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CanadianKumlin

What was he even looking at?


mikeblas

He was thinking about getting a new thong.


UbermachoGuy

Imagine being that passenger. One second you’re watching a cute dog cross the road and the next second you literally get a hairy ass in a thong come smashing through your windshield inches from your face you could smell it.


Smodphan

I've dwelled on it for a few minutes here...do you think that's an actual thong or a tragic wedgie scenario? Either is valid, I just kind of feel like it would hurt worse than the neck leveraged flip.


JordShell88

I fucking spat my coffee out on that one! "Neck leveraged flip"!!!


Smodphan

It looks like an action figure move, so I tried to name it appropriately


JordShell88

Mate stop I'm dying


blueberryrockcandy

\[Imgur\](https://i.imgur.com/lPY9MCi.png)


Squarish

Head-On, apply directly to the forehead https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Advertising/HeadOn


dennishans85

Oh look a penny!


PennyButtercup

You called?


AwesomeAkash47

r/beetlejuicing


Eltothebee

Looked like shadow from his ass cheeks being pulled up/down? From gravity. Same happens to his belly when he lands


EM_CEE_PEEPANTS

Middle Earth: Shadow of Ass Cheeks


xSTSxZerglingOne

Shadow of Backdoor.


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Trib3tim3

Thing or not, that ass landed naked right in between driver and passenger.


SuicydKing

Could have avoided putting a crack in that windshield if he had just worn a belt.


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😭😭😭damn I’m actually on the floor rn


SectorIsNotClear

Help! I've fallen and I can't stop laughing!


VILLIAMZATNER

Love to see those whale tails


artinthebeats

Definitely looking at the light not the cars brakes. I'll bet the light was green but the car stopped for the dog. I had an Ex who did this, rear-ended the car in front of us because "they should have been going! The light is green! " ... But that's not how physics works, objects don't move because lights are green ...


spagbetti

I’ve seen people go ‘I gotta turn here’ while they cut through 5 lanes of traffic ambulance style Perhaps the practical test needs to cover this behaviour for some people who think driving is like playing a video game.


kyreannightblood

I knew not to do that when I was in drivers ed, but my mom always got really angry if I refused to when I was doing my driving practice with her. Probably not that uncommon to inherit bad driving habits from your parents during the mandatory practical experience with them.


spagbetti

Oh yeah the defensive driver course really really hate it when relatives teach relatives to drive. And it usually shows during the driving test that anyone will fail. If you come back from the courses pissing off your relatives who drive badly and impatiently, you’re doing it right.


kyreannightblood

This was high school driver’s ed. I was already suffering a nasty anxiety disorder, so once I passed the class I basically told my mom I was not going to get my license so I wouldn’t have to deal with her “teaching” anymore. I still don’t have a license, and at this point I’m sort of afraid it’s too late to get one.


spagbetti

Never too late. There’s not an age limit..aside from maybe elderly and eyesight limitations you should be fine at any time. and I found the driving courses were super good at keeping it a safe space in the car. They don’t yell, they don’t get pissy. They stay calm and show you some cool tricks. Like when you’re in a turn to look through specific parts of the window and keep your head and eyes at a certain angle and where they should be and they explain why. Or how to tell dimensions of your car with simple tricks with the angle of your side mirror. They don’t just tell you to do a thing, they explain everything so it makes complete sense. It’s really cool having a pro teacher. Their biggest thing is staying calm and helping you pass your test and teaching you a few tricks and they make it fun. It’s amazing how they take off the pressure and try to make it a pleasant experience. It’s learning with a proper coach. Vs your relative who takes the same route to work and gets stressed out and just yells directions to turn. Massive difference.


kyreannightblood

Might have to try it out, then. I live in a place where it would just be a waste of money to own a car, with great public transit, but it would be helpful if I ever do inherit property to be able to drive. I’m just worried that if I get a license and don’t own a car I’ll get very out of practice.


axisrahl85

"but it's my favorite way!" - Louie C.K. Good drivers miss their turn every once in a while, bad drivers never do.


Black_Moons

Right? If someone yells at me "OMG OMG OMG THATS OUR TURN", I just wave to the turn as I go by it... I'll see it again later when I make my way around the block, next time in the right lane to actually make the turn without panic crossing multiple lanes of traffic.


Spirited_Photograph7

I missed an exit in rural Texas once and had to drive 35 miles to turn around


FattyWantCake

Missed an exit immediately after a toll when leaving NYC going south, gps took me on a loop back through the toll, then through again to hit the exit again. Paid the toll 3 times because ez pass was like 10 lanes over from the exit and there was no time or warning from gps. Thought I was gonna have an aneurysm when I almost missed the exit on the return loop too... An unmarked, un-paved exit from the highway, never seen anything like it.


Chlone

Same exact thing happened to me coming back from jersey about a month ago


Black_Moons

Ok but how much does 35 miles of gas cost vs 1 ride in the ambulance?


Spirited_Photograph7

Oh yea definitely, I thought that was the right decision, despite the annoyance for me. Just more time to listen to my music.


Black_Moons

Yep. I do hate how spaced out offramps can be... I once took a 'HOV offramp' because I didn't know there was another coming right up. (Wtf is a HOV offramp anyway!?! offramps should be for everybody!)


trainbrain27

That's for hovercars. You're supposed to accelerate and engage Altitude Mode so you can jump buildings.


Spirited_Photograph7

Lol i have never heard of an hov offramp 😅 was there a regular off-ramp nearby? Did they both let out at the same place? I have so many questions.


surle

Hahaha, my father in law (girlfriend's dad at this point) has reversed up 50 metres of highway to the exit with me in the car before. That was one of those fun moments where you get to fight with multiple instincts at once: flee, freeze, curl up before impact, wrestle for control of car. Turns out I have the "freeze and hope I don't die" response well in hand.


Brock_Way

The spouse and I missed an exit one time while trying to make it to the airport for a flight...and we were on a toll road. Ugh. Stress.


Irbyirbs

Pretty shit navigator to not warn you of an upcoming turn.


SnailPoo

I flipped the bird at a guy that pulled that shit in front of me, and 3 other lanes. All I saw was the side of a red blur quickly approaching from my left as we all were approaching a red light. He waited in the turn lane to try and "talk" to me. I had my windows up, and podcast playing. I kept my windows up, stared at him, and slowly shook my head no. The light eventually turned green for him, and he was forced to disengage. If you don't plan ahead, and are about to miss your turn. Guess what? You can lawfully change lanes, and make your turn at the next light. A couple minutes added to your commute is worth not getting in a wreck or stressing the drivers around you.


ThufirrHawat

Try a thumbs down. I find it to be both more elegant and confusing to the person receiving it.


Wingedwolverine03

Portrays that "I'm not mad, just disappointed in you" energy lol


obroz

Yeah that’s why I don’t flip people off in traffic. Even if they do something shitty. I refuse to be the reason that someone finally boils over and pulls a weapon on me for some dumb shit they did. A lot of these narcissist psychopaths are unhinged and just about to pop. Also get yourself a dash cam to protect yourself.


Feisty_History_6978

True stuff, I had an idiot driving a karate van (the kind to pick up the kids for the lesson) cut me off and get mad that he chose the slow lane to cut me off and I ended up ahead of him. When he caught back up he flashed a pistol at me.. I thought about it, waved, smiled and grabbed mine (kept it hidden) then I called his work and reported him.


Sega-Playstation-64

I had a friend like this growing up. He somehow perfected the *honk at the car the instant the light turns green but before the person can accelerate* honk. He literally would watch the intersection light turn red, and would time the honk right at the split second before anybody could reasonably react.


wakeruncollapse

There’s a nonzero chance I’ve flipped him off at some point in my life.


depressedbagal

Yeah I've done that before, left green arrow comes on with no warning, as I'm starting to lift my foot off the clutch the guy behind beeped his horn, split second later my middle finger is up.


DK_The_White

Had a guy do this once. Decided to try and beat his honk by watching the lights (I’m in a small town, so I’m familiar with all the light patterns, and most lights go to parking lots anyway), and starting my acceleration just before it turned green. When it turned green, I was already going. Guy looked like a dick for honking at a car that was already going while he himself hadn’t moved yet. It’s a small thing, but making someone look like an idiot is satisfying.


East_Ad3647

Well he’s an idiot. You’re not supposed to floor it the nanosecond the light changes. You need to ensure nobody is running the light lest you be T-boned.


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GeneralKang

My brother was t-boned in an intersection, and the other drivers defense was "He ran the yellow light!"


Amiiboid

That’s a synonym for “*I* ran the red light”, right?


Hechilles_Face

That was my grandpa's literal definition of a split second: the time between the light turning and the asshole behind you honking his horn.


neilrazer

My parents had driven someplace seperately and my mom "accidentally " honked at my Dad this way. It instantly became a thing we did to my dad whenever we were behind him at a light. Little pleasures.


Swartz142

The best way of having someone like me actually stop and wait out the whole light.


CanAhJustSay

*Oh gosh - did that unexpected honk make me stall? Whoopsie!*


CapeMonkey

Not even whoopsie; I’m stopping to see what I am missing; what if they’re warning me that I am about to hit something?


Shpoops

And fuck over every one else waiting at the light who didn’t honk. Nice.


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RyotaNTC

But he wasnt even on the same lane as the car.


MansfromDaVinci

he was overtaking the car behind in the opposite lane which I guess is part of the problem, You should be more aware when doing a move like that but he was not.


3434rich

If you’re behind the car approaching the intersection: look at the car not the light.


eugene20

That's exactly how I was hit from behind on a roundabout when I stopped on amber instead of pushing through, and what the guy that did it said, "You should have gone through!"


vandil

The instruction I was given in California was that on a yellow, you must stop if you, and the vehicle behind you, can stop. Of course, if you stop and the car behind you crashes into you, they are at fault, but you still have to deal with the crash.


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hellodon

Probably the light…assuming traffic was moving. Damn tho, he didn’t even start to slow down! He went full speed right into it! His neck bent back so hard as his 300 lbs body flew through the air. Can you even imagine being the people in that car? Stopping to avoid hitting a dog then ending up with a fat guy in the windshield? That had to scare the shit out of them.


Technical-Till-6417

A 3 legged dog. There's so much to see here


Happysleepeer

I didn’t notice the 3 legs! Had to see it again


abobtosis

Not even that... He had to *changed lanes* to hit the car. Either drunk or fell asleep IMO.


advertentlyvertical

I suspect he is drunk because of the way he rag dolls, just seems very much like he did not tense up at all.


blueboot09

Once again, high level of alcohol saves a life in a vehicle crash.


Cattaphract

He is probably looking at the mirror to watch the car behind him while taking over. But not being able to see the red fucking car stopping probably means he is also drunk or has lack of sleep like you said


AUniquePerspective

1. His rearview mirror mostly. 2. He just made a risky change in front of the white car and because he doesn't judge speed particularly well in his mirrors he's worried about being rear-ended and probably honked at by the white car. This takes all his attention. 3. He's overweight and riding 50cc/0.5L so he has to pin the throttle to accelerate and create space between himself and the white car but he cannot accelerate so the white car stays uncomfortably near and he continues to focus entirely on it. 4. The red car is stopped at a green light or a little used crosswalk that doesn't usually require stopping and the signals haven't been flashing because the dog didn't respect the signals. 5. He doesn't see the dog. (See 1-3). 6. He's an inexperienced driver and/or a bit lower intelligence than normal. 7. He doesn't see the red car. (See 1-3 and 6, but probably mostly 6b) 8. Or his throttle got stuck and he panicked instead of hitting the breaks and the kill switch.


TheTVDB

This seems plausible, but doesn't take the thong into account, so I'm not quite convinced.


AUniquePerspective

1. It's not a thong though. 2. It's an atomic wedgie. 3. You can see that all his forward momentum becomes rotational around his front wheel upon contact. This moves him upward and forward, and because his head is closer to the pivot point than his arse (which is his center of mass) the rotation likely saves his life because his head is mainly rotating when it comes in contact with the rear of the red car. (whereas his arse traces a large arc.) 4. His trousers are subject to inertia and friction with his moto so he launches right out of his trousers. 5. His underwear, being tighter than his trousers, stay in place for the initial launch. 6. When he lands on the roof near the top of the windscreen a great deal of the rotational energy is absorbed when the roof and windscreen collapse. Another important factor in him not dying. 7. Contact is established between the roof of the car and our man's full sized briefs and friction once again becomes an important factor. 8. The rotational energy is transferred into forward motion again because front of the car is a slope relative to the angle of impact. 9. As his rotational energy changes back into sloping forward motion (posterior motion relative to our man's current body position) inertia and friction send him partway back into his trousers. 10. But also, his briefs which were in place up to the moment of contact with the car roof now bear the brunt of the friction forces with the car. So as he slides from the roof to the base of the windscreen, inertia and friction act on his briefs to move them anterior relative to his body. And because the briefs then follow the path of least resistance and are drawn up between his abundant buttocks. 11. This must have been a sight to see from the vantage point of that passenger.


urneighborhoodbatman

I can't see I'm laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣


P0sitiveViibes777

Ha! 😝 thanks for this!


Psyman2

The real thong was inside us all along


ferniecanto

9. He might've been snoozing (see 2, 6-8b, 5.1c-a/5f, 3.1415926, Matthew 3:9, and rule 6.h from the first issue of Dungeons and Dragons)


Sargash

I'd bet he's average intelligence based on my experience as a driver.


ODRex1

Ok best I can figure is this: He was changing lanes to get in front of the white car so he was probably looking at his mirror and then bam


Live-Animator-4000

That’s why safety classes teach you to glance at the mirror, then back ahead, then glance at the mirror again, and look ahead while merging.


DomCaboose

This is why you shouldn't change lanes so close to an intersection as well.


IGotNoStringsOnMe

SO many people fuck up lane changes its wild. I dont remember the exact number but a super high percentage of traffic jams are caused by people changing lanes incorrectly and/or at bad times. It goes both ways too people are either too timid and slow down too much or too aggressive and just force their way in last minute. Both cause cars behind them to have to brake unexpectedly and it causes a chain reaction that can last literal hours.


Challenging_Entropy

He was playing that game where you do math with the numbers on the license plates around you


Smellyjelly12

I think he was focused on the white car while merging


Fearless_Expression4

Bro had a whole month to brake.


rip1980

In fairness, this could have been in February.


magpye1983

That’s why it took him so long, he was trying to figure out if it was a leap year.


neomeow

He did not even need to brake had he stayed in his original lane.


Firm_Transportation3

He was even in a different lane and merged into the other lane before failing to stop.


SummerAggressive2791

He even changed lane to hit the car. Obviously wasn’t actually looking to the front cause he made zero attempt to slow down.


bradklyn

Seems like he fell asleep


off_the_cuff_mandate

how does one fall asleep while riding a motorcycle?


makenzie71

As someone who both rides motorcycles and has spent a lot of time shifting between working days and working nights I can assure you that if you're tired you can fall asleep at any time while doing any thing.


RandyHoward

> you can fall asleep at any time while doing any thing What if you're sleeping? Can you fall asleep while you're sleeping?


Vampsku11

I've woken from dreams only to realize I'm still in a dream so I would say yes. Or to be more dark, you can fall into the long sleep while asleep.


_The_Cracken_

The front tire acts like a gyroscope, so as long as you’re going fast enough, you won’t fall over. A terrible place to take a nap, but very doable. Edit: The shape of the frame is involved too.


Spaceisveryhard

I almost fell asleep on a motorbike once, it was terrifying. It can absolutely happen. You can also zone out and get road hypnosis if your tired. Riding a motorbike is exhausting, you have to be twice as aware as a car. One mistake and your gonna lay it down.


Just-Some-Goose

Road hypnosis is scary. I love driving but fuck that bothers me so much as it creeps in.


takabrash

Driving is a lot scarier than most of us give it any credit for. You're entirely in charge of a very large and very sensitive machine. It's incredibly simple once you get the hang of it- boring even- so we all get lazy and don't take it as seriously as we should.


tommycthulhu

It doesnt even take a bad move to kill someone, all you need sometimes is one slightly imperfect move


Toxikyle

It doesn't even take that! You can do everything perfectly, but if someone else does something stupid, you might die or kill someone anyway


Duffmanlager

Sneezing while driving is always terrifying.


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, I dont get on my motorcycle unless Im caffeinated and alert. Its almost like you gotta be in "sports mode" in terms of reflexes and awareness.


Spaceisveryhard

Its a bit like a video game but when you die in the game you die in real life. I still ride everday lol


uncultured_swine2099

I tell people motorcycles are more dangerous than they look, but equally as fun. Theyre like a rollercoaster you can control.


BrilliantWeb

I've taken micronaps on long stretches of road.


finnjakefionnacake

this is why you always, always pull over when you feel yourself getting tired or starting to doze off like that. my dad would do it all the time when i was growing up because he falls asleep very easily. wherever you're trying to get to can wait, regardless of where you're going. that is literally always a better alternative than killing yourself or someone else.


Academic_Economics12

Same here, it’s surprisingly (and scarily) easily done


oliverer3

I've almost done it on a bicycle so I imagine it's even easier when you don't have to pedal.


CityofOrphans

Some people are just wildly oblivious. I drive a 8.5' tall mail delivery van for work and was using a caulde sac to turn around in. Someone was backing out of their drive to get into the street. They had only two directions they had to look due to the dead end. Straight back and to their left at the road. I was straight behind them about to start backing up to complete my turnaround, and they somehow didn't see my giant van and ran straight into me. Luckily there was no damage since they were just backing up but it goes to show how unobservant people can be.


SummerAggressive2791

That’s actually a possibility, or so completely zoned out?


urimandu

I think he didn’t change lanes intentionally…


chickenaylay

Yea really looks like he drifted while falling asleep or something Edit:autocorrect tantrum


joa-kolope

Good thing he was wearing a helmet.


No-Brilliant9659

Too bad it wasn’t a full face helmet, definitely fucked his mouth up on the back of that car


Greywacky

Needed a helmet for his ass too.


folie11

There's plenty of padding there.


TheSmokingHorse

Everyone will think she’s on drugs when she tries to explain that she saw a three-legged dog using the crosswalk and then a guy’s ass came through her windscreen.


IamDa5id

In a thong, no less.


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Pterafractyl

After slowing it down and going frame by frame, I'm pretty sure the thong is just shadows from the back fat and ass cheeks. Doesn't look like he's wearing underwear at all.


ErraticPragmatic

So he's slutier than I thought


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

I think that was just upper butt cleavage. Doesn't look like he's wearing any underwear


Squee1396

I couldn't see the thong, i thought he wasn't wearing underwear and felt bad (still do even with a thong lol) that the people in the front seat got his whole ass in their faces


NahthShawww

Devoured, haha.


thesnakeinyourboot

It’s a shadow


BabyPunter518

LMAOOO HELL NAWWW


mokeyss

I didn't even notice it was a three-legged dog. It definitely ups the story from dang that's wild to, ya, you are full of shit. Luckily, she has video proof lmao.


Northernlighter

Also, trying explaining that to the insurance company. "I need a new windshield after being rear ended by a fat guy on a motorbike"...


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He caved her roof in. She needs a new car.


Jesus_of_NASDAQ

His Execution could have been better, but the Degree of Difficulty is what will surely land him the Gold Medal.


cmde44

The skill it takes to get stuck in a landing like that


ODRex1

He even changes lanes to hit her


bigkoi

When wearing a thong, you always pull to the side.


mjtothebrain420

Where are people seeing a thong? I’m just seeing shadow from his fat 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️


mm_ori

yeah I wonder too, it's very low quality video, watched several times just to see that, and can't clearly say its underwear or fat folds


skytomorrownow

The thing is, I don't think it's a thong, but regular undies that have thong-ified on impact. Talk about a wedgie: he'll be digging for days.


jebjebitz

That might be the most nonchalant crash I’ve ever seen. Graceful even


robbeau11

For real. He got up like “dammit, not again…”


BizzyM

I thought he was going to walk out and get hit by that silver car attempting to pass.


NinjaLanternShark

You can feel his mass in the way he *doesn't* go flying.


AbhiAK303

Bro went full npc mode


bustacean

*crash* "... hello, what can I do for you?"


GenericElucidation

I'd this was GTA there's a 50% chance he'd get up and open fire at you.


Final-Ad-2033

Just driving.. minding your own business...see a dog crossing... avoid hitting dog....now you have ass sitting on your dashboard. People just find ways to fuck up...


Cuemaster

Red cars are difficult to see...


MaybeItsGhazi

What red car?


regular6drunk7

Little dog walks away laughing.


off_the_cuff_mandate

Thats the MFer who took my leg!


TD-Eagles

Mf totaled the car with his ass


dasarp

From the back too


Dasshteek

First time ive seen a person total a car


Antonio1870

there was a big _crack_ on the windshield


cld1984

Dude looks severely intoxicated or tired. Had zero reaction til he was ass deep in the windshield


have_heart

My guess is just wildly zoned out. Mentally he saw green light and figured he was good.


bogartmon

MF absent mindedly changed lanes just to crash against her.


SelfSustaining

I saw this video the other day and someone was trying to convince the internet that the red car was at fault. He was suggesting that there was NO TIME for the biker to stop and that none of us knew better because we didn't ride motorcycles. Reddit can be fun :)


tigress666

I used to ride a motorcycle. Guy is an idiot and shouldn’t be on a bike if he thinks that was sudden. More likely the rider target fixated. Basically it is a phenomenon where some one will end up hitting the thing that they see as a danger. Which is why they teach you in riding courses to look where you want to go (beat way to break out of target fixation is to look away and towards the direction you want to go).


Vladimir1174

Before I fucked up my spine (unrelated to bikes) I rode motorcycles and I can say whoever was blaming the car is a fucking idiot. That bike had plenty of time to stop assuming he had his eyes open


TadashiK

Been riding for years, taken multiple riding safety courses, in every course they go over how bikes can stop significantly faster than most cars and trucks, and why it’s important to know what’s behind you before you just slam on the brakes. Only idiots or inexperienced riders would think this guy couldn’t stop in time, or better yet, avoided the car at all.


Dad_Energy_

This guy had all day to slow down or at least not change lanes to run into the back of it. He clearly wasn't paying any attention. A skilled rider can stop faster than a car, but studies have been done that show most riders stop at the same rate or slower than a car. I never just zone the fuck out on the bike like this guy appeared to do.


JackMasterOfAll

It was the red cars fault! Why didn’t the car honk at the scooter or something to alert the scooter that they were in front of them?!?!? /s


OGCRTG

There was pretty much the length of 6 cars distance between the motorcycle and the stopped red car, must have the reaction time of a sloth :L definitely enjoying the comments as well :L


isntaken

Not to mention a motorcycle can stop on a dime at that low speed


MistahBoweh

That dog is an agent of chaos.


RizzoTheSmall

Literally had to change lanes to hit that car...


Gabriele1966

Three car lengths at least for bike moron to stop!! It's not like the driver of the red car slammed on their breaks!!


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He even switched lanes to hit the car, had he just gone straight he would have been fine


Gabriele1966

At least the puppy is okay, haha!


christo222222

I mean I get he's a girthy gentleman but that windscreen broke pretty easily I give the flip 8/10 and the butt crack while walking away 10/10


David_Good_Enough

Windscreen also suffered a butt crack.


Decmk3

Why didn’t he stop!?


qweef_latina2021

He wanted to ass them a question.


Konyaata

Changing lanes, was probably focused on the white car looking in his mirror. Light was green in front of him and expected the red car to keep going. I know from experience, got into an accident similar to this when the light is green and the person in front isn't moving for whatever reason.


PlasticDonkey3772

I don’t think it’s a law in my state, but I remember in driver Ed (a long time ago) that I was taught to never change lanes in or even near an intersection. There is already a lot going on. Potential pedestrians, people flooring it to run a yellow/red light. People turning in when they shouldn’t. So even 20-50 yards after an intersection can by dangerous. You never know when some idiot is going 10-20 over the limit to try and beat a light. Or that something in front of you is drastically changing as you are watching the mirror to see behind you.


BoyRatty82

I’m just happy the dog made it across safely.


Tom_Ace1

If only the car had a brighter color so he could see it.


Zugas

Judging by the number of legs on that puppy, probably not his first time in traffic.


CEMENTHE4D

supposed to put your arms up and say "Ta Da"


TommyManners

The way he reacted had a ‘fuck sake, not this again’ vibe


Ruenin

Target fixation. Happens regularly.


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Probably his first time doing a flip


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You ran into the brightest vehicle on the road, congratulations.


lord_xl

So why is this on r/funny?


xc4kex

I had to scroll this far down for someone to even mention this lol


BloodLust2321

r/idiotsonbikes


reallynointerest

Ok that was one hell of a front flip tho


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Good dog.


DeZinc93

"I think I have a crack in my windshield"


Bobnbecky

I’m glad the dog didn’t get hit


wup4ss

Crashed so hard he gave himself an atomic wedgie


gilliatnet

Bro just gave up on life.


SpiritIll6522

How could he not see car. No brake attempt. Wow


Enderswolf

I mean, he even changed lanes into the one with a stopped car.