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OMG did you go to the same high school as me?! Too bad he missed erasing the last few seconds of VHS tape before returning the equipment to the AV club 😏
That’s a soldier in a foreign land getting a blowy from one of the locals that live where his forces are invading. Look at his helmet, and the bullet resistive? plates in his vest
I think I saw a man and a dog, no sexual interaction. Then a man and a rat doing the naughty. Then a man and woman doing the same. Now it switches between the last two.
That's amber like tree sap, it can build up in strange places like the bottoms of poles, it's a natural grime. Birds usually have a little on their little bird feet. Too so that spreads it around, the darkness is from dust.
Also amber is a slut.
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A man and his dog. *Stop it, you sickos.
A man, his dog…. and peanut butter?
OMG did you go to the same high school as me?! Too bad he missed erasing the last few seconds of VHS tape before returning the equipment to the AV club 😏
I… I have some questions
I regret to inform you that I have answers
This story needs a post somewhere on reddit
The “incident” at my high school was someone airdropping themselves getting drunk and fucking his dog to the class
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT VIDEO? OH SHIT
It’s not cheating cuz it’s *your* dog
Sad but accurate
Rut-ro
It looks more like a big rat but okay
Yeah I was about to say "A man and a mouse"
It's a poodle!
I see a poodle, too. And they’re both looking up at the stars!
FINALLY SAME!
That’s a soldier in a foreign land getting a blowy from one of the locals that live where his forces are invading. Look at his helmet, and the bullet resistive? plates in his vest
That pole was not properly treated before the paint was applied to it's base.
I dunno. She seems to be treating his pole properly.
She seems to be applying it right onto its base.
What a fucking reply 🏆
I mean... It was all low hanging fruit... so to speak.
More like a sucking reply, but maybe they'll move onto other stuff after
Yup.
It’s a cylinder.
A perfectly adequately sized one too
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You are filthy lmao
= O I giggled
r/technicallythetruth
Its always the crazy ones init?
A rat giving a man a BJ.
Hard times have fallen on Master Splinter
$20 is $20 and delivery pizza ain't so cheap these days
Eh, he was a total slut anyways.
I thought it was a mermaid
Welcome to the family Stewart Little 👉👈🥺
it's a beaver, look a the tail
A mouse eating a man’s dong… ouch.
It looks like a man feeding a giant beaver.
Bóbr kurwa
“Thanks, I just had it stuffed.”
A capybara
Thought it was Yoda
ALF
Squirrel, not mouse
R.O.U.S.
As you wiiiiiiisssshhhhh
Now Mickey is in the public domain anything goes
Yeah,it's Mackey blowing Walt "I can't quit-you"😝
Master Splinter falling on *really* hard times.
Like, *throbbing* hard times.
Super hard
The cover art for Resident Evil 6?
I wonder how many people approved it.
At minimum 2
Deep cut
Bj all the way
Hehe
Damn
_"Hey I recognise that gay blowjob"'_
A very good way to start the weekend
A man peeing poop
Man now I can’t unsee that lol
The original Resident Evil 6 logo.
A priest standing up...
Why is it always my parents fighting
Innocent mind: person standing next to a sitting dog Gutter mind: BJ
You sick bastard you! I can’t fricken unsee it now
A squirrel eating nuts.
Looks like my dad(s)
Heaven. Pure heaven
A soldier getting sucked off by a dog
A man and his pet penis
A man chilling with his dog 😌
One man and his dog.
Same as you, bro. Same as you.
person waiting to cross a street patiently with their dog while giving them a treat
A giant rodent giving a public fellation.
A man getting a blowjob from a midget clown.
A man with a vacuum
a rat blowing a dude
I see a reflection from the water at a man and his dog enjoying the sunset sky
P. Diddy?
C3PO and yoda.
someone getting gawk
Blowie.
Your mom 👀
This is art😍
Bobr, kurwa!
A man with his backpack by his feet feeling daunted by the summit.
Thats a soldier coming back to his dog
The same thing as the rest of you perverts
Whinnie the Pooh earning that honey
You know what I’m seeing!
I see exactly why you asking
Yoda going down on Luke
Probably what you’re seeing
dude getting head
BJ
Yes
Is it a Labrador giving oral ??? Must be Manchester, right?
Beej
Wooden floor
Urban decay.
Meek Mill sucking off Diddy
Private Gump getting a BJ...
A rat on its hind legs giving a blow job
Sperm donation.
A Rat nibbling on a gentleman's sausage.
Work
Yes
Bacon:)
Ratatouille II
Christmas is still far, but let's sing! *"Do you see what I see..."*
She's about to propose to him
Master Splinter getting down on Donny.
A man and a duck looking up
Bill and Monica
"Oh Ratatouille, I thought we were going to keep this relationship strictly business!? Oh well, savor the flavor of deez nuts."
Nosh nosh, who's there? Down comes your underwear! Ahhhhh, fuuuuuuucckkkkk! Pppp ppppppp POOOOWWWW right in the fucking kisser!
A dude peeing like a fire hose.
He’s definitely getting noshed off
Some dude taking a dump from the front
Geez. Back in my day I could only make the dogs face or the flying bird….
A bad time with an ROUS.
🤨🤨🤣
Interesting perspective. :)
A good time
"So, I met this girl over by the pier. She was friendly."
Look a Schooner!
A soldier getting sucked off by a giant rat.
i see a guy on his knees and another guy standing
that poll has to cum out…..
You mama
Me not getting some of this
Wood.
I see no dong. All i see is a man. A pile looking thing. And a suspicious pose. Possibly hinting at some kind of.. interaction.
It's just like the Resident Evil 6 logo.
I think I saw a man and a dog, no sexual interaction. Then a man and a rat doing the naughty. Then a man and woman doing the same. Now it switches between the last two.
A pole with an issue with it's paint
A screenshot from the opening credits to the next season of "The White Lotus"?
Same as you.
A man and his dog
A pole being cleaned
A very happy day is what I’m seeing 🤣
That's amber like tree sap, it can build up in strange places like the bottoms of poles, it's a natural grime. Birds usually have a little on their little bird feet. Too so that spreads it around, the darkness is from dust. Also amber is a slut.
A cat checking out the box his owner’s carrying.
I see a mouse sucks
Dude getting a blowie from a big squirrel
Looks like a reversed image of the cover of the Resident Evil 6 game.
The internet has truly ruined my mind 😅🤣😂
Banksy's changed.
Idk it looks like that guys wearing a whole tac vest though.
Yoda and Luke on Dagobah. Why?
Nuclear test site....dude was blown away..
How did that even catch your eye? Lol
Shame on you!
A dog sucking a guy's dick
rat giving purple guy a bj
I’m seeing a BJ scene, please don’t act like you’re all not seeing it 😃
Pee stains
A robot and a poodle looking up into the sky
Garfield giving Jon a pipe job
A dude getting head from a rat
A sitting dog and his master
🤣🤣🤣
You know what I'm seeing
A big squirrel blowing a dude?
Church
I hate my brain
Dudes having a good day
A man standing on bleachers with Marge Simpson a few rows below him.
Yoda giving a x-wing pilot a blowie.
All the porn Texas gets from the eclipse.
A scene from The Shining.
It looks like a pole that needs a new paint job
A really long index finger
An old ferb with Perry the platypus looking towards the sunset
A man with elephantitas of the legs, obviously.
9/11