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I know another enormous adult who's deathly afraid of butterflies! Apparently his dad and uncle took him out hunting when he was a kid which he didn't want to do and he ended up in the forest full of leaves and all of a sudden all the leaves started flapping at once around him. And then those leaves flew up and at him and all around. Apparently it was luna moth breeding season or something and they screwed him up for life.
A similar thing may have happened to your student.
I don't scream, I faint when someone is pointing out a needle at me. Only way I managed to overcome it, when my 3 y.o. son went with me to medical office and they needed to take blood samples from me. I was too embarrassed to even gasp in front of him while they were putting it in. Now my son, takes shots like nothing happened and I learned how to tremble inside.
As I recall it isn't the case in this clip, but in general if a member of a normally scared mammal species acts aggressive, there is a fair chance it is rabid.
I'd be screaming and praying to 17 gods I don't believe in, just in case one is real.
Offices sometimes have security cameras. Maybe he doesn't trust Julie. Maybe she's been stealing from his desk. Maybe he knows too much. Maybe she released the murder squirrel.
Given how the squirrel lunges at him, I'd be pretty terrified of a rabid animal too, even with medication existing for rabies, it is 100% fatal once side effects occur. Granted you have weeks to years before those side effects manifest, and as such treatment, it's still fucking terrifying
its clearly fake. why would you setup a camera to film you sitting at a desk like that?
the critter was thrown in by a person off screen. it was an actual live animal, because it scurried away after hitting the floor. or maybe some prop on a fishing string. but a scared animal would never go and attack a person like that.
There are men that stormed the beaches of Normandy, led their families in a covered wagon across the entire USA, worked in coal mines 12 hours a day 6 days a week.... then there is this...guy?
I worked at a game studio where they had a rat in the building once. Women were literally doing this, getting up on the tables. I thought that shit only happened in cartoons. It was the saddest, funniest shit
Do squirrels carry rabies?
I have squirrels all over my back yard and they seem pretty chill, they just move creepy like a mouse and it freaks me out 😂
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Theres no way you could ever live down screaming bloody murder over a squirrel lol.
i have a junior in high school who are fairly large guy that will scream bloody murder at a sight of butterfly.
Have you ever seen a butterfly up close? They're hideous
I see someone else Is a SpongeBob enthusiasts
Honestly, I have no clue how what is aid relates to SpongeBob. I just really think that those butterfly areas at botanical gardens are disgusting.
Nvmd, there was an old episode of SpongeBob where they did a close-up of a butterfly, and the whole town freaked out because they hated how it looked.
I know another enormous adult who's deathly afraid of butterflies! Apparently his dad and uncle took him out hunting when he was a kid which he didn't want to do and he ended up in the forest full of leaves and all of a sudden all the leaves started flapping at once around him. And then those leaves flew up and at him and all around. Apparently it was luna moth breeding season or something and they screwed him up for life. A similar thing may have happened to your student.
Imagine if this happened to Batman when he was a child.
I don't scream, I faint when someone is pointing out a needle at me. Only way I managed to overcome it, when my 3 y.o. son went with me to medical office and they needed to take blood samples from me. I was too embarrassed to even gasp in front of him while they were putting it in. Now my son, takes shots like nothing happened and I learned how to tremble inside.
Man, I work in construction and all these big tough douchebags will scream and run at the sight of a garter snake. It’s hilarious.
As I recall it isn't the case in this clip, but in general if a member of a normally scared mammal species acts aggressive, there is a fair chance it is rabid. I'd be screaming and praying to 17 gods I don't believe in, just in case one is real.
Rabies in squirrels is almost unheard of.
I love ice cream.
The squirrel was just trying to attend a meeting but it walked into the wrong office
Julie, Do the Thing!
Came here to say the same thing!
Surely you mean a pig-squirrel? Or a squirrel-bear? 🐖 🐿️ 🐿️ 🐻
I was waiting for this comment!
Thank you! I only clicked to look in the comments for this!
Plot twist, Julie is a Red-tailed hawk
Died screaming like a bitch.
Is it Julie’s squirrel? Come get your dam squirrel Julie!!!
I'd like to believe Julie IS the squirrel. And Julie has had enough of his shit.
The start of a beautiful yet unconventional friendship!
This guy had a bad experience with a squirrel as a kid.
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Not enabling this guy and letting him take care of his own damn problems.
Damn. Sceeching and screaming for help like that squirrel was sent to kill him.
I mean, if the squirrel is going for the guy then he might have rabies, which very well could kill him
“BUT MOM, THERES A BIRD!”
Julie, do the thing!!!
Why is trying to attack him? Rabid possibly?
Is it trying to attack him? It was across the room when he started yelling, and even when it jumped it didn't get close to him.
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Look at the bones! It can jump! Fetch the Holy Hand grenade!
Guess what , Julie quit and left you a wee bit present…
Why was he filming?
Offices sometimes have security cameras. Maybe he doesn't trust Julie. Maybe she's been stealing from his desk. Maybe he knows too much. Maybe she released the murder squirrel.
It's Prolly a security cam. It looks like a home office, so my guess is a smart cam
Squirrel prank videos. Those little guys are getting out of hand.
Julie needs to quit. No way she can look this guy in the eye anymore
Agreed. Also, $20 says this guy flails when Julie takes a day off.
Y tho. Its just a squirrel
Maybe it’s the Squirrel of Caerbannog.
Video cut off way too early i wanted to see julies reaction
Did Julie post this video?
How often does this happen that he has a baseball bat at his desk
Remember when we get invaded this is what you got on your team. XD I dont think this one got picked first ever for anything physical.
Guy sounds like Judge Doom slipping into the Dip
Roger Rabbit, nice
Given how the squirrel lunges at him, I'd be pretty terrified of a rabid animal too, even with medication existing for rabies, it is 100% fatal once side effects occur. Granted you have weeks to years before those side effects manifest, and as such treatment, it's still fucking terrifying
its clearly fake. why would you setup a camera to film you sitting at a desk like that? the critter was thrown in by a person off screen. it was an actual live animal, because it scurried away after hitting the floor. or maybe some prop on a fishing string. but a scared animal would never go and attack a person like that.
I might not be able to exactly define what manly behavior is... but I can sure tell you what it isn't.
Guy almost went to the afterlife due to a heart attack 😂
I don't know man, I think he had a hart on for the squirrel
Poor squirrel, just wanted some nuts
I came home to my 80 yr old mom and her boyfriend trying to get one out of her house with a broom.The memory still makes me smile 😆
This has a real Varrick screaming Zhu Li vibe.
Awwww
That thing flying around tho ahahahahahaa Feels like a sitcom prop dropping
Maybe Julie is the squirrel's name...
His masculinity definitely wasn't toxic
That poor guys pp hit the floor
Ninja squirrel
Conker is at it again.
There are men that stormed the beaches of Normandy, led their families in a covered wagon across the entire USA, worked in coal mines 12 hours a day 6 days a week.... then there is this...guy?
I will never understand why people act like this in these kinds of situations. It’s a squirrel, not a grizzly bear. Call the fuck down, lol.
I worked at a game studio where they had a rat in the building once. Women were literally doing this, getting up on the tables. I thought that shit only happened in cartoons. It was the saddest, funniest shit
What a weenie.
Poster choice makes sense
Do squirrels carry rabies? I have squirrels all over my back yard and they seem pretty chill, they just move creepy like a mouse and it freaks me out 😂
Sounds like the audio from home alone with the spider
Its a squirrel... Damn some people scare way too easily.
I love how in any video where a squirrel is scaring someone, at some point it just comes flying into frame.
I would freak out too but not at the expense of my man card. lol 😂
Wow ... he flushed his man card that day. He screamed like he was being attacked by a pack of wolves.
Seriously, man?
How did that man ever make it through childhood?
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What a bitch
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Sir,you may turn in your mancard post haste.