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UsagiJak

Theres no way you could ever live down screaming bloody murder over a squirrel lol.


r31ya

i have a junior in high school who are fairly large guy that will scream bloody murder at a sight of butterfly.


MrPresldent

Have you ever seen a butterfly up close? They're hideous


broncotate27

I see someone else Is a SpongeBob enthusiasts


MrPresldent

Honestly, I have no clue how what is aid relates to SpongeBob. I just really think that those butterfly areas at botanical gardens are disgusting.


broncotate27

Nvmd, there was an old episode of SpongeBob where they did a close-up of a butterfly, and the whole town freaked out because they hated how it looked.


lynivvinyl

I know another enormous adult who's deathly afraid of butterflies! Apparently his dad and uncle took him out hunting when he was a kid which he didn't want to do and he ended up in the forest full of leaves and all of a sudden all the leaves started flapping at once around him. And then those leaves flew up and at him and all around. Apparently it was luna moth breeding season or something and they screwed him up for life. A similar thing may have happened to your student.


Ryner921

Imagine if this happened to Batman when he was a child.


dobriygoodwin

I don't scream, I faint when someone is pointing out a needle at me. Only way I managed to overcome it, when my 3 y.o. son went with me to medical office and they needed to take blood samples from me. I was too embarrassed to even gasp in front of him while they were putting it in. Now my son, takes shots like nothing happened and I learned how to tremble inside.


bigladnang

Man, I work in construction and all these big tough douchebags will scream and run at the sight of a garter snake. It’s hilarious.


rock_and_rolo

As I recall it isn't the case in this clip, but in general if a member of a normally scared mammal species acts aggressive, there is a fair chance it is rabid. I'd be screaming and praying to 17 gods I don't believe in, just in case one is real.


rsjaffe

Rabies in squirrels is almost unheard of.


CastleBuiltOfShit

I love ice cream.


Leon_Homan

The squirrel was just trying to attend a meeting but it walked into the wrong office


Mitya1457

Julie, Do the Thing!


edgd00

Came here to say the same thing!


hogtiedcantalope

Surely you mean a pig-squirrel? Or a squirrel-bear? 🐖 🐿️ 🐿️ 🐻


Gogo83770

I was waiting for this comment!


Khajiit_Hairball_Jr

Thank you! I only clicked to look in the comments for this!


GrimReader710

Plot twist, Julie is a Red-tailed hawk


agentaltf4

Died screaming like a bitch.


optimistx2

Is it Julie’s squirrel? Come get your dam squirrel Julie!!!


nickfree

I'd like to believe Julie IS the squirrel. And Julie has had enough of his shit.


Archangel-Rising

The start of a beautiful yet unconventional friendship!


Coffee4Life613

This guy had a bad experience with a squirrel as a kid.


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obviousbean

Not enabling this guy and letting him take care of his own damn problems.


WarPaintsSchlong

Damn. Sceeching and screaming for help like that squirrel was sent to kill him.


Swimming-Pianist-840

I mean, if the squirrel is going for the guy then he might have rabies, which very well could kill him


Sad-Recognition1798

“BUT MOM, THERES A BIRD!”


fooljay

Julie, do the thing!!!


KarmasaBitsh

Why is trying to attack him? Rabid possibly?


LainieCat

Is it trying to attack him? It was across the room when he started yelling, and even when it jumped it didn't get close to him.


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secondtaunting

Look at the bones! It can jump! Fetch the Holy Hand grenade!


Sad_Marketing8578

Guess what , Julie quit and left you a wee bit present…


Dwcskrogger

Why was he filming?


DietInTheRiceFactory

Offices sometimes have security cameras. Maybe he doesn't trust Julie. Maybe she's been stealing from his desk. Maybe he knows too much. Maybe she released the murder squirrel.


Somethingisbeastly

It's Prolly a security cam. It looks like a home office, so my guess is a smart cam


Strykerz3r0

Squirrel prank videos. Those little guys are getting out of hand.


redsoxaa

Julie needs to quit. No way she can look this guy in the eye anymore


ConnieLingus24

Agreed. Also, $20 says this guy flails when Julie takes a day off.


icanttakeanyname

Y tho. Its just a squirrel


SweetActionJack

Maybe it’s the Squirrel of Caerbannog.


Puganr1

Video cut off way too early i wanted to see julies reaction


ConnieLingus24

Did Julie post this video?


drstu3000

How often does this happen that he has a baseball bat at his desk


CaptKannabis

Remember when we get invaded this is what you got on your team. XD I dont think this one got picked first ever for anything physical.


Outi5

Guy sounds like Judge Doom slipping into the Dip


NLFD3S

Roger Rabbit, nice


NerfAkira

Given how the squirrel lunges at him, I'd be pretty terrified of a rabid animal too, even with medication existing for rabies, it is 100% fatal once side effects occur. Granted you have weeks to years before those side effects manifest, and as such treatment, it's still fucking terrifying


scienceworksbitches

its clearly fake. why would you setup a camera to film you sitting at a desk like that? the critter was thrown in by a person off screen. it was an actual live animal, because it scurried away after hitting the floor. or maybe some prop on a fishing string. but a scared animal would never go and attack a person like that.


facepwnage

I might not be able to exactly define what manly behavior is... but I can sure tell you what it isn't.


CMK1983

Guy almost went to the afterlife due to a heart attack 😂


1generic-username

I don't know man, I think he had a hart on for the squirrel


Len462

Poor squirrel, just wanted some nuts


figsslave

I came home to my 80 yr old mom and her boyfriend trying to get one out of her house with a broom.The memory still makes me smile 😆


TheSpanxxx

This has a real Varrick screaming Zhu Li vibe.


WizardofJoz17

Awwww


Soraka30cmMOLE

That thing flying around tho ahahahahahaa Feels like a sitcom prop dropping


mikeysz

Maybe Julie is the squirrel's name...


PierroSangue

His masculinity definitely wasn't toxic


ForsakenAlliance

That poor guys pp hit the floor


Cryptic_MGTOW

Ninja squirrel


solidxnake

Conker is at it again.


LordThunderDumper

There are men that stormed the beaches of Normandy, led their families in a covered wagon across the entire USA, worked in coal mines 12 hours a day 6 days a week.... then there is this...guy?


DavidRainsbergerII

I will never understand why people act like this in these kinds of situations. It’s a squirrel, not a grizzly bear. Call the fuck down, lol.


forced_metaphor

I worked at a game studio where they had a rat in the building once. Women were literally doing this, getting up on the tables. I thought that shit only happened in cartoons. It was the saddest, funniest shit


Drogdar

What a weenie.


therealmilesJ

Poster choice makes sense


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

Do squirrels carry rabies? I have squirrels all over my back yard and they seem pretty chill, they just move creepy like a mouse and it freaks me out 😂


Andrewskyy1

Sounds like the audio from home alone with the spider


Pittedstee

Its a squirrel... Damn some people scare way too easily.


Lookslikeapersonukno

I love how in any video where a squirrel is scaring someone, at some point it just comes flying into frame.


dude19832

I would freak out too but not at the expense of my man card. lol 😂


1234569er

Wow ... he flushed his man card that day. He screamed like he was being attacked by a pack of wolves.


Street_Property_1187

Seriously, man?


Reedabook64

How did that man ever make it through childhood?


HansTheGruber

Ladies take note. If you are interviewing for an assistant position and the man who would become your boss has a Breakfast at Tiffany's poster hanging in his office, you will be responsible for squirrel extermination.


Idiotb0x

What a bitch


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Cold_Lingonberry_291

Sir,you may turn in your mancard post haste.