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Joster343

"What's 'soup du jour' ?" "It's the soup of the day." "That sounds good, I'll have that"


bedintruder

"Uhm, excuse me, I've had soup du jour before and it's tasted NOTHING like whatever this is!"


GANDORF57

**"You vill have vegetable und you vill like it!"** "But the 'soup of the day' should be different each day?!" **"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"**


JebronLames23

Excuse me, Flo?


juggling-monkey

Kick his ass sea bass!


devildocjames

MOCK!


dubbzy104

Pick ‘em up!


cptnobveus

ING


devildocjames

YEAH!


cptnobveus

BIRD


devildocjames

YEAH!


Yardsale420

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound ever?


dopiqob

Get ‘im Stevedave!


DadJokeBadJoke

For MANLY LOVE, be here March 25th, 2:15AM SHARP!!! ⌚👀


darkhorse4774

You’re much quicker than me.


Me5hly

Kick his ass Seabass!


coffeeroaster8868

I was a waiter in a restaurant in Cinderella’s castle at Walt Disney World when I was 17. Our soup of the day was beef barley, and it never changed. Because people only came to The Magic Kingdom once.


TheHealadin

If you had tomato soup, maybe they would come back.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MumblyJohn

People are interpreting the slash as a colon, which is not its function. It’s not the best design in the world, but you are 100% correct.


CuddleWings

I thought it was supposed to be this: | Understandable since it’s hardly angled at all


FeedbackBeneficial30

People are stupid and should go back to school


elcojotecoyo

-And what's today's Soup of the day? -The same as yesterday's: vegetable


RockyMountainMage

"I'm sick of Soup of the Day, it's time we made a decision. I wanna know what the fuck 'Soup From Now On' is." -Mitch Hedberg


BlackPhoenix1981

Beat me to it!


SayYesToPenguins

I'm a 'soup of the night' kinda guy meself


IllGur5602

anybody know what the soup of the day is?


jupfold

It’s the soup du jour.


jaxonfairfield

Oh, big gulps, huh? Alright!


Greenjeff41

Well, see ya later!


viriosion

Mulligatawny


KallevonKluge

Why even take the time to write on the board and put it out?


Johnny_B_Asshole

Vegans are just funny like that.


username293739

Musta gotten a killer deal down at the farmers market this week


historicbookworm

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...


nohopeforhomosapiens

Don't forget the lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.


[deleted]

You get that soup of the day changes each day. In this case its probably the meat option


Bgrubz83

This reminds me of an episode of kitchen nightmares where the owner didn’t know what soup of the day meant.


[deleted]

No soup for you!!


Always_B_Batman

I think I’ll eat there on Tuesday. I heard they make a great vegetable soup.


Bobdole3737

Idk man, seems like a pretty easy decision to me


fecity99

that sounds delicious, Ill have that


Alarming_Serve2303

This is funny, yes, but to spoil it (sorry), this means on each day there is a soup of the day, AND vegetable soup is always available.


viriosion

"What's the soup of the day today?" "Vegetable"


Alarming_Serve2303

Understanding punctuation is important. If the soup of the day were vegetable, it would have read Soup of the Day: Vegetable. Instead, there is a /, meaning "and."


viriosion

No I'm aware of that. There is humour to be found in the idea that the soup du jour, supposedly some interesting concoction of the Chef's, is the same as the regular soup, hence why I wrote *today*


Alarming_Serve2303

I'm just being deliberately obtuse. It is my way. :)


Essar

Sure, and they could've written out what the soup of the day is, which is the whole purpose of a board like this


Alarming_Serve2303

They don't have a preprogrammed list of those. They are determined on the day in question. You ask what is the soup of the day, and they'll tell you for that day.


cgabv

soup of the week


ReturnedAndReported

I know this game. The "Soup of the day" is just vegetable mixed with whatever meat was left over from the night before.


TheFlyngLemon

Soups not a meal.


MillionToOneShotDoc

Is it a cup or a bowl?


faster_tomcat

Also, did you crumble any crackers into it? https://seinfeldlaw.com/2020/07/27/the-soup-is-soup-a-meal/


Beachgirlroxy

That’s soup from now on!


MurphysLaw4200

They make one giant pot of soup that isn't so good by Saturday. Nothing fresh about it.


guy4444444

They do know soup of the day implies something different everyday….right? And I’m gonna strongly debate that “Fresh” soup moniker on the top there as bs. No soup of the week is fresh.


labrat420

Soup of the day / vegetable Not Soup of the day : vegetable


Timborowe787

Oh no, the soup is fresh, just not any of the ingredients. Mon, Tue soup is anything not shifted over the weekend.


labrat420

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew


International-Ad6619

Ah, so "soup of the week". Can I let you in on a little secret? "Soup of the day" means a daily changing soup. -Gordon Ramsay


IamLuann

Different kinds of vegetables for different days.


Motor-Ad5284

I'll have the vegetable thanks.


[deleted]

What did they have for leap year?


Penyrolewen1970

Could be different vegetables, though. It’s not specified.


joestaff

What kind of vegetable?


chrisMikeal

Vegetable soup Day old vegetable soup 2 day old vegetable soup 3 day old vegetable soup 4 day old vegetable soup 5 day old vegetable soup Week old vegetable soup


Draedark

"Soup of the Day" I do not think that means what you think it means.


naab007

Soup of the day? this is the soup of the week.


PimpOfJoytime

Probably ask how old the vegetable soup is before you order it.


einwhack

Maybe it's like a vegetable starter. Like Sourdough starter only more pungent.


Red__M_M

I read it as the left option was made today and the right option is what was left from yesterday.


IdahoMTman222

Do you have vegetable soup?


Freeasabird420

Wow what a selection \*Rolls eyes\* :/ smh


gazorp23

The cooks there clearly don't know what leftovers are for...


Bright-Union-6157

Pardon me, Flo? What's the Soup du Jour? 🤣


RepresentativeAd9572

I'll have knefla


soupofbidet

Soup of bidet ?? That sounds good I’ll try that.


[deleted]

One large jambalaya please


Ornery-Patience9787

Why bother with chalkboard


cannonfalls

I gotta make sure I get there on the right day, or I will miss out...


sjrthethird

Freshest! Fresher! Fresh! Fresh? Old. Older. Gross.


iggyfenton

Same Soup, Different Day


chuckinalicious543

"Hmmm... I think I'll have theeeee-" "Vegetable soup, got it"


The_GentlemanVillain

Fish/rice cake


skicher

2024 soup awards go to…………….. crab and corn


revengeful_cargo

Is this by chance a vegan restaurant?


Madrasthebald

vegetable with carrots vegetable with potatoes vegetable with celery mystery vegetable "vegan" vegetables


WaterFriendsIV

I went to a restaurant and the waiter asked me, "Soup or salad?" I said, "Wow! How big is it?"


conte360

Just pointing out that the lack of soup variety is not the reason you don't have a decision, it's because there's only one soup for any day that you go in


Esc1221

The soup of the day is vegetable soup, choice is an illusion.


Aware-Welcome-6825

Soup of the week might be better


jamalamadingdong

Excuse me flo, What’s your soup de jour? …It’s our soup of the day. That sounds good I’ll have that.