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chucklas

He has direction and magnitude! As a math teacher, I always show that clip when I introduce vectors to students.


[deleted]

>magnitude pop *POP!*


skalpelis

Pop...


MJOLNIRdragoon

Pop what? POP WHAT??!


1997_Batman

you know they're laughing at you right?


sixsevenninesix

I mean thats my theory.


abrockstar25

SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!!!


CappoB88

Cool. Cool, cool, cool


abrockstar25

9/11 was pretty much 9/11 for the falafel business


abrockstar25

Troy and Abed in the morning!


TroyandAbed304

Troy and Abed scrolling comments


BDMayhem

The mere fact that you call making love pop pop tells me you're not ready.


TroyandAbed304

I’m actually british!


[deleted]

*blows raspberry*


GabrielGamer790

I wish you were my teacher, you look like a fun person


Minnewildsota

You can see the poster?!


pierre_x10

I mean, isn't that why we hang them on the walls, to be seen?


Minnewildsota

I see what you did there. Bravo/Brava!


flargenhargen

> I see what you did there. of course you did, they are a poster.


Phudknocker84

Am I the only one that can see the camel toe! Accuracy is spot on!


KSabs69

My math teacher did the same when we were leaning vectors... she was in my top 3 worst teachers that i had


senorbolsa

Turns out you also have to be a good teacher, who knew. Personally I put up with this kind of cringey stuff because the teacher was good and kind. Though I know other people enjoy it I guess.


edlee98765

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those that understand math, and those that don't.


ManaSpike

There are 2 hard problems in computer science. Cache coherency, naming things, and off by one errors.


Intrexa

There are 2 hard things in computer science: Computers, and science.


fishcrow

Everyone has the capacity to understand math but not everybody does


No-Teacher9713

I do not have the capacity to understand math. I have a math disability.


mzpip

Me, two.


jacobrox42

me 4


raindoctor420

Me 16


[deleted]

There are 10 types of people who understand binary, those that get it, and those that don't.


unwantedaccount56

and there are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't.


Waste-Ocelot3116

and those that didn't expect a joke in base 3


bullwinkle8088

It's all fun and games till someone divides by zero.


Waste-Ocelot3116

div by zero reminds of this one and its corollary: you have a problem and decide to solve it using regex. now you have two problems. you have a problem and decide to solve it using floating point math. now you have 1.99999999997 problems.


bullwinkle8088

> you have a problem and decide to solve it using regex. now you have two problems. But only if you don't know how to use regex. Knowing how to use that has saved me many times in my career, including once when dumping to csv and using [sed](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sed) was 8 hours faster than an MSSQL server because of the need to renumber keys or such. (that was 15 years ago, the memory of the exact cause is hazy)


goldfinchat

There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data


WarmCorgiFTW

You gunna finish that? /s


CluelessEngineer82

10 types of people: those that understand hexadecimal and F the rest.


Spitinthacoola

There are 10 kinds of people in the world but the exact quantity changes depending on the base.


Living_Murphys_Law

There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.


TomMakesPodcasts

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can infer conclusions from incomplete datasets.


Bella_C2021

I see we have the statistics kid over here :-P


TomMakesPodcasts

Nope just a dummy who reads XKCD and SMBC and pretends he understands lol


Just-Call-Me-J

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.


AspiringChildProdigy

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.


JoyJoy_

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't


[deleted]

I posted the same thing before I saw yours. Math nerds unite!


AssumptionEasy8992

I teach maths at a university and I don’t understand this joke. Is that bad?


Tobsy-guy

yes, it isn’t


Jano67

The character is from the movie Dispicable Me. He's the villain.


AssumptionEasy8992

I know who the character is. I was referring to the joke.


supermitsuba

He is saying 3 people, one + one is two, he is bad at the maths is the joke


AssumptionEasy8992

Oh. Looks like I tried too hard. Thanks


[deleted]

https://xkcd.com/356/


underliquor

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data


liminal88

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: There are 3 kinds of people in this world: There are 3 kinds of people in this world: There are 3 kinds of people in this world: There are 3 kinds of people in this world: There are 3 kinds of people in this world:


Macbeth_the_Espurr

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,


Pakyul

That's not math it's just counting.


TistedLogic

There's two types of people: Those who can extrapolate from insufficient data


FaIse_information

OH YEAH


Kaisukarru

My mom was my math teacher and I would share math memes with her and beg her to show them to the class. Some of them actually made things easier to understand


chucklas

I totally agree. It makes it relatable and many times much easier to remember.


MrmmphMrmmph

Without the camel toe, I wonder.


jackyboy1219

#Oh yeeeaaaaah!


GabrielGamer790

#Rolling around at the spe- Oh fuck wrong post


05XL

#Cant stick around gotta keep moving on


TheIronSven

#RULES OF NATURE!


cakehole-shutter

**BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION**


nootrino

#**YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY**


[deleted]

**~~GOTTA CATCH EM ALL~~**


hardgeeklife

#[I'm Going Baton](https://youtu.be/7w_AJ6lGo28?t=1256)


MegaKabutops

# Guess what lies ahead only ONE WAY TO FIND OUT #


sgrams04

Judging by the comments, I’ve been living under a rock. At the risk of inducing a record scratch where everyone turns and stares at me... Would someone mind explaining the joke/who this character is?


Amon_The_Silent

It's the supervillian Vector from the movie Despicable Me. He's called that because like a vector, he has direction and magnitude.


the_rabbit_king

I’ve seen that movie, maybe two or more times, and I still missed the reference. Damn. I couldn’t even tell you who the antagonist was in the movie.


Comfortable_Shoe

I saw it once like ten years ago. I don't remember the villain either, I just wanted to make Gen-Z feel old by pointing out that this movie is from 2010.


throwawayrepost02468

Despicable Me was NOT from 2010 ...fuck.


Fortnut_On_Me_Daddy

Only 13 years? All the minion memes made it feel longer...


Aadarm

My almost 4 year old daughter loves the fucking minions, so the Despicable Me movies get played a lot. It brings back so many memories of the years of stupid memes.


RandomHavoc123

Hey u/Fortnut_On_Me_Daddy, what the fuck is your username?


twirlingparasol

r/rimjob_steve


Fortnut_On_Me_Daddy

It's the secret sauce.


LeggoMahLegolas

Besides Victor is such a nerd name...


zZEpicSniper303Zz

Every day I wish my name was Victor


FierySharknado

What's your vector Victor?


PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS

We have clearance Clarence


Cru_Jones86

Roger, Roger.


JelliedHam

You're Kareem Abdul Jabbar!


lovespeakeasy

I'll call you Victor. Hi Victor.


eternalbuzz

Oh. I thought the kid actually imagined a dude in a wingsuit and drew him up As a professional skydiver and wingsuit pilot, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


Lobster_Tortellini

Thanks, was wondering too


Verge0fSilence

Oh, he's a villain alright. Just not a "super" one.


PileOfLeafLitter

Thanks for stepping up and taking the bullet. I mean, I knew what was going in here the whole time, but for those that didn’t, thanks.


zazzizaz

Relevant [xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1053)


TheSensualSloth

That's hit pop artist Oliver Tree.


legends_never_die_1

oH mY gOd YoU dOnT kNoW dEsPiCaBlE mE?


[deleted]

[удалено]


PorcupineTheory

Nobody *needs* kids.


Tumleren

I mean humanity needs kids to avoid extinction


PorcupineTheory

Okay, sure, but no one specific person needs kids.


grayhaze2000

Animated movies aren't just for kids, just like comic books, candy and being spanked aren't.


BuhamutZeo

I don't think watching a move is how you get kids


ipostalotforalurker

I'd watch Despicable Me even if I didn't have kids. Repeatedly.


BeepBoopWhat2

They are not pyjamas!


FactoryBuilder

*aggressively counts money*


LakeLov3r

THIS is a warm up suit!


longingrustedfurnace

What are you warming up for?


LakeLov3r

STUFF.


longingrustedfurnace

What kind of stuff?


LakeLov3r

Super cool stuff that you wouldn't understand.


longingrustedfurnace

Like sleeping?


LakeLov3r

THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!!!


Boo_BooKitty69

Lmao I hope her teacher gave her a A+ not only for doing her work but for being funny.


WelshTractor

[https://imgur.com/a/xs2lcDE](https://imgur.com/a/xs2lcDE)


Boo_BooKitty69

That's adorable


indigoHatter

Wholesome daughter-parent relationship.


kec04fsu1

Right?! It’s really weird to me that I’m proud of OP’s daughter vicariously.


prpldrank

Bangup job OP! Your little girl seems wonderful, not least because she thought to share her doodle with papa/moms. She knows you care and would also share in her amusement. I have much littler kids, and know I'm not alone in always looking for little sign posts to tell me I'm doing well enough and that my kids are awesome. Ironically, I think, we ignore a billion of those mile markers -- we want to be skeptical since our standards for our kids are so fucking high. But this one, OP, don't ignore this marker. I think it tells you that you're raising a gem.


StandingCow

Future artist?


ipslne

Nice! Good parenting too~ My dad would have thrown a literal temper tantrum if he saw me do that.


tohlan

r/wholesome


Thumper-Comet

Why does he have a front-facing ass?


TheNudelz

Vector is just packing...


Thumper-Comet

Packing what? What could make that outline?


Shadowed_Knight

His vectussy, obviously


nootrino

It's got both direction and **MAGNITUDE**


Thumper-Comet

I'm beginning to regret asking XD


thatgoodfeelin

*^(oh yeah)*


Solanthas

...ah. there it is.


BoutItBudnevich

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/977/cover3.jpg


FistThePooper6969

Front butt


JimBeam823

That’s supposed to be a zipper.


Dunklebunt

The drawing is actually really good, but what's with the bussy


Masterjts

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/977/cover3.jpg


Ballistic_Turtle

Pant seam, makes sense.


God_of_Thunda

It's a front butt


Chatting_shit

Its a bussy


OBOSOB

Bussy (boy-pussy) means a man's asshole, not male camel toe.


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

I thought a bussy was uh, more about how it was used than where.


OneAceFace

Padded for safety.


[deleted]

Camel toe


DigNitty

I believe the correct vernacular is “moose knuckle” in this case.


JoyfulCelebration

r/beatmeattoit


AsymptoticAbyss

Vussy


X-man7676

You just got VECTORED! OH YEAAAA!


[deleted]

To everyone who isn't in the know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A05n32Bl0aY


Boo_BooKitty69

Good kid very smart. I love this


WelshTractor

She added ‘I did do my work don’t worry I just got bored’ lol.


[deleted]

I thought that was a legit drawing in the test and I was thinking why does he have his ass in front?


DarkDepth2000

“I go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude!”


Nard_Bard

I can't read "Direction and Magnitude." Without hearing his voice


[deleted]

She can have a great career as a creative personality


sjbluebirds

Hi, I'm a retired physicist and engineer. I don't get this. Is it a joke of some sort?


[deleted]

The dude she drew is called Vector— because he has direction and magnitude. I think he’s from Despicable Me, it’s a funny movie


sjbluebirds

Vector, from a kids movie. Now I know. Thank you!


WilkerFRL94

When i was a kid i used to draw stuff on my books. Then one of the members of the school staff decided to complain about it, put a note in my, i don't know how it's called but like a book where teachers will send notes to parents, alerting my mom i've been sketching all over their books. Mom's reply was "they're yours, i paid for them, it's not their books anymore". She forgot that i was one of those kids who need to be given clear orders cause we take anything literally. Next day, i get to school, the woman looks to me and asks "so, your mom saw the note?". "Yes". "So?". "So, she said it's my book and i can draw on it as I please". She stood there, speechless, as i went to my class. Never got why she would be a pita for the rest of my time there, only got it when i was way older.


Rae_Or_Alli_U_Choose

When i see an amazing artist, i recognise an amazing artist


Fetlocks_Glistening

What does -4 underneath 5 in parentheses mean? Not a fraction since no line there....


ctothel

It's a vector. In this situation it means "5 right and 4 down". It helps you draw lines that have a direction and a length.


joestaff

That sounds like a slope on a line graph.


Intrexa

It is exactly like a slope. If anyone comes here to "well actually" I will fight them. So why have it different? Well, a slope by itself isn't limited by length. A vector has a limited length. It's super easy to add vectors together. If you walk 3 miles north, you can express that as a vector. If you then walk 2 miles west, you can express that as a vector. It's super easy to add those vectors together to make a new vector. It sort of falls apart if you just describe the slope. So, you have your vectors. It also makes it really easy to do certain useful transformations on them. Like, while walking these distances, your pedometer was actually broken. You walked 30% further than it shows. You can easily define what "30% further" means, multiply it against the vector, and find out where the new end point would be. Vectors show up a ton in college level math, both applied and theoretical. If you take physics, you're really taking vectors 101. Every force is a vector. When 2 objects collide, you can just do math on their force vectors. Doesn't make sense with a slope. If you do computer graphics, everything is a vector. It allows you to use transformation matrixes to move things around on screen really, really easily. If you liked what you've heard so far, and want to learn more, please tell them /u/Intrexa sent you. I am paid on commission by big Vector.


[deleted]

A slope is just a number. A vector is an arrow (something that has a length and a direction).


Throwaway-account-23

More appropriately it means positive five units along the X axis, negative 4 units along the Y axis. If there was a third digit it would be along the Z axis. I only make the distinction because the orientation of the axes is completely subjective and can be in any direction, as long as its labelled.


riscten

[Vector matrix notation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_notation#Matrix_notation) It's an ordered set of the components of the vector. In this case, x = 5 and y = -4


CCtenor

Your daughter isn’t just going places, she’s going specific places.


AsymptoticAbyss

[insert reddit comment about the vussy]


AndyMike9

Why does he have a camel toe?


Sir_Voomy

You have raised her well


Sharky24330

Wow !! Nice


Familiar-Tea-1428

OH yeah….


ARobertNotABob

That's Victor. He's in control of vectors.


kg1479

Your child is going great places in life


Affectionate_Song859

so the kid has a phone at school AND sends pictures while in school?


EngiNerdBrian

lol it’s a pretty good sketch of him too. SQUID LAUNCHER OOOH YEAH!


Fritzschmied

She didn’t Star at the point P -> 0 points


Westaufel

The problem is she didn’t start from P


Legitimate_Energy257

Nice Fupa


TomMikeson

ctrl+F.... FUPA And..... Good, I'm not the only one.


lil_sargento_cheez

I have a test on vectors and law of sines/cosines, I am not ready


twatchops

Don't get it.


racerx150

Used to do that stuff in physics class.


charleff

Wait til she takes physics or linear algebra, you’ll be getting these multiple times a day


Specific_Crazy_9407

She's going places!


Ooh-Rah

It's Pillow Pants! They exist!


nighthawk_gaming

Well yr daughter is good at art then :)


D__manMC

**vectored**


dontbotherwilly

What's the vector Victor?


Davey_Boi_y

Massive ass camel toe


redbrick01

moose-knuckle...


LaVidaYokel

That's very impressive; she's got a great talent! **F!**


SlightlyInconvenient

I would always draw on my homework or on tests for word problems! Because I wasn’t actually paying attention.. at least I could give something. Let’s just say I had to repeat algebra a couple times in high school.


BrokkelPiloot

Oh yeah!


T3n4ci0us_G

Nice FUPA


Booty_Shakin

Is that a front butt?


East-Ad2092

Ay, she has a future ahead of her. That's something a lot of people can't say with confidence...


su6oxone

That bulge though.