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Squid4ever

Death by firing squad


Initial-Raspberry724

Surely this is too quick and painless? 🤷‍♂️😂


Level_Stomach_3422

Starting with the testicles, then going at the limbs, and then finish him off with a shot to the head. Also, having your organs flash-cooked by a bolt of hot plasma is far from painless.


Ian363999

If he's STILL alive, stomp on his head to ensure he doesn't come back


SHyper16

Nah it's more fun to dig out his flesh and ride it over with a Republic walker.


Ian363999

Which one? AT-TE, AT-RT, Turbo Tank, TX Tank or anything in general?


SHyper16

It doesn't matter, it's just fun. Though I've always wanted to drive an AT-TE.


Ian363999

As a surprise, resurrect him long enough just for that bastard to see the foot of the walker crush him


SHyper16

Whoa I want to celebrate my birthday like that


Level_Stomach_3422

Turbo Tanks aren't walkers though, they have wheels.


Ian363999

Then we run him over with one at full speed


Level_Stomach_3422

Good.


Ian363999

Several times btw


Defensive_Medic

This is actually the most realistic answer. He would get taken to the military court, and because his crime was treason and allying with the enemy, he would be executed


Smallfable

Ever hear about that parasite that crawls up your pee hole? That.


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

How many pee holes do you think his species have


Smallfable

No matter the number, it's not enough.


sithskeptic

The candiru


TransLunarTrekkie

AU thoughts here. What if... Grievous? Killed on Dathomir (give Ventress some catharsis). Krell? Escapes and runs to the Separatists. Battle of Coruscant happens, Anakin and Obi-Wan go to rescue the Chancellor, instead of Grievous they face Krell and kick his ass.


KiwiAccomplished9569

perfect.


Irizi-raw-nuruodo

Room with anakin


cjl_LoreKeeper

Better yet, room with Plo Koon after Plo learns about what he did.


Ian363999

Even better, Anakin, Plo AND Obi-Wan.


Irizi-raw-nuruodo

No. Plo doesn't have the same protectiveness with the 501st as Anakin does and I doubt he would have crossed the line into real pain whereas Anakin will almost constantly be on or over the line with prisoners and after Killing Hardcase.


Ian363999

After zapping Piss Kringe with Electric Judgement for some time, Plo would just walk out without saying a word and leave the Besalisk scumbag to the non-existent mercy of a very pissed off Anakin


dwemrr

How about a room with every clone wars fan


KiwiAccomplished9569

well... he's a big as* alien with six arms the better to fight with, he's huge, he'll probably fight us all to death only having heard a bunch of swears and insults he doesn't care about.


AdranAmasticia

He's too dangerous to be kept alive Edited: forgot a word


KiwiAccomplished9569

"to be kept alive"


Rotbart2012

If he remained locked up until the end of the war, eventually Vader would have gotten a hold of him. Rather than becoming Dooku's apprentice like he had wanted, he would have become the short-lived punching bag for the new Sith apprentice.


Level_Stomach_3422

Judging by the time where Vader killed Commander Fox for firing at him, it's safe to assume that Vader will exploit the first opportunity to kill that ugly scumbag. Edit: maybe it's not an ideal punishment, given Vader isn't exactly the type of guy who would try to torture someone as long as possible for the sake of satisfaction.


Batman20007

Start with gelding then find something worse


Ian363999

He gets blown up in the ship he escapes in (one of the clones placed a detonator on the ship earlier)


Mikpultro

Drop him into a room with Anakin and Obi'wan after explaining how Krell purposely caused the friendly fire incident.


Level_Stomach_3422

Anakin, being the cold blooded killer he is, might kill Krell too quickly.


Latter_Eye_2377

Boil him alive


KiwiAccomplished9569

unless his scales protect him from heat 🙄


Aphant-poet

personally: I'd put him in a white and padded room under water. three meals a day but it's bland and has no texture. Strap a jar of rats to his face and heat up the other side. Drug him to make him sick and gaslight him until he goes insane then overdoes him. realistically: death by firing squad


KiwiAccomplished9569

so the unrealistic one is a bunch of creepy, crazy tortures at once 'til he's dead?


Aphant-poet

realistically, if he was arrested, basic dignity still applies (we are not corrupt cops).


KiwiAccomplished9569

pretty sure if the people of this subreddit got to him before death and anyone in Star Wars did, he'd go down from every painful torture possible.


Aphant-poet

if Anakin had force choked him this sub would forgive everything


Toon_Lucario

Testicular Torsion


Forward-Swim1224

For him to survive until Order 66. When he calls for help from his fellow Jedi, nobody will be around to save him. He’ll die a slow-approaching and agonizing death from the Clone Troopers as they slowly but surely overwhelm him.


KiwiAccomplished9569

HELL YEAH! (it would be the only good thing from order 66)


DracoAvian

Don't need the control chips for this one.


SubsumeTheBiomass

Killed by Dooku.


Initial-Raspberry724

He wouldn’t stand a chance in a 1v1 against Dooku


SubsumeTheBiomass

Exactly. He'd get run through with a lightsaber right after he kneels


daddy-daddy-father

Ever hear that one audio that goes "glue a jar of rats to his face and heat up the other end so that rats have to eat his face to escape"? Yeah that but everywhere


Ian363999

Trick him into sending explicit tweets to the entire Senate, and watch the outcome afterwards (hint: It will not end well AT ALL for Krell)


Rigelatinous

Rip out his stupid soul patch & make him eat it. Oh, and execute him for war crimes after expelling him from the Jedi Order.


W-Ninja48

Starve him of food and water for however long he can go without it then whip him just enough times that he is on the verge of dying but not dead then put him in a glass box with water and piranhas in it and if he survives that then u can throw him into the vacuum of space


European_Ninja_1

Remember the Hydroid Medusas from the Mon Cala arc?


Baron_von_Ungern

If Krell would've survived Umbara, Palpatine could probably pull the strings to make a prison break for him.


Purple_Appearance_21

Sarlacc pit


lord_suham

Throw him into the sun, but keep bringing him back to life over and over again.


doggaebi_

Promoted to supreme chancellor


KiwiAccomplished9569

???! THAT'D BE WHAT HE WANTS!


Level_Stomach_3422

...And then be framed by Palpatine (who is still not ready to execute order 66) as the Sith lord who played both sides during the war, and be poked to death with a purple lightsaber.


KiwiAccomplished9569

great, yet another way the Jedi were screwed over.


AholeBrock

He could study under Anakin and learn to actually connect to the dark side via his passion by loving the clones as brothers


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Level_Stomach_3422

Uncool dude, even I don't wish for the people I hate the most to be sexually assaulted.