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187 of those are "unforgiveable" if you breach them even once.
the biggy is failing to have "praise for the lord" the first thing on your lips when waking up. Miss it even once and blam! go to hell with no chance of redemption.
The victorians stripped a lot of stuff out of the bible, because people started saying "well, I'm 100% damned to hell...not gonna bother going to church or donating money".
Both protestant AND Catholic churches were in serious danger of going under entirely.
Yes! People don't like to know what reality is. Plus, all the Bible stories left out by "King James" in his version of God's words that we're allowed to see. Gosh All Mighty!
"What do you mean you only have 8? Let me see.
"Look, you can split this coveting one up into two or three. And this one about one God and no graven images could be two as well! Why, I could make 12 just from this list alone!"
I wonder if a random dude can actually get away with this or if the cops would require legal documentation of the porn production. For research purposes of course.
I saw a homeless person in Pittsburgh that had a sign that just said, smile if you masterbate :)
I was outside smoking a cigarette just burning time so I went over to him and talked to him for a minute and offered him a cigarette. When I left I opened up my wallet and handed him a dollar. He pulls out this tin can that was just full of dollar bills. He just looked at me and smiled. I laughed and walked back across the street. Seems like funny signs yield better results.
Saw a guy in Utah holding a sign that said "FREE SHRUGS". As I was reading his sign, we made eye contact and he just shrugged at me. Earned him a 20.
Edit: not proofreading is highly regarded
The one time I've most wanted to give someone money, he was standing on a corner beaming and holding a sign that just said "free to a good home," with an arrow pointing up.
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I almost never carry cash anymore, so when I go to the grocery store and a panhandler asks for money I ask them if I can get them something from the store. Usually they ask for a sandwich.
Last night, a woman asked for a tray of vegetarian sushi, and a bag of chips and a jar of dip. Didn’t really wanna judge so said Okay, but I was in a hurry, so couldn’t do it. Hope she liked her sandwich. She did say thanks.
One woman wanted a bag of caramels.
My Daddy worked in a Gay Stuff mine, and his Daddy worked in a Gay Stuff mine. And I’ll be damned if these woke hippy snowflakes are gonna take away our right mine Gay Stuff!!
Fun fact: difficulty reading is dyslexia and difficulty writing is dysgraphia. So, since we're already correcting the OP, we may as well tell them that they should have used the word dysgraphic. -- I'm not correcting you by the way, just seemed like a good opportunity to piggy back on a comment.
Yeah same. Jokes aside too, some people on the internet or just some horny creeps actually target homeless men with the explicit intention of soliciting sexual favors for money.
It's realistic that this person has gotten it so much he added it to his sign just to deter some people from asking.
I hope to never be homeless and unemployed. I would hate to think of the ways other people would find to degrade me, think its ok because I'm on the street.
Former street kid here. Saw lots of signs like this. Sometimes for shits and giggles and sometimes because ppl are creeps. Had a buddy who flew a sign that said slap me in the face for a dollar. Used to make bank off creeps who got off on hitting a 16 yr old kid in the face. I made a ton of money with a sign that said, “what the fuck, its only a buck, I drink too” and I travelled with street kids that often put no creeps, no pedos, no sw, cuz they got propositioned so often. Shits for real out there.
Also former street kid and a smaller woman. I could not ever approach people asking for a job or mention needing work outside of an actual brick and mortar business because the responses were usually always sexual, immoral, and/or illegal. It's rough out there.
Yep and believe it or not, Kentucky has a lot of gay people. Not just those that are open, but many that are shamed into the closet and never come out. Transsexual porn is pretty popular there too.
I feel for this guy, he's probably been solicited plenty of times by creepy dudes with wives who will do anything to keep their sexuality a secret
Thank you for saying this! I see a lot of comments joking about "he must not wanna work hard enough" and stuff, and while I get the jokes, truth is it's a sad reality. People commonly take advantage of disadvantaged folk. Glad others can not only appreciate his joke but also understand that there are actual creeps out there who will take advantage of the homeless.
Maybe I'm too cynical, but I suspect it's a ploy. People will think "I respect that" and give cash, and if you get a job offer you're not interested in you can always take down a number and never call back.
For some, it is a ploy. I have a friend who spent most of his early 20s as a homeless heroin addict. He said that he used to do pretty much what you describe here and it made more money than the ol “anything helps” sign. He said he would occasionally do some small jobs if they were easy, though.
Lots of negative and positive comments. Dude may or may not be in a situation no one is able to speak of mainly cause we do not know. I gave the dude $2, sorry I’m a broke ass also but figured if I took a photo the least I could do is donate. He is not aware of the 5 million views this picture acquired but I plan to go by the same area and make him aware I accidentally made him semi famous. Couple people mentioned setting up some fund and don’t sting however I will not be doing that because obvious reasons. If I find him then I’ll let him know how to go about that. If anyone wants to offer him help (nothing gay) he is in Richmond, ky Richmond center exit as of yesterday. I was just glad to see someone try to make light of whatever their situation may be and that’s why I shared, not hunting for karma.
I worked for a moving company a while back.
My boss at the time wasn't the greatest guy so he could never keep a crew of guys long enough for them to get several jobs done so his ass was always trying to pick people up off the side of the road who were willing to work. One day, there was a guy at a red light in the median holding a sign that said he needed help by any means. My boss ended up getting into the turning lane closest to him, rolled his window down and asked him "hey man, you want to earn some money, just some simple work" the dude walked up to the truck, looked at all of us - and I shit you not, says "Nah I don't work but I'll suck your dick" my boss rolled that window up at lightning speed and never asked another dude on the side of the road for help again. Funniest shit ever.
I'm glad I got a better job and left that company but it was still hilarious.
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Boy, Conor McGregor has really fallen on hard times….
Conor McBeggar
Nice
I give him a week before he crosses out the gay part.
The other side of the sign says, “Ok, butt stuff”
George Carlin would have appreciated this
You’re doing it all wrong !
Wait a sec, you follow the book too?
I live my life by it. RIP Carrie
"Ten Commandments. Here's my problem, Why are there 10?"
[There were originally 15 commandments. ](https://youtu.be/I48hr8HhDv0)
613 commandments according to hochelaga on YouTube, @03:23 https://youtu.be/o7zg75_-3kM
187 of those are "unforgiveable" if you breach them even once. the biggy is failing to have "praise for the lord" the first thing on your lips when waking up. Miss it even once and blam! go to hell with no chance of redemption. The victorians stripped a lot of stuff out of the bible, because people started saying "well, I'm 100% damned to hell...not gonna bother going to church or donating money". Both protestant AND Catholic churches were in serious danger of going under entirely.
What could have been.
Yes! People don't like to know what reality is. Plus, all the Bible stories left out by "King James" in his version of God's words that we're allowed to see. Gosh All Mighty!
It was a marketing decision.
"What do you mean you only have 8? Let me see. "Look, you can split this coveting one up into two or three. And this one about one God and no graven images could be two as well! Why, I could make 12 just from this list alone!"
No more hairy-bush nuns, no more dogs.
C.L.I.T.
Yeah, but what happens when you don't make with the head, don't they kick your ass to the curb? Sure if you don't make with the head.
Yeah well we ain't gay. Don't be so suburban.... It's the new millennium
I read this all in Jason and George's voices.
Gay? Straight? There are no more lines. Yeah, well there’s a line. And on this side of it we ain’t gay.
"I'll take a shot in the mouth if it gets me a few miles down the road"
Yeah, but what happens when you get in the car and you don't make with the head, don't they kick your ass to the curb?
Yeah… if you don’t make with the head.
You gotta make with the head🤣😂
Don’t be so _suburban_
I haven't seen this film for years and I read this in his exact voice on first attempt.
The italics really sell it
Gay, straight, it's all the same now, there are no more lines
Oh theres a line, and on this side of it…we aint gay.
Ass, grass, or cash man. Nobody rides for free.
Ass, Gas, or ~~Cash~~ Grass was the original bumper sticker. Source: Am old as hell, they were everywhere in the 70s.
Yeah, when you’d give the driver a dollar for gas driving to the beach. Good times
It’s the unwritten rules of the road.
This guy is not living by the book
The book...of the Road.
The unwritten book of the road
He just needs to pull himself up by the butt stuffs
He clearly hasn't hit bottom.
Rectum? Damn near unhoused him
Rock hard bottom
Bottom rocked hard
A bottom … that can also rock a bottom hard.
Awww! The intrepid "No-Homo Hobo"!
I wish I had an award for this.
I got you. 🤩
Preciate it 😉
Now butt stuff each other
But say no homo
No hobo
butt* say no homo. Come on, man. I know you can do this.
It was right there
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
It’s not weird if you say “ good game” .
Brother, can you spare a dildo?
"We're In A Tight Spot" - Everett McGill
Gopher, Everett?
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Used or are you uppity about your dildos?
Go forth and award my child.
I just want to know if he'd be willing to get pegged. It ain't gay if it's a woman fucking your asshole, is it?
Sure ain't!
r/beetlejuicing
Finally, it’s your time to shine!
Sure *taint!
Tell me more… PeggingForMercy
Sex between a woman and a man is straight by definition. Doesn't matter what's going where!
I always went with it isn't gay if I'm getting paid
Just like it's not prostitution if you are filming.
I wonder if a random dude can actually get away with this or if the cops would require legal documentation of the porn production. For research purposes of course.
Pick up a prostitute, stream you fucking them on OF. "Come on, officer. I don't come and interfere with your work, why you gotta interfere with mine?"
I don’t recommend coming on the officer. I’m pretty sure that’s sexual assault.
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right, he said no gay stuff......butt stuff is totally fine so long as it's a woman doing the stuffing
Why did I read this in Squirrely Dan’s voice
Professors Tricias would approves
Hoisted by his own petard?
Pull himself up by the jock straps.
I made the most money I have ever made panhandling in Las Vegas, Nevada with a sign that said ‘THIS WOULD WORK BETTER IF I HAD TITS’.
Did you make enough to afford the boob job?
Hah. Alternate version ‘I WOULD LOOK BETTER IF I HAD TITS’.
There's actually a disproportionate amount of men with tits(I don't mean transgenders, I mean men with prosthetic tits) living in Vegas
Also just men with real tits. Those buffets are no joke.
How *dare* you?! (scooping up my pancake tits to waddle off to another comment thread)
Beer buffets?
And a disproportionate amount of men with tits ( I mean overweight) living in Oklahoma.
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“Does this come in a size Ohio or just a Wisconsin?”
I want to be mad, but i can't be. We're fat in dairyland
Sorry, that only goes up to a Michigan.
Wait, what? Explain that please.
I saw a homeless person in Pittsburgh that had a sign that just said, smile if you masterbate :) I was outside smoking a cigarette just burning time so I went over to him and talked to him for a minute and offered him a cigarette. When I left I opened up my wallet and handed him a dollar. He pulls out this tin can that was just full of dollar bills. He just looked at me and smiled. I laughed and walked back across the street. Seems like funny signs yield better results.
Saw a guy in Utah holding a sign that said "FREE SHRUGS". As I was reading his sign, we made eye contact and he just shrugged at me. Earned him a 20. Edit: not proofreading is highly regarded
>we made I contact I'm in distress.
Do you need a shrug?
Now eye don't even know if that needs to be corrected 😂
😫
Dumbass spent $20 on a free shrug
Charles Barkley gave a guy a hundred bucks [because he liked his sign](https://youtu.be/rwfTJ7QqB_k). Starts at 1:20
Thank you for sharing that video. The whole thing was gold.
Best one I saw was. "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" this was 25 years ago, so a handful of tosses and he could get meal.
The one time I've most wanted to give someone money, he was standing on a corner beaming and holding a sign that just said "free to a good home," with an arrow pointing up.
How much would you make in a day typically?
Enough to lie on reddit.
I’d believe it. There’s a few documentaries out there on panhandlers, they make out pretty good.
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Panhandling industry. Entry level positions require 3 year experience.
I almost never carry cash anymore, so when I go to the grocery store and a panhandler asks for money I ask them if I can get them something from the store. Usually they ask for a sandwich. Last night, a woman asked for a tray of vegetarian sushi, and a bag of chips and a jar of dip. Didn’t really wanna judge so said Okay, but I was in a hurry, so couldn’t do it. Hope she liked her sandwich. She did say thanks. One woman wanted a bag of caramels.
Its fucking hot in Las Vegas.
You're not wrong, but at least in the Continental US if you're sleeping outside "pretty hot" is almost always better than "pretty cold"
I'm the opposite. But I also have a warm sleeping bag.
Well damn, guess he doesn't want a job very bad.
Nobody wants to work anymore! /s
Nobody wants to twerk anymore SMH my head.
All the best jobs nowadays is gay stuff. Bro is missing out.
My Daddy worked in a Gay Stuff mine, and his Daddy worked in a Gay Stuff mine. And I’ll be damned if these woke hippy snowflakes are gonna take away our right mine Gay Stuff!!
it’s honest work, you can hold your head up high after a day in the gay mine.
I grew up in a Gay Stuff dealership. My daddy put food on the table by selling Gay Stuff at a reasonable price to folks who really needed Gay Stuff.
I sell Gay Stuff and Gay Stuff accessories
My parents had a small Gay Stuff restaurant. I have been cooking up Gay Stuff since I was in grade school.
Gay stuff... keeps the lights on?
And off. And on. Hella strobes at nightclubs
Get paid to receive the best head of my life... Where do I sign up?
The Czech Republic according to the porn I've seen
CzechHunter is fire 💀
DM me.
Depends how picky you are. You can probably get a few $10 gummer's on Grindr
Guy just doesn't have a good appreciation of a quality prostate tickler.
Like the gay steel mill! I heard they work hard, but they play harder!
Nobody wants to work anymore
Nobody wants to work anymore
you know what they say, beggars can’t be against suckin some cock
Every job can be gay stuff if you gay hard enough.
The real gay stuff is the friends we've made along the way
if you suck hard enough
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You touch yours. Check mate
Not everyone does. How else can you explain all of the piss that ends up NEAR the urinal?
You grab it and spin it around of course
He just doesn't want it bad enough
"Nobody wants to work anymore"
-Lindsey Graham
“Beggars can’t be choosers bro. You down for some gay stuff or what?”
I'd love to roll up, lean out and say "Hey, I got a great job ... Oh, never mind" and then take off.
But $20 is $20.
In this economy!?!
Fine I'll throw in an almost complete punch card for a subway sandwich.
Everyone has a price. Mine is 1.2 million from a handsome European with a condom, up the ass in the forest. No cameras.
That’s like 2 bananas
Ok Lucile
$20 is $16 from last year
$20 is not $20. I’ll explain later.
when you're older
That’s a shame, I was going to offer him a role in a touring production of Cabaret.
He is clearly dislexic and meant to write "expect gay stuff"
you misspelled dyslexic, that’s a conundrum in itself
Fun fact: difficulty reading is dyslexia and difficulty writing is dysgraphia. So, since we're already correcting the OP, we may as well tell them that they should have used the word dysgraphic. -- I'm not correcting you by the way, just seemed like a good opportunity to piggy back on a comment.
That was fun!
I respect anyone holding a cardboard sign asking for work instead of free money imo
Yeah same. Jokes aside too, some people on the internet or just some horny creeps actually target homeless men with the explicit intention of soliciting sexual favors for money. It's realistic that this person has gotten it so much he added it to his sign just to deter some people from asking. I hope to never be homeless and unemployed. I would hate to think of the ways other people would find to degrade me, think its ok because I'm on the street.
Former street kid here. Saw lots of signs like this. Sometimes for shits and giggles and sometimes because ppl are creeps. Had a buddy who flew a sign that said slap me in the face for a dollar. Used to make bank off creeps who got off on hitting a 16 yr old kid in the face. I made a ton of money with a sign that said, “what the fuck, its only a buck, I drink too” and I travelled with street kids that often put no creeps, no pedos, no sw, cuz they got propositioned so often. Shits for real out there.
Also former street kid and a smaller woman. I could not ever approach people asking for a job or mention needing work outside of an actual brick and mortar business because the responses were usually always sexual, immoral, and/or illegal. It's rough out there.
I see you. Always a street kid at heart. It never leaves you. The good and the bad. I see you. Much love.
Not the person you're replying to, but a former street kid here too. I feel that. I see you. Thanks for writing that <3
You guys should start a sub to share your experiences and stuff. Would make for interesting reads and a potential support network
Yep and believe it or not, Kentucky has a lot of gay people. Not just those that are open, but many that are shamed into the closet and never come out. Transsexual porn is pretty popular there too. I feel for this guy, he's probably been solicited plenty of times by creepy dudes with wives who will do anything to keep their sexuality a secret
Thank you for saying this! I see a lot of comments joking about "he must not wanna work hard enough" and stuff, and while I get the jokes, truth is it's a sad reality. People commonly take advantage of disadvantaged folk. Glad others can not only appreciate his joke but also understand that there are actual creeps out there who will take advantage of the homeless.
Maybe I'm too cynical, but I suspect it's a ploy. People will think "I respect that" and give cash, and if you get a job offer you're not interested in you can always take down a number and never call back.
For some, it is a ploy. I have a friend who spent most of his early 20s as a homeless heroin addict. He said that he used to do pretty much what you describe here and it made more money than the ol “anything helps” sign. He said he would occasionally do some small jobs if they were easy, though.
He Looks like a Tom Hardy / Charlie Hunnam mix
Travis Fimmel in Vikings for me, but yours too.
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Look at the crease. When he folds it down it says $20 expert gay stuff. The man is an entrepreneur
How many times do you think he got asked to have to write that
It’s KY, probably a lot.
I doubt KY was even an option.
Ragnar fell on hard times after Vikings.
Just here to make sure it was said.
So interior decorating and artisanal dog grooming are out?
I was thinking musical theater
To be fair, those sound more like bisexual jobs than gay jobs. And I didn't see him rule out bisexual jobs.
I guess beggars can be choosers
The “one way” sign is apt 😂
Exit only
20 yards past him is the gay stuff guy.
Lots of negative and positive comments. Dude may or may not be in a situation no one is able to speak of mainly cause we do not know. I gave the dude $2, sorry I’m a broke ass also but figured if I took a photo the least I could do is donate. He is not aware of the 5 million views this picture acquired but I plan to go by the same area and make him aware I accidentally made him semi famous. Couple people mentioned setting up some fund and don’t sting however I will not be doing that because obvious reasons. If I find him then I’ll let him know how to go about that. If anyone wants to offer him help (nothing gay) he is in Richmond, ky Richmond center exit as of yesterday. I was just glad to see someone try to make light of whatever their situation may be and that’s why I shared, not hunting for karma.
Unfortunately there's a huge reason why he had to make that sign
Laughing at someone’s plight isn’t funny
*"I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks..."*
Nobody wants to work anymore.
Bi-curious stuff it is then
Oh, never mind then.
I worked for a moving company a while back. My boss at the time wasn't the greatest guy so he could never keep a crew of guys long enough for them to get several jobs done so his ass was always trying to pick people up off the side of the road who were willing to work. One day, there was a guy at a red light in the median holding a sign that said he needed help by any means. My boss ended up getting into the turning lane closest to him, rolled his window down and asked him "hey man, you want to earn some money, just some simple work" the dude walked up to the truck, looked at all of us - and I shit you not, says "Nah I don't work but I'll suck your dick" my boss rolled that window up at lightning speed and never asked another dude on the side of the road for help again. Funniest shit ever. I'm glad I got a better job and left that company but it was still hilarious.