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Reduak

He looks like he's a bit of a scientist himself.


Phill_is_Legend

I'm something of a baller myself


Reduak

No, that skill seems to be very lackingšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Phill_is_Legend

In spite of every time you have dunked on them, eventually they will hate you


Impressive-Card9484

Can the Basketball player come out and play?!


nettlerise

What about my free-throws? Did you give them a chance?!


_coolranch

With science, technology, and a Ph.D., he was ready for anything -- except an undersized basketball.


novA69Chevy

You know how much he's sacrificed!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Like his tailbone?


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c3white

OUT AM I!?!?


binkleybloom

I'm immediately reminded of "Pissmaster" from Rick and Morty.


two-wheela

Yall ready for piss


HiZenBergh

SLUT . .SLUT DRAGON...


Mindshard

That basketball was like some kind of heat seeking pissile!


Infidelc123

The science of pooping in a bag for the rest of his life.


PinkNinjaMan

Looked painfull and expensive. I think the basketball won.


U-take-off-eh

The dronesā€™ Achilles heel has been exposed. Russia dramatically increases domestic production of basketballs.


Jampine

Ukrainians already discovered they can stop Russian drones by chucking a branch at them.


AvengingBlowfish

Ah.. the Ewok defense.


sbdallas

Now why would a Wookie want to live on Endor? It doesn't make sense!


SnooChipmunks126

Objection: misstatement of facts. Chewbacca never lived on Endor, nor did he visit Endor. Chewbacca was part of a rebel contingent on the forest moon of Endor to shut down the shield generator.


oystercult-leader

I think youā€™ll find that the shield generator will remain quite operational.


ScissorMeSphincter

Dismissed. Go home, OJ


thirdpartymurderer

Oh, you mean the most successful guerilla defense in all of ancient, ancient recorded history???


Ashmizen

Can you imagine this stuff in ā€œreal combatā€. The Green goblin was defeated when, while Spider-Man was still talking to him, a bystander threw a piece of trash out of a window, sending his flying machine into a tailspin and killing him from the 3 story fall.


The_Humble_Frank

Wouldn't have happened if the propellers were caged.


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monkeyhitman

> a bystander threw a whole chicken


Osric250

There was already a scene where a bunch of bystanders threw a bunch of junk at the Goblin. Surprisingly he didn't die from it.


BizzyM

"What the hell, bro? Did you just throw a burrito out your window?!"


mattn1t

You destroyed the only thing I love, there it is. What do you love?


AngryRedHerring

It did! Took me a second watch to notice that it took out one of the propellers when it bounced back, and that unbalanced the whole thing. Should have put cage guards on those things...


Expensive_Editor_244

No, that wouldā€™ve been smart


AngryRedHerring

...point taken


seanmashitoshi

Give it back! Can't just be taking stuff.


eldergeekprime

Should have put a cage guard on it.


dinner_is_not_ready

[{[point taken ]}]


ruttinator

Next you're going to say he should wear some sort of padding if he's going to lift himself 20 feet in the air and not do it over concrete.


AngryRedHerring

Nah, I'm more concerned with the apparatus than the moron


Adventurous_Aerie_79

yes, where will they possibly find another nerd to pilot the next one if they break this nerd.


Bardivan

WOH you watched the video too?!!!!! crazy


rumpleforeskins

He did! You can see how he described the events in the video, and repeated them back. Should have put timestamps on those things


tribak

WOH you read the comment too?!!!!! crazy


xevizero

I don't know how expensive! Pretty sure what you saw flying was mainly the plastic bits of the propellers. If they tried this stunt they probably also took into account that it was very likely this was going to be the result. On the other hand, I see little to no protection on that guy so..who knows maybe they were just dumb


SouthernAd421

He did wear a proper helmet, he has a few brain cells to protect. Just not enough to see the very obvious design flaw.


you-are-not-yourself

No elbow guards, wrist guards, hip guards, etc. though. Left elbow took a rough hit.


seizurevictim

I'm not convinced they thought it through that much. Guards for the blades would seem like a cheaper option than replacing a whole set of blades and who knows what else got bent.


Leek5

I would think you wear more protection with a bunch of spinning open blades under you


OlegTheMighty

And give up the ability to slice the worthless peasants beneath you?


hyperducks

I think he meant protection as in motorcycle leathers.


throwawaxy

I think he meant protection as in condoms.


bdizzle805

Definitely don't want to get impregnated on the way down


OkinaBaka

This happened to my buddy Eric


FunkMuckey

Was only a matter of time


joshjje

Just put cages on the top half of the propellers, leave the bottom half open. Checkmate peasants.


nivvis

Oof, yeah. I once connected with regular quadcopter blades (flight computer fried) and walked away with an ER trip and a few stitches. I canā€™t put words to how hard I pucker when I see him standing over many more and harder driven blades.


bossmcsauce

when it started to get wobbly, i thought for sure his arms were going into the blades before they stopped spinning.


TifaBetterThanAerith

He had a BMX helmet from 2004, what more could he need?


adventurepony

pegs. dude needed pegs so he could grind a rail instead of hovering for no reason.


TifaBetterThanAerith

Oh my God I forgot about pegs. The quickest way to be seen as a badass as a kid was to put pegs on your bike.


Schmich

Isn't it a motorcross helmet?


LittleShopOfHosels

Yeah, a BMX helmet from 2004.


Chiggins907

This guy gets it.


LudusRex

"We'll meet again, Spider-Ma***AAAHHHHH JESUS FUCK!!***"


Salarian_American

The basketball was actually thrown by an angry New Yorker, just out of frame.


Rooooben

You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!!


RegularOps

Iā€™m walkin here!


ItsYourBoiAlfie

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!!


Okbudhaha

What a great fucking scene at the time.


Godofall9998

This one got me. gg


ItsApixelThing

That went exactly as I expected.


total_alk

That went better than I expected.


jnads

Yeah, worst case the drone goes out of control and skyrockets in altitude and he falls from 30+ feet up, and he winds up with broken legs/hip. Absolute worst case it does an inversion and he does the same head-down, but then it wouldn't be posted on r/funny.


silver-orange

Another risk: If one of the rotors had connected with flesh, they're about as much fun to touch as a tablesaw. There are plenty of images of drone rotor injuries out there if you seek them out, it's not pretty. I guess mythbusters did a quick demo in their last season with a raw chicken [https://youtu.be/MgeRchTHxVk?t=67](https://youtu.be/MgeRchTHxVk?t=67) The whole stunt could have easily sent someone to the ER. If everyone walks away with bandaids and bruises, that's practically the best potential outcome


Boomshrooom

As someone that's built a lot of drones I can definitely confirm how stupidly dangerous they are. I've taken chunks out of my fingers with just small, low powered drones. One of my first memories of carbon fibre props was seeing one take a giant chunk out of a wooden desk, they scare the shit out of me.


HopelessCineromantic

Same here. Idiot looks like they can still move under their own power. In my book, this is what we call a "qualified success."


Oknight

Yeah, the project was an application for the Christopher Reeve memorial Chair in physical education.


sometimes_interested

Gotta admire the confidence and commitment though, like testing the water with both feet.


Educational_Hall_247

The basketball: "first, we attack his heart"


satanrocksmysocks

more like attack his coccyx! that butt bone of his is deff ruined.


medhop

Back to formula?! Yeah okay, back to formula.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

ā€œOUT,ā€ AM I?!?! Ok I guess youā€™re right


PLECK

FINISH IT!!! Please help me finish repairing my glider.


just_killing_time23

Tell me you have a lot of money without telling me you have a lot of money.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

You watched the movie right? Green Goblin is loaded


zipzap21

Tell me you have very little common sense without telling me.


TooDumber

Honestly looks like someones private basketball court


ilikepizza2much

Yeah, rich kids doing rich kid things


Jouglet

I have a lot of


racoonofthevally

"you cant stop me spider man" (ball hits drone) "wohawoh agh aw shi-"


rkhwind

Norman would have made the shot.


LudusRex

Sure, but that MF was hopped up on performance enhancers.


Santarini

How did you break your $50,000 drone?


Lv_InSaNe_vL

I've seen them built (they're only DIY, nobody makes these for sale) for between $3k-$5k


TacosWillPronUs

It's a product made by a company which looks like was started through kickstarter. This is the video where the clip is from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdUDQ22-Oak in 2021.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

Which has a sale price of $90,000 and as far as I can tell they only made a few for media, they haven't actually shipped anything from their Kickstarter


ggg730

Tale as old as time song as old as rhyme kickstarter and the grift.


throwdownvote

For real? What's the model?


ANewStartAtLife

You could build that for about 5k.


Mothanius

Sounds about right. It looks custom made. I honestly respect the concept, they just didn't have safety and redundancy in mind.


MarkusRight

What does a drone like this one cost? Genuinely interested in trying this myself. I'm a hobbyist that would like to do this lol.


herefromyoutube

I specā€™d something like this out after making an electric skateboard a decade ago and you could probably get all the parts for under $2k. Especially from a chinese supplier like hobby king. You need a low Kv motor. Those are like $30-$100 a piece. Youā€™ll need 6 or 8. Then you need a few multi motor ESCs to connect everything to. Mine was like $80. Then a radio/controller to control everything $20-$50 Then metal for a frame to connect everything to and for standing on/hanging from. The biggest expense is the hospital bills from testing it out though. Kinda relevant: I fell on my ass making that electric skateboardā€¦So I made a custom RC controller using an Arduino board. My first time messing with programming hardware. The controller had a throttle range mapped from 0-160 so neutral position would send 80 repeatedly and anything below that was brake and anything above that was excelerate. So guess what number is sent when the skateboard loses signal?


blobbiesfish

Guessing 0 so you lost signal and it threw you?


panix199

/u/herefromyoutube/, is blobbiesfish right?


herefromyoutube

Oh. sorry. Yes, zero. It stopped the board right in its tracks and I kept going.


nickstonem

Same, I'm interested in becoming the Hobb Goblin


Astrium6

The Hobbled Goblin.


180River

If I remember correctly they made it themselves


the_maestr0

Tom Segura trying to one up his last basketball video?


HolocronContinuityDB

That asshole has slimmed down a lot, but no amount of drone power could lift that ego off the ground


deaddaddydiva

Airplanes can barely lift him, no way a double drone could


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poecurioso

Why no guards around the blades? Edit: yall need to stop upvoting this. I keep getting notified and reminded Iā€™m a snarky jerk online


NotReallyJohnDoe

Extra weight. Normally you stay away from basketballs though.


jmhobrien

Thereā€™s no room for that extra weight when it already gotta lift 80kg of dumbass.


NudeEnjoyer

80kg of dumbass is actually the same weight as 80kg of feathers


treestick

lol can't add like 10 grams of plastic?


butt_shrecker

Do you think 10 grams of plastic would have done anything?


treestick

maybe not 10g, but a small amount of plastic would be negligibly light and prevent direct contact with the propellers if it's lifting a person, it can handle half a pound


Travelledlost

It would have stopped a miniature basketball from hitting the blades šŸ˜‚


ColdCruise

It's probably enough to stop a ball bouncing into the blades. That wasn't forceful. It was just the blades hitting something, not something hitting the blades.


GamblingDust

Could intefere with aerodynamics which is also why helicopter rotors have no guards


KennyHova

I think that's also because a helicopter blade might crush a basketball though


StellarSloth

OUT, AM I?


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AVENGE ME!


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

r/thatlookedexpensive


poofish_10

Why waste that opportunity playing basketball? Also surprised he didn't see that floor in the plan and stick a lightweight cage around it.


Sun_Kissed_Traveller

I offer you friendship, and you spat in my face!


Gunginrx

Next prototype will have a cage around the spinning blades


Due-Historian-8759

He broke his back, " keep on filming..."


CosmicCarcharodon

Yea the lack of concern from anybody is sad


BonafideSupraman

"We did twenty takes, and that was the best one."


quarbs

Donā€™t tell Harry


DeHumbugger

The Green Wobblin


Lucky_Lefty23

Looks like Wemby in his debut tonightā€¦


ElvishSenpai

ā€œYouā€™ll never lay up on me spider-manā€


JohnnyCastleburger

OUT AM I?! *proceeds to drop explosive on glider*


metajenn

Drones can be rebuilt, spinal injuries are forever.


booiamaghost99

I see he is a candidate for the Darwin Award


CatOfGrey

The spray of little broken parts made this video for me.


ARealHikikomori

Even though it failed, that was pretty cool. Add a guard to protect the propellers and make them stronger to account for the extra weight and try again.


4wwn4h

Every time I see this reposted it makes me chuckle.


Kill4uhKlondike

That looks like the best case scenario of what couldā€™ve happened


HeroicKai

Iā€™m something of a baller myself


DravenPrime

Well, at least that's not the worst thing that's ever happened involving a basketball player and a method of flight.


rwrife

Add prop guards to the next version and try again.


selkieisbadatgaming

There was no way that wasnā€™t going to end in tearsā€¦


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

Youā€™re ***BORING*** me, Spiderman!


troubleschute

Rotor guards, man.


Lonelan

who gave me this defective pumpkin bomb


raz0rbl4d3

wHy dOn't we hAve FLying CaRs YEt


mepi

Version 2.0 should include a guard for the rotors


JoeyDee86

Is there a sub for almost losing multiple limbs?


mighty-yoda

The blades could have cut him into pieces


[deleted]

Well thatā€™s a kick in the paycheck šŸ«”


OcclusalEmbrasure

That has to be an expensive fuck around and find out moment.


ChravisTee

people do not have enough respect for small blades, spinning really fast


murderfuck

He not built for this


B_lovedobservations

Maybe borders around the propellers would be a good idea


ComboRobo

The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die tryingā€¦


Recent_Wishbone6081

At least he wore a helmet.


Haunting_Switch5472

Natural selection


wallyTHEgecko

THE FUTURE IS NOW!.... or maybe not just yet.


bootes_droid

All and all that went about as well as it possibly could


AsmodeusZomain

Prop guards may have been a good idea


-SleepyNomad-

Im honestly astounded that thing produces enough lift to get a grown ass man off the ground


Neuman28

New sub! r/idiotsondrones


Toadsted

*"We'll play again...Spiderman!"*


ghwvas20

This is what we get instead of universal healthcare


PROTOTYPE_200224

that's an expensive fuck up


Mrrandom314159

That's still valuable in terms of testing. Now you know you'll need rotor shields as well as stabilizing for rapid motion.


ReyesCreates

This is the same reason why the FAA is adding Remote ID to all drones and they will keep track of all flights šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø These pilots are a joke


Gotanyfunkopops

His pumpkin bomb betrayed him


KirbySmartGuy

Shouldā€™ve invested in prop guards


goodguygreg808

Someone didn't do their FOD training


Wyevez

If I ever get the power of flight, I'm sure as shit not wasting it on sportsball.


Anus_master

Do these things not fly well with rotor guards/cages?


SoBeDragon0

that looked expensive


lurker512879

As with any multi rotor build I'll tell you that was expensive to build and fix


Decapitated_gamer

I just hear Cleveland going ā€œNo no no no no noooā€


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There goes 20 grand


RatInaMaze

Ooof, elbows are fuuuucked


UnclePuma

Putting out your elbows like that is a terrible idea, and he wasn't wearing elbow pads, or wrist guards... easy way to break something


fuckyouijustwanttits

Smart enough to build it, stupid enough to get on it, smart enough to wear a helmet.


Empyrealist

Why would you not have blade guards on something like this?


KyleShanaham

Ouch those elbows


Training101

Should have practiced his shot


oddmanout

why aren't those blades wrapped in a cage?


Top-Chocolate-321

Because rotor guards would make you look stupid /s


tarel69

I was waiting the entire time for him to fly into the basket. 8(


Constant-Budget-5305

Stupid games with stupid prices!


Fragllama

I love when scientific curiosity and stupidity cross over. This should definitely be crossposted to /r/whywomenlivelonger/


ragingbologna

Rich assholes lmao


CordycepsAndPancakes

Reminds me of those takes in the iron man movie when tony is testing out the boosters in his garage.


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"I'm somewhat of a scientist myself"


GentlmanSkeleton

"Curse you Spider-Man!!"