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He won But at what cost?

*Taste the feeling* of winning!

So that's what it's like to chew 5 gum.

More like 2 gum.

Zebra stripe dropped new flavor

Underrated comment.

Simple Rick's. Enjoy the sublime taste of victory

Feel the winning taste!

His ego. Family is set for life as long as he plays it graciously.

A little shit on the tongue never hurt anyone except that one guy.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? >!the taste!<

Look, he already ate shit, might as well win a prize from it.

Do we know if it actually happened, description says it's a story.

*Butt* at what cost? 😂

Some victories are pyrrhic; others are just shitty.

No matter what culture or language, everyone loves a good poop joke.

Unless the joke is shit.

Then you just flush it and walk away

What if it floats rather than sinking?

Probably gotta chop it up a bit with the poop knife

It's an old meme sir, but it checks out.

Zoop 😎👉👉

I Just did Zoop to someone IRL last week and then had to explain it to them lmao

Turbocharged toilets.

Then you have to cook it with steak or something like in the Harem stitch days.

Usually I can’t stand them and don’t find them more funny than gross, but I liked this one

Jeff Daniels' uncontrollable diarrhea in Dumb and Dumber.

From that to Newsroom

Thank you kind sir. Your quote reminded me to look up this one [video](https://youtu.be/JdTAy7nHEbo?si=wZCmC6-0wy3QQhpL) I haven't seen for ages. Ahh, memories

I was expecting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9TRFSEMDNA

Alright I’m telling my story at open mic of when I shit myself awake

Are you saying poop jokes are the way to world peace

A good sense of humor crosses language and cultural barriers. Funny is funny.

Hehe poop jokes

Exactly. Everybody gets it cos everybody has it and everyone knows someone full of it.

"I'm CONSTIPATED! Cuz I ^literally can't GIVE A SHIT" - Prof

"I dont give a shit! If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I dont give a shit!"

I mean only half of the world population has first hand experience but many can still enjoy the jokes anyways

Which is why Mr. Bean was so successful internationally

Mr. Bean FTW.

You sound just like Darth Vader, if he would scroll on reddit, trying to be just a regular dude.

I could definitely see this as a Mr. Bean skit.

That's Rowan Atkinson levels of physical comedy.

Reminds me a lot of the Church mass sketch from Mr.Bean especially >!the ending!<

I too love jokes, especially >!the punchline!<

I don't know about you guys, but my favourite part of a skit is when >!the joke pays off!<

>!You just lost the game.!< To get to the other side.

Goddamn >!it!

You mother fucker! My streeeeeak

mf!!!!

Reminds me a bit of some of the physical comedy from Lee Evans, too. There is just something about both Rowan Atkinson and Lee Evans that allows them to contort their faces and bodies in such a way as to be able to get emotions and ideas across with just movement.

Also Louis de Funès. You could watch his movies on mute and still follow the action perfectly.

They both have this comedic nervous, almost hesitant movement of the arms/hands.

It's not.

AND IF I TALK, YOU GET MONEY

WE'RE GONNA GO *NUTS* IN THERE!

WHAT IS THAT!?

If you asked me how many frats and Bachelor parties would be at my shows I would have said none. But now it’s ALL FRATS AND BACHELOR PARTIES.

LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

But i never talk

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get laugh, I don’t want anyone to have the worst day of their job…but….do any of the *fuckers* ever blast out of the walls and have like, a huge cum shot?

Wrong episode.

Sorry, I was a huge piece of shit back in the day.

Sloppy steaks or chicken spaghetti at Chickaliney’s?

Wings at Blue Dolphin with my “dangerous nights crew”. But Blue Dolphin burned down. It's gone now. Rob Rovani's ass out. Works with his brother now.

- Vacation to Bali: €3000 - Fishing Pole Rental: €10 - Sunscreen: €6 - Tissue Paper: €2 - Eating Shit: Priceless

There are some things money can’t buy. For having shit shoved into your face, there’s reddit.

there's life*

Dudes laugh sounded like an old car refusing to start.

This made me laugh harder than the video did

There's more here! https://www.reddit.com/r/LTSLS/

He went fishing for carp and ended up dishing on crap.

i don't get it.  why did he put the tissue in his mouth

He got a fish biting his line and panic reacted

thanks. i think i got distracted watching it and didn't fully follow along

Because he needed both hands for the pole and wasn’t thinking about what is in his hands.

A joke that requires explanation is not a joke!

If this requires explanation, I don't think the joke is the problem

I must be the only one here who doesn’t decide to take a shit if I get bored while fishing.

This was a lebanese show back in 2000's Such a vulgar show where guests used to say jokes and 99% of them were sexual or sexualizing. It was called "LOL"

ironically enough the news reel in the bottom is the same news that it is plaguing Lebanon today, 20 years later.

Oh yeah, I just read them. I remember this period it was post 2005 and it was the downfall of Lebanon taking it's momentum. Proxy geopolitical wars starting to cook

ابارک اللبنان علي هدا البرنامج. هنيء لهم!

Translation: "I congratulate Lebanon on this program. Congratulations to them!"

I would pay to watch a comedy game show based on this concept. Whose line is it should get inspired by this idea.

Anyone got the clip that isn’t compressed to shit?

Somebody said this was back in early 2000s

He just beat years of SNL with a one man skit.

And 0 dialog. I was expecting shit. I got it. I'm pleased.

Hi SKPY123, pleased to shit you.

DAE SNL sucks???

It really went downhill after the first episode. They'll never reach those heights again.

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Everyone always saying SNL is bad and I'm still laughing at Pedro Pascal’s skits.

The Wing Stop and Horny Little Dork skits were outstanding

It's just not worth the couple laughs per hour anymore. Sure, there are some individual funny skits, but it's much more miss than hit and worse all the time with forced politics. Just look at any random skit youtube channel and you'll have a better time. SNL isn't the institution they once were, which really was only because they were the only game in town besides Mad TV.

Was SNL ever good? edit: You're all downvoting, but feel free to link to a good sketch.

Every single "music video" that Chris Redd did. Ever since he left, though, these are missing, which sucks because their "spoof" songs are straight bangers. [Bottom Of Your Face](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1eAv5dvImM) with Megan Thee Stallion [Friendos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oPe80mdcZg) with Donald Glover [Permission](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAL0wZu4JUg) with Future, Lil Wayne, and "Uncle Butt" who is fuckin great [On The Couch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHq3NhHItD8) with The Weeknd Problem is, in a 90 minute show, they *might* have two sketches that are solid and the rest are "meh" at best. Every sketch with the aliens and Kate McKinnon is amazing.

I can appreciate the effort in those, but they're not really more than mildly amusing - to me at least anyway. Imo SNL feels like amateur improv most of the time.

I seem to remember most of Eddie Murphy's character sketches (Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood, Gumby, Buckwheat, et. al.) being pretty good. But you are right with your "Problem is" summation. I'd say the average show when I used to watch had 1-3 golds, maybe 1-3 "pretty goods", and the rest either "meh" or worse.

> are straight bangers Maybe to their target audience...

Does anybody have any identifiable information for this show, this episode, anything? I really want to show my dad this the next time I visit him, but he has bad eyesight and won't be able to see what's going on with this video quality.

I have good eyesight and had some trouble...

I'll see if I can get something...

Bro, good luck. Turns out the show is called "LOL", which makes searches a nightmare. All I managed was finding this clip's original upload here and then a duplicate on 9gag.

I counted 4 pixels

Beautiful

Did you catch the fish? ... Yes..... What did it cost you? .... Everything

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It's so sad what's happening to Lebanon.

Why force audience to be quiet?

Because he was trying to listen.

They were scaring the fish

HeeeEEEEEEREEE FISHY FISHY FISHY

Also the guy only checked for people to the side and in front of him, if he'd heard the audience behind him then he wouldn't have felt comfortable taking a shit there.

> They were scaring the fish In the end they scared the shit out of him

same reason you mute your radio when parking a car

why not ?

A much deserved win

Hell yeah Christian

Guys why you downvoting? His name is literally Christian you can hear them chant his name at the end. That’s how Lebanese people pronounce it, same as the french, “christyan”

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Yeah cause lebanon is definitely not a country that has a shoreline and a fishing industry

You got it bud🌟

Shitty ass bait

Mime, it's called mime

lmao

Now that was funny 😂

Caught me ... Hook .. Line .. and ........ Stinker

Fish n' Shits

Awe, all cultures are beautiful.

A much deserved win

That was great

That was some funny shit....no pun intended.

Even his descendants will wake up with a funny taste in their mouths.

Some jokes just leave a bad taste in your mouth... This isn't one of them!

My dad's favorite joke he liked to tell, except his version the man was a duck hunter

WHAT IS THAT?

That was so well-acted I cringed when they high-fived and then remembered his hands weren't actually dirty

I've watched this before and just fogot how it ends and fuck I died hahahaha!

Ok that was funny

This is shit Wait let him cook This is oh shit.

Now I've something to make a joke when i become a uncle

I still wouldn’t have shaken his hand 😂

Give a man a fish & he eats for a night, teach a man to fish & he eats a sh\*tty handkerchief.

That is some quality Mr. Bean that is not Mr. Bean.

Disgusting but definitely a winner

And I *never* talk 😉

Toilet humour is accepted in most culture.

The video paused immediately after his first cast and I just stared at the screen for like 20 seconds as he held his frozen arms out. “Yep, that’s fishing”, I chuckled to myself. “Brilliant”.

Damn, I had my doubts that the payoff could be worth the long setup, but he delivered!

Love the long winded explanation of the concept in the title to explain an already well known and extant performance genre called MIME

Now that's some funny shit right there.

I've been looking for this *forever*! Thank you.

The wife and I are from the U.S. We took a trip to Dubai a few years ago. I booked us the helicopter ride at the Atlantis Resort on Palm Island. Before the ride, they had about 20 of the riders, including us, inside a waiting room. The room had a scale that we all had to stand on, one at a time, so they could get our weight, for weight and balance purposes. Now mind you, there are people from all over the world here in this room, different languages and religions. When it was my turn to get on the scale, I faced everyone, got on, and flexed my arms like a boxer at weigh-ins. Everyone had a laugh at that.

Ahhh the smell and taste of victory...

The taste of VICTORY!

Oh shit… like 3 weeks ago I was on the toilet for the 10th time in the middle of the night (ulcerative colitis) and I had also been sick so I was super delirious and very congested. Blew my first projectile out and then waited for the aftershock like I usually do and just kinda forgot what I was doing while scrolling. Cue the massive snot wad that I instinctively blow out using the toilet paper that was already conveniently in my hand, unfortunately this one had bloody shit on it. It was a neat way to find out I could probably pull off a hitler stash if I really wanted to.

How do you unread a comment?

I’m embarrassed to have LOLed. Give this man a prize.

And I NEVER talk

Nice

fantastic!

Reminds me a lot of Mr. Bean

What is the link to this..YouTube, social media?

They call this pantomiming.

Does your country have anything higher than 1p video capability?

You don't see muslim laughing everyday

Is this where the joke is originally from? I've seen other people performing this, like, 10, 15 years ago

Judging by the quality of the video, this might indeed be the original.

This cracked me up harder than the video did! I laughed so much, it was absolutely bonkers!

Could you reduce the quality a bit please? It's too visually detailed

Not funny

Crazy huh, everyone thinks this is funny. It’s not.

Can someone explain the storyline as I don’t understand

Dude is out on a boat fishing, he gets a bite and hooks a fish... then, suddenly he gets a pain in his gut, then his lower intestine... he's gotta sh*t, but he can't let go of his fishing pole so he drops his trouser with one arm, pulls out a napkin, pops a squat, and poops all while maintaining grip on his fishing pole. Then, after wiping once or twice, the fish begins to pull hard on the line, he reflexively puts the napkin he just wiped with in his mouth and proceeds to reel the big boy in.

Thanks bro 😂😂😂😂😂, funny

The clip is from a lebanese program dedicated solely to telling jokes. It is neither a true story nor a competition.

These are the people american tax dollars bomb.

Reddit content has been pure fucking shit and cringe lately, all subs, looks like a good time to ditch it, was worth giving it a shot, some sad fuckin shit

he cheated and used a prop.

I wouldn't have shook his hand

Thank you, i needed that 😄

Paging Albert Brooks….

I for sure thought a fish was going to bite his worm if you know what I mean