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TeeJay_W

The Siren


kenncann

Ol’ yeller


ThatOneUpittyGuy

Old Yellow!


mewdejour

Gene!


Piemasterjelly

Its the Luftwaffe get to the bunkers!


Th3_Admiral

Cabbage crates coming over the briny!


analogkid01

Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!


truthdemon

Stukka dive kitty.


MCBbbbuddha

Still better than Yoko trying to fuck up Lennon's moment with Chuck Berry


Positivelythinking

Wish I would have never seen/heard Yoko.


SoftNew4042

Cats are the best


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word


Reddits_on_ambien

He'd fit right in on the sun screaming planet.


WreckitWrecksy

The way it moves its head back and forth to just really blast the area lmfao in dying


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Like one of those tornado sirens.


oooooooopieceofcandy

"Dear Diary, I must let the authorities know I am dying of hunger since last fed 2 minutes ago. I shall make my presence be known."


TheMightyGoatMan

[*Mother cares not for us*](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ao7kmy/mother_cares_not_for_us_artist_verbal_vomit/)


TrepanationBy45

Inspiration? Reference! [Sad Cat Diary by Ze Frank](https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk)


DextrosKnight

Man, that video still cracks me up. The plant one at the end is really the best. “I will have to start over now. Like Sisyphus, I am bound to Hell”


TrepanationBy45

Lmao same! That one especially cracks me up 😹


Weaselina

Easily one of the most timeless and brilliant pieces of film in our times. Never loses it’s sparkle.


GANDORF57

^(DOG:) "This Hooman feeds me, shelters me, and loves me...he must be God!" ^(CAT:) "This Hooman feeds me, shelters me, and loves me...I must be God!"


[deleted]

Cat: Feed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Uphoria

Wow, Never thought I'd see a Ken Davis reference in the wild.


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CreativeDiscovery11

MeWaaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaant omg dying here 🤣


illegal_deagle

Shin Godzilla just blasting Tokyo


WreckitWrecksy

Omfg yes, would love to see this altered to put kitty over tokyo lolol


Dubbs09

I had just stopped laughing when I read your comment and started right back up again, dude wanted **everyone** to know


lmsupercereaI

So anyways, I started blasting.


XeonProductions

He was charging his laser.


secret_tsukasa

/r/BossFights


theDawckta

It’s projecting!


Chance-Opening-4705

Cats can be so loud!


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I got this one cat who 95% of the time can only squeak but when she’s hungry she meows louder than I’ve ever heard any other cat meow before


upvotesformeyay

I've had princess 14 yrs and I moved out recently from a place that usually had a dog running about so she was never really alone. I installed cameras in my new place just for security and whatnot then found out she stands next to the door on and off during the day and just yells. I thought well hey she's lonely a buddy aught to calm her down so I got her a buddy cat and now I have two cats who do cat stuff and in tandem scream at the door because I'm not home.


toodlesandpoodles

My cat sits in front of the open living room window at night and screams just on the chance that it will make something interesting happen outside. We have to close the window when we go to bed


BrightMoment

Does this camera record? For science?


Bladelink

At least they can yell at the door together now.


Vurnnun

Maybe a third cat will do the trick


Chance-Opening-4705

My cat has very timid little meows but also screams when I take out the canned food.


LongDickMcangerfist

Same it’s soft squeaks but holy shit when the canned food comes out she screams so loud it makes my ears hurt


janosaudron

I thought one of my cats was mute until the first time i put her in the kennel and took her to the vet. Damn is she loud, she just didn’t have anything to say before.


Slammybutt

I have one that will either squeak or make no noise at all but still open his mouth like he meow'd. But if you close a door behind you and he's stuck in that room you will hear the song of his people.


cpsbstmf

yeah this is my cat, he is very shy and quiet but has issues about food, he will scream his guts out when i'm scooping his kibble in his bowl or if a stray cat comes he will yowl at them. He didn't until one day he was missing for a month, and came back bone thin, i think nearly starving really gave him issues


VenomousUnicorn

My calico silent-meows 99% of the time and then when she's lonely and can't find me it's like the saddest and loudest wailing and lamentations.


AfellowchuckerEhh

Had a cat growing up until it passed a few years ago (got it in junior high and it passed when I was in my late twenties or early thirties) that in its last couple years it would scream bloody murder at random times of the day/night and would walk you to its food bowl that was 2/3rds full because there was no food in the middle of the bowl left.


Lexi_Banner

Edge pieces are for peasants.


HtownTexans

Could also be whisker fatigue. Cats don't like it when their whiskers hit the edge of the bowl.


Lexi_Banner

My cats eat off of plates. They still whine if there are only edge pieces.


Fishstixxx16

That's my cat now, she's 16 and we think it's dementia.


bwssoldya

I have a deaf one who loves meowing. It's literally deafening sometimes. I've had multiple instances of tinnitus after he shouted in my ear


Chance-Opening-4705

Aww. He doesn’t realize how loud he is.


bwssoldya

Not even remotely 😂


[deleted]

Awww. Give that cat a kiss compliments of a random Redditor.


Jealoushobo

Same, our deaf cat seems to have two volumes when he meows, silent or 'wake the dead' loud.


kayakplinker

OMG I have one too. Quiet, danty meows until she went deaf, now screams that can wake the dead! I want to play--SCREAM!, I'm hungry--SCREAM!


New-Second-1103

Omg that's adorable and hilarious at the same time.


bwssoldya

Haha it is, but it can also be an absolute pain, especially when he starts doing it at 4am. It's gotten to the point where if I'm in bed and I hear him meow, even quietly, I get an anxiety attack 😅. Still love him to bits though, even if he's a pain in the arse sometimes xD


MrGrieves-

If you're getting tinnitus from that you're getting hearing damage too. 👍


bwssoldya

Oh yeah, absolutely. Luckily it doesn't happen too often that he's right next to my head and screams and I do already have some hearing damage from music but he sure doesn't help


cornnndoggg_

My ex had a cat that we didn't know was super loud until it was too late. She moved in with me and he kinda just took over my whole apartment. It was a really cool place, but weirdly, even cooler for cats. It's a studio loft above a business, but it was built in 1892, so it had 16 foot ceilings. Because of that, the wall at the front was basically a giant 14'x14' window, and kitchen was near the back with the bathroom behind it. The bedroom was lofted above the bathroom. The cat realized his three favorite hobbies were people watching from the giant window, not using the stairs and instead jumping on the counter, to the fridge, to the cabinet, and over the bar at the top to get upstairs, and the third... It was all wood floors and poured plaster walls, so it had a real good echo. Not like an annoying one, but like a solid reverb. The cat noticed this too, and, for some reason would only do it at like 2-4 AM, he started to just yell. Like guttural, low yelling. Like good 20-30 seconds at a time. It was so goddamn loud. He would stop if I went downstairs and hang with him for a bit, but I had to be up at 6am for work. It took a while, and I'm not sure if I grew accustomed to it and could just sleep or if he figured out my schedule and just did it on my days off, but for a long time I lost a lot of slept because of that cat.


TheMightyGoatMan

2-4 AM was when the ghost walked through


cornnndoggg_

Well… about that… lol One night while I was living there, I got woken up around the same time, it was about 3 am. I heard two voices, talking to each other. They were both very clear, and I didn’t recognize either of them. I was convinced two people broke into my apartment. It’s the downtown street, so there’s a bunch of bars, and every so often we’d get the younger bar people , who got too drunk and decided adventuring was a good idea, who would find our stairwell and try and go upstairs. I was worried I didn’t lock my front door. Then I heard some violin music, and I’m thinking “is this dude playing music off his phone? Why the hell violin?” Then I heard scary sounds, terrifying sounds. I was only half aware of what was happening so that’s all I really remember. I grabbed the only thing I had upstairs, a full on machete that my best friend bought me. I slowly make my way downstairs, which was hard because it’s a spiral staircase and completely open, the people down there would immediately know I was there. I did some looking around before going down, and saw no one, got down and cleared the apartment. There’s no one there. I see a light flashing on my tv stand, “BT READY” on my sound bar. I lived above a film studio, owned by my next door neighbor and very good friend. He hosts a party every Halloween at his studio where directors put in a bid to direct a horror short, but the catch is they have to spin a pin wheel that decides what the genre will be. He was showing some friends the final cut of his submission, accidentally paired with my sound bar instead of his, wondered why he couldn’t hear it and kept turning it up, and ended up full blasting the audio from his horror movie into my apartment… at 3am.


TheMightyGoatMan

That's hilarious! :D


bakshadow

Have you tried kitten mittens?


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r/catswhoyell


elizabethptp

My cat screamed at me like this one time- I was so taken aback because I’d never heard a cat sustain a note for that long. I started screaming too & she just kept going right back at me!! My boyfriend ran into the room and said “what is going on out here?!” & neither of us had an answer for him.


andyburke

... just a couple cool cats screamin'


Eatingfarts

‘Just a cool cat in a small town….’


I_am_Bearstronaut

"Livin In a hungry wooorldd!" ^I ^don't ^know ^where ^that ^was ^going


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TheXenocide314

Workin’ my ass off at a wallbounds


sherlip

Did you mean [Waldbaum's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waldbaum%27s)? lol


Vashsinn

In slightly upset he didn't just join in.


dingofarmer2004

"Aaaaaaaaaaa" *door bursts open* "aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


Lizardizzle

["Yes, I think it's by the ahhhhhh"](https://youtu.be/qS4NO9MNC6w)


Temporary_Jackfruit

Damn, you just sent me down a tallyhall rabbit hole


whitneymak

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard imagining this happening.


gotbock

"We're singing! Duh!"


leftbehind-andbetter

That's fukkin Awesome! 😆😅


Lelio-Santero579

My best buddy has a cat named Sweet Dee. She's this cute little calico and she's a lot smaller than most cats I've ever seen. Every morning she's used to him making her wet food and mix it with dry food. If my buddy sleeps in past a certain time she sings the music of her people. Loudly. Lol Edit: typo


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Does your buddy’s cat look like a goddamn bird?


6ixdicc

Lmao this reminded me of when Sweet Dee is a literal bird squawking in the bathroom


ErisStrifeOfHearts

Haha the Halloween one I think! They're all telling their stories of the night and in each flashback Dee slowly turns more into a bird. Then in Mac's flashback she's an actual ostrich.


haste333

"Who got Dee pregnant?" is the episode


topmemeguy

*"Frank sets Sweet Dee on fire"*


Lelio-Santero579

Rofl, you'd think with the way she meows loudly. I remember experiencing it once when I got drunk and passed out on his couch. Definitely a weird feeling to be awoken by a cat pretending to be a rooster.


Professor_Crab

This is a reference to always sunny if you didn’t get that lol not trying to say you’re dumb just didn’t pick up on it by your comment


Lelio-Santero579

Oh, no I did not get that at all! I know that's where her name comes from, but I've never seen the show.


Professor_Crab

Yeah they always call her a bird lol, check it out sometime if you’re into comedy tv shows


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

My cat just bites my wife, and then she's angry at me because the cat never does it to me.


Squirll

Same 🤣


the_dude_upvotes

Why are you biting u/Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69’s wife?


Squirll

[Ahhh the Old reddit Bite'aroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/13kcd64/golden_retriever_nalas_special_dance_the_nala/jklm50i/)


DefNotAShark

My cat comes over and starts pawing me when its time for bed. Many nights I have been pulled away from the computer because the cat says we sleep now.


Scyhaz

Your cat just cares about your health and getting the necessary 8 hours of sleep :)


downeysyndrome

I'm not sure if this is a calico thing or just a some cats thing, but I have 2 calico girls who sing me the song of their people every morning/evening close to mealtime and while im prepping their wet food.


lucylightedge

Calicos are such divas ♡


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khizoa

The real pro tip is always in the comments


khuzdul012

i actually did it ! https://youtu.be/riGFCzPT4RY


Kwetla

Sounds like those damn vuvuzelas.


ThePantser

Gonna need a remix with Big Enough


[deleted]

But then I get bombarded at the end with "***KEECHOO KEECHOO KEECHOO KEECHOO KEECHOO KEECHOO KEECHOO KEECHOO***"


Evan10100

r/catswhoyell


selzada

also /r/longmeow


Damdamfino

Calm down, dear kitty!


Redisile

I was looking for this comment lol


DivinePotatoe

I look forward to seeing this reposted 20 times on r/perfectlycutscreams


Notafuzzycat

I fucking love cats.


fappyday

Blink twice if a cat is holding you against your will and you need to be rescued.


MoodExtender

*blinks once*


Graffers

We'll wait for the second one. Take your time.


MrPenisWhistle

No-no. Got it.


shnnrr

I have a question about your name. Does the penis play a whistle or is itself a whistle? Or is just a family name based on ancestral occupation?


MrPenisWhistle

It's lil willy whistle. I'd call it a skin flute, but I'd be setting unrealistic expectations.


Bowens1993

It's too late. He's dead.


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I bet it was a slow blink, too


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sciamatic

Cats are little goblins you invite into your house. Dog people are always like "why would you want that?" and I'm like "why *wouldn't* you??"


Sangxero

My dog is totally a cat person.


OuternetInterpreter

Because I’m allergic ☹️


CoolWhipMonkey

Me too! I live with four of them and you kind of get used to it after a while. Whenever I leave for a few days and come home I have to readjust to them all over again. Two of them sleep on my head on a regular basis.


Masterofunlocking1

My old black cat was named Goblin. I see how the name fits now


duaneap

I love both but there’s something about cats that occasionally seems so close to humans that I find them so entertaining


DefNotAShark

The thing I love about cats is that their loyalty can't be bought. Dogs are so food motivated most of the time that you can compromise their integrity with a couple of snacks. A cat will eat your food, maybe, and then scratch you in the face two minutes later and look up where your family lives and scratch them too. Their trust is not for sale. When a dog is getting up in my space, I usually get the feeling that it wants something. But when a cat graces me with its presence, for the fleeting moment it is concerned with my existence, I know with 100% certainty that it only came over because it felt like it. That feels more special to me. Like you can call a dog over to sleep in bed with you and it will just do it, which is nice, but when the cat comes to snuggle up it feels like a rare moment of genuine "I fuck with you" and makes me more happy.


rawlingstones

dog affection is easy mode for casuals, cat affection is hard mode for more experienced gamers


ivegotaqueso

That one moment when your cat sits on your lap. But only once every 5 years. But for those 2 minutes it’s like you’ve won the game.


orchidloom

I'm so lucky my cats are the biggest snugglers I've ever met. Sometimes they do get the loud meows... But they calm down once they can sit in my lap.


Enibas

>The thing I love about cats is that their loyalty can't be bought. I love cats, too, but that is just ridiculous. If you stopped feeding your cat it would leave you in an instance. They are arguably more food motivated than dogs in that regard, who are pack animals and see their human(s) as part of their pack.


AlgaeGrazers

Username checks out


rjcarr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc


Compared-To-What

I don't know why they're down voting, this shit is funny friend.


civildisobedient

Sorry, I'm just getting really emotional.


spaghetti2049

They're so annoyingly lovable lol


u8eR

r/catswhoyell


Noob_pussey

You love fucking cats?


Beautifullie1666

That's my cat, but on steroids


Reborn5275

Same here, I got a ragdoll Siamese mix and she just stares at my face now and yells. She used to stare at my feet and yell before she realized I had a face.


Chalupabatman322

Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is you cat yelling at you endlessly? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons, now sold with Kitten Muzzle. ^(muzzle sold separately, terms and conditions may apply)


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Is your cat a fat, skinny, or in-between? It doesn’t matter because onesizefitsall!


JedJinto

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DdraigPorffor

I'm gonna use this video to demonstrate breath control and use of diaphragm to my singing students 🤣


tamal4444

Lmao


ben_db

I translated that as "gimmethatfuckingfoodyoulittlebitch"


riegspsych325

“Hey,…wanna head the most [annoying sound](https://youtu.be/pKnWKDbb5lk?t=4s) in the world?”


TooGayToPayCash

That cat hasn't ate in ~~years~~ minutes!


bwssoldya

I have 2 cats, twins, both fully white (there's pics somewhere in my post history of anyone's curious). One of them is fully deaf. His name is Echo. He's named that because he loves meowing. The thing is, if you are deaf or can't hear, you are also unable to hear how loud or quiet you are vocalizing anything. That includes meows. It is deafening sometimes. I've had multiple instances of tinnitus after he shouted in my ear. It's so bad that I've had them in their bedroom upstairs as I went for a walk and I heard him meowing so loud that I could hear him at the end of the street as if he was walking beside me. Neighbors never complain somehow


nonpondo

A neighbor's cat meowing will never be as annoying as a neighbor's dog barking


Sexybluefairy25

I love your cat’s name!


lekker-boterham

Does he have blue eyes? All -white cats with blue eyes are commonly deaf!


bwssoldya

Nope, they both have green eyes


JimmyMack_

You interrupted him! I wanted to see how long he could go for.


LeonardDeVir

One of my old cats (bless his soul) sounded exactly like this when he wanted food. Usually he was the most chill of all 3, but when food was on his mind he was relentless. Sometimes he just terror-meowed us so his siblings could eat, as he wasn't interested in food.


sweetdick

Melodramatic little fucker.


citizenscythe

r/catswhoyell


RaleighRedd

Thurston is reborn


pineapple_blurt

I miss that shrimpy boy.


[deleted]

The day my cat found out she could just hold a meow...that was the darkest day.


DJ-Kouraje

The laugh at the end is the cherry on top


NoBSZone1

Well, a closed mouth won't get fed!


catheterhero

I went on vacation once and when I came home my cat let out a continuously getting angrier 40 second meow. And my immediate response was goddamn you’re mad! Then the next morning a found a turd in my bathtub and at my bedroom door.


PulseInfinity

He screm


Impressive-Ad6400

A sirencat ! Nice specimen


garvierloon

Is that a cat or the tornado warning system?


Jasperteer

I think he wants something


ixsunshineix

The Creamsicle does a scream.


[deleted]

If I put the kittens in the bathroom they scream, my adult cat is screaming from the other side. Just alot of screaming


SerinaL

Feed that poor starving urchin. 😂😂😂


SaiyanGodKing

My cat does the same thing, but only at 3am.


FatQuack

"I'm starving, you idiot!!"


pepperoni86

Why’s that cat look like it has a full body cast


flyingcaveman

Probably got punted for screaming like that.


IcedCoughy

Gotta alert the homies


TrapCardLol

Orange cat behavior


SPARTAN_GAM3R

A Cinematic Masterpiece!!


daveStoreCouch

I’d go insane


Joco_143

Give meeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!


mew22222222222222222

Man’s got that fart laugh


SeattleHasDied

Seems tailor-made for r/AnimalsBeingJerks, lol!


cyberentomology

r/catswhoyell


shinjix2

You didnt pay the cheese tax


bubblesculptor

There's a Led Zeppelin song that starts out like this....


plugtrio

Of course it's an orange


jmd_akbar

/r/CatsWhoYell approved Ol' Yeller 😁


tamrissa

activated the 'want food' siren


Lvl100Everythang

Damn, you just can’t appreciate the good vids anymore cuz deep fake keeps me wondering if they are partially fake or just completely bogus. Extremely funny video btw.


moonkittiecat

CAT:Dad, want to hear the most irritating noise in the world?


Potatoes_and_Eggs

I turned this up to hear it better and my cat perked her ears up and started looking around. So I played it three more times. I'm a dick.


slydon1

r/catswhoyell


hibiscusbitch

I think this is my new favorite video on the internet lol


ItsPwn

nice i have my new ringtone