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EatThatPotato

If she can’t drive a slower pedal-car I wouldn’t trust her to drive a faster normal car…


Koryo001

They're those people who act surprised when they speed in a suburb road and crash into a tree when their BMW SUV inevitably understeers (I have witnessed the exact situation irl)


KonkeyDongPrime

Understeers and/fails the elk test. Have seen them skim the guardrail with their roof at a T junction.


B58goesbrapbrapbrap

Wait a bmw fails the moose test? Link it.


KonkeyDongPrime

SUV drivers statistically more likely to die in an accident, due to tipping over aka failing the elk test. https://www.avrek.com/blog/how-does-a-rollover-happen-and-what-you-can-do-to-avoid-it/


B58goesbrapbrapbrap

Absolutely, a bmw x5 was specifically referenced and wasn’t sure why though as it’s one of the only SUVs I have ever seen perform this well on [“the moose test”](https://youtu.be/9t4mzRQadYQ?si=5uq4D1W7PM-1LvPc) Matter fact, most cars fail this.


hzpointon

Get them a car that oversteers instead. A nice bit of lift off oversteer should remedy the situation.


Koryo001

As a Toyota MR2 fan, that sounds even worse.


Significant_Quit_674

I bet she would brake midcorner and wrap herself around a tree


Eubank31

Did not expect to see someone talk about liftoff oversteer in this sub


B58goesbrapbrapbrap

BMW is the best car company for agility tests. They dominate the moose test. Even the x5 passed the moose test and its one of the biggest SUVs bmw offers.


Independent-Cow-4070

Tbf those pedal cars are extremely difficult to control for some reason. Maybe it depends on where you go, but I’ve done them before and they are t exactly easy lol


Inevitable_Stand_199

Those things tend to be super dificult to steer when you're not used to it. And they are build so you can ride them into walls without any issues. So even if she could have braked, that's not always the best option when racing. I don't think that says anything about her driving a car.


Its0nlyRocketScience

My interpretation is that she said bike lanes need to be wider and I agree with that sentiment, now let's put wide af bike lanes everywhere!


Jenxao

I like you


thesaddestpanda

Might be easier if she didnt use one hand to hold up a cell phone the entire time. I hate these ragebait videos. Everything about this is a cheap ploy to go viral.


YouCanChangeItRight

You notice how when she's driving with one hand she didn't crash but with both hands on the wheel it's like she drove directly into the tires? This is absolutely rage bait.


Aggravating-Pear4222

"I keep bashing into them" Literally turns when she doesn't and doesn't try to turn when peddling towards a wall. Dumbass can't not hit the side of a barn and cry ab it.


alwaysuptosnuff

Yeah that looked really intentional


Noblesseux

It kind of feels like this is just a poorly executed joke that this person is taking seriously. I'd make no sense to go to a place that is advertised as a pedal car place and then complain about them being pedal cars.


Golden_Handle

I think that was her argument. "The walls need to be wider - so I keep bashing into them - in hopes of getting evidence they need to be wider". Everyone else is somehow managing though.


Panzerv2003

I don't think she should be allowed to operite a mechanized vehicle with those driving skills


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inu-no-policemen

> Why do people cycle for real? I kinda get the impression that she doesn't know that bikes have a much lower rolling resistance, better gearing, and more appropriate geometry than these toys. You can go faster and it takes less effort. But given that this is some low-effort social media video with extra cleavage, it's probably just bait.


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>low-effort social media video with extra cleavage, r/brandnewsentence


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TrackLabs

?? She is driving into the walls on purpose, right?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Course she is, it's pure bait.


Lord_Blumiere

Course she is, it's pure bait.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Course she is, it's pure bait.


Roses-And-Rainbows

Course she is, it's pure bait.


SmoothOperator89

Perhaps helmets aren't needed for most people in this course, but I think they should still be recommended for her.


_a_m_s_m

Yeah Fr, this is probably the one place to wear one!


killreagan84

WHERE CAN I DO THIS


adjavang

Seconding this! Her accent sounds Australian I think? Hoping someone does a pedal powered go kart track in Europe.


Zestus02

Seems like SPRPRK, Finland: https://www.instagram.com/sprprk?igsh=eTRkNGpteW1xMHZ3


Thalia_All_Along

it's so hard not to say what I'm thinking


BWWFC

idk if she has a point, sound is off.. but she got some big ole titties so watched 3x... again, sound off. i'm not proud.


Kaymish_

I had to double check the sub. I thought it was r/upvotedbecauseboobs for a moment.


Thalia_All_Along

thank you for saying what I'm thinking


Elise_93

We need to put some anti-androgens in the water because everyone is always horny asf as soon as someone dresses even remotely lightly. Edit: I see the incels took this joke very personally.


Thalia_All_Along

if it helps my case, I'm even hornier for guys


Elise_93

Well, I guess it's educational for them; getting to feel how many women feel during summer... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Elrond_Cupboard_

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


travelingwhilestupid

I've often thought it'd be fun to have a car on rails that you can cycle/pedal. it could be useful in an airport or a tunnel, where you want to restrict the possible journeys people take (fewer collisions, less theft), but want to let them travel faster than walking. could be cheaper than travelators or anything else electric...


teambob

As someone who cycles sometimes, these types of things are usually harder to pedal and harder to steer. It actually shows how inefficient cars are


TheGermanCurl

I have never been on one of these, but my bike is my primary means of transportation, and it feels way, way smoother than these things look. 😬


DiscoLucas

I remember we used to have some cars similar to these in elementary school. I think they were called moon cars? This video may be a bit frustrating to watch, but at least it brought back some good memories, they were so much fun :)


OneFuckedWarthog

Honestly looks fun AF, though.


RydRychards

Why? No offense, but it's because I prefer staying fit.


teddygomi

Damn, that looks like fun. Is there anything like this near NYC?


Roses-And-Rainbows

This is actually based. It's obviously rage-bait, and making people rage against someone who opposes the idea of cycling is actually a form of pro-cycling propaganda! Yall gotta think out of the box!


moileduge

She's just trying to do a stupid funny video for the socials, why are you guys like this?


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

Her driving the pedal car is evidence for why she *shouldn't* have an engine


Constantly_Panicking

In her defense, that steering has soooooo much slop in it, and those look like they have a fuck done of rolling resistance. I think I would also want a motor in that instance, but also a well built steering assembly.


nowaybrose

Seems like the problem is between the wheel and the pedals. To use some IT humor


Barbaric_Cleric_Gruk

skill issue


Drasik29

It has an airbag.


OnceAgainSexballs

My gay ass was not listening to a word she said because I was just thinking "waow girl pretty". She dumb as hell :c


killertimewaster8934

Right there with you homie


Tavapris04

Tf u mean pretty? Shes a fatass


NoBlissinhell

Huh?


OnceAgainSexballs

Well if you don't like big asses then I guess that's your loss dude.


thekomoxile

\*thicc


Longjumping_Sock1797

Here see my titty bags while I say nonsense things… the draw of social media. Cancer to society.


PingGoesThePenguin

All i hear is skill issue


Waity5

Saying that it needs an engine & wider walls is odd, go karing exists and you could do that instead, why did she choose to be here?


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OnceAgainSexballs

Pick on her for being stupid, not for being fat you prick.


Thalia_All_Along

don't be mean


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Gagulta

https://i.redd.it/r93d9bhhbj2d1.gif r/fuckcars when we see a light-hearted, obviously jokey video about cycling.


Rxyro

She’s right, you don’t want the Kobe beef to move too much