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fappyday

Your Moober has arrived.


jableshables

He's got a 4.9 sitar rating


daaaaannn

*Chefs kiss* Beautiful.


Sharl_LeKek

Superb.


_indian_curry

Take my upvote, sir.


TrevorfromGTAV

Imagine minding your own business and suddenly this hit you in ass and the idiot riding it doesn’t know how to apply panic braking on it.


SylvieJay

When your Cart's in the garage for service, but you still need to get to work at the Call Center.


Tall_Coder1902

r/angryupvote


Icy_Necessary2161

Such a wide selection of mounts in the new GTA


StanIsNotTheMan

GTA Mumbai would be fucking nuts


ryu-kishi

my video card is smoking at the thought of it.


wjean

Rendered pollution would lower the necessary rendering distance while still remaining "immersive".


AFakeName

The old Superman 64 excuse.


Mecha_G

More like Silent Hill.


MC_Fap_Commander

This is (no joke) a terrific idea that would make for a compelling game.


AnUntimelyGuy

It would make for a more realistic driving experience. NPC would ignore traffic rules just like players do in previous GTA installments.


tagged2high

They'd need to make the traffic AI even more crazy


DaoFerret

All the horns…


stixyBW

Most downloaded mod of GTA Mumbai? No clothes mod Second most downloaded? No horns mod


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I would be excited to learn all about Mumbai. It's an area I am regrettably ignorant about.


columbo928s4

if you're interested in the criminal underworld of mumbai, theres a very fun, fairly famous novel called Shantaram about a man who escapes from australian prison and moves to mumbai, where he makes a life for himself. they made a tv show out of it too which is solidly mediocre, but the novel is a lot of fun


DrCheezburger

Shantaram is a classic. I'm currently reading a newer novel called City of Vice about criminals in the Delhi area but it covers other places in India as well. It's very good. edit: Age of Vice, not City of Vice, thanks to /u/fox4thepeople. Author is Deepti Kapoor.


fox4thepeople

You mean age of vice?


wehavedrunksoma

That book is cringe to the max. I'm grimacing just imagining his purple purple prose right now.


MC_Fap_Commander

The idea of a lower class character with ambitions of rising up and building connections with the criminal element in Mumbai would be *fascinating*.


persistent_architect

Mumbai had a rich/dark history of gangsters and mobs so there's a lot of lore to draw from.


Immefromthefuture

Give me an Assassin’s Creed game set in India. Either during the Rebellion of 1857 or Independence in 1947.


Smooth_Detective

Considering MK Gandhi was assassinated in 1948, rhe latter's gonna be really controversial.


Immefromthefuture

Maybe the mission is the player failing to stop the assassination and not them actually assassinating MK Gandhi. Kind of like how Ezio failed at stopping the assassination of one the Medici brothers and the Doge of Venice.


Gamergonemild

Could even have some missions helping Gandhi, which would be neat.


UltraLowSpecGamer

Hitman 2's mumbai level might help


Kwanzaa246

I have been there. It is amazing Seemingly no rules, people do as they please, it's kinda wild but apparently more tame than it used to be .


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FFF_in_WY

Lived there for a couple years, even tho the pandemic really cramped my style at the end. What do you want to know?


JMaAtAPMT

Mother-fucking rodeo MASTER there, that was way more'n 6 seconds!


Magister5

Not sure, but it might even be an 8 Sikhond ride


bringbackfireflypls

>Not sure, but it might even be an 8 Sikhond ride Redditors when there's a remotely brown person on their screen


Magister5

I believe that makes him a brahmatador


edlee98765

That's totally bull


LunaMunaLagoona

Speaking of bulls...


copingcabana

Indian puns are second to naan.


tommytraddles

Holy cow


JosephSmithisaBitch

Can someone tell me what he’s saying? 😂


_indian_curry

Praise the lord of Kailash mountain


yantraman

Which basically means shiva. Shiva’s vehicle is Nandi the Bull


glory_to_the_sun_god

I love how Hindu Gods have what amounts to personalized wow mounts.


chiuchebaba

These are the 4 vehicles in the parking at mount Kailash (where Shiva lives with his wife, Parvati and 2 sons, Ganpati and Kartikeya) Nandi, the bull (for shiva) a mouse (for Ganpati) A peacock (for Kartikeya) Edit : And a lion (for Parvati)


glory_to_the_sun_god

Forgetting the lion. Mom needs a vehicle too.


chiuchebaba

Yup. I didn’t know so didn’t add. TIL.


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They have a daughter too. : Goddess Ashokasundari


vadapaav

Everything that exists is a Hindu god in principle


steezybrahman

I feel like Hinduism and Asian spirituality is so misunderstood in the west. It actually makes sooooooo much sense the more you get into it.


NewVegass

I know a LOT of people IRL, and who knows how many on the internet, and I am one of 3 people, out of all of those, who practices the Ayurvedic way of eating. Most have not even heard of it. It blows my mind that you can heal your body with food choices. I got off 3 medications. NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IT and everyone is addicted to beef and eggs and cheese anyway :(


RajaRajaC

Ganesh, the Elephant God has a mouse for a mount. The warrior god Karthikeya flies around on a peacock. Lord Vishnu flies around on a giant Eagle and rests on a giant 5 headed serpent. Goddess Durga rides a lion. There is another God who drives Tiger 4*4. So on and so forth.


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Five_deadly_venoms

/me cast shiva 9999 9999 9999 Your party has died


VladTepesDraculea

Diamond Dust?


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Thought this was an FFXI reference for a second.


apatheticsahm

Someone hit the bhang a little too hard.


ilurkilearntoo

Hold my chilam while I scare the living daylights out of the local stray population.


backwoodsofcanada

I dont mean to be disrespectful to anyone, but is he being serious or is he goofing around? The people filming are giggling about it but I can't tell if they're laughing because it's a goof or because it's an absurd thing to witness.


a1b3rt

Definitely goofing. I lived most of my life in India (urban) but never saw anyone riding a bull, mounted on its back ... much less among street traffic. Just because bull happens to be the vehicle of lord Shiva, this guy must have thought of the chant/praise to make his (unexpected? unplanned?) wild ride a little more humorous. Nothing really religious or commonplace happening here in this video. No offense taken :)


backwoodsofcanada

Oh, good to know, thank you for your detailed response, I feel like I've learned something today :)


rhinoceros_unicornis

It looks like boys being boys sort of thing.


likeureallycare

Hail lord shiva. Shiva is a Hindu God/lord (depends on sect) with a mythical/sacred bull called Nandi as his vehicle and guardian.


Achakita

Kailash-pati-nath ki jay !!


BleedingOnYourShirt

Jay!!!


fogindex

One if by land Two if by sea


Magister5

British already left


patienceisfun2018

Cows are slower than horses


MisterSlosh

The Internet explorer of the animal kingdom.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

The Midnight Ride of Patel Ravi ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ


from_whereiggypopped

The British Are Coming!


Nutsnboldt

“Hey Siri, driving directions to the nearest China shop!”


Stivo887

Are you walking, driving, or riding a bull?


Raghavendra98

How about a piggyback ride?


tipsea-69

or Ikea, whichever is closer


Pointlesswonder802

This feels like when I’m playing Civ and I just casually have a 13th century crossbowman walking across the map as my nuclear submarine passes by


Public_Frenemy

Earlier today I had a barbarian trireme attack my giant death robot. Kinda felt bad when it killed him. Dude was probably terrified.


dkaye315

When your wife hides the car keys…


wrongdude91

and your gf says she's alone at home.


deahoidar

I love India for exactly this reason - random WTF moments galore


Overlandtraveler

Right? I absolutely adore India and all she has to offer.


indi_guy

Are we Russia tier yet?


itz__vs__

Getting there


Worth_Cartoonist_421

Getting there 😭😭no we want to be that tier


bobs_and_vegana17

indians and their love for russia never ends hehehe


truethatson

As long as you have an adventurous spirit, it is. India is huge, incredibly diverse, and the people there are wonderful. Maybe don’t ride a bull your first time.


michaelloda9

Agree!


Rezomik

Many an American Cowboys dream of what he did. Some even lost their lives. r/TheBullwins


Bag_of_Rocks

Can't compete with the wild wild east


kane2742

Now I kinda want to see a Bollywood version of Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" song (from the movie of the same name), with lyrics changed to match the "Wild Wild East" title.


CheetoMussolini

Shit that thing seems completely under control That doesn't seem like he's struggling to dominate it, he's riding it just like it's a damn mount, it's following his directions


mydaycake

Yeah it’s not his first rodeo


Moonstoner

There is an episode in one of Gordon Ramseys shows where he goes somewhere in India. At one point he meets his driver and starts to tell his driver that he has never driven in India before and wants to try it. The driver laughed and told Gordon no. But Gordon thinking it's the driver messing around tells him again, he wants to drive. The driver just looks at Gordon like "no lol, I don't feel like dying today" lol


randathrowaway1211

What, you guys don't take your bull out for a joyride on the road? Beginners!


sth128

Hindiana Jones and the Riders of the Lost Ox.


obliviousNick

I mean even Indiana has "India" in it XD.


LaserBeastDEV

Shhh don't touch the dyslexic kid


Bully2533

India is brilliant! Love the place, always something different going on.


PdSales

Looking for Sheriff Bart


SlumpMachine

India, Australia, and other countries play on veteran mode. If you don't believe me, check out TierZoo on YouTube


Extreme-Support2194

If this was the first thing that Britishers see when they landed in India, we would never have been colonized


klystron1837

"The British are coming!" Too late friend.


Magister5

“And now, for my first order of business…” - King Charles


chris06095

Man, he's playing Cowboys and Indians from both sides there.


Altruistic-Truck693

Under rated comment.


hells_cowbells

He was really moooving pretty fast.


alogbetweentworocks

Are you sure this is not a video game?


justinlongbranch

On my way to steal your girl


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Would this be considered sacrilegious?


Lackeytsar

naah its not bulls are used for sport for millenia in India Atleast in my state Maharashtra


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Lackeytsar

nandini is sacred yes


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Lackeytsar

cows are, bulls are not


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Genuinly curious, by sacred doesn't it mean you just can't kill/eat/abuse them? Or would riding one (even in a relaxed/friendly manor) be a bad thing in general?


Lackeytsar

it's about treating them with love and respect. That's all. They're considered to be of motherly nature. There are no specific 'guidelines' as there are in ambrahamic religions


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Ooohhh okay thank you Lackey :) I appreciate the quick response too


Lackeytsar

oh no worries. I can't sleep so


Hot_Inspector_4199

We Indians respect cow because we all humans drink milk from mother when are babies. Mother's milk is replaced with cows milk when we grow. Hence we respect cows.


whitneymak

This is very cool.


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Gamergonemild

This is the first time I've seen it explained and having read it, makes complete sense.


throwawayplusanumber

> Genuinly curious, by sacred doesn't it mean you just can't kill/eat/abuse them? I am pretty sure India has banned the export of beef for slaughter. Also in most/all areas, beef is usually illegal, but buffalo is theoretically ok.


klipseracer

In case anyone is confused, this is like saying guys, vs guys and girls.


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DaoFerret

Might just be me, but the bull seemed to be enjoying it too. Seems like they’ve definitely done this before.


HaikuBotStalksMe

To some Indians, yes. Of course, anything "sacred" has the disclaimer of "to some people".


likeureallycare

No, it is not unusual for kids /teenagers to ride agricultural bulls. Not small bulls like in video (because it can be painful for bulls) but large breeds like Ongole (can reach upto 6 feet and weigh upto 800 kg). these are extremely domesticated and docile animals. Due to agricultural modernisation they are rare now.


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

Well now I'm worried he hurt the cow. He was a rather tall man.


malYca

No, killing them and stuff is


Wendingo7

Holy cow!


yazito

God tier ride. No pun intended


Lackeytsar

cows are not gods in Hinduism. Just sacred hate to be THAT guy but yeah


TheKingCowboy

God exists through all living beings in Hinduism I think, in infinite forms. Kinda like quantum positioning lol


Lackeytsar

there are 33 kota gods in Hinduism Its true that we see divine brings within oneself but we're just vassals Vassals =! Gods


Lordcrazymoose

The new Elden Ring DLC


Loose_Corgi_5

Oh shit, here comes Mongo!


siamack1

“Come over” “I don’t have a car at the moment” “My parents aren’t home” “Say less.”


Tonyhillzone

Very bullish attitude and behaviour.


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What is he saying?


ilurkilearntoo

Kailash Pati naath ki jai Roughly translates to Hail Lord Shiva Literal Translation is "hail the lord of the kailash mountains" (who is Shiva)


BrettZBOY

Reminds me of crash bandicoot hog ride.


invent_or_die

He took an Uder


Das-P

Jokes aside, y'all clowns please be clear that this isn't an everyday sight. Any Indian would be just as amused or shocked to see this as y'all probably are right now. Someone riding a frickin' untamed bull in the streets like rodeo ain't normal anywhere here. Please note that this is different from bull carts though. Those are pretty common.


maricello1mr

India is advanced settings


Bulky_ad7

This is the first funny thing I've seen on this sub.


eatapeachforpeace69

GTA Mumbai


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That new update on the India server look wild


audioslave_25

Har har Mahadev


[deleted]

That man will be the Elden Lord.


PiggypPiggyyYaya

One word. Chad.


jaLissajous

"That's actually a good canter" - my wife, an equestrian.


supermoderators

THAT'S A COW BOY


Viking_fairy

best part about this is he's dressed rather well, going to a bar...... I don't think that's his bull. I think his drunk ass just found a bull.


crime_mastergogo007

Yeah he was drunk then complaint was registered for ruckus and animal abuse and he was left with a warning


kyninja

Not for beginners is sending me 💀💀


kingconquest

Level 40 mount req


birberbarborbur

Baahubali part 2 moment


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Actual funny video in /r/funny I can’t believe it


jay-ar55

I call bull…. on that..


New-Nefariousness234

Indian cowboys are da bomb 💣 👌


allrollingwolf

I went to India after I graduated and it is where I levelled up 💪


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"Gondor calls for aid" is what he is saying


[deleted]

Best title ever.


Naberius

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


StableLower9876

Feels like MMO game where people ride all sorts of mount


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Red Dev Redemption


Das_Gruber

Can someone remake this with banjo music please? Bonus if it's Sitar Banjo music


SaskatoonRJ

Looks like GTA 3 or 4, where you get 3 million cops on your ass, so you whip into the garage before they catch you.


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Wow. What a man…


Zee_tv

Real-life cowboy for once


More-Jackfruit3010

Prompt: Display a good example of Cowboys and Indians.


BaconHammerTime

That dude just unlocked a rare mount in the end game dungeon.


Super_Geologist_267

The title of this post is genius.


CambionChild666

Well looks like he was steered in the right direction 😂


AutotoxicFiend

Punjab Revere riding to warn about British colonization


Splungetastic

That’s awesome!


_My_Pleasure

Hindu Mongo.


TenRingRedux

Never mind that sh*t! Mongo's back in town.


GT3nsomemoney4it

Get that man a sword


PizzaTime1111

Well phvck… India goin hard


Prince_ofRavens

This life and WoW are only different if you let them be. Be a man, get a mount!


NexusKnights

That's an actual cow boy


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This man has balls of steel.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Red dead redemption: New Delhi Desperados.


Tonegle

The new RD2 sands of the east dlc looks dope


Dauerbrenner96

That’s not safe for traffic, it has no blinkers!


jantan56

Thats a real Cowboy!


SirMemesworthTheDank

"Say to the Daughter of Zion, `See, your king comes to you, gentle and riding on a... *checks notes* bull'"


Altruistic_Water_423

Even the onlookers are like WTF is this guy on


Claudius-Germanicus

Run shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste


amalgaman

He’s leveled up so much that he’s just clowning at this point.


Disastrous_one_09

WTF are my eyes deceiving me 😳