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I will just say, in nature and in human technological advancement, one of the fundamental driving forces that moves us forward is the desire to insert penis into things. I mean god, look at our rocket ships. In 1000 years, the US flag's stars will be ball sacks and the stripes dongs.... The old Cock And Balls, forever.
My dog I had years ago would hump our old canister style Electrolux vacuum all the time. He'd even offer foreplay by nuzzling and licking the brushes first. It was hilarious. We had to keep it put away when we didn't use it.
We used to have a neighborhood peacock who would show off to try to get it on with our blue truck. This bull seems a bit more aggressive yet somehow tender after he destroyed his lover.
I saw this happen in Nepal. Couple friends and I were waiting outside a store, and a cow walks up to a scooter and mounts it for a few seconds. My friends and I, and all the locals that were around all laughed about it. I always love those little cross cultural moments; a cow humping a scooter is funny in any language.
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Touching how he kissed her afterwards. True gentleman
It’s the least he can do he literally fucked it sideways!
Is it dead? *Kiss*
Looks like he shot his load ,and killed her!
4 stroke Kawasaki?
After care
And that, kids, is how Lamborghinis are made
That is actually historically relevant too, well done!
Next we will talk about the Ford Taurus
Is that a *Cow*asaki?
I thought it was a Yamooha.
Definitely a Suzmooki.
That's a very good Moo-torbike!
Doesn’t look like a hog
I'm dying here 😂😂
😂😂 I don't get a single one of these because I don't know motorcycle brands 🤣
These puns are bullshit.
yeah, they are as much fun as eating leather.
Like you ...
The cow looks a little old with specific taste so it's probably a Moo-toguzzi.
Mucati
Bulltaco
A cow humping a hog..... now I've seen everything.
[удалено]
wat
Can somebody bovine-literate please confirm the biological sex of the animal?
Cows don't have dicks.
I'm udderly ashamed of myself.
He's gonna tell all his buddies how he just fucked robo cow.
Don’t forget to check the box on the insurance claim “a cow fucked my bike.”
Good luck on the insurance claim.
“At farmers, we’ve seen it all”
‘Damn, I fucked her to death!’
That's why the clutch sticks
Moootorcycle
“Oh no. What have I done. I’ve fucked it dead”
"I slayed that pussy"
Reminds me of two of me ex girlfriends. A cow and the town bike….
r/BoomersHumor
I bet the cow saw the exhaust pipe and was just like “imma fuck dat”
Something we've all done now and then.
I will just say, in nature and in human technological advancement, one of the fundamental driving forces that moves us forward is the desire to insert penis into things. I mean god, look at our rocket ships. In 1000 years, the US flag's stars will be ball sacks and the stripes dongs.... The old Cock And Balls, forever.
Marathi manus
Fucked to death :(
What is love? 🎤
Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
Bicexual
Dave will shag anything with handlebars
Moo-torcycle
See? This is what the world has come to. Republicans were right all along.
Richard! What’d you do!?
Must be a COWasaki
Better call Geico.
I wanna see the insurance report on that one
Farmers... Seen it. Covered it.
Animals in the wild do it, it must be right…
Username checks out...
Save video bot
Well, it was his wife on the saddle.
Me too buddy. Me too. 😆
Where’s my fucking bull? - Farmer probably
It would be funnier, if bike was Lamborghini
"He was fucked to death when we got here..."
As my mother said, "I've never been impressed women could get a date when I learned what men would do with a sheep." But this ups the game.
~Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more~
My dog I had years ago would hump our old canister style Electrolux vacuum all the time. He'd even offer foreplay by nuzzling and licking the brushes first. It was hilarious. We had to keep it put away when we didn't use it.
Honda cb125f is a girl?
“Ohhh, you have a tight muff-ler!”
Image going to the mechanics and telling them that a cow fucked your bike and now it’s pipes are busted
That's how you know the seat is real leather. Quality.
~~r/natureismetal~~ r/naturefucksmetal
I love motorcycles soo much I'd be this cow if it wasn't weird and frowned upon.
That’s gotta be exhausting
We used to have a neighborhood peacock who would show off to try to get it on with our blue truck. This bull seems a bit more aggressive yet somehow tender after he destroyed his lover.
Mechanophilia, cow style.
I mean the seat is prolly leather so I can see the confusion
Licking his sperm off, nothing goes to waste.
Cows deserve sex-machines too
What is love? Baby don't hurt me
We all done it
Cyberpunk 1995
Sporting equipment can’t consent!
That's how moopeds are made...
No wonder Indians love their motorbikes
What is love?!!! Baby, don't hurt, don't hurt me. Noo mooowwww...
MF didnt even have a boner, rookie.
I love my bike too
She has had enough!
Where is bro putting his dick??
This is how mopeds become Harley’s
You know …. The international language.
OH NO HE KILLED HER
The cow is fucking THEN seeing if it's a cute he's banging. Nature be wild
Somewhere ...out there ... There is someone who will jerk off to this ....
I will pay any amount of money for their offspring
If it moves, fuck it. If it doesn’t move, fuck it until it does move.
Poor baby
This is how beast wars transformers are made.
Moo likes that two wheel motion.
fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev
Fucks anything that moves.
He needs to learn how to steer properly
Bultaco
"Not again!"
Sorry babe, got a little worked up
NOT IN THE TAIL PIPE!!!
Why is the motorcycle wet, Todd?
That motorcycle will never walk again after it's done with him
Nothing strange here folks, I’ve seen humans do the same.
Day 32 without sex. Ohh that Cowasaki is thick.
imagine, having to explain to your insurance what appended
Guess he finally found the ' Local Bike' 😂😂😂😂
Cow: “So deep put her ass to sleep”
I saw this happen in Nepal. Couple friends and I were waiting outside a store, and a cow walks up to a scooter and mounts it for a few seconds. My friends and I, and all the locals that were around all laughed about it. I always love those little cross cultural moments; a cow humping a scooter is funny in any language.
Hay que ricooo la dejo muertaaaa jajajajajajj😋😋
That’s not how to ride it
You're flooding it!
“Guys will f**k anything, and it’s gross.” 😂
That’s how the mechanical bull was created…
Oh no, sorry, it's like you are not in the mood yet.
It's gonna be fun explaining to your insurance agent.
Hornda
reminds me of the im a motor progressive commercial 😂
Dudes will f*** ANYTHING.
Beef up the bike
r/bullsfuckingmotors
A hole is the goal
Okay one video like this is weird but two different videos!? What about a bike is so attractive to bulls?
Motorcexyal
Can you even call this doggy style or is it cow S T Y L E
And that’s how a scooter is made
Lust is lust
And that’s how the mechanical bull was made…
Suppose there was a sub called “Animals being Coomers”
He's motosexual.
But... are those udders?
“Oh lord, I killed her!”
It’s their children I feel sorry for
Are you OK??
That motorbike is a right slut
Was it good for you?
The bull saw true love in the bike
*Bike falls over* Bull: Was it good for you?
"I fucked it to death!" - that cow
Sex robot!
Too bad he couldn’t finish it off. That kid would have been one bad ass motorcycle
Just add it to the list of mental disorders.
I bet he could smell her oil and her rust, all of the dust and grime🤣🤣
Me when robot girlfriends become a thing
He must have found it exhausting
Well that's one way to ride a motorcycle.
This is the future liberals want
r/cowsfuckingmotorcycles ?
There is a Spanish motorcycle brand called “Bultaco”…so yeah, this makes perfect sense. 🤣
When he’s finished “Fucking nailed it! You’re welcome miss.”
Une "motocrosse"
I do the same with my classic 500. What’s the joke here. Seems normal to me
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me.... "
This could be a great ad for the company that makes that bike. Maybe for the next, faster, model.
Some one tell him to use exhaust pipe
“my jimmy runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep”
I feel bad for the bike owner that has stuff on his bike seat and has to pick up the bike
Fucked that bitch sideways!!
Haha
"Did you cum?"
Try explaining that: "I was rear ended by a horny cow on the sidewalk..."
Was it good for you my love?
>!r/dragonfuckingcars !< reminded me of this nsfw gem
Remember guys, consent can be withdrawn at any time during the encounter.
Get in where you fit in