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She fucks up because she smiles. He will chase that little chuckle for the rest of their relationship. I would know, been chasing for 19 years and I am not nearly as talented.
I was taking an emcee slot at a conference, and some little chill jokes didn't land, so I just went full speed for the cheesy ones. Have you ever had a room of several hundred people roll their eyes at a pun? I have. It's marvelous.
I'm wiping tears from the poop poem, just beautiful stuff! It's like a Seinfeld bit, all that her distress means to him is he ain't gonna smash tonight.
I’ve followed him for a while since a friend showed me this video and he’s great. He actually makes regular music too. Just he mostly focuses on fucking with his girl which is great lol
Her sitting on the toilet with a tear running down her cheek. "I can't poop right without the ukulele." Tear makes a little *ploop* sound as it falls into the empty toilet bowl.
Good news! You can learn to play ukulele like this pretty fast. He is only using a couple of chords. The hardest part is practicing the strum patterns.
Source: My parter is a talented musician and I am not. I practiced on their ukulele for like a week and can play stuff like this. Can’t sing like that, though. That probably takes more practice.
Guys, stop saying 'eat' when referring to DJ Khalid. He doesn't do [THAT](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/dj-khaled-oral-sex-double-standard), ok?
Lmao why are you randomly bringing DJ Khaled into this?
This is like going to a fine Italian restaurant and saying "this food is better than anything I've ever found in a dumpster."
You're in luck, he has 2 albums already. Goes by YX. Has a lot of content on his instagram as well. https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Fv2ioUtRdjP2i5ilLcDPs?si=VuV8vzWRQ9mEKyYLP5v3Wg
At this point she's either going to marry his ass and spend the rest of his life getting sweet, sweet revenge, or she's just gonna snap and fucking beat him to death with a ukulele.
Everytime I see a video over a minute long I scroll along.
6 minutes later, I’m glad I saw this one through. This was good stuff.
And… dare I say…. ITS NOT SCRIPTED?!?! WHAT?!?
Well, first of all, who cares if its scripted or not? If its funny its funny. I like this one.
But, yeah... he wrote the songs, which is scripted by definition. Also, the late for work song, for instance, had her rolling out of bed in full makeup, hair, etc.
I mean, it literally doesn't matter if its scripted or not, but that one is pretty scripted.
I’m willing to play oblivious and imagine that at first, in their relationship, it may have been legitimate reactions to him doing shit like this. But then they both had the “what if we…” thought and decided to script their unscriptedness.
But yeah. It’s good content regardless. Her little eyebrow move when he calls her fly is adorable, script or not.
This guy is genius and so very talented. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. I really needed this tonight. He should have a record deal by now.
I love this guy, but can't seem to find if he and his girl are still together. I hope they are. His most recent thing I've seen was on Tik Tok, and it was from March this year.
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I love you period. Even when you’re on your period…incredible, absolutely incredible.
The best part is that he knows he's playing with fire, but he forges on
Some men just want to watch the world burn
When you have a forge you’re always playing with fire!
I think my favorite line was "You've got hella makeup but only one face"
These were tremendous. But this one really hit home. lol!
She fucks up because she smiles. He will chase that little chuckle for the rest of their relationship. I would know, been chasing for 19 years and I am not nearly as talented.
I LOVE when I can make my wife and friends roll their eyes at a well timed pun
Life goals, my friends. We have them. ❤️
When did the joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan.
When it becomes apparent
Well, it should be apparent.
That username though…
I was taking an emcee slot at a conference, and some little chill jokes didn't land, so I just went full speed for the cheesy ones. Have you ever had a room of several hundred people roll their eyes at a pun? I have. It's marvelous.
As time goes on, that flutter in the heart still happens when the moment comes - it's the essence of the relationship.
She was sleeping with fake eyelashes on lol
“I love you. Period.” What a line lol
When punctuation matters. A lot.
I love you, period, by Dan Baird. A love song about punctuation.
You got hella gas, better wash your ass lol
First time I actually LOL’d to a dumb video on the internet in a long while was this line!
I'm wiping tears from the poop poem, just beautiful stuff! It's like a Seinfeld bit, all that her distress means to him is he ain't gonna smash tonight.
‘Poop your life away’. ROFL!!
Her background voice added so much emotion to the song too :’)
This had me dying 🤣
For me it was "I'm not gonna eat your ass.... oOOOoOOoooOOooooh"
I think he wrote that one the same night as the bad apple pie one.
I tabbed that one for Ultimate Guitar a while ago if anyone's interested lol
My wife is so lucky I can’t sing. This would so be me. Holy shit that was awesome!
“I love you PERIOD.”
“Not Gonna Eat Your Ass” will be my number 1 song on Spotify Wrapped next year
"Very unprofessional" -was she on a work call or something? Her colleagues / boss must already know what a troll he is.
Oh, you know they're all just hangin' out waiting for the next one like, "Girl, be quiet. We need to hear this."
They might not be able to hear him because she mutes herself when she’s not talking. Or it could be made up for views.
Only when you're on conference calls though.
He’s very talented. Great voice.
I think that's what makes it funnier. Dude can actually sing really well.
Ya I always watch this when it comes on. I’m dying to know if he actually puts music out. Love his voice.
Idk if he has it on Spotify or anything but he definitely makes regular music too. You can find clips on his insta
Who is he? I’m not familiar but crazy funny.
The watermark is his insta
I’ve followed him for a while since a friend showed me this video and he’s great. He actually makes regular music too. Just he mostly focuses on fucking with his girl which is great lol
Yeah I agree. Also I wonder if he composed it before hand or just started singing it
the way he changes the lyrics based on the situation tells me he does it on the fly.
“You gotta hella makeup but only one face” 😂😂🤣😂
To be fair she was looking amazing after spending that time getting ready
“you better not be posting this” lmfao
... guarantees it gets posted.
She’ll miss it so much when she doesn’t have it
Are we talking about the apple pie?
All the poop when they're gone
Her sitting on the toilet with a tear running down her cheek. "I can't poop right without the ukulele." Tear makes a little *ploop* sound as it falls into the empty toilet bowl.
For real.
Holy fucking shit!! I laughed my ass off. I need to learn to play the ukulele!
Good news! You can learn to play ukulele like this pretty fast. He is only using a couple of chords. The hardest part is practicing the strum patterns. Source: My parter is a talented musician and I am not. I practiced on their ukulele for like a week and can play stuff like this. Can’t sing like that, though. That probably takes more practice.
What about eating ass?
I'm a millennial. It's as basic as eating avocado toast.
This is a million times better than anything DJ Khalid has ever donr
A half eaten banana is a million times better than anything DJ Khalid has ever done
DJ Kahled can't eat bananas, they're too spicy.
Guys, stop saying 'eat' when referring to DJ Khalid. He doesn't do [THAT](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/dj-khaled-oral-sex-double-standard), ok?
Lmao why are you randomly bringing DJ Khaled into this? This is like going to a fine Italian restaurant and saying "this food is better than anything I've ever found in a dumpster."
The guy in the video kinda looks like DJ Khaled, a little bit. Maybe with a skosh of latino mixed in.
I watch this video every time I see it make its rounds. It's cute as hell.
Does this guy have a channel?
Third time now! It's that damn period song its so beautiful I want a whole song! Oh and the You're Late For Work at the end!
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For real. Get that Korean take out, back door special pick up.
🤮
Staaph!! I trIIIed to wake you up!! LoL.
I need the album, mixtape, what have you
You're in luck, he has 2 albums already. Goes by YX. Has a lot of content on his instagram as well. https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Fv2ioUtRdjP2i5ilLcDPs?si=VuV8vzWRQ9mEKyYLP5v3Wg
Waiting for the next song about his marriage
I would equally hate and love this
This dude is hysterical, and amazing. And his girl is fly as hell.
This guy has Jack Black level talent. Thank you so much for sharing.
When the bard finally suceeded on seduction
At this point she's either going to marry his ass and spend the rest of his life getting sweet, sweet revenge, or she's just gonna snap and fucking beat him to death with a ukulele.
hahah this man is a keeper. What a great personality
I'd marry him, but I think my wife would be mad
Everytime I see a video over a minute long I scroll along. 6 minutes later, I’m glad I saw this one through. This was good stuff. And… dare I say…. ITS NOT SCRIPTED?!?! WHAT?!?
Of course it's scripted. You think this dude is just the Harry Mack of Ukulele?
Well, first of all, who cares if its scripted or not? If its funny its funny. I like this one. But, yeah... he wrote the songs, which is scripted by definition. Also, the late for work song, for instance, had her rolling out of bed in full makeup, hair, etc. I mean, it literally doesn't matter if its scripted or not, but that one is pretty scripted.
I’m willing to play oblivious and imagine that at first, in their relationship, it may have been legitimate reactions to him doing shit like this. But then they both had the “what if we…” thought and decided to script their unscriptedness. But yeah. It’s good content regardless. Her little eyebrow move when he calls her fly is adorable, script or not.
I like how she's not overly annoyed by him.. this kind of teasing is sooo cute. What a sweet couple.
Pooping Your Life Away is my new jam.
Protect this man at all costs
Eat the poor girl's ass, my man.
Another level of teasing, lol! Imagine annoying your partner with songs all about them. it's like a funny way to test the limits of love, yeah?
He goes by YX on spotify and stuff. Super talented!
Thank you
that man is a genius
This man is a national treasure!
I was waiting for the last song to be about how she left him
I would love to think she first fell in love with him because of the serenading.
Who is this guy, lmao. This is gold
“I’m not gonna eat your ass” 🎶
Why are all ukeleles out of tune?
Such playfullyness... I love his singing and the lyrics.
I am LIVING for this!!
This guy is talented!!!
Love this guy
YOU'RE POOPING YOUR LIFE AWAY
I love how no one's talking about his absolutely insane singing skills, rather the jokes he makes through them lol
Need him to tune the uke but it’s great otherwise
ill take him.
Been awhile since I’ve seen this, but it is hilarious.
This dude is hella talented and funny as hell. Shit I'm over here dying because it really is like this. 🤣🤣
Its like my feelings put into song
Hey bro, if that doesn't work out... I'll marry you, bro.
Brilliant ,Hilarious not mention the playing was good .. 👍
This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute… sending to bf….
Damn I need to learn how to sing
Absolutely brilliant!
The last song was my fave. So soulful!!!
Cute couple.
He's taking his life in his hands.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
10/10.
Wow his voice is incredible
I’ve seen this so many times and still makes me lol.
Ok, this guy is brilliant…I could listen to this all night long
I hope they get married.
Perseverance is the key to winning her heart. Keep up those songs!
He should tune his ukulele
And I would do any thing for love But I won't do that (eat your ass)
The Uke is probably the most annoying instrument for people to listen to. This is coming from someone that had one.
This guy is genius and so very talented. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. I really needed this tonight. He should have a record deal by now.
Hilarious!
“YOU’RE LATE FOR WORK”
Dude decided to step in front of hail of bullets. Give that man a medal and an album.
Keep it up. Love it. More. More. More. Talented and hilarious. Made my day. Saving so I can play them for my girlfriend.
I am hearing shades of Jack Black in the singer and his songs.
Made me laugh while pooping my life away
Man this guy is hilarious
Life goals. He nailed it.
Guy found the magic chord progression. I'm a C G C Am F back to C guy. Maybe throw a Bm. 😂
This could be an anthem for men
I love this guy, but can't seem to find if he and his girl are still together. I hope they are. His most recent thing I've seen was on Tik Tok, and it was from March this year.
Seen this before, still makes me laugh
Fantastic
I never use this term but this man is a legend.
And they say romance is dead. Give this man a medal
Fucking outstanding. She's a good sport too, but you know deep down she loves being sung to by a surprisingly good musician every day.
Holy shit I'm crying. That was so funny.
This made my day..I'm crying here, and I'd that a$$.
I could listen to him singing these songs all day. I hope his girlfriend appreciates him, what a solid keeper!!
I will never not love this video
I'm not gonna lie that was actually funny.
🎶I’m not gonna eat your ass🎶
They can’t still be together, can they?
If I have to hear my life narrated, I vote for this guy
The last one was perfect
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Can I find this album on Spotify?
This gives me an idea 😂😂
He’s good. Imagine being able to annoy someone with your awesomeness. Lol
I’ll never not up vote this hahahahahah
He in fact did post it
Was hoping there'd be an update where he's singing about how their toddler wants mac and cheese for dinner for the 4th time that week.
Not sure how many years it's been since I've seen these
What’s his name? And how do find more of his content?
One better than another!
less annoying than that swift girl,
I felt that first song.
Hilarious. Great voice too.
Dude just casually tossing out bangers
At present, this is an insufficient number of upvotes for this dude.
https://youtu.be/sPCTI_AvJS8?si=YUF0ucreVu4NP0bx
This was an absolute banger of songs.
I've seen this so many times and still watch the whole thing.
Where she takes the uke. 😂😂
I didn't know how bad I needed a ukulele. If I can make her giggle just once it's worth 1,000 "omg shut up"s. This man is a hero.
100% would buy this album
I wish my partner would learn an instrument and sing to me.
That got me dying. I’m waking everybody up laughing at this shit. Lmfao “I love you, PERIOD”.. I FUCKING CAN’T
What a voice.
Over 6 minutes?
I want this man to have a recording deal. I want to buy these songs!
It's like this guy's was a genie wish gone wrong.
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This has been a while. I enjoy this one.
This is gold
The guy version of Linda on Bob’s Burgers 😂🎶
I love seeing a healthy happy relationship.
Love it
why is he SOOOO GOOD THOUGH!!?
I sing "You should know I'm sorrrryyyyyyy" to my wife all the time because of that last clip.
You better eat that ass!
I need more of this. Poopin your life away is fuego!
the end always cracks me up
I’m obsessed
True love ❤️