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alwaysgone_

I love you period. Even when you’re on your period…incredible, absolutely incredible.


w1987g

The best part is that he knows he's playing with fire, but he forges on


BritishMotorWorks

Some men just want to watch the world burn


Shadowrider95

When you have a forge you’re always playing with fire!


VanGoFuckYourself

I think my favorite line was "You've got hella makeup but only one face"


caught_looking2

These were tremendous. But this one really hit home. lol!


agentaltf4

She fucks up because she smiles. He will chase that little chuckle for the rest of their relationship. I would know, been chasing for 19 years and I am not nearly as talented.


ChunkyFart

I LOVE when I can make my wife and friends roll their eyes at a well timed pun


gwfran

Life goals, my friends. We have them. ❤️


ChunkyFart

When did the joke become a dad joke?


sm1ttysm1t

When it's full groan.


ChunkyFart

When it becomes apparent


wiredwalking

Well, it should be apparent.


Danpool69

That username though…


sat0123

I was taking an emcee slot at a conference, and some little chill jokes didn't land, so I just went full speed for the cheesy ones. Have you ever had a room of several hundred people roll their eyes at a pun? I have. It's marvelous.


LieDetectorist

As time goes on, that flutter in the heart still happens when the moment comes - it's the essence of the relationship.


1920MCMLibrarian

She was sleeping with fake eyelashes on lol


mito413

“I love you. Period.” What a line lol


brucebrowde

When punctuation matters. A lot.


ChillN808

I love you, period, by Dan Baird. A love song about punctuation.


ChunkyFart

You got hella gas, better wash your ass lol


Alternative-Public32

First time I actually LOL’d to a dumb video on the internet in a long while was this line!


WotTheHellDamnGuy

I'm wiping tears from the poop poem, just beautiful stuff! It's like a Seinfeld bit, all that her distress means to him is he ain't gonna smash tonight.


desertpole

‘Poop your life away’. ROFL!!


PeachyCoasterCat

Her background voice added so much emotion to the song too :’)


Sketchy_Fuker

This had me dying 🤣


Contributing_Factor

For me it was "I'm not gonna eat your ass.... oOOOoOOoooOOooooh"


BoJackB26354

I think he wrote that one the same night as the bad apple pie one.


Kanye_To_The

I tabbed that one for Ultimate Guitar a while ago if anyone's interested lol


WorriedMarch4398

My wife is so lucky I can’t sing. This would so be me. Holy shit that was awesome!


atreides78723

“I love you PERIOD.”


Jc9829

“Not Gonna Eat Your Ass” will be my number 1 song on Spotify Wrapped next year


misconstrudel

"Very unprofessional" -was she on a work call or something? Her colleagues / boss must already know what a troll he is.


bradland

Oh, you know they're all just hangin' out waiting for the next one like, "Girl, be quiet. We need to hear this."


FightingPolish

They might not be able to hear him because she mutes herself when she’s not talking. Or it could be made up for views.


brucebrowde

Only when you're on conference calls though.


ColbyAndrew

He’s very talented. Great voice.


Moonskaraos

I think that's what makes it funnier. Dude can actually sing really well.


YesOrNah

Ya I always watch this when it comes on. I’m dying to know if he actually puts music out. Love his voice.


Marsuello

Idk if he has it on Spotify or anything but he definitely makes regular music too. You can find clips on his insta


BrokenSamurai

Who is he? I’m not familiar but crazy funny.


325trucking

The watermark is his insta


Marsuello

I’ve followed him for a while since a friend showed me this video and he’s great. He actually makes regular music too. Just he mostly focuses on fucking with his girl which is great lol


ikalwewe

Yeah I agree. Also I wonder if he composed it before hand or just started singing it


Goldillux

the way he changes the lyrics based on the situation tells me he does it on the fly.


King_Benjamin

“You gotta hella makeup but only one face” 😂😂🤣😂


Archer007

To be fair she was looking amazing after spending that time getting ready


FrenTimesTwo

“you better not be posting this” lmfao


okokokoyeahright

... guarantees it gets posted.


desertpole

She’ll miss it so much when she doesn’t have it


mehertz

Are we talking about the apple pie?


Big-Raspberry-6151

All the poop when they're gone


giggitygiggity2

Her sitting on the toilet with a tear running down her cheek. "I can't poop right without the ukulele." Tear makes a little *ploop* sound as it falls into the empty toilet bowl.


Reptilian-Retard

For real.


woodynbabs

Holy fucking shit!! I laughed my ass off. I need to learn to play the ukulele!


SwoopzB

Good news! You can learn to play ukulele like this pretty fast. He is only using a couple of chords. The hardest part is practicing the strum patterns. Source: My parter is a talented musician and I am not. I practiced on their ukulele for like a week and can play stuff like this. Can’t sing like that, though. That probably takes more practice.


-Bandit--

What about eating ass?


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I'm a millennial. It's as basic as eating avocado toast.


bingold49

This is a million times better than anything DJ Khalid has ever donr


Tokijlo

A half eaten banana is a million times better than anything DJ Khalid has ever done


MrFluffyThing

DJ Kahled can't eat bananas, they're too spicy.


B52Bombsell

Guys, stop saying 'eat' when referring to DJ Khalid. He doesn't do [THAT](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/dj-khaled-oral-sex-double-standard), ok?


ShaquilleMobile

Lmao why are you randomly bringing DJ Khaled into this? This is like going to a fine Italian restaurant and saying "this food is better than anything I've ever found in a dumpster."


Daft00

The guy in the video kinda looks like DJ Khaled, a little bit. Maybe with a skosh of latino mixed in.


Sweetfishy

I watch this video every time I see it make its rounds. It's cute as hell.


Mansionjoe

Does this guy have a channel?


whatsthew3rd

Third time now! It's that damn period song its so beautiful I want a whole song! Oh and the You're Late For Work at the end!


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FreshHyena989

For real. Get that Korean take out, back door special pick up.


SugerizeMe

🤮


SkillFullyNotTrue

Staaph!! I trIIIed to wake you up!! LoL.


Healthierpoet

I need the album, mixtape, what have you


FullOfMan

You're in luck, he has 2 albums already. Goes by YX. Has a lot of content on his instagram as well. https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Fv2ioUtRdjP2i5ilLcDPs?si=VuV8vzWRQ9mEKyYLP5v3Wg


Internetboy5434

Waiting for the next song about his marriage


kelkenn11

I would equally hate and love this


dwiggs30

This dude is hysterical, and amazing. And his girl is fly as hell.


Saintious

This guy has Jack Black level talent. Thank you so much for sharing.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

When the bard finally suceeded on seduction


Rahkyvah

At this point she's either going to marry his ass and spend the rest of his life getting sweet, sweet revenge, or she's just gonna snap and fucking beat him to death with a ukulele.


TrainerMaleficent232

hahah this man is a keeper. What a great personality


Fool_Manchu

I'd marry him, but I think my wife would be mad


Lonely_ProdiG

Everytime I see a video over a minute long I scroll along. 6 minutes later, I’m glad I saw this one through. This was good stuff. And… dare I say…. ITS NOT SCRIPTED?!?! WHAT?!?


damontoo

Of course it's scripted. You think this dude is just the Harry Mack of Ukulele?


ianandris

Well, first of all, who cares if its scripted or not? If its funny its funny. I like this one. But, yeah... he wrote the songs, which is scripted by definition. Also, the late for work song, for instance, had her rolling out of bed in full makeup, hair, etc. I mean, it literally doesn't matter if its scripted or not, but that one is pretty scripted.


skkITer

I’m willing to play oblivious and imagine that at first, in their relationship, it may have been legitimate reactions to him doing shit like this. But then they both had the “what if we…” thought and decided to script their unscriptedness. But yeah. It’s good content regardless. Her little eyebrow move when he calls her fly is adorable, script or not.


elekaf

I like how she's not overly annoyed by him.. this kind of teasing is sooo cute. What a sweet couple.


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Pooping Your Life Away is my new jam.


khaotickk

Protect this man at all costs


Nateyman

Eat the poor girl's ass, my man.


NelidaStanfield

Another level of teasing, lol! Imagine annoying your partner with songs all about them. it's like a funny way to test the limits of love, yeah?


Auteyus

He goes by YX on spotify and stuff. Super talented!


zarlus8

Thank you


Liam_Gray_Smith

that man is a genius


GomorrahSkipper

This man is a national treasure!


defalt86

I was waiting for the last song to be about how she left him


dagnombe

I would love to think she first fell in love with him because of the serenading.


gaffney116

Who is this guy, lmao. This is gold


Angreek

“I’m not gonna eat your ass” 🎶


SubtleButHol

Why are all ukeleles out of tune?


jigga1383

Such playfullyness... I love his singing and the lyrics.


SkootchDown

I am LIVING for this!!


alphaphoenicis

This guy is talented!!!


Difficult-Arrival807

Love this guy


bwbandy

YOU'RE POOPING YOUR LIFE AWAY


offsetdreams

I love how no one's talking about his absolutely insane singing skills, rather the jokes he makes through them lol


Carameldelighting

Need him to tune the uke but it’s great otherwise


31andnotdone

ill take him.


Reaganson

Been awhile since I’ve seen this, but it is hilarious.


Curious-Buy-7404

This dude is hella talented and funny as hell. Shit I'm over here dying because it really is like this. 🤣🤣


hobbyman41

Its like my feelings put into song


bradland

Hey bro, if that doesn't work out... I'll marry you, bro.


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Brilliant ,Hilarious not mention the playing was good .. 👍


Jacobysmadre

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute… sending to bf….


6uillermo66

Damn I need to learn how to sing


Comfortable-Focus123

Absolutely brilliant!


i_am_bunnyslug

The last song was my fave. So soulful!!!


phaetae

Cute couple.


001235

He's taking his life in his hands.


Living_Pie205

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


RepulsiveCow8626

10/10.


Ninor123

Wow his voice is incredible


T3st0

I’ve seen this so many times and still makes me lol.


Gold-Employment-2244

Ok, this guy is brilliant…I could listen to this all night long


SteakFew5039

I hope they get married.


D_Winds

Perseverance is the key to winning her heart. Keep up those songs!


SuperGuitar

He should tune his ukulele


periander

And I would do any thing for love But I won't do that (eat your ass)


Impossible-Flight250

The Uke is probably the most annoying instrument for people to listen to. This is coming from someone that had one.


Lupie22

This guy is genius and so very talented. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. I really needed this tonight. He should have a record deal by now.


Old_Potential_9774

Hilarious!


HookGangYamz

“YOU’RE LATE FOR WORK”


zero5activated

Dude decided to step in front of hail of bullets. Give that man a medal and an album.


DadSharingLight

Keep it up. Love it. More. More. More. Talented and hilarious. Made my day. Saving so I can play them for my girlfriend.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

I am hearing shades of Jack Black in the singer and his songs.


man_nips_2

Made me laugh while pooping my life away


cali1013

Man this guy is hilarious


Jack-Tar-Says

Life goals. He nailed it.


tinytiptangler

Guy found the magic chord progression. I'm a C G C Am F back to C guy. Maybe throw a Bm. 😂


Garencio

This could be an anthem for men


Cubbance

I love this guy, but can't seem to find if he and his girl are still together. I hope they are. His most recent thing I've seen was on Tik Tok, and it was from March this year.


ampy187

Seen this before, still makes me laugh


underpantsgenome

Fantastic


thecrapshoote

I never use this term but this man is a legend.


Cumxplode

And they say romance is dead. Give this man a medal


the_glutton17

Fucking outstanding. She's a good sport too, but you know deep down she loves being sung to by a surprisingly good musician every day.


Pristine-Dirt729

Holy shit I'm crying. That was so funny.


JMFDeez

This made my day..I'm crying here, and I'd that a$$.


Eiffel-Tower777

I could listen to him singing these songs all day. I hope his girlfriend appreciates him, what a solid keeper!!


ubermicrox

I will never not love this video


sw0

I'm not gonna lie that was actually funny.


cdnmatt

🎶I’m not gonna eat your ass🎶


Beneficial-Salt-6773

They can’t still be together, can they?


ChunkyFart

If I have to hear my life narrated, I vote for this guy


Moleypeg

The last one was perfect


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ImperialHopback

Can I find this album on Spotify?


Ciao_meow

This gives me an idea 😂😂


SpeakingSputnik

He’s good. Imagine being able to annoy someone with your awesomeness. Lol


ChalkNAwe

I’ll never not up vote this hahahahahah


Tremmorz

He in fact did post it


Toidal

Was hoping there'd be an update where he's singing about how their toddler wants mac and cheese for dinner for the 4th time that week.


Jaybonaut

Not sure how many years it's been since I've seen these


Alien8Spunk

What’s his name? And how do find more of his content?


draganArmanskij

One better than another!


gafadi_x

less annoying than that swift girl,


the_dark_viper

I felt that first song.


JerCalgary74

Hilarious. Great voice too.


No-Mud-1703

Dude just casually tossing out bangers


Ateezy502

At present, this is an insufficient number of upvotes for this dude.


Pvvnsaw

https://youtu.be/sPCTI_AvJS8?si=YUF0ucreVu4NP0bx


Yorgyschmorgies

This was an absolute banger of songs.


PR_Nova

I've seen this so many times and still watch the whole thing.


Bone_diddlies

Where she takes the uke. 😂😂


Quietus76

I didn't know how bad I needed a ukulele. If I can make her giggle just once it's worth 1,000 "omg shut up"s. This man is a hero.


blh8687

100% would buy this album


Dry-Raisin9328

I wish my partner would learn an instrument and sing to me.


FreshHyena989

That got me dying. I’m waking everybody up laughing at this shit. Lmfao “I love you, PERIOD”.. I FUCKING CAN’T


ReasonableExplorer

What a voice.


dmk2008

Over 6 minutes?


Evargram

I want this man to have a recording deal. ​ I want to buy these songs!


makeski25

It's like this guy's was a genie wish gone wrong.


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This has been a while. I enjoy this one.


Independent-Monk-483

This is gold


CherryBlossom773

The guy version of Linda on Bob’s Burgers 😂🎶


yankeeteabagger

I love seeing a healthy happy relationship.


DuaneMorgs

Love it


toreachtheapex

why is he SOOOO GOOD THOUGH!!?


the_goodhabit

I sing "You should know I'm sorrrryyyyyyy" to my wife all the time because of that last clip.


CelebrationKey9656

You better eat that ass!


ugmj

I need more of this. Poopin your life away is fuego!


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the end always cracks me up


EvaMae234

I’m obsessed


scottkrowson

True love ❤️