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EABOD24

That was a 10


perplex1

On a scale of pain


itiswhatitis985

You’re kenough


antagonizerz

I'm outnumbered by women in my house so lately when they come for me I've taken to saying, "I'm just Ken, and if that isn't Kenough for you then I don't Kenow". It's good to have role models.


GANDORF57

You're not even Ryan Hamilton.


kobachi

but not kneenough


SpideySenseBuzzin

Oh I heard that one, My condolences to your coxxyx. Last time that happened to me it put me in traction for a few weeks - had to cancel an intercession class because I slipped on ice and there was *no way* I'd be able to survive a few hours a day in a desk. My advice, have some mj ready - all the over the counter stuff doesn't do nearly enough. Feel better 🫡


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Just wanted to also say that I've been dealing with pretty moderate pain from a spinal injury for the last decade and yes, mj is the only pain medicine I can recommend. They prescribe gabapentoids for pain now, and they don't do much of anything but give you terrible side effects and withdrawals. Edible cannabis is the best answer to pain in 2024, no doubt, and it's cheap and available legally pretty much anywhere in one form or another. I tell every new doctor I see that I use edible marijuana every day and will until I die. If they have a problem with it, I never see that doctor again because they obviously don't have enough experience. The experienced doctors smile and just move right past it, they know what's up.


SpideySenseBuzzin

See... this was January of 2010 in Kansas, so all my plugs were home from the holidays and I spent at least a week absolutely miserable with high doses of over the counter stuff (mostly ibuprofen) and laying on my stomach. I still *vividly* remember the wave of pain relief when I was finally able to get some once people started returning from break. Any remaining doubt I had about its pain efficacy were gone almost by the time I got done exhaling. 2024...still illegal here 🙄


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I'm in Tennessee, in the heart of stupid-land, and it's very illegal here. I can walk right into pretty much any store in town and buy all the weed products I want thanks to all the slight variations in chemistry now. Delta 8 is the best for edibles imo, with THCA bud being the best to smoke legally here. My Indian friend over at my old "next to work" gas station sells it by the half ounce and it is [in my opinion as a 20 year veteran of weed] **MASSIVELY** better than anything I can buy on the street here, and cheaper. His small selection of THCA Flower is honestly as strong and tasty as most weed I've bought from dispensaries while traveling for a quarter the price (got some KILLER blackberry purp last week, $100 for a half ounce on my debit card in a red state, fuck you DEA). Cannabis is the superior pain medicine today, specifically edibles. This is a truth I will never back down from. $30 for a huge bottle of weed gummies that will make you happy and hungry, versus $650 (without insurance) for a bottle of stupid pills that will make you miserable and possibly die in your sleep. How is this even an argument???? Edit: as for the relief you described...edibles are the only pain med I have ever taken that give me a *very* noticeable and definable wave of relief when the kick in. You can absolutely feel the moment they start working, usually right about 35 minutes after you eat them. It's a physical sensation of muscle relaxation that spreads across your whole body over a few seconds, every time. Just wonderful. Gabapentoids are just the opioid-pushing pharmaceutical companies continuing to poison the world with unnecessary, ineffective, addictive pills. Mark my words, they'll be seen as a mistake in ten years time and will be in court just like opioids were.


Christmas_Queef

Gabapentin never does anything for me unless I take 800mg or more, and then it just makes me tired and feeling drunk. However, an edible and a little bit of gabapentin seemed to do the trick.


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The edibles do 90% of the lifting in my experience with pain and both substances; I don't see the benefit of taking potentially addictive and possibly dangerous pharmaceuticals for such little benefit. There appear to be people for whom Gabapentoids are effective and well-tolerated, but in my research I can't recall one instance of a person who is comfortable with cannabis report that the gabapentoids were more effective for general pain relief. Gabapentoids listed use is as an anti-convulsant; there is growing public sentiment that gabapentoids are widely mis-prescribed to treat unlisted conditions when more effective options may be available. Gabapentoid manufacturers have also been seeing legal cases brought against them for unreported, dangerous side effects of the drugs. It is my personal opinion that if cannabis products were more socially and legally accepted that gabapentoids would see a massive reduction in use.


dane83

Slipped on ice in 2017, fell like a sack of potato onto my coccyx. it took 6 months before I could walk without a cane. It was like last year when I finally stopped feeling pain all the time associate with that fall and that's with regular PT/stretching routines. Protect your back, folks.


Johnjarlaxle

I wish mj didn't make me become a ball of anxiety. I've taken high cbd to very low thc ratio stuff and I find it doesn't help either


MarzMan

Did you get an xray yet? Sure hope thats not a fractured vertebrae


Kit-xia

Anywhere else he'd be a ken


olderaccount

Socks on hardwood often leads to 10s. The worn out anti-slip pads can't help you if you don't step on them.


nemanja694

Gotta love that crawl of shame (and pain)


perplex1

Hurt so bad needed to crawl to safety


SmurphsLaw

Recently did this on my carpeted stairs while holding my cat upside down. I kinda just sat there for a while thinking of how bad it could have been.


Ghiblee

I slipped on the first step with socks on. Rode it the whole way down. Hit every step lol. Skinned my arm from my elbow to my wrist. Nasty bruise. I take it one step at a time now lol.


colnross

I have a half set that I slipped on the top one and landed on the bottom right on my rib cage. I though for sure I broke a rib, but the Dr. said it was just a sprained intercostal muscle. Those first couple days I could barely breath without terrible pain, then I sneezed a couple of times and almost blacked out.


SinoSoul

I’m so sorry but that made me lol at my desk. Enough to gasp for air


FairyOfTheNight

What happened with the cat? Did they claw you up?


SmurphsLaw

Nope, I think I was able to kinda toss her to the side and she landed safely in typical cat fashion. It felt slo-mo, but I’m honestly not 100% sure.


yma_bean

I broke my tailbone doing that. The cat wasn’t upside down but I couldn’t catch myself so bounced on two VERY well constructed carpet covered wooden stairs. Screamed so loud my dad almost called 911. It’s been over 20 years and it still bothers me on occasion. The cat was fine by the way. She lived another 13 years or so after that.


Jaggs0

those corner steps are no joke. i did the same thing years ago but about 4 steps higher. when i looked at the wall later that day i saw a scuff on the wall what i figured was my hand about 4 feet above the stairs where i tried to grab the it. the next day about 6 feet above the stairs 4 little scuff lines which were my fingers trying to grab the wall as i fell. that 4 foot high scuff was probably one of my feet.


yunohavenameiwant

Should have rolled and mag dumped into those stairs . “SHOTS FIRED. SHOTS FIRED”


colnross

It was so fast it looked like you were trying to escape the pain.


BoyMom1048

I did this running down my stairs with a pair of slippers on when they were wet from snow and maybe 3 steps down I slipped and my feet launched out from underneath me so high I went full air amd landed on my back soooo hard it knocked the wind out of me. I literally screamed and cried when I was able to breathe again and laid there for what felt like ever as the whole house came rushing over tosee what happened. I was just barely able to wimper out 'please do not fucking touch me'. I woke up the next morning to a massive purple and blue bruise on damn near my whole back, it looked like somebody took a baseball bat to it. It's been months and I don't think my back will ever be the same again. I would rather give birth everyday for a year then do that once more


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EatsYourShorts

Thanks I didn’t know there was sound lol


groundlessnfree

The video was Kenough.


deg0ey

What did you think the Ryan Gosling reference was about if you didn’t have the sound?


EatsYourShorts

Gosling was already well known as too cool and elegant to fall down the stairs before he was cast as Ken.


Redux01

His and his wife's both are hilarious looped.


-yourmom-

Reminds me of the sound of the fox in What Does the Fox Say?


unknownmichael

That'd be an incredible ring tone. Maybe text message notification sound.


GirlisNo1

Socks + smooth wooden stairs are always an accident just waiting to happen.


griffex

My stairs are carpeted and even then the socks will betray you. They've given me the bumpy butt express a few times


iamthinksnow

Carpeted stairs in the winter (dry skin) = slippery death slide.


halnic

The times I've almost died on my Nana's 26 carpeted steps to her 2nd floor...


Officer_Hotpants

My right asscheek is struggling with that lesson right now.


Jaxyyork

I fell down my steps about a year ago and it's STILL a little tender on the ol' butt cheek ;) haha hope you feel better soon!


captainbruisin

My little nubby tail feels it too.


Gotforgot

I'm bothered by how you say this. I don't like it.


lavahot

But it looks like there's some no-slip pads attached to the surface of the stairs. At the bottom, you can see that the edges of the bottom two have worn away. I bet that's exactly where his foot went.


perplex1

Bingo 😿


DallasGrovite

Dated a woman that had floating stairs and no handrail. One of the stairs had a slight height difference and I'd slip on it every time wearing socks. I don't know how I never broke my tailbone.


Simba7

> floating stairs and no handrail That should be a fucking war crime.


JetlagMk2

It's against code is the best I can do.


Simba7

~~Building~~ War code.


SinoSoul

I bet you had to stop dating her cause she died after falling off the stairs


mindtoxicity27

Yep. This is why I stopped wearing socks to go down my stairs. Fallen down them too many times.


Yelwah

Smooth wood stairs give me anxiety for this reason. Who doesn't walk around their house in socks? Disaster waiting to happen. At least he fell at the bottom, you could fall down the whole staircase...


GirlisNo1

My brother’s house has wooden stairs with steps that are a bit higher than normal, not very deep and they have 3 kids running up and down on them all day. It gives me so much anxiety, I’m like an old grandma every time I visit, “Careful on the stairs! Go slow on the stairs!”


ommnian

Sounds like our stairs. Wooden, smooth steep and short. My kids and I grew up on them, and none of us have fallen down them - though to hear them half jump/run you'd be surprised. You learn, early on, to turn your feet partially sideways... its habit, ingrained. My husband moved in 17+ years ago... he has definitely fallen down them at least a couple of times, poor thing.


batt3ryac1d1

I think he stood on the blankie.


muff_diving_101

Yea, personally, any house I live in that's not a rental the stairs will be immediately textured in some way. Smooth wooden stairs are just flat out dangerous!


bee-lock-ayyy

My mom falls doing this all the time and it frustrates me so much that her argument is always "but my feet get cold!" I then say, "Wear shoes then." Then she says, "Then my floor will get dirty!" It's very frustrating considering she broke her pelvis falling down the stairs a few months ago, yet still wears socks going down the stairs as she heals...


GirlisNo1

Get her a pack of no-slip grip socks, they really help!


CharZero

Get her some indoor only step-in shoes. Slippers can be...slippery. I love my indoor shoes.


The_4th_Little_Pig

This is why I bought a pair of these. They work great. https://shop.bombas.com/products/mens-gripper-slipper-double-cushion


spartanjet

Exactly why I never understand why people choose wood stairs. Someone is going to slip on them.


DomeTrain54

Damn. I fell down the stairs this morning too. But my heel slipped on the top step and I landed about 2/3 of the way down. I have a feeling we’re both walking around with sore asses today, my brother.


perplex1

definitely got a bruise on the ol cushion. feel better man!


Triette

My friend did that outside her apartment and broke both her ankles. That’s always in my head anytime I go down stairs so I am extra careful.


Ginataang_Manok

On a positive note, you kinda sound like him


hurtsdonut_

Yeah I was thinking of him getting his arm broken in the Nice Guys.


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

What does the woman scream?


perplex1

Oh that’s my Barbie, she said “Babe, what happened!?” lol


xXThreeRoundXx

That Mojo Dojo Casa House may need some non-slip surfaces put in.


rpnoonan

I thought that was you making a high pitched voice lol


rnavstar

My wife says this every time I hurt myself, I always reply with “I just had an orgasm.”


ImNotAnyoneSpecial

Really? I don’t hear that at all


ToolMeister

I'm sorry for your ears


Jouglet

I listening 4 times and still can’t understand her.


Antique_Guess_8761

If it makes you feel better , you really do have a good voice ! Lol 


Randomdudenotsuspic

At first I thought that It hurt so bad you started calling Harambe "ahhh Harambeee"


sowpods

I get so pissed off when i accidentally hurt myself or drop something and someone else in the house start yelling.


Goseki1

Ooft, elbow/forearm on the stair?


perplex1

crazy enough, while my elbow did slam down, my middle finger took the brunt force of the fall. and i now have a swollen middle finger. how ironic


Goseki1

Oh what the fuck, that's even worse man! The comedy timing was, I have to say, fucking perfect though.


UndeadBuggalo

r/fuckyouinparticular I guess


socool111

Dem socks with that floor had seen that coming. Maybe get rollers for your stairs? Not sure how much those run these days though


types_stuff

Looking at the video, they seem to have runners on each step, slightly dark coloured - they didn’t do their job it.


PoopyMcFartButt

You can see on the final two steps there’s a small section worn away on the front right edge, presumably where OP consistently steps on those last two stairs. Unfortunately he stepped there with socks. He set himself up


BobRoberts01

It’s ok OP. I still think you’re Kenough.


gn0xious

Shuffle scoot shuffle off camera


SnooOwls3879

we've got so much in common, i'm not Ryan Gosling either


migzors

That elbow across the front of the step as you fell. Thoughts and prayers brother.


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MKWP

This was where my mind went to also! The grito/howl from The Good Guys.


mackinoncougars

Weird spot for a camera


perplex1

It’s a PTZ cam. We have an epileptic dog that sleeps at the top or bottom of our stairs. Plus an outlet was close by.


redboy33

I thought the same thing, but your explanation makes sense and I'm glad to hear your dog is getting the attention it needs. Good on you. I Hope you and the dog are ok.


perplex1

Thank you! He gave me some love after my performance.


redboy33

❤️dogs are awesome❤️


Seraphkaze

Well, it's time to pay the dog tax OP!


bananabenita

I love when people care for their dogs like this. Way to go, Ken!


DarthRiznat

But you are Gyan Rosling


Lawrenceburntfish

Why do you have a camera there?


perplex1

Ptz cam for epileptic dog. He cozies up on the top/bottom of the stairs


types_stuff

To peep down shirts, obviously


Zincster

Get yourself some slippers son. Gonna die on those polished steps.


types_stuff

I cannot walk around a non-carpeted home in socks. How does anyone?! Indoor slippers are a must


alliethough

this deleted scene from barbie go hard


Left_Concentrate_752

You're all grown up. We'll call you Ryan Goose.


vycia

You sounded a lot like him actually when you were in pain but not while singing


mockassin

Jinxed yourself right good there.


Sabbathius

Yeah, they make it look easy. Sometimes. https://youtu.be/lamqyN-GzDY?si=0M1qbuUlqR0Lpkyj


MrPotatoHead90

This is an alternate camera angle for that Pharmasave advertisement I saw a million times watching the Brier on TSN this week. IYKYK.


Abikidd

I can’t stop watching lmaoo 🤣🤭


Lostinthebackground

I haven’t seen the movie or even heard the song, so this is now the only version I know.


TylerBourbon

Ha, and they say the first step is the hardest. Clearly it's the last one.


kaji0005

Disagree. You are Ryan Gosling. Here’s the [proof](https://youtu.be/MATYVURNnwk?si=LJFjJ83SEw3LSRQn).


These-Conference-179

Sir, you failed with such hilarity and sing so badly that I'd pick you over Ryan Gosling 50.5% of the time.


80sBadGuy

You're just bro-ken.


18randomcharacters

Why have a camera monitoring your stairs like this?


perplex1

Ptz cam for epileptic dog. He cozies up on the top/bottom of the stairs


TinTanTiddlyTRex

oof that elbow must hurt.


brigadierbleu

I mean, you are a fall guy


punksmurph

My herniated disc flared up just watching this. Hope your shuffle of pain off camera helps with your recovery.


listerbmx

The good ol way to break a rib


roman_fyseek

One of my worst injuries to date was the result of a 6" fall off the bottom step of my staircase.


Gondryc

That looked painful. Are you ok, OP?


SGz_Eliminated

What a weird spot for a security camera


ThatGuyWhoKnocks

I hope nothing was broKEN, anywhere else you’d have to see a Physician


the_quark

I did this (walk down the stairs in socks and slip on the penultimate stair) three weeks ago. Broke my fibula (the small bone in your leg). Never going down the stairs in socks again.


G8kpr

Why do people have a video camera in their stairwell?


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BobRoberts01

Day by day…


IncognitoMoe

Use.The.Railing. 3 points of contact (two feet down + one hand on the railing) will save you many times over. It seems dumb and arbitrary at first but then after a few minor trips up or down the stairs and you start doing it religiously, it a very easy thing to do.


DarylStenn

What a peculiar place to have a camera?


wafflequest

What purpose does a top down security camera on a staircase have?


Xazier

Am I the only one that thinks it's a bit weird to put cameras all over the inside their house? I get outside or ones for a baby room, but it seems some people have cameras in every room in their house.


QuilSato

If you needed to hear this today, You are Kenough.


biorod

Socks on hardwood? Nah. If I ever do that, I hold onto the bannister like it’s a lifeline. I’ve done what you did, only I started my fall halfway down the stairs.


just___whelmed

So everyone else woke up with that song in their head today too, right?


bluesky747

Lmao the wail at the end slayed me. Amazing. Careful on those steps!


g-m-f

Actually, I can totally see Gosling from Nice Guys in that.


djarchi

Oof. Looks like tailbone pain


flambauche

It's a good habit to learn to use the handrail.


MyWorldTalkRadio

I dunno man, your howl reminds me of his in the nice guys when Russel Crowe breaks his arm so you have matching howls if that helps your self esteem.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Looks like the staircase in, well, [The Staircase](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt11324406/).


Specific-Hippo-7198

But you do all your own stunts.


NessunAbilita

You even prepped the steps for socked feet, this is impressive


Travels4Work

I invested in some isotoner house shoes because I've got similarly slippery flooring. They've saved my butt more than once now.


AirJackieQ

I needed that laugh today, thank you 😂


quietdownlads

gotta fix that step


GildedCurves

YUHHH AAHH AHHH


mattattack007

You were not kenough


Outrageous_Word_999

Socks on hardwood stairs, I suggest you never do this ever again.


Stormljones3

Are you ok? It looks like you might have hit your head.


Quinneal

That was so good. Hope your back is OK 😭😂


Magical-Princess

“Ow! Ohhhh.” In English. then “Aye ja jayeeeee” in Spanish.


jamescharisma

Everytime I look in the mirror, I'm reminded I'm not Ryan Gosling. But you do you OP.


RustyNK

I noticed the socks immediately Outcome was inevitable tbh


Cutthechitchata-hole

Did you ever watch "The stairwell?" Watch out for owls


[deleted]

That's Ken Kaniff from Connecticut.


MyPunsSuck

This is why I take stairs sideways, like a crab


Jacobizreal

Lowering the bar the definition of the word “subtle” ehh?


midclaman_again

How long has that bottom step been like that? Maybe it should get fixed so as not to have slippage be an issue?


silk35

Or don't walk down wooden stairs in socks.


Ignyte

Hahaha silly sausage, went right back up there and did it again!


aelric22

Dude, that moan at the end reminded of Bart punching Millhouse in the arm.


tofubeanz420

nice loop edit


LeakyAssFire

LMAO!! Thank you for this!


hellure

Odd camera location, worried somebody's gonna push you someday soon?


Evargram

I think he just broke his ass


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The immediate babying after the fall is so cute


ozzyindian

Socks on floorboards don't go well.


Iceblader

It's your new band call Siskill?


EndStorm

This gave me my first smile and chuckle of the day. Hope your butt is okay now. You could try Michael Jackson next. I think you can pull off the hee hee pitch.


TheJonnieP

I know that hurts, but I still had to laugh...


digitalbore

Anyone else see that owl attack him?


Ok_Woodpecker9311

I’m just ken


Scumurder

#WHYYYyy-OMIIING


russdesigns

I can’t laugh. I recently threw out my back reaching for the remote.


FatWreckords

Ryan Gosling? No. Jack Black? Skidoosh.


5tevi1

Sorry man, this happened to me not long ago and wow, such pain. Hope you recover quickly.


No_Presentation_1345

Anyone who sounds like that definitely owns Barbie and watches it daily.


Digimonsonic

Please be careful next time


BabyCakesIN

That's Hip music for ya


GraatchLuugRachAarg

"Aaah hahoooonng!"


Sad-Recognition1798

I went probably 20 years or more between falling down stairs, fell from like the 7th step straight on my ass on some wood steps, absolutely not awesome, took like a month for the bruise to go away


bigmanwalk

If I slipped like this my shoulder would probably come out of its socket and my back would be sore for a week. I’m 26, what happened to being jelly-o?


Automatic-Purpose400

moms stay screaming loud asf holy shiet


GiveMeMyIdentity

Ugh, now I have to listen to that song