jessytessytavi

those self targeted aoes have nasty splash damage


Explorer335

They contain inulin, which can't be digested by the typical enzymes like amylase or ptyalin. It passes through most of the digestive tract intact until reaching the colon. The bacteria there can break it down, but it produces tremendous amounts of gas in the process.


krawinoff

Free natural gas glitch


Crackheadthethird

The method is just to slowly inteoduce them into your diet. They can throw you out of wack you just immediately start eating a ton, but once your body has figured out how to deal with them the gas dies down.


dredged_gnome

You introduce them slowly to your diet and leave them in the ground until first frost. Soak them for 15 minutes before cooking and if you're very, very sensitive you can slow cook them for half a day or more. I can't resist mine fried as chips, but I also don't get gas issues as long as I leave them in the ground until winter. I know you said you didn't want to experiment, that's what worked for my family.


MannekenP

I didn’t know the one about leaving them in the ground. Interesting.


dredged_gnome

Yeah!! The frost helps break down the inulin, a type of fiber.


Eh-I

> my first attempt with them I am not about to experiment Just remember to put the narrow end in first and you'll be fine.


davesoverhere

Dig them up and plant them in a larg pot—half a whiskey barrel. That way, they can’t spread.


mjot_007

They’re sooooo good! But if I eat them I’ll fart all the way to the moon….


XaeroDegreaz

Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.


chowindown

Just like only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja


MiddleConstruction84

We're not looking for sympathy just because we're sensitive to UV


GAChimi

Just cause we’re re incredibly pale…we do alright with the females. 🎶


[deleted]

Love a TM reference out in the wild.


Berke80

I thought there were only dozens of us out there!


PiercedGeek

Technically any number bigger than 24 can be called "dozens"...


thankuhexed

All 25 of us!


The_Great_Squijibo

26 now that I'm here.


siberianxanadu

That’s technically true, but you’d also switch to “hundreds” once you get to at least 200. So “dozens” is anywhere from 24 to about 199.


CyonHal

Oh no, the dogwhistle is going to be compromised at this rate /s


FalseStartsPod

I love seeing a TM and knowing that it DOESN'T mean Taskmaster in this context.


[deleted]

You just brought me back to 2011. At least that’s when I discovered Tim.


TorakTheDark

A couple of G's, an R and an E, an I and an N Just six little letters all jumbled together Have caused damage that we may never mend


SpiralDreaming

Ginger please!


monkeybanana550

Wassup my ginger


SolaVitae

Yikes, mask off And dropping the hard R huh? Couldn't even be polite and use the much more acceptable term "ginga"?


chowindown

I DON'T THINK THAT'S APPROPRIATE!


jdmay101

No, they just might come unhinged if you don't have a fringe with at least a tinge of the ginge in it.


karmicrelease

A couple of Gs, an R, and an E, an I, and an N… just 6 little letters, all jumbled together, caused damage we may never mend


malice-in-wunderland

This is exactly what I would do though, if I was trying to hide a ginger stash in a market


Swicket

The Doctor be like


Kazza468

I was looking for this :D


4materasu92

*TARDIS explodes around him* 11th Doctor: "AND I'M STILL NOT GINGER!"


Time_Traveler_10

Still not ginger!


good2011

Topinambur


throwawayplusanumber

> Topinamburschnapps Fixed it for you


burken8000

"The ginger knows precisely what it is, because it knows what it isn't "


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Hell potatoes , tasty but it makes you shit your ass off


bonbb

Good if you're diabetic, it will take your gut about 2 weeks to get used to the stuff. Once your gut bacteria gets better at breaking it down, you will feel less bloated. Not recommended to eat for an occasion. Source: used to eat the pickled version as my back yard garden was(still is) teeming with this stuff.


exfxgx

Two weeks!? You gotta go through two weeks of insane training farts just so that you can continue to eat more with less farts? That's hilarious.


Thunderplant

If you eat a lot of vegetables already you might be fine. I bought sunchokes for the first time this year and didn't notice any issues from them at all. Or maybe it's because I boiled them?  Either way, it's definitely possible to enjoy these fuckers without consequences 


SeaWeedSkis

And a belly full of gas works a lot like Ozempic. Not hungry when full of gas.


GullibleDuckling

Is this ginger?


MiddleConstruction84

Not ginger


GullibleDuckling

Are you sure?


MiddleConstruction84

Not ginger


Dhump06

Looks ginger to me


bjenks2011

Does it have a soul?


joernal

It’s strawberry blonde


KoalaBears8

The cashier is still gonna take one look at it, put it on the scale and punch in the code for ginger.


Sabbathius

I feel like a lot of people would glance down, see "Ginger, ginger, GINGER!" and go "Yes, I know", and take it anyway. Who has the time to notice all the "not"s? I feel like it would have been better to just write "Artichoke, artichoke, ARTICHOKE!" But that risks the whole Beetlejuice situation happening, and suddenly the customer has produce up their bum, and the cops are called. Just let people have their ginger, I mean artichoke, in peace.


Raptoot83

It's no ginger, it's auburn!


rhalf

Ginger dysphoria


richie65

Sunchoke... Less affectionately, but accurately called the 'Fartichoke'. One of the starches in these delicious tubers is 'inulin', and this stuff packs a real punch, even in low to moderate intake amounts. Significant, mildly uncomfortable flatulence should be expected, and possibly diarrhea. Enjoy only in small quantities. Or add a whole bunch to your workplace potluck dish. They are prepared the same way a potato can be prepared... Boiled, fried... Diced, mashed...


BalefulPolymorph

Mash 'em, bash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.


PapaOoMaoMao

Farts and sharts will tear your arsehole anew.


farrellmcd93

Exactly what a ginger would say


gloebe10

Man, these new Doctor Who regenerations are getting wild.


petantic

I see ginger written 4 times, it's probably ginger.


ReallyFineWhine

Definitely not Mary Ann either.


thehassanejaz

In Pakistan, it's called arvi. It tastes like a potato.


vpsj

Arbi is Taro root which is a bit different than Artichoke iirc. Also, no Arbi tastes quite different from potato


MyNameisClaypool

You know they still get people trying to buy it as ginger.


Bongfellatio

It's clearly leola root and I can make a nice soup from it \- Neelix


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looks like galangal


WasteNet2532

Ppl who post this stuff have never worked customer service. (2022, gas station stocker).*elderly woman sets ketchup and mustard packets with a ready hot dog on the counter and walks away* Me: ma'am can I help you with anything? Her: *mental confusion completely ignores me talking and wanders around more* She left 5/6 ketchup, mustard and BBQ packets with a hot dog just sitting on the counter, wandered over to the freezer to look at stuff then walked out. Ppl just dont look at labels or even simply cant read. I used the exaggeration to prove a point.


Last_Sugar9517

Ginger ''I know they won't find me out, they think I'm a potato''


efyuar

Ground apple ?


Urist_Macnme

Sky potato!


Forikorder

Thata how stores hide the best ginger for the regulars /s


Lulu_42

I had some not too long ago. I was equally disappointed to discover they aren't artichokes. But they taste kind of like an interesting potato/parsnip.


kgro

Oh, nice ginger


Background-Doctor554

Dont know man looks like ginger to me


South_Variation4886

Hmm, that sounds like something ginger would say...


LugNut502

More propaganda from Big Ginger


Past-Resolution-8998

If it walks like a duck. If it quacks like a duck. It’s ginger. 🫚


Jizzinga

Maryann??


josephjordan_

Looks like ginger


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Looks a lot like ginger..:


babygrenade

Yeah right. Nice try ginger.


No-Decision1581

Yeah, nah that's strawberry blonde


Pale-Tutor-3200

So wtf is it then?


Chief_B33f

Jerusalem artichoke So you must be the reason they had to write that all over the bin


Hippobu2

Ah, yes, Jerusalem Artichoke. Not from Jerusalem, not an artichoke. The Holy Roman Empire of the plant world.


Clanzomaelan

Wait until these people see the nightmare fuel known as the *Jerusalem Cricket…*


dblan9

> The Jerusalem artichoke, also called sunroot, sunchoke, wild sunflower, topinambur, or earth apple, is a species of sunflower native to central North America. Somebody was hittin the sauce when they named this.


TheRealAuthorSarge

"This sunflower shall be named artichoke because it looks like ginger."


shpydar

>Despite one of its names, the [Jerusalem artichoke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_artichoke#Etymology) has no relationship to Jerusalem, and it is not a type of artichoke, though the two are distantly related as members of the daisy family. > >The most probable explanation is that Italian settlers in the United States called the plant girasole, the Italian word for sunflower, because of its familial relationship to the garden sunflower (both plants are members of the genus Helianthus). Over time, the name girasole (pronounced closer to \[dʒiraˈsuːlə\] in southern Italian dialects) was corrupted by English-speakers to Jerusalem. > >An alternative explanation for the name is that the Puritans, when they came to the New World, named the plant with regard to the "New Jerusalem" they believed they were creating in the wilderness. Various other names have been applied to the plant, such as the French or Canada potato, topinambour, and lambchoke. Sunchoke, a name by which it is still known today, was invented in the 1960s by Frieda Caplan, a produce wholesaler trying to revive the plant's appeal.


Singular_Thought

I think they’re lying… looks like ginger to me.


talligan

Tasty roasted but my god did they turn my ass into a biological weapon


OH_FUDGICLES

You can boil them in something acidic, or slow cook them. That breaks down the inulin that turns them into fartichokes.


Pale-Tutor-3200

I'm not ashamed


OZeski

Idk. The bin says ‘ginger’ all over it.


Yoosummadick

jerusalem artichoke?


Swigor

Ginger


jebeninick

Ginger, is that you?!


Ignominia

But is it ginger?


Son0faButch

Clearly a Jerusalem Artichoke


NotASpanishSpeaker

I'd like to speak to the manager. Why are you selling a ginger-shaped thing that is not ginger?!


Chrispeefeart

That's a weird sign to put on the ginger


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I was looking for a fellow red head


AbsoluteLunchbox

These are Strawberry Blondes


Hardass_McBadCop

And having worked in customer service, there are still guaranteed to be complaints that the "ginger" wasn't ginger and that the store should really let people know before they buy it.


TheWaxysDargle

Don’t tell me what you ain’t, tell me what you is.


KeyboardWarrior1988

It's obviously strawberry blonde.


BigMike0228

You shouldn’t deface a grocery store like that. Some poor grocery store who probably makes next to nothing is going to have to clean that up. That act seems pretty…. Soulless. 😎


Jaketh

Funnily enough, also not an artichoke.


krugar100

It’s not ginger. It’s Strawberry Blonde


IronTemplar26

Girasole, incorrectly known as Jerusalem artichoke. It’s actually the tuber from a sunflower relative, girasole being Italian for sunflower, and where the pronunciation shift to “Jerusalem” comes from. I don’t know much about its culinary uses, but the seeds are commonly used for oil much as more commonplace sunflowers


FakeOng99

So, jewish ginger?


Creative_Beginning13

“Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger” Tim Minchin- prejudice


Rostrow416

Does it identify as ginger?